Ever have a cow slaughtered for you?

[ToiletCrusher]

I wish i had a 200 pound pound cow slaughtered for me in upstate NY.

[disneyspy]

kevin knows all about them,PM him

[Friday]

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[Coach]

I wish i had a 200 pound pound cow slaughtered for me in upstate NY.

Problem...a 200 Pound cow is either a Calf or sick and on the verge of death.
Calf is tender eatin..veal all over!

[PapaBear]

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[hedges]

I saw on TV how these butchers "on wheels" will go straight to a farm with a trailer that contains their shop. They spray down and sanitize the inside of the trailer, kill the cow, bring it inside and go to work.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I've personally shot, slaughtered and quartered 23 Cows. Mostly Mostly Steers, but some where heifers too.

Here's some of the beef hanging right here.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/010.jpg

This took place at the ORO Ranch in Arizona. Bet you can't guess what my job was?

[Hottub]

A cow, no.
A suckling pig, yes.

When we were in Argentina, Tio Carlitos went out to the farm at 6 am. Picked the pig, had it taken care of, and it was on the grill in 2 hours.
He also managed to get me some Guinness Draugh at a ridiculous price.

Best farewell BBQ EVER!!



FYI, a 200 pound cow is probably really sickly. Even a veal weighs more than that.

[Judge Smails]

EDIT: The video link isn't working for me so just go here:

http://www.humorscore.com/videos/The_Simpsons_Videos/The_Simpsons_-_Visit_To_The_Slaughterhouse

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

FYI, a 200 pound cow is probably really sickly. Even a veal weighs more than that.
The Tubster is right. Your looking at about 500-700 lbs for a yearling cow. A fella might not want to eat one much before a year old. Maybe 10 months. But no sooner.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

nope, what happens behind closed doors/slaughterhouse is none of my business

boy do I like the finished product

[ToiletCrusher]

A cow, no.
A suckling pig, yes.

When we were in Argentina, Tio Carlitos went out to the farm at 6 am. Picked the pig, had it taken care of, and it was on the grill in 2 hours.
He also managed to get me some Guinness Draugh at a ridiculous price.

Best farewell BBQ EVER!!



FYI, a 200 pound cow is probably really sickly. Even a veal weighs more than that.

The Tubster is right. Your looking at about 500-700 lbs for a yearling cow. A fella might not want to eat one much before a year old. Maybe 10 months. But no sooner.

this is turning out so well. spend some time in the chatroom to find out more.

[A.J.]

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If that cow had the chance, he'd kill you and everyone you loved.

[Coach]

A cow, no.
A suckling pig, yes.

When we were in Argentina, Tio Carlitos went out to the farm at 6 am. Picked the pig, had it taken care of, and it was on the grill in 2 hours.
He also managed to get me some Guinness Draugh at a ridiculous price.

Best farewell BBQ EVER!!



FYI, a 200 pound cow is probably really sickly. Even a veal weighs more than that.

The Tubster is right. Your looking at about 500-700 lbs for a yearling cow. A fella might not want to eat one much before a year old. Maybe 10 months. But no sooner.

Didn't I say that?

[sailor]

I've personally shot, slaughtered and quartered 23 Cows. Mostly Mostly Steers, but some where heifers too.

Here's some of the beef hanging right here.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/010.jpg

This took place at the ORO Ranch in Arizona. Bet you can't guess what my job was?

bovine paparazzo?

[lleeder]

This took place at the ORO Ranch in Arizona. Bet you can't guess what my job was?

Dead cow asshole fingerer?

[Recyclerz]

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Worth the trouble to get there if you think meat is murder but still love a juicy steak.

[bigredd]

Yep. My grandma and grandpa rasied cattle when I was a kid. They'd slaughter a couple every year and keep/eat the meet. Yummy.

[Nothing Sound]

Buddy of mine raised two cow just for eatin. Best prime rib I ever had. Some people in his family
actually refused to eat it. They claimed it would be like eating a pet because they helped feed them. Fuck that.

[instrument]

I think the majority of the Ron and Fez show and staff weighs more than the cow you want to eat.

[lleeder]

I think the majority of the Ron and Fez show and staff weighs more than the cow you want to eat.

and fan base.

[beachbum]

Dead cow asshole fister?

Fixed.

My dad used to buy cows and leave them at my grand dads place.THe old guy would feed them and look after them until they were plump and tender then we would take them to the bovine assassin.Delicious.

[MisterSmith]

Yep. My grandma and grandpa rasied cattle when I was a kid. They'd slaughter a couple every year and keep/eat the meet. Yummy.

Same thing here. We would visit my Grandparents in Missouri every summer and they would usually slaughter one of the cows they raised on the farm shortly before our visit. We would eat fresh meat while we were there and bring some choice cuts back home to Pennsylvania in a big cooler.

[Slumbag]

I used to work at a butcher shop.
I would have to kill and skin goats and smaller animals, but never the cows.
I did have to move the giant vats of cow guts out to a truck once a week. That's not fun.
It's strange. As horrific as that job was, still not my worst gig.


If you have a meat freezer, buying the whole animal is the way to go.

[drusilla]

last night my boyfriends mother said she wanted to go to amish country & buy us half a cow. i don't know why i found that really disturbing.

[PapaBear]

last night my boyfriends mother said she wanted to go to amish country & buy us half a cow. i don't know why i found that really disturbing.
Don't half a cow, man.

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[Coach]

I've personally shot, slaughtered and quartered 23 Cows. Mostly Mostly Steers, but some where heifers too.

Here's some of the beef hanging right here.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/010.jpg

This took place at the ORO Ranch in Arizona. Bet you can't guess what my job was?
Bull Prepper?
last night my boyfriends mother said she wanted to go to amish country & buy us half a cow. i don't know why i found that really disturbing.The Amish are scary in a "bad thing happens after every time you talk to them sense".

[boosterp]

Most people do not have close to the freezer room for a fully cut up cow. Half a cow will usually fill an 18 sq ft freezer to nearly full. It is much cheaper to buy beef this way than individually from the grocery store.

[ToiletCrusher]

spilled over to two pages. I'm impressed.

[Misteriosa]

ive had pigs, chickens, geese, and goats killed for me. my mom's family (what left :( ) always kill a fresh animal when we go out to visit them in PR

[hammersavage]

Like others have said, I just want the dinner on my plate. Even chicken on a bone makes me think of what a caveman I am. I could kill an animal to survive if it came to it.

Even Anthony Bourdain on one episode of No Reservations got melancholy after slaughtering a pig. And this is a guy who handled food his whole life.

[ToiletCrusher]

Bourdain was just up here about a week ago!!

[hammersavage]

Bourdain was just up here about a week ago!!

He lose a bet or something?

[ToiletCrusher]

He lose a bet or something?

Ha! That made me laugh out loud.