Ron & Fez SiriusXM Listening Thread for 02/03/2009

[STC-Dub]

"Have her come out and eat a sandwich.". Great line.

[nate1000]

I can't trust a lip syncher!

I feel the same about golfers.

[KnoxHarrington]

The problem is that it's not a good representation of what Jennifer Hudson's voice is like. Recorded in a studio, you can run her voice through so many processors and punch it up on AutoTune and make a shitty performance sound awesome.

[midwestjeff]

I love me some live performances!

I prefer live to tape.


Scissors up!

[ANC]

I think that makes #2 in the reference column.

:thumbup:

[MisterSmith]

Hey Mr.Smith,

did you pull a hammy in that sttttrrreeeeeeetch?

Hey! Don't stifle my creativity! :laugh:

[ToiletCrusher]

I prefer live to tape.


Scissors up!

:lol:

[Heather 8]

So according to Dave:

Jennifer Hudon = "looks great."

Jessica Simpson = "FAT."

[jennysmurf]

White people are so scared.....of fat people.

[Voreskin]

death is instantly funny. why do we have to wait to make fun?

[KnoxHarrington]

Ichiban: Tom Daschle removes his name from consideration for HHS Secretary, due to tax problems.

[Friday]

Do we know she lip synched? Or is it just an accusation?

the producers asked Hudson and Faith Hill to pre-record their songs in advance. national anthems for large sporting events have been pre-recorded for years. even the Whitney Houston one that people were so crazy over was, indeed, a recording.

it's still them singing. i have no idea what the big deal is.

but most people don't understand this because they have never sang the anthem in a large arena. especially outdoors... i don't care HOW good the sound system is... there is always a reverb issue and it is a lot to adjust to.

[MisterSmith]

I feel the same about golfers.

http://images.publicradio.org/content/2007/09/21/20070921_ani_difranco_2.jpg

[jennysmurf]

lip sank?

[midwestjeff]

I blame the acceptance of lip-syncing by our society one hundred percent on the rain.

[ToiletCrusher]

So according to Dave:

Jennifer Hudon = "looks great."

Jessica Simpson = "FAT."


Seems right.

[deadzoneman]

i hate lip-synching...fail !:wallbash:

[TjM]

The whole "sexual tension" angle is the death of pretty much every sitcom. You either have to extend it to the point it just seems stupid, or you let the couple get together and the show loses its momentum.

See also: Cheers

See: Chips

[EliSnow]

So according to Dave:

Jennifer Hudon = "looks great."

Jessica Simpson = "FAT."

Jessica Simpson is probably now still lighter than Jennifer Hudson, but Hudson looked better in her outfit than Jessica did in hers.

[nate1000]

So according to Dave:

Jennifer Hudon = "looks great."

Jessica Simpson = "FAT."

Nope. They are both fat.

[Voreskin]

i wanna try a ronnie b cupcake so bad

i got no job, maybe i should fuckin drive 13 hours and get one

[KnoxHarrington]

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Damn I love this video

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Hey Smellers,

Good to see ya here. Like usual.

[EliSnow]

I blame the acceptance of lip-syncing by our society one hundred percent on the rain.

http://www.everymoment.org/images/blameitontherainsleevefront.jpg

[Friday]

Recorded in a studio, you can run her voice through so many processors and punch it up on AutoTune and make a shitty performance sound awesome.

please be real, for christ's sake.
the girl has a phenomenal voice... she does not need filters to make her sound awesome.

http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/rolleye/rolleye0014.gif

[PD]

the producers asked Hudson and Faith Hill to pre-record their songs in advance. national anthems for large sporting events have been pre-recorded for years. even the Whitney Houston one that people were so crazy over was, indeed, a recording.

it's still them singing. i have no idea what the big deal is.

but most people don't understand this because they have never sang the anthem in a large arena. especially outdoors... i don't care HOW good the sound system is... there is always a reverb issue and it is a lot to adjust to.
no- its pre-recorded for football.

