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ThePointer
02-01-2009, 08:01 PM
Happy Birthday to a friend who has so many different aspects to his personality. He is a gentleman, a witty old fart to some, and true friend. May you enjoy only the best today my friend

west milly Tom
02-01-2009, 08:01 PM
Happy happy budday. Enjoy a glass of scotch on me.

BlackSpider
02-01-2009, 08:01 PM
Happy Birthday big fella...

disneyspy
02-01-2009, 08:03 PM
happy birthday to a pretty cool guy,i let you in on a secret,everyone under 41 is an idiot

PapaBear
02-01-2009, 08:03 PM
Happy Birthday Gvac, <!--rlm-->GvacNoMore, <!--rlm-->Rorschach, <!--rlm-->TheQuestion, <!--rlm-->GvacMobile, <!--rlm-->GregoryJoseph!!!:clap:

TooLowBrow
02-01-2009, 08:04 PM
happy birthday

west milly Tom
02-01-2009, 08:04 PM
Happy Birthday Gvac, <!--rlm-->GvacNoMore, <!--rlm-->Rorschach, <!--rlm-->TheQuestion, <!--rlm-->GvacMobile, <!--rlm-->GregoryJoseph!!!:clap:



And eastphillyted

Slumbag
02-01-2009, 08:04 PM
Happy Birthday Gvac, <!--rlm-->GvacNoMore, <!--rlm-->Rorschach, <!--rlm-->TheQuestion, <!--rlm-->GvacMobile, <!--rlm-->GregoryJoseph!!!:clap:

Wierd how they all share the same birthday.


http://www.testriffic.com/resultfiles/13983scotch.jpg
Cheers Bro.

Kevin
02-01-2009, 08:05 PM
Happy Birthday G...

You are a crazy SOB. But we still love ya.

Cvag
02-01-2009, 08:07 PM
Happy birthday.

boosterp
02-01-2009, 08:07 PM
Is he 50 yet?

I keed!

Happy birfdey ol budday.

King Hippos Bandaid
02-01-2009, 08:07 PM
Happy Burftday Greg

RoseBlood
02-01-2009, 08:09 PM
Wow.. I just looked down at todays birthdays and laughed.
Happy Birthday dear G.
You and my grandfather had a lot in common, he was a mad genius and a dirty old man. He also loved his Scotch Sours. Now tell me you love Playboy and Benny Hill? :unsure:

tele7
02-01-2009, 08:09 PM
Happy Birthday, Gvac!!

underdog
02-01-2009, 08:10 PM
Happy birthday, sunshine.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
02-01-2009, 08:11 PM
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/petrina_02/balloons.jpg

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD FART!!!

Judge Smails
02-01-2009, 08:16 PM
Happy Birthday!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1014/998066479_65b2f7c533.jpg?v=0

instrument
02-01-2009, 08:22 PM
Aaaawwwwwwwww sheeeiittttttttt!

Reephdweller
02-01-2009, 08:30 PM
Gvac,

May you have the Happiest of Birthdays Budday!

http://msp108.photobucket.com/albums/n31/dibbera/Birthdays/74d4ef54.jpg

drjoek
02-01-2009, 08:39 PM
Happy Birthday Gvac and all his many alter egos

drjoek
02-01-2009, 08:42 PM
Happy Birthday Budday

TheMojoPin
02-01-2009, 08:43 PM
He usually doesn't suck, so he's got that going for him.

I hope he gets a fine hat on this, his birthday.

RoseBlood
02-01-2009, 08:51 PM
I hope he gets a fine hat on this, his birthday.
I hope he gets lucky with one of the ladies from the laundromat.
Oh and that cake looks delicious.

hammersavage
02-01-2009, 08:57 PM
Happy birthday you big old bag of gay, you.

You're a good man.

spoon
02-01-2009, 09:31 PM
Happy birthday to THE WORST Rorschach I know!

On a serious note, Snoogans is a narc.

