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Mafialife Chris
02-02-2009, 12:15 AM
I was attacked in my sleep at a young age!

I am a huge homophobe.

Fezzies Itchy belly creeped me out!

Marc with a c
02-02-2009, 12:21 AM
what happened?

Coach
02-02-2009, 12:22 AM
I was attacked in my sleep!Umm....












No, I'll be fine here over in the Peanut Gallery.....

Mafialife Chris
02-02-2009, 12:24 AM
what happened?

I woke up and he was touching my penis. I was scared for my life.

Marc with a c
02-02-2009, 12:26 AM
I woke up and he was touching my penis. I was scared for my life.

getting off is getting off.

Mafialife Chris
02-02-2009, 12:27 AM
getting off is getting off.

It was very dramatizing!

Coach
02-02-2009, 12:30 AM
It was very dramatizing!


:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:

Marc with a c
02-02-2009, 12:34 AM
was he lefty or righty?

Mafialife Chris
02-02-2009, 12:48 AM
was he lefty or righty?

I am assuming Lefty. I remember purchasing a hockey stick with him. And we made all sorts of characters up when we played hockey video games, and he was always lefty.

Marc with a c
02-02-2009, 12:50 AM
please tell me he didn't forget about the balls.

spoon
02-02-2009, 02:16 AM
Just like in the sleeping bag, Chris wants this attention.

Gvac
02-02-2009, 02:19 AM
Chris...chill out, have a beer.

http://threeminds.organic.com/images/threeminds_legacy/uncategorized/coors.jpg

ZigZagBigBag
02-02-2009, 02:23 AM
earlier in the day, did he ask if you had a 'sleeping bag'? then when you said you did, he grabbed your balls and said 'wake then up'!

Rorschach
02-02-2009, 02:25 AM
faggot

hotshot70
02-02-2009, 02:29 AM
When I was younger, I was staying at a friend's house when his sister came in. I was asleep when she sudenly started stroking my cock. I froze in total disgust, but I got hard pretending it was Tom Cruise. After it was over and I came, I cried myself to sleep. She was also black, so that may explain other things. Because of that, I am a total heterophobe.

Mafialife Chris
02-02-2009, 02:36 AM
Just like in the sleeping bag, Chris wants this attention.

The show brought attention to this first. I am participating.

I think I made a mistake when saying sleeping bag. Many times on air, you have to try and remember things quickly, and I may have been wrong about it being a bag. It was most likely a blanket, and pillows on the floor. Just saying.

spoon
02-02-2009, 02:51 AM
The show brought attention to this first. I am participating.


Well here you go then!

http://trophycaseinc.com/client/Stock_Ribbons/PARTICIPANT1.jpg

Mafialife Chris
02-02-2009, 02:55 AM
Well here you go then!

http://trophycaseinc.com/client/Stock_Ribbons/PARTICIPANT1.jpg

That is the ugliest ribbon award ever. Can I please have something yellow?

I fucking love the color yellow!

Mafialife Chris
02-02-2009, 02:56 AM
When I was younger, I was staying at a friend's house when his sister came in. I was asleep when she sudenly started stroking my cock. I froze in total disgust, but I got hard pretending it was Tom Cruise. After it was over and I came, I cried myself to sleep. She was also black, so that may explain other things. Because of that, I am a total heterophobe.

Shush Fag!

spoon
02-02-2009, 02:56 AM
That is the ugliest ribbon award ever. Can I please have something yellow?

I fucking love the color yellow!

Right back to the Lilly bashing huh!?

Here, how's this? :innocent:

Mafialife Chris
02-02-2009, 02:59 AM
Right back to the Lilly bashing huh!?

Here, how's this? :innocent:

I said YELLOW, not Yerrow!

spoon
02-02-2009, 03:02 AM
I said YELLOW, not Yerrow!

What is that supposed to be? An asian cat?

http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/27/lolcatsdotcomaa376qa02s70fjt8.jpg

Reynolds
02-02-2009, 03:11 AM
I was attacked in my sleep at a young age!

I am a huge homophobe.

Fezzies Itchy belly creeped me out!

Did you edit this because you were originally going to come out, then changed your mind?

Don Stugots
02-02-2009, 03:18 AM
Nice try though

mikeyboy
02-02-2009, 03:20 AM
It was very dramatizing!

Traumatizing too, I bet.

beachbum
02-02-2009, 03:27 AM
Oh shit! Here we go again.

Reynolds
02-02-2009, 03:28 AM
Traumatizing too, I bet.

I think you mean traumatization.

Fred from Brooklyn
02-02-2009, 03:33 AM
I was attacked in my sleep at a young age!

I am a huge homophobe.

Fezzies Itchy belly creeped me out!


I faintly recall Wally Cox saying something along these lines, then came Marlon Brando.

Fred from Brooklyn
02-02-2009, 03:36 AM
That is the ugliest ribbon award ever. Can I please have something in CUM white?

I fucking love the color Cum White!


We know, we know...sheesh

epo
02-02-2009, 03:38 AM
We know Christopher...you are very heterosexual.

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/7091/johnnycakes8wk0wh.jpg

Pasta E Fagioli
02-02-2009, 03:52 AM
I'm not gay either, I just have a silly name for a dinner!!!

yojimbo7248
02-02-2009, 03:52 AM
Yes, you are manly man, who likes manly things.

http://members.fortunecity.com/delanay/snl84.jpg

GreatAmericanZero
02-02-2009, 04:04 AM
they need to rename this forum "Everything Mafialife Chris"

seriously, with this huge response from his last appearance, i don't see how Ron wouldn't want Chris in everyday. I think Chris is going to be tapped for the E.P. position

Mafialife Chris
02-02-2009, 04:12 AM
they need to rename this forum "Everything Mafialife Chris"

seriously, with this huge response from his last appearance, i don't see how Ron wouldn't want Chris in everyday. I think Chris is going to be tapped for the E.P. position

If that ever happened (Which of course, would not, since I am not qualified) I would look to step down if it meant Dave got the spot instead. He earned it :) Plus I love Dave.