World series - live (i believe)
and definitely live most games.

[epo]

Ichiban: Tom Daschle removes his name from consideration for HHS Secretary, due to tax problems.

Wow.

[ANC]

See: Chips

Starvin'

[Heather 8]

Seems right.

Oh yeah, what a porker...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/26/article-0-032F6344000005DC-51_224x593.jpg

Heavier? Definitely. Fat? I personally don't think so.

Though the mom jeans and those hideous belts don't help much...

[MisterSmith]

the producers asked Hudson and Faith Hill to pre-record their songs in advance. national anthems for large sporting events have been pre-recorded for years. even the Whitney Houston one that people were so crazy over was, indeed, a recording.

it's still them singing. i have no idea what the big deal is.

but most people don't understand this because they have never sang the anthem in a large arena. especially outdoors... i don't care HOW good the sound system is... there is always a reverb issue and it is a lot to adjust to.

Massive reverb plus add that it is often so loud in the stadium that you can't hear yourself and maintaining pitch is incredibly tough.

[nate1000]

http://images.publicradio.org/content/2007/09/21/20070921_ani_difranco_2.jpg

Don't you look at me like that, Ani.

You know you cross the street, too.

[KnoxHarrington]

please be real, for christ's sake.
the girl has a phenomenal voice... she does not need filters to make her sound awesome.

http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/rolleye/rolleye0014.gif

But Dave's point that "you're still getting Jennifer Hudson" is not valid because you can alter her voice in the studio. It's not her. It's a recording of her.

[ANC]

Hey Smellers,

Good to see ya here. Like usual.

Hey Chuck :bye:

Gee I wish I could trot over to the store and pick up some turkey...

[A.J.]

Oh yeah, what a porker...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/26/article-0-032F6344000005DC-51_224x593.jpg

Heavier? Definitely. Fat? I personally don't think so.

Though the mom jeans and those hideous belts don't help much...

Agreed.

[Voreskin]

please be real, for christ's sake.
the girl has a phenomenal voice... she does not need filters to make her sound awesome.

http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/rolleye/rolleye0014.gif

YEAH neither does Brittney Spears :blink:

[ToiletCrusher]

Then, you are going for the experience and not the music.

That's all these flashy boy-bands or the Jessica Simpson's of music. They all have these huge stage acts. That's what a lot of people want.

I for one want the music live, not the whole sham of a stage performance.

[midwestjeff]

i wanna try a ronnie b cupcake so bad

i got no job, maybe i should fuckin drive 13 hours and get one

Dude. How are you 13 hours from Chicago?

Are you on the complete western edge of Iowa?

I don't know why I care.

[A.J.]

If the performer is going to lip-sync, just settle for playing a record instead.

[STC-Dub]

If you are a professional you can deal with the reverb and all the noise/distractions. If you cannot, then you should not take the job or perform live.

[Voreskin]

Oh yeah, what a porker...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/26/article-0-032F6344000005DC-51_224x593.jpg

Heavier? Definitely. Fat? I personally don't think so.

Though the mom jeans and those hideous belts don't help much...

Wow she has a 70's fupa!!!!!

[EliSnow]

Though the mom jeans and those hideous belts don't help much...

Exactly. If she had worn a better outfit, you would have seen raves about how the "curvy" look is great on her, rather than about how fat she was.

[sailor]

back to the c.b. tirade, why does quest for great performance have to equal being a dick? that's no excuse. you don't have to give up decency to achieve greatness.

[drjoek]

The problem with Rons arguement is that people want it the way it is. They don't want to hear it warts and all they want the beautiful perfect.

[KingGeno]

She wasn't even a good lip-syncer.

The GREATEST national anthem singer ever:

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[Voreskin]

Dude. How are you 13 hours from Chicago?

Are you on the complete western edge of Iowa?

I don't know why I care.

Yeah you jump down to I-80 and cruze right on over.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Hey Chuck :bye:

Gee I wish I could trot over to the store and pick up some turkey...
All you have to do is ask for it. You know I'll be happy to post the picture of....

