Would/Could you have sex with a little person? [Archive]

Aggie

02-02-2009, 12:34 PM

I was recently in Chicago for a friends wedding and met a random guy smoking a cig. The next day when we were checking out I saw him at the front desk and right behind him was a female little person, he started talking to her...turns out she's his wife.

I may be a bad person but I was quite surprised. I have only ever seen a big/little person couple on TV. I see Wee Man and Vern Troyer with chicks hanging on them and I'm wondering what their motive is...money, novelty, or do they really not care?

That got me thinking and I don't think I could ever hook up with a little person. Oh well, I'll chalk it up as one of my many shortcomings. (That was for you Funkman.)

ScottFromGA

02-02-2009, 12:36 PM

could I? Yes.

would I? Yes.

so....Yes.

Aggie

02-02-2009, 12:38 PM

I suck. I should have just said "would". I don't know why I used both words. I need to go home. :wacko:

IMSlacker

02-02-2009, 12:41 PM

I could not would not with a dwarf. I would not could not on a wharf.

booooo!

deliciousV

02-02-2009, 12:42 PM

Yes, because all I've ever wanted was to hurt someone with my penis just one time.(outside of poking them in the eye) Just to bottom out one time, that'd rock.

hedges

02-02-2009, 12:48 PM

nope, couldn't do it

Judge Smails

02-02-2009, 12:49 PM

Midget - yes. Dwarf - no. That would just be fucking sick.

beachbum

02-02-2009, 12:55 PM

Only if she would wear a lamp shade on her head.

skyscraper

02-02-2009, 12:57 PM

I'd have to wrap her in duct tape first, so she wouldn't explode.

midwestjeff

02-02-2009, 01:01 PM

That got me thinking and I don't think I could ever hook up with a little person.

Size queen, huh?

And yes, I would fuck a midget.

The real question is would a midget fuck me?

boosterp

02-02-2009, 01:02 PM

I am all about personality but that would be too weird.

Tall_James

02-02-2009, 01:08 PM

They're all little people to me.

DarkHippie

02-02-2009, 01:19 PM

Yes, just to hear the ripping sound of her vag

Hottub

02-02-2009, 01:20 PM

Hey snapperhead. Get yer own fuckin' bits, huh?

A ghoosh!

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/06/01-07/andrew-dice-clay.jpg

RhinoinMN

02-02-2009, 01:25 PM

It would be great. A person is still a person, no matter how small.

epo

02-02-2009, 01:26 PM

Yes, because all I've ever wanted was to hurt someone with my penis just one time.(outside of poking them in the eye) Just to bottom out one time, that'd rock.

Buck up lil' guy, you'll find a person small enough to bottom out with one day.

Maybe...

midwestjeff

02-02-2009, 01:26 PM

It would be great. A person is still a person, no matter how small.

Even a baby?

You're a sick fuck rhino.

TheMojoPin

02-02-2009, 01:27 PM

No. On the flipside, I also don't want to be with someone who is much taller than me.

I mean, COULD I? Yes. Do I want to? No.

That said, Peter Dinklage can work it.

ToiletCrusher

02-02-2009, 01:29 PM

not gonna do it.

IamPixie

02-02-2009, 01:35 PM

the little hands would just be too creepy

hammersavage

02-02-2009, 01:39 PM

the little hands would just be too creepy

They would make your cock/breasts look gigantic.

Aggie

02-02-2009, 01:39 PM

the little hands would just be too creepy

:lol: Getting felt up with those hands would be really really uncomfortable!

IamPixie

02-02-2009, 01:40 PM

They would make your cock/breasts look gigantic.

i don't want that kind of ego boost

hammersavage

02-02-2009, 01:42 PM

You don't need that kind of ego boost. I, however, will take it when I can get it :glurps:

I'd bang Gary Coleman just for the story. On the hood of a car wearing a security outfit for the irony.

Hottub

02-02-2009, 01:43 PM

My wife does all the time.

Aggie

02-02-2009, 01:46 PM

Hey snapperhead. Get yer own fuckin' bits, huh?

A ghoosh!

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/06/01-07/andrew-dice-clay.jpg

He annoys me. I've never listened to more than two minutes of his stuff so it's not stealing. He can suck it.

Pleasure For Me

02-02-2009, 02:05 PM

No. Good God, no. No. No no. Stop. No. Picture the mom from Little People Big World. If you could bang her, you could bang Borris Karloff.

Picasso Intern

02-02-2009, 02:39 PM

No. Good God, no. No. No no. Stop. No. Picture the mom from Little People Big World. If you could bang her, you could bang Borris Karloff.

You wouldn't bang Boris Karloff?
Freak.
That would make a much better story than Gary Coleman.

As far as the little person, just think of all the acrobatic positions you see in porn that you can't maintain for any length of time with a normal sized girl.

lleeder

02-02-2009, 02:43 PM

I tried once and posted a thread about it. Go find it yourselves.