But not in that way! I sware.

instrument
02-02-2009, 04:18 AM
You totally want to toss daves sleepingbagsalad!

Tall_James
02-02-2009, 04:21 AM
http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/attention_whore2.jpg

drjoek
02-02-2009, 04:24 AM
It was very dramatizing!

:lol::lol::lol:

GreatAmericanZero
02-02-2009, 04:26 AM
atleast if Chris was E.P. the prize closet will always be filled

ecobag2
02-02-2009, 04:30 AM
It was very dramatizing!

:lol::lol::lol:

I once had drama to the head.

But scans and images say I'm perfectly fine.

Emotional drama tends to run pretty deep though and I feel for this dude.

drjoek
02-02-2009, 04:34 AM
Autopsy revealed the cause of death was blunt force Drama
http://www.brad.ac.uk/acad/archsci/depart/resgrp/towton/Towton_Image1.jpg

MainLineMike
02-02-2009, 04:41 AM
If that ever happened (Which of course, would not, since I am not qualified) I would look to step down if it meant Dave got the spot instead. He earned it :) Plus I love Dave.

But not in that way! I sware.

Earl did it for over 3 years, so you definitely don't need to be qualified.

Fred from Brooklyn
02-02-2009, 04:46 AM
If it weren't for Chris I never would have stumbled upon www.mafialife.com , or www.mafiapayday.com , www.mobcandymag.com or www.donrigo.com so I have no reason to dislike him....

ToiletCrusher
02-02-2009, 04:48 AM
If it weren't for Chris I never would have stumbled upon www.mafialife.com , or www.mafiapayday.com , www.mobcandymag.com or www.donrigo.com so I have no reason to dislike him....

I'm sorry but, what were those websites again?? :clap:

paulisded
02-02-2009, 05:05 AM
If it weren't for Chris I never would have stumbled upon www.mafialife.com , or www.mafiapayday.com , www.mobcandymag.com or www.donrigo.com so I have no reason to dislike him....

But would there be a www.fredfrombrooklyn.com (http://www.fredfrombrooklyn.com)?

Fred from Brooklyn
02-02-2009, 05:27 AM
But would there be a www.fredfrombrooklyn.com (http://www.fredfrombrooklyn.com)?

If I told you, this thread would be locked...:drunk:

OGC
02-02-2009, 05:28 AM
...I think I made a mistake when saying sleeping bag. Many times on air, you have to try and remember things quickly, and I may have been wrong about it being a bag. It was most likely a blanket, and pillows on the floor. Just saying.

Which color was it ?
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/09/15/snuggie.jpg

Ritalin
02-02-2009, 06:27 AM
Hey, ye who smelt it, dealt it.

~Katja~
02-02-2009, 06:28 AM
It was very dramatizing!

Traumatizing too, I bet.

I think "dragmatizing" is the word he is looking for

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_DhXSRM_IoA4/R9BGOWBjsKI/AAAAAAAAFJU/K0_fDzrtJHM/j4.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3166/2504734012_7eb5cc0f81.jpg?v=0

Mafialife Chris
02-02-2009, 06:34 AM
I think "dragmatizing" is the word he is looking for

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_DhXSRM_IoA4/R9BGOWBjsKI/AAAAAAAAFJU/K0_fDzrtJHM/j4.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3166/2504734012_7eb5cc0f81.jpg?v=0

I really do like yellow!!

weekapaugjz
02-02-2009, 06:47 AM
So if a guy jerks me off til I cum, I'm not gay?

Good to know.

AnnoyedGrunt
02-02-2009, 02:28 PM
So if a guy jerks me off til I cum, I'm not gay?


Hell no, man. It makes you Fez.



Though if you cried at the end of High School Musical 3 you're probably at least bi.

jimmyolsenblues
02-02-2009, 03:00 PM
I was attacked in my sleep at a young age!
I am a huge homophobe.
Fezzies Itchy belly creeped me out!

I have no problem with anyone but some friendly advice
i think the more you bring something up the more people tease you.
It could be stocks, cigars, gay stuff, anything..... the more you focus on yourself and bring something up ....the more people tease you because they know that they are getting to you.
Ronnie has always gave us advice to look outside ourselves.
"Half the people in the world, wake up and look for clean water"...Ron Bennington...

Focus on stuff outside yourself.

King Hippos Bandaid
02-02-2009, 03:17 PM
anyone who has to start a thread explaining he is NOT gay, IS gay

how was it being in the bike Shop with Arnold and Dudley, too bad you couldnt escape like they did

Serpico1103
02-02-2009, 03:18 PM
I have no problem with anyone but some friendly advice
i think the more you bring something up the more people tease you.
It could be stocks, cigars, gay stuff, anything..... the more you focus on yourself and bring something up ....the more people tease you because they know that they are getting to you.
Ronnie has always gave us advice to look outside ourselves.
"Half the people in the world, wake up and look for clean water"...Ron Bennington...

Focus on stuff outside yourself.

The other half smoked a don rigo and will settle for dirty water.

Dell
02-02-2009, 03:51 PM
I was attacked in my sleep at a young age!

I am a huge homophobe.

Fezzies Itchy belly creeped me out!

You sure like to talk about your gay experiences a lot.

disneyspy
02-02-2009, 03:54 PM
you know the subliminals believe if you spell some words backwards in a statement you will arrive at your true feelins,thus I AM NOT GAY becomes IM A TON GAY.conrats on comin out of that prize closet

nate1000
02-03-2009, 06:09 AM
ugh.
wasn't funny on the show
not funny here

Dougie Brootal
02-03-2009, 06:25 AM
didnt work for me (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68713), didnt work for gvac and bossanova (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69814), and it aint gonna work for you.

yojimbo7248
02-03-2009, 06:27 AM
for plugging and business promotion, no attention is bad attention. Smart move, keeping this thread and the gay thing going.

hydee
02-03-2009, 06:29 AM
I honestly don't see what happened to you as an attack. I don't care if the guy was 400 pounds and smelly, you can get out of that situation.

I was about 6 when I was molested, my babysitter's brother was looking after me while my mother and babysitter went shopping. He tried a few times to do things to me, but I pushed, and kicked and ran around the house screaming. There were times I couldn't fight but damn it I fought him off as much as I could.