CofyCrakCocaine
02-01-2009, 09:43 PM
Happy birthday to a cool guy!

hedges
02-01-2009, 10:08 PM
Happy Birthday Gvac!!!

spoon
02-01-2009, 10:22 PM
Happy Birthday Gvac, <!--rlm-->GvacNoMore, <!--rlm-->Rorschach, <!--rlm-->TheQuestion, <!--rlm-->GvacMobile, <!--rlm-->GregoryJoseph!!!:clap:

Seriously, I love that fact that Mr. Vacation took the time to set up his birthday for all those characters as well. I will never out my characters! U so crazy!

PapaBear
02-01-2009, 10:31 PM
Seriously, I love that fact that Mr. Vacation took the time to set up his birthday for all those characters as well. I will never out my characters! U so crazy!
It's proof that he can't lie. Either that, or he's compulsively repetitive. I bet all his passwords are the same, too.

hedges
02-01-2009, 10:43 PM
I'll bet Gvac has other characters out there right now, waiting, watching....

TheGameHHH
02-01-2009, 10:44 PM
happy birthday buddy

EddieMoscone
02-02-2009, 12:58 AM
http://bp1.blogger.com/_3xEDJYsGVSc/RzeCI2X1pqI/AAAAAAAABqU/UudPnybqdo8/s400/IMG_9321.JPG

All the best budday!

Foster
02-02-2009, 01:03 AM
happy birthday to a pretty cool guy,i let you in on a secret,everyone under 41 is an idiot

very true,

happy birthday Gvac!

Don Stugots
02-02-2009, 01:37 AM
happy birthday bro.

Mafialife Chris
02-02-2009, 01:57 AM
Birf!

spoon
02-02-2009, 02:12 AM
happy birthday to a pretty cool guy,i let you in on a secret.....

Holy Fuck!

Dspy has a secret too!

DiabloSammich
02-02-2009, 02:37 AM
Happy birthday my friend!

El Mudo
02-02-2009, 03:13 AM
Happy Birthday buddy!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7d/WillieNelsonSpirit.jpg/200px-WillieNelsonSpirit.jpg

Lady Resin
02-02-2009, 03:27 AM
Happy birthday sir!! Enjoy!

Chip196
02-02-2009, 03:28 AM
Happy Birthday Uncle G

Tall_James
02-02-2009, 03:30 AM
Happy birthday buddy - enjoy yourself!

Reynolds
02-02-2009, 03:37 AM
Seems like there's a Gvac B-Day thread every 2 months.

epo
02-02-2009, 03:40 AM
Happy birthday and may a sea of sane, beautiful women be in your future.

yojimbo7248
02-02-2009, 03:45 AM
Happy Birthday, buddy! You are the heart of ronfez.net.

It was great meeting you a couple of weeks ago and I look forward to sharing a drink with you soon.

Have a great day, my friend!

mendyweiss
02-02-2009, 03:48 AM
Have a great day, Mister !!!

joethebartender
02-02-2009, 04:18 AM
Happy Birthday!

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g257/HillbillySailor/Vintage%20Car%20Ads/57ChevyAd.jpg

ecobag2
02-02-2009, 04:26 AM
happy birthday ... looking forward to more discussions with your alter ego.

ToiletCrusher
02-02-2009, 04:46 AM
I have a great gift for you! It's my nicely trimmed beard!!!

Happy Birthday Gregorio!

ANC
02-02-2009, 04:52 AM
Happy Birthday GVac... We all chipped in for a tray of celery and cheese!

Hottub
02-02-2009, 04:53 AM
Happy Birthday, G. I wish you a world of happiness in whatever you may do.
http://www.cadillacmichigan.com/userfiles/image/CadillacRoadTrip.jpg

hexy68
02-02-2009, 04:55 AM
Have a Great BDay Mr Vac! :clap:

Misteriosa
02-02-2009, 05:35 AM
happy birthday gvac :aaw:

dont worry... i wont let people on to what a great a guy you are :happy:

Caseyelan
02-02-2009, 05:36 AM
Happy Birthday mr. Gvac!

