My wife is out at dinner and I was thinking...

[lleeder]

should I get wasted in the meantime? She doesn't expect me to get wasted but Ive got nothing to do tonight or tomorrow. So who out of the 6 people that are online think this is a good idea? I'd be alone so thats depressing enough. I have a steak to cook and like 14 beers sitting in the fridge. Its a very economical plan.

[weekapaugjz]

Can't beat steak and beer.

[underdog]

Drink and go into chat. Then you can listen to Snoogans ramble and you won't feel so bad about drinking alone.

[underdog]

Can't beat steak and beer.

Steak, beer, & pussy.

[weekapaugjz]

Drink and go into chat. Then you can listen to Snoogans ramble and you won't feel so bad about drinking alone.

Who feels bad about drinking alone?

[underdog]

Who feels bad about drinking alone?

I don't, but lleeder seemed to have some reservations.

[weekapaugjz]

Steak, beer, & pussy.

Fair enough.

[lleeder]

The fact thats she's not here makes the trifecta more possible than if she was here.

[drjoek]

What's the shit to pay ratio? How much bitching and moaning will you have to endure if she comes home to you passed out on the sofa with Skinamax After Dark on TV. That's what you have to ask yourself.

[GreatAmericanZero]

of course.



then, when she gets home you should fuck the shit out of her

[lleeder]

The problem is she'll be home soon. I'm thinkng like 9:30 so I better get started.

[lleeder]

of course.



then, when she gets home you should fuck the shit out of her


I don't live in Narnia.

[GreatAmericanZero]

I don't live in Narnia.

you can pretend your doggie is Aslan.

[underdog]

The problem is she'll be home soon. I'm thinkng like 9:30 so I better get started.

Slam time.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Thought you had weed... if its just beer then save it you are going to need it for Sunday.

Fool

[Farmer Dave]

Drink up, but you may want to get more beer before you start. And don't burn the house down cooking that steak.

[hammersavage]

Ghostbusters is on Bravo. Make a game of it.

[RhinoinMN]

Just drink, eat and have a good time enjoying the silence.

[zildjian361]

get wasted my wife is out too i'm 10 16oz coors light in already.:smoke::drunk:

[GreatAmericanZero]

im only 3 beers in tonight. ill finish the 6 pack and have a nice meal for myself cuz i have a dog obedience class in the morning


but im drinking this "Leinenkugel's 1888 Bock". Its fuckin' great, you all should get some

[drjoek]

This could be the ellusive 100% poll

[GreatAmericanZero]

This could be the ellusive 100% poll

some faggot will vote "no" cuz they want to be different

[~Katja~]

drink and hopefully she will be back in time for the what show, then discuss the issue on air

[drjoek]

Stop thinking start drinking!!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Not only should you get wasted, but sit on your kitchen table nude in the thinking man pose until your wife finds you.

[Gvac]

It might be time for an intervention.

How about you do something nice for her, like clean the bathroom?

[hammersavage]

some faggot will vote "no" cuz they want to be different

Make this vote unanonymous and lets tar and feather the son of a bitch who goes against us!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Make this vote unanonymous and lets tar and feather the son of a bitch who goes against us!

sexually?

[zildjian361]

get wasted my wife is out too i'm 10 16oz coors light in already.:smoke::drunk:

make that 11 she Loves me for who i am. now i'm starvin:wink:

[hammersavage]

sexually?

Is there another way?

[Gvac]

Bunch of enablers...

[lleeder]

One down.:drunk:

[disneyspy]

has enabler posted yet? do what s/he says

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Is there another way?

That had to be rhetorical because everybody knows the answer is NO THERE IS NOT

[CofyCrakCocaine]

One down.:drunk:

Kill #2 while running in place and you'll have my respect

[~Katja~]

you made the poll non-public :(

[disneyspy]

Bunch of enablers...

has enabler posted yet? do what s/he says

damn you gvac

[hammersavage]

Who ruined the bit? COME OUT AND GET YOUR LYNCHING!!!!!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I bet the poster who voted no was Westley... That mysterious bastard!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Who ruined the bit? COME OUT AND GET YOUR LYNCHING!!!!!

by lynching, he means a non-racial form of bondage involving your particulars, a pronged device, and good times.

[drjoek]

There will never be a 100% poll!

[lleeder]

Bud lights/miller lights sweet potato fries and a ribeye medium

[Gvac]

It might be time for an intervention.

How about you do something nice for her, like clean the bathroom?

Bunch of enablers...

You guys really don't know who voted "no"?

Great buncha detectives you'd make!

[lleeder]

You guys really don't know who voted "no"?

Great buncha detectives you'd make!

I thought it was underdog. I never see eye to eye with him.

[~Katja~]

You guys really don't know who voted "no"?

Great buncha detectives you'd make!

you did not need to point that out, we knew

[zildjian361]

Bunch of enablers...

hipocrit:tongue:

[Gvac]

you did not need to point that out, we knew

I'm stealing Serpico's "Literal Jim" persona.

[Farmer Dave]

One down.:drunk:

Kick it in gear. My wife IS home, the kids are fighting, and I'm on number 8 i think.

[underdog]

I thought it was underdog. I never see eye to eye with him.

Seriously. Jerk.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Bud lights/miller lights sweet potato fries and a ribeye medium

sweet potato fries? I've lost all respect for you.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Kick it in gear. My wife IS home, the kids are fighting, and I'm on number 8 i think.

i wish you were my father

[CofyCrakCocaine]

sweet potato fries? I've lost all respect for you.

I bet he even had GRAVY with them.

[lleeder]

sweet potato fries? I've lost all respect for you.

Its the only starch in the house. They're not too bad either.

[ToiletCrusher]

so close to 100%

[Tenbatsuzen]

I bet he even had GRAVY with them.

Gravy is fine when you have it with bread or starch. Not straight up.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Its the only starch in the house. They're not too bad either.

My wife keeps making them. I don't like them very much.

[Thebazile78]

My wife keeps making them. I don't like them very much.

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[King Hippos Bandaid]

too early, 9:30 is pre game time

[TheGameHHH]

sweet potato fries? I've lost all respect for you.

theyre amazing, clearly you dont have functional taste buds.

is this another culinary thing that Ron says people are "savages" for liking?

[drjoek]

Bud lights/miller lights sweet potato fries and a ribeye medium

Bud lights?
Sweet potatoes?

I bet you ruined the 100% poll.
You probably cooked the steak well done and trimmed off all the fat.

[lleeder]

Bud lights?
Sweet potatoes?

I bet you ruined the 100% poll.

I'm using the natural resources I have at hand.

[boosterp]

Who feels bad about drinking alone?

Not I, I do it quite frequently.

[Contra]

So how drunk are you so far?

[Tenbatsuzen]

So how drunk are you so far?

Drunk enough to send Irish Alkey into a fucking rage.

[drjoek]

Can we get an update on dinner and the wifes response. I don't think that's too much to ask.

[Serpico1103]

I'm stealing Serpico's "Literal Jim" persona.

?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

He must've tried the kitchen table move I recommended and scored big time.

Big time.