I was a 6 year old girl man. Grow some balls.

nate1000
02-03-2009, 06:33 AM
There were times I couldn't fight but damn it I fought him off as much as I could.

awkward:blink:

hydee
02-03-2009, 06:45 AM
awkward:blink:

Sorry I don't wallow in what happened.I was just being truthful. Perhaps it was a bit too much.

mikeyboy
02-03-2009, 06:48 AM
didnt work for me (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68713), didnt work for gvac and bossanova (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69814), and it aint gonna work for you.

:laugh:

razorboy
02-03-2009, 06:52 AM
I woke up and he was touching my penis. I was scared for my life.

So, do you still get scarred when you turn out the light?

Chris...chill out, have a beer.

http://threeminds.organic.com/images/threeminds_legacy/uncategorized/coors.jpg

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Fred from Brooklyn
02-03-2009, 12:50 PM
anyone who has to start a thread explaining he is NOT gay, IS gay

how was it being in the bike Shop with Arnold and Dudley, too bad you couldnt escape like they did



I'm kinda new here...aren't you one of the guys no one likes? Just askin'...

Fred from Brooklyn
02-03-2009, 12:54 PM
The other half smoked a don rigo and will settle for dirty water.

I heard Don Rigo is coming out with the Cigar-Wow, cleans up all your spills and then smokes like a charm.... "Didja catch that camera guy?"

Kevin
02-03-2009, 12:55 PM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ cheep cheep cheep cheeep cheep.

And did anyone else think this was another Doug trying to stay in the closet thread?

spoon
02-03-2009, 01:02 PM
I honestly don't see what happened to you as an attack. I don't care if the guy was 400 pounds and smelly, you can get out of that situation.

I was about 6 when I was molested, my babysitter's brother was looking after me while my mother and babysitter went shopping. He tried a few times to do things to me, but I pushed, and kicked and ran around the house screaming. There were times I couldn't fight but damn it I fought him off as much as I could.

I was a 6 year old girl man. Grow some balls.

That's fucking nothing short of awful. I really want to find this guy and kick his head in. What a scum. Oh and by the way, can you get Price to get on his fucking game already!?

Sad story, both.

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 01:03 PM
Guys you all seem to be forgetting something important. Chris is into MANLY things. Like pretend games and candy and dry cigars

spoon
02-03-2009, 01:03 PM
I heard Don Rigo is coming out with the Cigar-Wow, cleans up all your spills and then smokes like a charm.... "Didja catch that camera guy?"

Does he toss the Punch-wow through the air into the sink bc it "just doesn't hold up"?

Hilarious!

spoon
02-03-2009, 01:04 PM
Guys you all seem to be forgetting something important. Chris is into MANLY things. Like pretend games and candy and dry cigars

Just for that, bang bang. You're fake dead BIYATCH!

Mafialife Chris
02-03-2009, 01:05 PM
You guys think I'm that dumb huh?

Um wait... Don't answer that!

FUCK, here we go again.

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 01:07 PM
Just for that, bang bang. You're fake dead BIYATCH!

watch your ass. Im backed by the
http://www.i-marco.nl/weblog/images/hoodie_mafia.gif

ToiletCrusher
02-03-2009, 01:09 PM
You guys think I'm that dumb huh?

Um wait... Don't answer that!

FUCK, here we go again.

I would say that your manipulation skills are good and that's just as good as being smart.

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 01:12 PM
I would say that your manipulation skills are good and that's just as good as being smart.

of course. he got him self a nice free hand job and didnt even have to return the favor. Its all goin his way

Mafialife Chris
02-03-2009, 01:13 PM
I would say that your manipulation skills are good and that's just as good as being smart.

Don't get me angry bro.

I'll throw fucking more views in your thread then you have ever seen.

Keep it up!!

spoon
02-03-2009, 01:14 PM
of course. he got him self a nice free hand job and didnt even have to return the favor. Its all goin his way

...and some would say he WAS MANipulated quite well. In fact, that sleeping bag might as well be a used condom now.

Kevin
02-03-2009, 01:14 PM
Don't get me angry bro.

I'll throw fucking more views in your thread then you have ever seen.

Keep it up!!

What does that even mean?

spoon
02-03-2009, 01:15 PM
Don't get me angry bro.

I'll throw fucking more views in your thread then you have ever seen.

Keep it up!!

View away I say!

You won't!

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 01:15 PM
...and some would say he WAS MANipulated quite well. In fact, that sleeping bag might as well be a used condom now.

he was sleeping. it was an attack....that he never once said no during and remembers quite well for being asleep. Thought about it alot, it seems

spoon
02-03-2009, 01:16 PM
he was sleeping. it was an attack....that he never once said no during and remembers quite well for being asleep. Thought about it alot, it seems

While he clutched his My Buddy hard! Just listen, he can EVEN go camping with me!

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VuinqB9z3JI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VuinqB9z3JI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Tall_James
02-03-2009, 01:19 PM
Ditch the MafiaLife t-shirts and wear this bad boy...

http://www.baseacid.com/imagesRG/gayBF.jpg

Tall_James
02-03-2009, 01:19 PM
While he clutched his My Buddy hard! Just listen, he can EVEN go camping with me!

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VuinqB9z3JI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VuinqB9z3JI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Isn't that the doll from "Child's Play"? Creepy thing.

Kevin
02-03-2009, 01:20 PM
While he clutched his My Buddy hard! Just listen, he can EVEN go camping with me!

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VuinqB9z3JI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VuinqB9z3JI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Where ever he goes, he comes?

Tall_James
02-03-2009, 01:21 PM
...or this one?

http://gaystarclothing.com/images/bottom-gay-t-shirts/cut/power-bottom-gay-t-shirt.jpg

spoon
02-03-2009, 01:22 PM
Ditch the MafiaLife t-shirts and wear this bad boy...

http://www.baseacid.com/imagesRG/gayBF.jpg

NICE!

And if someone can photoshop this for me, he needs to change that new mafia game from Mafialife Payday to Mafialife Moneyshot!