Much love! XOXO

Servo
02-02-2009, 05:41 AM
Happy Birthday, Mr. Vac!

Lawson
02-02-2009, 05:47 AM
Happy Birthday Gvac!

I was going to post this as a happy birthday picture:
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t291/MrLawsonsPics/camarogirl.jpg

But in light of your automobile preferences I thought this might be a little more appropriate:

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t291/MrLawsonsPics/kiagirls.jpg

Happy Birthday!...

Dougie Brootal
02-02-2009, 05:53 AM
happy birthday greg you are a bad mutha fucka!
http://www.asos.com/images/inv/2/8/44/50513/Clear/image1l.jpg

bobrobot
02-02-2009, 05:56 AM
Here's to the world's youngest curmudgeon, a talented musician, an all 'round stand up guy & a true friend...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/boboSLconcreteHarveyAvieDONE.jpg

ENJOY!!!

Aggie
02-02-2009, 05:56 AM
Happy Belated Birthday sir! I hope it was a great one. :smoke:

RhinoinMN
02-02-2009, 06:11 AM
Happy birthday sexy man. I'll buy you a hat.

Ritalin
02-02-2009, 06:23 AM
What?

Another thread about Gvac?

Yeah, sure.

Happy "Birthday".

Badinia
02-02-2009, 06:23 AM
Happy Birthday, you old so-and-so! And thanks for swinging by last night, that was fun.

~Katja~
02-02-2009, 06:50 AM
Happy Birthday GVac... We all chipped in for a tray of celery and cheese!

http://romaniangourmet2u.com/cheese_mousse.JPG

Happy Happy!

EliSnow
02-02-2009, 06:59 AM
Happy birthday!!

JimmieHats
02-02-2009, 07:02 AM
Birf! :drunk:

britneypablo
02-02-2009, 07:03 AM
Happy Birthday...hope its filled with all the lushful items a man could want <3 xoxo

KingGeno
02-02-2009, 07:03 AM
HaBiDa.

Friday
02-02-2009, 07:04 AM
happy birthday, love!

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h95/duffer88/S_Rolling20Stones20Logo20Cake20Upda.jpg

Furtherman
02-02-2009, 07:24 AM
Strength and honor my friend. Have a great one!

WampusCrandle
02-02-2009, 07:25 AM
happy burfday, Gvac!

IMSlacker
02-02-2009, 07:27 AM
Happy Birthday, Gvac. Hope you have a great one.

drusilla
02-02-2009, 07:28 AM
happy birthday!!!

MikeyD
02-02-2009, 07:41 AM
Happy Birthday GVAC - I'm so happy that you make me feel so young !!!

Mikey

Heather 8
02-02-2009, 08:09 AM
Happy birthday!

The Blowhard
02-02-2009, 08:12 AM
Happy Birthday, creep. Here are a few of my grievances:

Bad Haircuts: You are the only man I know who still gets a lollipop at the barbershop, and still pays five bucks for that buzz cut. Sorry, but the George Gobel look is dead(Google that, kids!), so hit a salon and let that afro grow.

You are not Asian!: Please, stop walking around pretending to be Bruce Lee, Sonny Chiba or David Carradine in "Kill Bill". Dump the swords, the long, hand carved flutes and the Tao ramblings. You are not Asian. You are a Lithuanian Italian mulatto, and the only thing you have in common with Asians is that you're hung like a raisin. So please, stop it. Hop Sing from Bonanza and Fuji from McHales Navy laugh at you.

Troublemaker!: RonFez.net is a wonderful place with some of the finest people I know, and your bullying and troublemaking has to stop! We are a community here man, so back off!

Bad Taste in music: You're not Waylon Jennings, okay? You're not even Hoyt Axton. Stop the fantasies! At best you sound like George Zimmer from The Men's Warehouse, so stop the delusions. And speaking of delusions, no, Leo Sayer will not be touring this year, and you won't be singing background with him, dressed in your rainbow colored suspenders and your Richard Simmons hot pants. Stop it!