Fezzie and I at the St Petersburg Turkey Trot on Thanksgiving Day, 2008

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-2.jpg

[Friday]

YEAH neither does Brittney Spears :blink:

Britney Spears does not have a Fraction of the talent that Jennifer Hudson has.

[yojimbo7248]

The problem with Rons arguement is that people want it the way it is. They don't want to hear it warts and all they want the beautiful perfect.

good point. call in and tell him!

[disneyspy]

jessica simpson has tolip sync HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME when romo is poundin her in the mouth

[ToiletCrusher]

I don't think anyone is 13 hours away from Chicago.

[ANC]

If the performer is going to lip-sync, just settle for playing a record instead.

http://www.mytotalmoneymakeover.com/media/image/general/victrola.gif

[deadzoneman]

i wanna lip sych with the new Britney...Circus video is hott !:wub:

[KnoxHarrington]

http://www.mytotalmoneymakeover.com/media/image/general/victrola.gif

Everything went to shit when they got away from 72 RPM.

And fuck discs. Cylinders or nothing.

[ToiletCrusher]

The problem with Rons arguement is that people want it the way it is. They don't want to hear it warts and all they want the beautiful perfect.

great live set by moe.

[Voreskin]

i can't believe she don't leave dave

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Then, you are going for the experience.Arn't you visiting the show this Friday?
Anybody planning on meeting up with you?

[midwestjeff]

Dave is so lucky.

Live the dream ESD!

[Friday]

i tried to call in but the hotline is rejecting my cellphone connection.

but FYI.... this Inaugural performance was pre-recorded and synched because of the outdoor variables present. But I didn't hear Ronnie ranting about it.

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dwTbg68fEgki/610x.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

Arn't you visiting the show this Friday?
Anybody planning on meeting up with you?

I am and I don't know.

[TjM]

i can't believe she don't leave dave

What happened now? (Not listening at work)

[KnoxHarrington]

"Here comes the boat! The boat is coming in to dock!"

I might not stop vomiting.

[yojimbo7248]

"here comes the boat"

:clap:

[MisterSmith]

And since she knows that we know that she knows that we know...

[midwestjeff]

I'd be pissed if I saw a Dylan show where he hit all the notes.

[STC-Dub]

But does she know that we want to unknow what we know she knows?

[MisterSmith]

But in this case, you are going to see a football game not specifically see a singer. The performance of the National Anthem is an expected part of the event, but far from the focal point.

[Voreskin]

humpy mc donald

[KnoxHarrington]

I've heard some people say that some Bob Dylan concerts were just unlistenable. His vocals were unintelligible, and the songs were in bizarre new forms that made it impossible to tell what he was playing.

Still, though, I'd prefer that sort of sense of danger, that chance that something good will come out of it -- and it often does -- to Dylan performing to perfectly recorded vocal tracks.

[MisterSmith]

I'd be pissed if I saw a Dylan show.

Fixed.

[EliSnow]

Ichiban:

Detroit NBC affiliate allegedly (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Matt-Millen-s-NBC-commentary-comes-with-a-warnin?urn=nfl,138326) puts down Matt Millan by scrolling the following message whenever he was on screen:

Matt Millen was president of the Lions for the worst eight-year run in the history of the NFL. Knowing his history with the team, is there a credibility issue as he now serves as an analyst for NBC Sports?

[epo]

i can't believe she don't leave dave

I can't believe that people are concerned about Dave & Casey's relationship.

[midwestjeff]

Let's go to break Ron.

[deadzoneman]

does ESD have his own show with Sam on Sirius XM?:help:

[ToiletCrusher]

So, we should expect lip sync from all big names like that then??

All of the pop-superstars are then expected to lip sync?

That's what I say, those huge names are more about the stage show.

[Friday]

that segment made my blood pressure rise.

[STC-Dub]

But in this case, you are going to see a football game not specifically see a singer. The performance of the National Anthem is an expected part of the event, but far from the focal point.