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 01:22 PM
here are some tough, MANLY things to make you feel better Chris. We don't all judge people here:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/COLT_guys_(San_Francisco_Gay_Parade_2006).jpg

Tall_James
02-03-2009, 01:23 PM
http://www.jankytshirts.com/images/uploads/PSST%20YOUR%20GAY.gif

spoon
02-03-2009, 01:23 PM
Where'd Chris go!? I guess he's viewing away.

TheMojoPin
02-03-2009, 01:25 PM
Quick! Lock up GayMosbters.com!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/movengeance/mobsters.jpg

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 01:26 PM
http://gaygamer.net/images/GayMafia.jpg

Tall_James
02-03-2009, 01:26 PM
If you're not gay, why did I see you wearing this jersey at a Cleveland Browns game?

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/cleveland_steamer2.jpg

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 01:28 PM
When all his friends hit the sleeping bags, Chris shows why he is the best team player in the game today

disneyspy
02-03-2009, 01:31 PM
When all his friends hit the sleeping bags, Chris shows why he is the best team player in the game today

this young man cums to play every night,hes never once bagged a game

Tall_James
02-03-2009, 01:31 PM
When he went into the sleeping bag at the half, he knew he needed to regroup and cum back strong.

disneyspy
02-03-2009, 01:34 PM
sure when you're half in the bag its easy to quit,but a true champion grits his teeth and grinds it out

disneyspy
02-03-2009, 01:43 PM
when the goin gets tough,the tough get goin and this chris is a goer

Earlshog
02-03-2009, 01:53 PM
I was attacked in my sleep at a young age!

attached or pleasured?

I am a huge homophobe.

phobe or sexual?

Fezzies Itchy belly creeped me out

creeped you out or gave ya a rock hard one?

Earlshog
02-03-2009, 01:56 PM
Gvac I owe you ten

made cummsies
02-03-2009, 01:57 PM
I woke up and he was touching my penis. I was scared for my life.
I assume this was as he had his dick in your bum?

A reach-around is always appreciated

spoon
02-03-2009, 01:58 PM
Gvac I owe you ten

Wow, I hope you got some heavy odds in that bet! You were surely going to lose that one.

Kevin
02-03-2009, 02:00 PM
Wow, I hope you got some heavy odds in that bet! You were surely going to lose that one.

Just don't give Gvac 20pts
:wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash: :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 02:00 PM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f290/D_boy1615/Gay_Called.jpg

Earlshog
02-03-2009, 02:03 PM
Wow, I hope you got some heavy odds in that bet! You were surely going to lose that one.


What a rube I am


Chris wasn't the only one who got taken advantage of by a sweet talking gentleman.

Earlshog
02-03-2009, 02:05 PM
I woke up and he was touching my penis. I was scared for my life.


scared for your life or fully engorged?

Kevin
02-03-2009, 02:07 PM
http://images.inmagine.com/img/corbis/crb178/crb178031.jpg

spoon
02-03-2009, 02:09 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/InKiQA_2lVM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/InKiQA_2lVM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Countdown!?

Even though it better resembles my hockey/golf and general day to day life without a catalyst.

Mafialife Chris
02-03-2009, 02:20 PM
I have no problem with anyone but some friendly advice
i think the more you bring something up the more people tease you.
It could be stocks, cigars, gay stuff, anything..... the more you focus on yourself and bring something up ....the more people tease you because they know that they are getting to you.
Ronnie has always gave us advice to look outside ourselves.
"Half the people in the world, wake up and look for clean water"...Ron Bennington...

Focus on stuff outside yourself.

Dude, This stuff doesnt bother me.

Besides, why take your advice quoting Ron, when I just take Ron's advice directly? We talk.

Thanks anyway though, I appreciate your care and your wisdom.

ugh.
wasn't funny on the show
not funny here

My sources tell me otherwise. And the hundreds of emails.

I honestly don't see what happened to you as an attack. I don't care if the guy was 400 pounds and smelly, you can get out of that situation.

I was about 6 when I was molested, my babysitter's brother was looking after me while my mother and babysitter went shopping. He tried a few times to do things to me, but I pushed, and kicked and ran around the house screaming. There were times I couldn't fight but damn it I fought him off as much as I could.

I was a 6 year old girl man. Grow some balls.

Why so serious? But if I must answer that question, our situations arent the same. I was obviously alot scareder then you. Why can't you just be you, and me be me. I was too scared to fight. I am glad you werent.

What does that even mean?

Sorry, only dumb and manipulative people can understand.

he was sleeping. it was an attack....that he never once said no during and remembers quite well for being asleep. Thought about it alot, it seems

I was sleeping until it started happeneing, and then I was too scared , so I pretended to sleep for the duration.

You guys make fun, but it was actually a real sad thing.Luckily, I knew exactly what I was getting myself into when I decided to share the story.

And so did Ron. Im glad I can be of service.

Quick! Lock up GayMosbters.com!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/movengeance/mobsters.jpg

I'm on it.

Carry on!

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 02:21 PM
Dude, This stuff doesnt bother me.

Besides, why take your advice quoting Ron, when I just take Ron's advice directly? We talk.

Thanks anyway though, I appreciate your care and your wisdom.



My sources tell me otherwise. And the hundreds of emails.



Why so serious? But if I must answer that question, our situations arent the same. I was obviously alot scareder then you. Why can't you just be you, and me be me. I was too scared to fight. I am glad you werent.



Sorry, only dumb and manipulative people can understand.



I was sleeping until it started happeneing, and then I was too scared , so I pretended to sleep for the duration.

You guys make fun, but it was actually a real sad thing.Luckily, I knew exactly what I was getting myself into when I decided to share the story.

And so did Ron. Im glad I can be of service.



I'm on it.

Carry on!

all i read in this is gay gay gay

spoon
02-03-2009, 02:22 PM
Besides, why take your advice quoting Ron, when I just take Ron's advice directly? We talk.



WE GET IT, U TALK TO RON! You are gay!

Gvac
02-03-2009, 02:23 PM
Gvac I owe you ten

Wanna go double or nothing that Chris isn't even Italian?

