sex to spank it ratio

[drjoek]

What is your average ratio of self gratification to actual interpersonal sexual relations?
Come clean and be reasonably honest.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

per week id say 7 to 3

used to be 2 to 10 during engagement and 1st year of Marriage, boy have times changed

[britneypablo]

7 to 0 but i would prefer it be 0 to 33+

(thats my weekly ratio)

[underdog]

I don't want to see it in ratio form.

[Dougie Brootal]

since my ex left i jacked roughly 2-3 times a day.

since friday ive been averaging 3 fucks and a blow job a day. but thats only cuz my new chick has been here until today so ill probably go back to my regular jacking schedule till she comes back.

[MacVittie]

i broke up with my chick last memorial day. no sex since then. i spank it 5-6 times a week.

[hammersavage]

7 to 0 but i would prefer it be 0 to 33+

(thats my weekly ratio)

You want to get banged over 33 times a week? Is that just a shout out to Larry Legend?


I have no steady chick or a job. You figure it out.

Actually, I've probably gotten laid more in the last 3 months without a job than the year before with a job. I'll say 5 to 1.

[BlackSpider]

0 sex, all jack...

[joethebartender]

Tom Durkin's call of a Saratoga race came to mind...
Call me "Slambino"!!!
(FF to 1:30)

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[TheMojoPin]

71,329 to 1.

[EliSnow]

since my ex left i jacked roughly 2-3 times a day.

since friday ive been averaging 3 fucks and a blow job a day. but thats only cuz my new chick has been here until today so ill probably go back to my regular jacking schedule till she comes back.

So Scot's the "chick" this week? Way to go doug!

[~Katja~]

You want to get banged over 33 times a week? Is that just a shout out to Larry Legend?


I have no steady chick or a job. You figure it out.

Actually, I've probably gotten laid more in the last 3 months without a job than the year before with a job. I'll say 5 to 1.

it's Brit... she want's to get banged 33 times a day really.

[BlackSpider]

it's Brit... she want's to get banged 33 times a day really.

It's a sex to spank (never use this terminology) ratio.
sex is the first number. she wants to spank 33+ times...

[~Katja~]

It's a sex to spank (never use this terminology) ratio.
sex is the first number. she wants to spank 33+ times...

trust me, she messed up the ratio. she wants to get banged.

[hammersavage]

trust me, she messed up the ratio. she wants to get banged.

hot

[Enabler]

Lifetime, its easily 30:1. Thirty batches to every time a woman actually tolerates my sweating enough to let me finish. But when Ive been in a relationship the spank total is almost 0. Wait. why am I telling you this?

[Hottub]

Too busy to spank. Too married to pork.

You do the math.

[OGC]

since my ex left i jacked roughly 2-3 times a day.

since friday ive been averaging 3 fucks and a blow job a day. but thats only cuz my new chick has been here until today so ill probably go back to my regular jacking schedule till she comes back.


Wow, that Friday is quite a trooper. I'll have to introduce myself if I ever get to one of the Ron and Fez bar nights.

[hammersavage]

Lifetime, its easily 30:1. Thirty batches to every time a woman actually tolerates my sweating enough to let me finish. But when Ive been in a relationship the spank total is almost 0. Wait. why am I telling you this?

Bullshit. I spanked it thousands of times before I started having sex. I'd have to have sex at least 500 more times for the number to be even 100:1.

[Enabler]

Bullshit. I spanked it thousands of times before I started having sex. I'd have to have sex at least 500 more times for the number to be even 100:1.

Yeah maybe my math is fuzzy. But virgin-spanks shouldnt count.

[hammersavage]

it's Brit... she want's to get banged 33 times a day really.

Actually, I think she lowballed herself.

[britneypablo]

trust me, she messed up the ratio. she wants to get banged.

your the only person who understands and knows me
<3 you

[~Katja~]

Actually, I think she lowballed herself.

actually she low balls guys... but that has a whole other meaning

[drjoek]

actually she low balls guys... but that has a whole other meaning



This needs to take place in the chat room!

[FezsAssistant]

1:100,000,000

I'm going to go kill myself now.

[deliciousV]

7 to 0 but i would prefer it be 0 to 33+

(thats my weekly ratio)

useless without pictures



I have sex 3 times a week and never jack anymore, but I'm old.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

The right hand jacks while the left hand wipes away the tears of loneliness.

[boosterp]

Hmmmm....

I don't want to think about it right now.

[OGC]

The right hand jacks while the left hand wipes away the tears of loneliness.

Reverse that for those of us who are left handed.

[RhinoinMN]

Pre Celexa - 6-1

Post Celexa 1-4



Celexa is a worse than a condom.


btw first number is actual sex.

[RoseBlood]

71,329 to 0.

Hahahahahaaaahaa:lol:
This made me laugh Mojo.
But then I realized you lied, so I fixed it for accuracy.

[ToiletCrusher]

7:2

I know that's an odd ratio but, I am odd.

[Dirtbag]

Yeah maybe my math is fuzzy. But virgin-spanks shouldnt count.
Does that mean I can claim 0:0?

[RoseBlood]

Too busy to spank. Too married to pork.

You do the math.

Equals a very frustrated moderator. :banning:

Same goes for Mojo :tongue:

[drjoek]

Its nice to have a thread that attracts all the hot chicks from ronfez.net:thumbup:

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

It's Friday evening...time to get jackin...not much else to do around here tonight.

[drjoek]

Friday I usually try to improve my ratio but tonight I'm at a track meet till midnight

[britneypablo]

Reverse that for those of us who are left handed.


thank you im left handed and i was feeling like no one could relate to my strife .....i need some ass asap or im gonna do my dog...again

[Serpico1103]

Lets just say the Cham-WOW is now a Cum-WOW.

[hammersavage]

thank you im left handed and i was feeling like no one could relate to my strife .....i need some ass asap or im gonna do my dog...again

JerseyRich in town...

[britneypablo]

Lets just say the Cham-WOW is now a Cum-WOW.

OMG I AM GETTIN A SUPeRB LAUGH OUT OF THIS ONE.....one of the few commercials ive seen since the riddance of my cable

[britneypablo]

JerseyRich in town...

oh give him my number

[Serpico1103]

OMG I AM GETTIN A SUPeRB LAUGH OUT OF THIS ONE.....one of the few commercials ive seen since the riddance of my cable

It may be the Yank in me, nose picking is not always a turn on.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

thank you im left handed and i was feeling like no one could relate to my strife .....i need some ass asap or im gonna do my dog...again

How bout ya toss me the ol' stranger? :thumbup:

[Contra]

3:7 on a weekly scale

[cougarjake13]

normally its 2:5 sex spank

[Serpico1103]

0-0 for today, but the evening is young. And, my internet is working fine.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

I have a feeling that Saturday nite is gonna end up much in the same fashion that Friday nite did... :wallbash::help:

[A.J.]

Come clean

Well one would hope anyway.