Cheapskate!: You still walk around with your communion money, and you never grabbed a check in your life. You bitch and moan about paying taxes, and yet you have most of your money under your mattress. And recycling toilet paper and stealing condiments from Wendy's? How cheap can one man be???

Homo!: look, I've always believed in live and let live, but it's time you stop the charade and come out of the closet. Hating women is not healthy, so now that you're fifty I say it's time to come out.
Okay, I could go on and on, but that's enough for now, you rat bastard! Happy freakin' Birthday! Now go and shave your back.:clap:

Dougie Brootal
02-02-2009, 08:52 AM
Happy Birthday, creep. Here are a few of my grievances:

Bad Haircuts: You are the only man I know who still gets a lollipop at the barbershop, and still pays five bucks for that buzz cut. Sorry, but the George Gobel look is dead(Google that, kids!), so hit a salon and let that afro grow.

You are not Asian!: Please, stop walking around pretending to be Bruce Lee, Sonny Chiba or David Carradine in "Kill Bill". Dump the swords, the long, hand carved flutes and the Tao ramblings. You are not Asian. You are a Lithuanian Italian mulatto, and the only thing you have in common with Asians is that you're hung like a raisin. So please, stop it. Hop Sing from Bonanza and Fuji from McHales Navy laugh at you.

Troublemaker!: RonFez.net is a wonderful place with some of the finest people I know, and your bullying and troublemaking has to stop! We are a community here man, so back off!

Bad Taste in music: You're not Waylon Jennings, okay? You're not even Hoyt Axton. Stop the fantasies! At best you sound like George Zimmer from The Men's Warehouse, so stop the delusions. And speaking of delusions, no, Leo Sayer will not be touring this year, and you won't be singing background with him, dressed in your rainbow colored suspenders and your Richard Simmons hot pants. Stop it!

Cheapskate!: You still walk around with your communion money, and you never grabbed a check in your life. You bitch and moan about paying taxes, and yet you have most of your money under your mattress. And recycling toilet paper and stealing condiments from Wendy's? How cheap can one man be???

Homo!: look, I've always believed in live and let live, but it's time you stop the charade and come out of the closet. Hating women is not healthy, so now that you're fifty I say it's time to come out.
Okay, I could go on and on, but that's enough for now, you rat bastard! Happy freakin' Birthday! Now go and shave your back.:clap:

POST OF THE YEAR!!!! hahahahahaaaa!!!

JerseyRich
02-02-2009, 09:13 AM
I second everything that the Blowhard said...with the added grievance.

Enough with the Neti Pot. Yes, we know you did enough blow in the 80's to cover Hunter Mountain, but must you keep pointing out the fact that you have no septum?

Happy Birthday bro!

With the impending Crankcase reunion...I would like to say that it's been a pleasure knowing you and making such sweet music together all these years. You're a classy gentleman and someone that I model my classiness after.

Kevin
02-02-2009, 09:26 AM
I second everything that the Blowhard said...with the added grievance.

Enough with the Neti Pot. Yes, we know you did enough blow in the 80's to cover Hunter Mountain, but must you keep pointing out the fact that you have no septum?

Happy Birthday bro!

With the impending Crankcase reunion...I would like to say that it's been a pleasure knowing you and making such sweet music together all these years. You're a classy gentleman and someone that I model my classiness after.



Get a room

Kevin
02-02-2009, 09:27 AM
Blow hard, i dont know who most of those people were, but that was damn funny.

jauble
02-02-2009, 10:48 AM
Happy Birthday Gvac

Earlshog
02-02-2009, 10:58 AM
Happy B-Day budday!!!!

Contra
02-02-2009, 11:30 AM
Have the awsomest day ever

PD
02-02-2009, 11:54 AM
happy birthday gvac.

keeping RF.net off kilter for many years now.