I hear he's a wannabe!

hammersavage
02-03-2009, 02:23 PM
I was sleeping until it started happeneing, and then I was too scared , so I pretended to sleep for the duration.

You guys make fun, but it was actually a real sad thing.Luckily, I knew exactly what I was getting myself into when I decided to share the story.

Did he whisper "I want to suck your c?" and you went jeep jeep jeep jeep? Were you in a treehouse? Sounds like Anthony's story.

epo
02-03-2009, 02:25 PM
Im glad I could be serviced.

Fixed it for ya.

ToiletCrusher
02-03-2009, 02:25 PM
Don't get me angry bro.

I'll throw fucking more views in your thread then you have ever seen.

Keep it up!!

Chris - I'm not even coming after you. I was simply saying that you have quality skills in getting people to see things your way and/or do what you want them to do.

Successful business men are not simply smart. They are also persuasive. Don't go threatening me for making an innocent observation. Besides, what does your threat even mean?

I don't get it! So back off. I find your presence on the show a good one.

Kevin
02-03-2009, 02:25 PM
Did he whisper "I want to suck your c?" and you went jeep jeep jeep jeep? Were you in a treehouse? Sounds like Anthony's story.

I said the exact thing to Spoon on IM today.

I KNOW I KNOW

I TALK TO SPOON, YOU GET IT.

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 02:26 PM
Chris - I'm not even coming after you. I was simply saying that you have quality skills in getting people to see things your way and/or do what you want them to do.

Successful business men are not simply smart. They are also persuasive. Don't go threatening me for making an innocent observation. Besides, what does your threat even mean?

I don't get it! So back off. I find your presence on the show a good one.

did you do drugs today?

Earlshog
02-03-2009, 02:26 PM
Wanna go double or nothing that Chris isn't even Italian?

I hear he's a wannabe!

haha... Mafia Life Clay or is that Mafia Life Gay.. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 02:26 PM
on the 12th day of christmas chris' friend gave him a handjob and lick of his rim

spoon
02-03-2009, 02:27 PM
Wanna go double or nothing that Chris isn't even Italian?

I hear he's a wannabe!

Is his last name Hewitt?

ToiletCrusher
02-03-2009, 02:27 PM
did you do drugs today?

Edit : i will now

hammersavage
02-03-2009, 02:27 PM
I said the exact thing to Spoon on IM today.

I KNOW I KNOW

I TALK TO SPOON, YOU GET IT.

Showoff!

epo
02-03-2009, 02:27 PM
I said the exact thing to Spoon on IM today.

I KNOW I KNOW

I TALK TO SPOON, YOU GET IT.

Do you send Spoon the exact same "witty comments" you send me?

Mafialife Chris
02-03-2009, 02:28 PM
Chris - I'm not even coming after you. I was simply saying that you have quality skills in getting people to see things your way and/or do what you want them to do.

Successful business men are not simply smart. They are also persuasive. Don't go threatening me for making an innocent observation. Besides, what does your threat even mean?

I don't get it! So back off. I find your presence on the show a good one.

It wasnt even a real threat bro, lol

It made reference to the fact that whatever thread I touch, gets 12,000 views, relax.

I never said I was funny, but I did try to run with your comment.

Please apologize, or I will call Ron and tell him you picked on me!

And thanks for the compliment. I try.

Kevin
02-03-2009, 02:28 PM
Do you send Spoon the exact same "witty comments" you send me?

He knows me already.

ToiletCrusher
02-03-2009, 02:29 PM
It wasnt even a real threat bro, lol

It made reference to the fact that whatever thread I touch, gets 12,000 views, relax.

I never said I was funny, but I did try to run with your comment.

Please apologize, or I will call Ron and tell him you picked on me!


Or we could take this online where I can whack your Don. What?

hammersavage
02-03-2009, 02:30 PM
It wasnt even a real threat bro, lol

It made reference to the fact that whatever thread I touch, gets 12,000 views, relax.

The Guinea Touch.

View the pmaphone thread then. That was a disaster but with you could be the new FBA bombshelter. Marc would be thrilled.

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 02:31 PM
It wasnt even a real threat bro, lol

It made reference to the fact that whatever thread I touch, gets 12,000 views, relax.

I never said I was funny, but I did try to run with your comment.

Please apologize, or I will call Ron and tell him you came on me!

And thanks for the compliment. I try.

Why do you just lay there and let everyone beat off on you

hammersavage
02-03-2009, 02:32 PM
Why do you just lay there and let everyone beat off on you

That should be in the Ideas for Ron thread. That would be gold. Each listener load is one plug.

Mafialife Chris
02-03-2009, 02:33 PM
Or we could take this online where I can whack your Don. What?

www.mafiapayday.com

Don Pot is back up to 16 bucks.

Just sayin!

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 02:34 PM
www.mafiapayday.com

Don Pot is back up to 16 bucks.

Just sayin!

is that some code for inches?

spoon
02-03-2009, 02:35 PM
MLC is the yankee team of this board, without the tradition, winning or smart business plans. Hell, even pinstripes make him look fat. Well, perhaps he's the yankee's after 2000. Perhaps they like dry cigars and used condom sacks for sleeping. Arod anyone?

GregoryJoseph
02-03-2009, 02:35 PM
I still say ChristopherRobert is the stupidest name in the history of message boards.

ToiletCrusher
02-03-2009, 02:36 PM
Please view my threads. It would make them a hit.

They're about shit. Stupid shit and could use some views. Here's the plugs.... I mean links

Best Worst Jobs (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77120)

Slaughtered cow (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77133)

Here's one when I was drunk and passed out on camera (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77137)

And here's Buffalo rumors (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76970&page=2)

epo
02-03-2009, 02:37 PM
www.gaymafiapayday.com

Don Pot is back up to 16 cocks.

Just sayin!

Huh.

ToiletCrusher
02-03-2009, 02:37 PM
www.mafiapayday.com

Don Pot is back up to 16 bucks.

Just sayin!

You sir are aces in my book. but from your stories, your sexual inclination is still suspect.