Agreed, so why does it have to be "perfect"?

[midwestjeff]

Fixed.

Do you think I won't hunt you down and eat your lungs?

Because i will. :furious:

[KnoxHarrington]

Ichiban:

Detroit NBC affiliate allegedly (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Matt-Millen-s-NBC-commentary-comes-with-a-warnin?urn=nfl,138326) puts down Matt Millan by scrolling the following message whenever he was on screen:



:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

All I heard coming out of Millen's mouth when he spoke was "0-16. 0-16. 0-16. 0-16..."

[Hottub]

Everything went to shit when they got away from 72 RPM.

And fuck discs. Cylinders or nothing.

Actually, 78.

[ANC]

Actually, 78.

powned...

this 78 makes me chuckle

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_thlFYTjJbmQ/Rtoeanfg85I/AAAAAAAAB-Q/VPXwIBJNoYE/s400/down%2Bsouth.jpg

[KnoxHarrington]

Actually, 78.

No, 78 RPM was the common speed for ham & eggers not interested in audio quality. 72 was what the people who knew what good music sounds like used.

(I've actually seen "audiophiles" try to spin an error they've made like this.)

[Friday]

So, we should expect lip sync from all big names like that then??
.

you won't see hudson or perlman or yo yo ma or any of these big musicians synching in their concerts. no.

but sometimes, for reasons of weather, sound, or production value... the producers of an event will ask them to pre-record. But it doesn't diminish their talent by any stretch of the imagination, contrary to what ron would have you believe.

[ToiletCrusher]

powned...

now that master is gone, I think we have to drop the "p" and just go with owned.

[Hottub]

No, 78 RPM was the common speed for ham & eggers not interested in audio quality. 72 was what the people who knew what good music sounds like used.

(I've actually seen "audiophiles" try to spin an error they've made like this.)

You learn something every day.
Thanks, bud.

[Friday]

Agreed, so why does it have to be "perfect"?

because the producers of an event want it to be... and will face public criticism if it is not.
and because they have all of the money invested in this production... which is also a business investment... they hold the reigns.

[ANC]

now that master is gone, I think we have to drop the "p" and just go with owned.

but p0wned predates Master Po

[jimmyolsenblues]

ronnie is so pissed about lip syncing....
ron = christian bale

[disneyspy]

i thought it was pwnd

[EliSnow]

Speaking of Chuck earlier, I did watch last night's ep and it did suck, but I was happy for Phishead that the ep played an Okkervil River song "Lost Coastlines."

[KnoxHarrington]

Another ichiban: I just got the email from XM officially announcing price increases.

If you have additional accounts at a discounted rate, that's going from $6.99/mo to $9.99/mo. And they also mention that online service will be an additional charge.

But, of course, if you buy a long-term subscription, you lock in that rate. Of course.

[ToiletCrusher]

you won't see hudson or perlman or yo yo ma or any of these big musicians synching in their concerts. no.

but sometimes, for reasons of weather, sound, or production value... the producers of an event will ask them to pre-record. But it doesn't diminish their talent by any stretch of the imagination, contrary to what ron would have you believe.

For that I agree with you. I put Jennifer Hudson in a different class than the traditional britney spears, j-lo, jessica simpson type. I understand that this specific situation demanded it. The NFL wanted perfection all around and that is what people had to do to fit in with that scheme.

However for other artists, this further diminished what amount of talent they may or may not already have.

I do not think that lip sync in front of 80k in a stadium and what, 100 million at home is a bad thing. I think that people will make a connection though and say that because she did that at the superbowl, whe will do it at all concerts. I disagree with that.

[Voreskin]

WOW big ESD fan

[epo]

Finally the real Rorscach!

[disneyspy]

Speaking of Chuck earlier, I did watch last night's ep and it did suck, but I was happy for Phishead that the ep played an Okkervil River song "Lost Coastlines."

WHAT!? last nights CHUCK EPPY WAS FUCKIN AWESOME!