Jughead
02-02-2009, 12:12 PM
Happy Birthday G

spankyfrank
02-02-2009, 12:13 PM
For the man who needs nothing....

Well he could probably use a sweater, he looks cold form time to time.

Happy Birfday Gwiz!!!:thumbup:

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
02-02-2009, 12:16 PM
There's no one in this Internet world that I love more than you Gvac. You make me happy when I see your posts. You've come to mt rescue on occasions and battled with me. You've said nothing but kind words towards me. I hope your further days are as bountiful as the days fore. My you be blessed with all of Gods wonders and Jewels.

I love you Gregory. Happy Birthday.

Lenny

spoon
02-02-2009, 12:17 PM
Seems like there's a Gvac B-Day thread every 2 months.

He ages like a light tannin red wine!

Happy Birthday, buddy! You are the heart of ronfez.net.


Love that! It couldn't be more dead on. There's a real mod quote for the ronfez.net commish!

spot
02-02-2009, 02:35 PM
Happy Birthday Gvac, you are the best.

SHANEFROMGA
02-02-2009, 02:46 PM
happy b day

Gvac
02-02-2009, 03:09 PM
Thanks so much to all my buddies, old and new.

It means a lot to me that you'd take time out of your day to send some good thoughts my way.

I've got a lot of love for many of the people I've come to know through this place over the years, and I sincerely hope the friendships I've forged last for years to come.

Peace and love,

Uncle Greg



P.S. - GregoryJoseph is devastated.

Knowledged_one
02-02-2009, 03:15 PM
I always assumed you didnt age and had no birthday i guess you learn something new everyday happy bday greg

hammersavage
02-02-2009, 03:17 PM
I'd say you age like a fine cheese but we all know your feelings on that.

Marc with a c
02-02-2009, 03:33 PM
i hope you get those trick candles and you pass out on top of the cake from trying to blow them out and your eyebrows get burnt off.

Bossanova
02-02-2009, 04:01 PM
Happy birthday to the love of my life, the keeper of my heart, and theowner of a delicious hog

Friday
02-02-2009, 04:04 PM
Happy birthday to the love of my life, the keeper of my heart, and theowner of a delicious hog

http://www.scuba2000.com/forum/images/smilies/scratchhead.gif

http://www.morgansbbq.co.uk/photos/pig_1.jpg

IamPixie
02-02-2009, 04:07 PM
happy birthday, greg!!

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper1098/stills/7i4i39pf.jpg
go nuts!:wacko:

TheMojoPin
02-02-2009, 04:21 PM
Happy Birthday, creep. Here are a few of my grievances:

Bad Haircuts: You are the only man I know who still gets a lollipop at the barbershop, and still pays five bucks for that buzz cut. Sorry, but the George Gobel look is dead(Google that, kids!), so hit a salon and let that afro grow.

You are not Asian!: Please, stop walking around pretending to be Bruce Lee, Sonny Chiba or David Carradine in "Kill Bill". Dump the swords, the long, hand carved flutes and the Tao ramblings. You are not Asian. You are a Lithuanian Italian mulatto, and the only thing you have in common with Asians is that you're hung like a raisin. So please, stop it. Hop Sing from Bonanza and Fuji from McHales Navy laugh at you.

Troublemaker!: RonFez.net is a wonderful place with some of the finest people I know, and your bullying and troublemaking has to stop! We are a community here man, so back off!

Bad Taste in music: You're not Waylon Jennings, okay? You're not even Hoyt Axton. Stop the fantasies! At best you sound like George Zimmer from The Men's Warehouse, so stop the delusions. And speaking of delusions, no, Leo Sayer will not be touring this year, and you won't be singing background with him, dressed in your rainbow colored suspenders and your Richard Simmons hot pants. Stop it!

Cheapskate!: You still walk around with your communion money, and you never grabbed a check in your life. You bitch and moan about paying taxes, and yet you have most of your money under your mattress. And recycling toilet paper and stealing condiments from Wendy's? How cheap can one man be???