Rorschach
02-03-2009, 02:38 PM
faggot

spoon
02-03-2009, 02:38 PM
The sad thing is that this IS his plug on this board. The question is, has anyone, ANYONE looked at his sites or purchased a cigar? Sorry Chris, I have an insider on Cubans and one or two of those fancy take home video game systems.

PS, it's not working ragdoll.

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 02:38 PM
everyone relax and enjoy a nice "fresh" Don Rigo cigar:

http://z.about.com/d/cigars/1/5/-/0/-/-/badcigars.jpg

Kevin
02-03-2009, 02:39 PM
MLC is the yankee team of this board, without the tradition, winning or smart business plans.


Wouldn't that make him the Mets?

Hottub
02-03-2009, 02:40 PM
www.mafiapayday.com

Don Pot is back up to 16 bucks.

Just sayin!

And Don Stugots is back up to 200 lbs.

Ooohh!!!

spoon
02-03-2009, 02:42 PM
And Don Stugots is back up to 200 lbs.

Ooohh!!!

Is there a hottub mute button around here somewhere?

Just awful. You make Stu's puppet look funny.

Mafialife Chris
02-03-2009, 02:43 PM
The sad thing is that this IS his plug on this board. The question is, has anyone, ANYONE looked at his sites or purchased a cigar? Sorry Chris, I have an insider on Cubans and one or two of those fancy take home video game systems.

PS, it's not working ragdoll.

Why the ragdoll namecalling? Are you seriously this bitter?

I'm just trying to understand your last comment.

And the answer is yes, if it wasnt good advertising, with proper conversion rate, I would not pay for them on this site. Plenty of ppl click and join my websites and enjoy them from this site.

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 02:44 PM
Is there a hottub mute button around here somewhere?



http://parangaricutirimicuaro.blogspot.com/tina-meth-pipe.jpg

Tenbatsuzen
02-03-2009, 02:45 PM
I have an insider on Cubans

You've got a PM.

Gvac
02-03-2009, 02:45 PM
I wonder which is more absorbent?


http://www.donrigocigars.com/images/products/mafialife-sampler/1C5D5D1E-1372-507C-AEBD45D2666B6557-large.jpg


or



http://pobeptsworld.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/tampon.jpg

Hottub
02-03-2009, 02:46 PM
Is there a hottub mute button around here somewhere?

Just awful. You make Stu's puppet look funny.

Go to your user CP and block my posts, Sparky.

Serpico1103
02-03-2009, 02:47 PM
The sad thing is that this IS his plug on this board. The question is, has anyone, ANYONE looked at his sites or purchased a cigar? Sorry Chris, I have an insider on Cubans and one or two of those fancy take home video game systems.

PS, it's not working ragdoll.

Fez's sloppy seconds?

spoon
02-03-2009, 02:51 PM
Why the ragdoll namecalling? Are you seriously this bitter?

I'm just trying to understand your last comment.

And the answer is yes, if it wasnt good advertising, with proper conversion rate, I would not pay for them on this site. Plenty of ppl click and join my websites and enjoy them from this site.

So that's the tipping point, really!? Ragdoll. Come on Chris, it fits you to a t.

Kevin
02-03-2009, 02:51 PM
So that's the tipping point, really!? Ragdoll. Come on Chris, it fits you to a t.

bag

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 02:52 PM
So that's the tipping point, really!? Ragdoll. Come on Chris, it fits you to a t.

he acted more like a blowup doll

spoon
02-03-2009, 02:52 PM
Go to your user CP and block my posts, Sparky.

But but, I love watching train wrecks and Gvac haters in action.

Mafialife Chris
02-03-2009, 02:53 PM
But but, I love watching train wrecks and Gvac haters in action.

I AM NOT A GVAC HATER!!!!!

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 02:53 PM
I AM NOT A GVAC HATER!!!!!

Its not all about you, queer

spoon
02-03-2009, 02:53 PM
he acted more like a blowup doll

Ha ahahahah!

That one got me.

Tenbatsuzen
02-03-2009, 02:53 PM
I wonder which is more absorbent?


http://www.donrigocigars.com/images/products/mafialife-sampler/1C5D5D1E-1372-507C-AEBD45D2666B6557-large.jpg


or



http://pobeptsworld.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/tampon.jpg

2008 Matty just took a spill down a flight of stairs and then Liz hit him with a pot.


I WON'T MAKE JOKES

Hottub
02-03-2009, 02:56 PM
But but, I love watching train wrecks and Gvac haters in action.

Wrong guy.

spoon
02-03-2009, 02:56 PM
How about we go find Matty 2010 so we can just rip into the attention whore and giver her what he/she really wants!?

Tenbatsuzen
02-03-2009, 02:58 PM
How about we go find Matty 2010 so we can just rip into the attention whore and giver her what he/she really wants!?

Matty 2010 could potentially be a new father and someone not suited for board snark.

then again, I see heather 8 and realize it could work.

AND NO, STUGOTS, SHE'S NOT

spoon
02-03-2009, 02:58 PM
Wrong guy.

LIAR!


Perhaps there are others, such as those that are fond of IP addresses bc they don't have to deliver mail to them, but you have staked your claim just the same. Come on, even the mayor of ronfez.net has enemies outside his kids who hate him bc their Dad is never away from the keyboard!

Mafialife Chris
02-03-2009, 02:58 PM
I still say ChristopherRobert is the stupidest name in the history of message boards.

Fine, Ill change it. :lol:

Hottub
02-03-2009, 03:01 PM
I was waiting for the smiley, but I guess not.

Line 'em all up then.

Fred from Brooklyn
02-03-2009, 03:03 PM
Don Rigo...for that slow wholesome burn you want.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLWVgMr1Wn8

happytypinggirl
02-03-2009, 03:05 PM
It was very dramatizing!



Traumatizing too, I bet.

dude...i laughed so hard a potato chip flew out my nose. i may need to get to the nearest Drama Center for medical attention.


My sources tell me otherwise. And the hundreds of emails.

Carry on!

hundreds??? REALLY? come on.... can i throw out a challenge to produce these hundreds of emails? i have a feeling they were already irreversibly deleted.