SHANEFROMGA

02-02-2009, 02:44 PM

is it a well proportioned little person or onea dim' big headed christmas ham legged ones?

Tall_James

02-02-2009, 02:46 PM

I also don't want to be with someone who is much taller than me.

:glurps:

BambuBoy

02-02-2009, 05:50 PM

Bridget the Midget.....Need I say more?

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j179/99gtsal/bridget01.jpg

disneyspy

02-02-2009, 05:57 PM

i usta date this midget chick,i was nuts over her

ShelleBink

02-02-2009, 06:08 PM

I'll fuck a guy with no leg, but little people is where I draw the line.

~Katja~

02-02-2009, 06:21 PM

all my exes have been pretty short, my height or even shorter... a midget??? hell no.

Rob roccoli

02-02-2009, 08:40 PM

They would make your cock/breasts look gigantic.

I don't think I could go shorter than about 4'9". Are cock breasts the same as balls?

nate1000

02-03-2009, 06:00 AM

They would make your cock/breasts look gigantic.

Wait.... Pixie has a cock and breasts???

.... and a HUGE piece of the Mooch puzzle falls into place.

boosterp

02-03-2009, 06:43 AM

I tried once and posted a thread about it. Go find it yourselves.

To lazy, point the way.

A.J.

02-03-2009, 06:47 AM

I think even a little woman would want to be "just friends".

OGC

02-03-2009, 07:26 AM

Is this a trick question ?
You mean a female right ?

I'm a firm believer in the Bennington doctrine. I'm not gay so of course the answer is yes

lleeder

02-03-2009, 11:38 AM

To lazy, point the way.

Here's the story (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67646)

topless_mike

02-03-2009, 12:57 PM

grass on the field?

PLAY BALL !!1!!!!!

Aggie

02-03-2009, 01:01 PM

Here's the story (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67646)

Wow lleeder! That was funny. You're now our resident expert on sexual encounters with a midget! :lol:

KEITHJAY

02-03-2009, 01:08 PM

i did in high school she was 4-6" im 6-2" it was only creepy the next day makin small talk mrrff

Misteriosa

02-03-2009, 01:16 PM

no. :nono:

no. :nono:

a thousand times no. :nono:

WhistlePig

02-03-2009, 06:12 PM

If it was this guy, yeah!

http://images.ctv.ca/gallery/photo/TIFFgallery_060908/image9.jpg

Great actor, and he's a vegetarian!

topless_mike

02-04-2009, 12:18 PM

if she's that small, does she have a normal vag, or a mini-vag.

a mini-vag might turn me from minute-mike to millisecond-mike

Aggie

02-04-2009, 12:31 PM

If it was this guy, yeah!

http://images.ctv.ca/gallery/photo/TIFFgallery_060908/image9.jpg

Great actor, and he's a vegetarian!

I find him oddly attractive. Still wouldn't though.

hexy68

02-04-2009, 12:37 PM

wouldn't mind trying...but it's not an option i'd seek out

Yerdaddy

02-04-2009, 06:12 PM

FezsAssistant

02-04-2009, 06:14 PM

I saw a midget tonight. I giggled a bit.

midwestjeff

02-04-2009, 06:15 PM

I saw a midget tonight. I giggled a bit.

Did you fuck it?

boosterp

02-04-2009, 06:47 PM

Did you fuck it?

That would of been a better story.

Aggie

10-16-2009, 07:33 AM

Would you ladies? Only 10 lbs...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00629/Magar_629521a.jpg

Charlie_Don't_Surf

10-16-2009, 07:38 AM

Would you ladies? Only 10 lbs...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00629/Magar_629521a.jpg

10lbs; all dick.

sr71blackbird

10-16-2009, 10:36 AM

Giving an alcoholic an O'Doules is like giving a pedifile a midget

KatPw

10-16-2009, 10:37 AM

Midgets freak me out. Do not want.

CountryBob

10-16-2009, 12:52 PM

:lol: Getting felt up with those hands would be really really uncomfortable!

Or would it?

Rab

10-16-2009, 01:24 PM

i feel like if your with sumone like that you have a weird fetish/maybee small penis...but whatevr..its whats on the inside that counts bahhhhhhaahahAHAHahaAHAHHAA

thepaulo

10-16-2009, 01:49 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220628/

This movie is floating around theaters...I saw it a couple of weeks ago

midget sex storyline

FrogSlayer

10-16-2009, 01:56 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220628/

This movie is floating around theaters...I saw it a couple of weeks ago

midget sex storyline

that is the movie fez estimated would make something like 30 million opening weekend, truth was like 145,000 or something... limited screens.

FrogSlayer

10-16-2009, 02:04 PM

When I was in my late teens we used to go to a "teen dance club" and there was a little woman who frequented as I did. I looked her over many times pondering if I would and I came up with NO.
I do wonder how the sex of the person answering skews the answer
I would think more women would answer no than men because the whole assumption of little dick size. Plus most guys will do any woman at some point in there life.