Homo!: look, I've always believed in live and let live, but it's time you stop the charade and come out of the closet. Hating women is not healthy, so now that you're fifty I say it's time to come out.
Okay, I could go on and on, but that's enough for now, you rat bastard! Happy freakin' Birthday! Now go and shave your back.:clap:

Wow.

Epic.

ShelleBink
02-02-2009, 06:11 PM
Happy Birthday old friend :bye:

denko
02-02-2009, 06:14 PM
happy birthday

Drunky McBetidont
02-02-2009, 06:18 PM
happy birthday gvac, i always liked you.:bye:

CCanizzaro
02-02-2009, 06:50 PM
Happy Birthday, creep. Here are a few of my grievances:

Bad Haircuts: You are the only man I know who still gets a lollipop at the barbershop, and still pays five bucks for that buzz cut. Sorry, but the George Gobel look is dead(Google that, kids!), so hit a salon and let that afro grow.

You are not Asian!: Please, stop walking around pretending to be Bruce Lee, Sonny Chiba or David Carradine in "Kill Bill". Dump the swords, the long, hand carved flutes and the Tao ramblings. You are not Asian. You are a Lithuanian Italian mulatto, and the only thing you have in common with Asians is that you're hung like a raisin. So please, stop it. Hop Sing from Bonanza and Fuji from McHales Navy laugh at you.

Troublemaker!: RonFez.net is a wonderful place with some of the finest people I know, and your bullying and troublemaking has to stop! We are a community here man, so back off!

Bad Taste in music: You're not Waylon Jennings, okay? You're not even Hoyt Axton. Stop the fantasies! At best you sound like George Zimmer from The Men's Warehouse, so stop the delusions. And speaking of delusions, no, Leo Sayer will not be touring this year, and you won't be singing background with him, dressed in your rainbow colored suspenders and your Richard Simmons hot pants. Stop it!

Cheapskate!: You still walk around with your communion money, and you never grabbed a check in your life. You bitch and moan about paying taxes, and yet you have most of your money under your mattress. And recycling toilet paper and stealing condiments from Wendy's? How cheap can one man be???

Homo!: look, I've always believed in live and let live, but it's time you stop the charade and come out of the closet. Hating women is not healthy, so now that you're fifty I say it's time to come out.
Okay, I could go on and on, but that's enough for now, you rat bastard! Happy freakin' Birthday! Now go and shave your back.:clap:

all he said and so much more you old fart. oh he forgot about your class and gentle demeanor. Happy birthday and may all the best fall upon you :drunk:

Bob Impact
02-02-2009, 06:51 PM
Happy Birthday Gvac! :wub:

Sarge
02-02-2009, 07:07 PM
Happy Birthday!

sailor
02-02-2009, 07:10 PM
happy birthday. all the best.

Devo37
02-02-2009, 07:10 PM
happy birthday, buddy!

Frank Black
02-02-2009, 07:21 PM
gvoc KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! hapy birtday budy my dogg ded new gote name gvoc LAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! I hopping you beers chickees see me at 711 rout 9 free hot doggs an drinking for you we digg adcd rockk LAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I needed sexx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!we get chickees ok LAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dash77
02-02-2009, 07:54 PM
Happy birthday Buddy, your a class act...:thumbup:

A.J.
02-03-2009, 03:26 AM
I'm sorry I'm late brother -- I was flying back yesterday. Hope you had a great day.

cougarjake13
02-03-2009, 06:20 PM
bh cavg

Crippler
02-03-2009, 06:33 PM
Don't how I missed this yesterday but...Happy Belated, budday!

WhistlePig
02-03-2009, 06:50 PM
Happy belated birthday, budday! Hope it was great!

Badinia
02-03-2009, 07:22 PM
Happy belated birthday, budday! Hope it was great!

Where were you yesterday, Whistlepig? BUSY SEEING YOUR OWN SHADOW?

Busted!