WE GET IT, U TALK TO RON! You are gay!

laughed SO hard!!! almost as hard as when Pat From Moonachie reported today that he remembers that day so long ago when he dropped a box of Don Rigos into the Sahara Ocean.....

Just like in the sleeping bag, Chris wants this attention.

clearly. i just cant figure out why? who would want to bring MORE attention to this supposedly humiliating experience?

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 03:06 PM
clearly. i just cant figure out why? who would want to bring MORE attention to this supposedly humiliating experience?

so he gets handjobs from more guys, duh

Mafialife Chris
02-03-2009, 03:06 PM
<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wLWVgMr1Wn8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wLWVgMr1Wn8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>

Will you learn how to Embed a youtube video already? Jeez, lol

Mafialife Chris
02-03-2009, 03:08 PM
hundreds??? REALLY? come on.... can i throw out a challenge to produce these hundreds of emails? i have a feeling they were already irreversibly deleted.

Who are you?

Judge Jury AND Prosecutor now?

GreatAmericanZero
02-03-2009, 03:09 PM
hey chris, wheres that video with you as the limo driver you showed Ron on the show? I tried to find it on youtube but i couldnt

Mafialife Chris
02-03-2009, 03:10 PM
Good, finally someone who may actually piss me off enough to say the c word.

Tall_James
02-03-2009, 03:10 PM
Who are you?



Someone people WANT to hear on the radio.

Mafialife Chris
02-03-2009, 03:10 PM
hey chris, wheres that video with you as the limo driver you showed Ron on the show? I tried to find it on youtube but i couldnt

www.mafiamob.tv

Somewhere on there.

hammersavage
02-03-2009, 03:10 PM
Who are you?

Judge Jury AND Prosecutor now?

She's Judge Jewy

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 03:11 PM
Good, finally someone who may actually piss me off enough to say the c word.

Gay men are supposed to enjoy women's company. Thats not very nice of you chris

happytypinggirl
02-03-2009, 03:12 PM
Who are you?

Judge Jury AND Prosecutor now?

oooh i get it...legal references. good one.

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 03:12 PM
oooh i get it...legal references. good one.

the mafia doesnt like the law. They are more into tough and manly things like secret gay handjobs and candy and fantasy games

happytypinggirl
02-03-2009, 03:12 PM
Good, finally someone who may actually piss me off enough to say the c word.

who? gaz?

Mafialife Chris
02-03-2009, 03:13 PM
Someone people WANT to hear on the radio.

Good. I like hearing her on the radio too. From what I read, she enjoys hearing me on the radio.

What's your point stupid?

Hottub
02-03-2009, 03:13 PM
The line is Judge, jury and executioner.

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 03:13 PM
Good. I like hearing her on the radio too. From what I read, she enjoys hearing me on the radio.

What's your point stupid?

i think the point was you suck on the radio

Gvac
02-03-2009, 03:14 PM
Good. I like hearing her on the radio too. From what I read, she enjoys hearing me on the radio.

What's your point stupid?

Easy.

James is not only a mod, but one of the good ones.

disneyspy
02-03-2009, 03:14 PM
The line is Judge, jury and executioner.

c'on,everybudday knows its judge judy and executioner

Mafialife Chris
02-03-2009, 03:14 PM
who? gaz?

No, you.

You got a problem with that?

Mafialife Chris
02-03-2009, 03:15 PM
Easy.

James is not only a mod, but one of the good ones.

Name calling mods is not allowed?

Please help me understand the line in the sand.

paulisded
02-03-2009, 03:17 PM
Good, finally someone who may actually piss me off enough to say the c word.

who? gaz?

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/66CPUt-kwrc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/66CPUt-kwrc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

sink
02-03-2009, 03:17 PM
No, you.

You got a problem with that?

I'm ya huckleberry

happytypinggirl
02-03-2009, 03:18 PM
Good, finally someone who may actually piss me off enough to say the c word.

who? gaz?

No, you.

You got a problem with that?

wouldnt you expect me to have a problem with that? wouldnt that be the whole point of calling me one?

and nah, i dont care that much. last time you called me a cunt was soooo much fun. we laughed, and laughed!!!

GreatAmericanZero
02-03-2009, 03:19 PM
haha its like watching a porno that never gets to the fucking (which is too bad, i'd love to see the woman behind the bakery counter take one up the pooper)

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F-T4539NgYM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F-T4539NgYM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

still better than "Gap". And some of the messageboard posters can watch the scene where you get shot in the head over and over to relieve some frustrations.

spoon
02-03-2009, 03:20 PM
Easy.

James is not only a mod, but one of the good ones.

I'll second that!

And my endorsement in this field is VERY tough to come by!

Here here!

spoon
02-03-2009, 03:21 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/66CPUt-kwrc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/66CPUt-kwrc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

My fuck! That is great!

GreatAmericanZero
02-03-2009, 03:22 PM
u guys shouldn't mess with "The Enforcer"

<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/E-vXqxvIpLU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/E-vXqxvIpLU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>

Serpico1103
02-03-2009, 03:23 PM
No, you.

You got a problem with that?

It took a while, but you woke the sleeping dog. Try the "PL" phrase.

sink
02-03-2009, 03:23 PM
My fuck! That is great!


Oh boy, do I have a few other classics from the production closest you should see.

http://www.youtube.com/user/FTBFBA

Serpico1103
02-03-2009, 03:24 PM
u guys shouldn't mess with "The Enforcer"

<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/E-vXqxvIpLU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/E-vXqxvIpLU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>

Plaxico handles a gun better than MLC.

Mafialife Chris
02-03-2009, 03:24 PM
i think the point was you suck on the radio

How bad do I suck?

Tell me how much it bothers you, please?

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 03:24 PM
u guys shouldn't mess with "The Enforcer"

<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/E-vXqxvIpLU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/E-vXqxvIpLU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>

eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEewwwwwwwwwww wwww

Hottub
02-03-2009, 03:24 PM
Thanks, but no thanks.

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 03:24 PM
How bad do I suck?

Tell me how much it bothers you, please?

I was tellin you what his point was. i cant speak for the man, handy

sink
02-03-2009, 03:26 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EDcg4K6Lk3A&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EDcg4K6Lk3A&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

DiabloSammich
02-03-2009, 03:28 PM
I was tellin you what his point was. i cant speak for the man, handy




http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:BbVGqpNQY6Oy7M:http://blog.bioethics.net/Foghorn_Leghorn.png



Handy! Man! Handyman!

That's a joke, Chris, dontcha get it? I keep pitchin em and you keep missing!


Nice kid, but he's queerer than three dollar bill.

Mafialife Chris
02-03-2009, 03:33 PM
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:BbVGqpNQY6Oy7M:http://blog.bioethics.net/Foghorn_Leghorn.png



Handy! Man! Handyman!

That's a joke, Chris, dontcha get it? I keep pitchin em and you keep missing!


Nice kid, but he's queerer than three dollar bill.

I said, I am NOT gay.

And no, I do not have the greatest sense of humor. I did not get your joke. Sorry.

BlackSpider
02-03-2009, 03:33 PM
I am NOT a Carpenter...

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 03:34 PM
I said, I am NOT gay.

And no, I do not have the greatest sense of humor. I did not get your joke. Sorry.

Any straight man would get the joke

Tenbatsuzen
02-03-2009, 03:40 PM
I've come to realize that Chris is Rich Vos without the charm or wit.

Serpico1103
02-03-2009, 03:46 PM
I've come to realize that Chris is Rich Vos without the charm or wit.

Is this Matty 1/09, or is it now Matty 2/09. I am just trying to keep up.

cigarsandscotch
02-03-2009, 03:49 PM
I wish I could tell you that Chris fought the good fight, and the mobsters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but the mafia is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - mafia life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Chris would show up with fresh bruises. The mobsters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Chris - that was his routine.

http://theenvelope.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-09/32511087.jpg

Mafialife Chris
02-03-2009, 03:50 PM
Any straight man would get the joke

But, I am NOT gay. I just had a terrible experience as a kid causing me to be uncomfortable around gays.

You seem on edge lately. Everything ok?

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 03:51 PM
But, I am NOT gay. I just had a terrible experience as a kid causing me to be uncomfortable around gays.

You seem on edge lately. Everything ok?

terrible experiences dont usually end with cumming all over yourself and laying in it

Serpico1103
02-03-2009, 03:55 PM
terrible experiences dont usually end with cumming all over yourself and laying in it

Only really good ones.

ToiletCrusher
02-03-2009, 04:01 PM
I have to admit it. We all have made many views on this thread and posts. Too bad mine don't get this much attention.

Kevin
02-03-2009, 04:01 PM
u guys shouldn't mess with "The Enforcer"

<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/E-vXqxvIpLU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/E-vXqxvIpLU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>

That video may be gayer than the sleeping bag act itself.

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 04:05 PM
Does Frenchy know her "boyfriend" is a queer?

GreatAmericanZero
02-03-2009, 04:06 PM
That video may be gayer than the sleeping bag act itself.

well the video is entitled:

ML Chris "The Enforcer" on the MafiaMob.com Message Boards - Don't piss him off!

ToiletCrusher
02-03-2009, 04:06 PM
Does Frenchy know her "boyfriend" is a queer?

cover-up.

cigarsandscotch
02-03-2009, 04:07 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DnZ889ehzd4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DnZ889ehzd4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

GreatAmericanZero
02-03-2009, 04:11 PM
i dunno, chris doesn't seem like that good of a fighter from this clip

<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8hoGQNa4ZrM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8hoGQNa4ZrM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>

heres a screencap if you don't feel like watching the video

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q217/greatamericanzero/mlcbutt.jpg

cigarsandscotch
02-03-2009, 04:31 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/cigarsandscotch/velvetmafialife.png

Dell
02-03-2009, 04:35 PM
You guys think I'm that dumb huh?

Um wait... Don't answer that!

FUCK, here we go again.
Wow do you want attention...

GreatAmericanZero
02-03-2009, 04:39 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/cigarsandscotch/velvetmafialife.png

what a "butter face"!

paulisded
02-03-2009, 04:42 PM
what a "butter face"!

I think I saw "her" in one of those "special" paltalk rooms.

hammersavage
02-03-2009, 04:43 PM
You are and we accept you.

King Hippos Bandaid
02-03-2009, 04:45 PM
http://www.affirmation.org/images/conference/2008/the_gay_mafia.gif


can someone make MLC a Avatar, he PMed me that he was too shy to ask

k thanx

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 04:52 PM
Frenchy must be heartbroken learning about all this on the radio. you couldnt even tell her first?

MHasegawa
02-03-2009, 04:53 PM
Hey MLC I guess you picked the wrong fag to fuck with

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/545846.jpg


Check lil frenchys toys, see if they're sticking together.

Judge Smails
02-03-2009, 04:54 PM
http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-17441560.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B6759A820-FCC1-4986-9B1E-9964833E6BD8%7D

Ruined Bit
02-03-2009, 04:55 PM
Fuck this thread. I can't ruin this!

Serpico1103
02-03-2009, 04:57 PM
http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-17441560.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B6759A820-FCC1-4986-9B1E-9964833E6BD8%7D

I didn't know MLC had freckles. That other kid is scary, I can see his violent nature in his eyes. Better just lay back and take it Chris, he looks crazy.

Snoogans
02-03-2009, 04:58 PM
Hey MLC I guess you picked the wrong fag to fuck with

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/545846.jpg


Check lil frenchys toys, see if they're sticking together.

if ya seen one fag, then ya seen em all

~Katja~
02-03-2009, 04:59 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/cigarsandscotch/velvetmafialife.png

it's not yellow though

Ruined Bit
02-03-2009, 05:00 PM
Frenchie
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SinFiction
02-03-2009, 05:00 PM
Chris loves the cock.

3Setsof10
02-03-2009, 05:07 PM
Hi, I'm here for the rape party?

Serpico1103
02-03-2009, 05:09 PM
Hi, I'm here for the rape party?

That is disgusting. It is almost as bad as an Insulting Post Party.