[ANC]

"...and for Mikeyboy to say, I'll deal with you tomorrow..Fuck that you deal with me now"

[JimmieHats]

this drivel is on the youtubes.

[ToiletCrusher]

but p0wned predates Master Po

you didn't put a zero in it the first time. just splitting hairs.

[Friday]

this is just terrible.

a southie would have a Fallon-styley accent.

[ToiletCrusher]

did these new characters get borrowed from special delivery?

[STC-Dub]

So who wins in a battle between Last to Know Man and Who Cares Man?

[Drunky McBetidont]

3/6/09 is only thirty days away. the end is nigh.

[EliSnow]

Wouldn't "Last to Know Man" have been funnier if they had him showing up to solve crimes already solved or defeat villains already captured?

"Now that I'm here in Iraq, I'm going to get you Saddam!"

[KnoxHarrington]

"That's bad enough to be on Saturday Night Live."

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[epo]

This characters stink.

[KnoxHarrington]

That caller's right, though -- that did sound like one of the shitty bits on Sandler's awful albums.

[ToiletCrusher]

Wouldn't "Last to Know Man" have been funnier if they had him showing up to solve crimes already solved or defeat villains already captured?

"Now that I'm here in Iraq, I'm going to get you Saddam!"

:laugh: you sir are in the wrong profession.

[Hottub]

this is just terrible.

a southie would have a Fallon-styley accent.

QFT!

[ANC]

"That's like your opinion man.."

http://planetross.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/the_big_lebowski___jeff_bridges1.jpg

[Gonzo-Lama]

Hey Guys

I don't post much but my friend is having an emergency. His friend went missing yesterday morning and we are trying to get the word out through the NY area

Here are the details and the link to the Facebook note

http://www.new.facebook.com/group.php?gid=49366503425


Ryan Cannata likely left his home yesterday, February 2nd at around 4:30 p.m., to buy his girlfriend a Wii for her birthday and to pick up food to make her dinner and never returned. He was last seen by his girlfriend that morning. If you have seen or heard from him, please call me (Bryan) immediately at 917-334-1197. He usually wears a black leather jacket.

Based on the timing of an email he sent me yesterday afternoon, we believe he may have gone to the GameStop on Steinway Street in Astoria and would have been in the Steinway Area at around 4:30-5. However, he also had Craigslist ads open on his computer for the Bronx and Brooklyn, so he may have been anywhere.

We are looking for any information whatsoever. The NYPD will not open a missing persons file until tomorrow so as of right now we're on our own.

Please pass along to any site you feel will help and if possible please let the show know maybe they can get the word out also

Thanks
Vin

[Voreskin]

WHAT!? last nights CHUCK EPPY WAS FUCKIN AWESOME!

uh no

[midwestjeff]

Can someone go get Disneyspy? He's wandered off to the wrong thread again.

[ToiletCrusher]

That's it! I'm going bowling.

[Friday]

That's it! I'm going bowling.

i'm comin!

[Hottub]

Can someone go get Disneyspy? He's wandered off to the wrong thread again.

Poor old man.

[disneyspy]

Can someone go get Disneyspy? He's wandered off to the wrong thread again.

fuck,stupid phone calls

[EliSnow]

Can someone go get Disneyspy? He's wandered off to the wrong thread again.

I just saw that.

Alzheimers?

[Voreskin]

i miss dave doing characters

[EliSnow]

i'm comin!

Friday has a bowling fetish?

[ToiletCrusher]

all subsidiary holdings are technically owned by the parent company.

Therefore, all SAD show inventions are property of Ron and Fez.

That's my logic and it makes sense to me.

[KnoxHarrington]

There's nothing you can do to stop computers from being "smarter" than us short of completely halting all research and development in computer technology.

As long as this results in me getting a hot sexbot, I'm all for it.

[ANC]

There's nothing you can do to stop computers from being "smarter" than us short of completely halting all research and development in computer technology.



Can we just unplug it?

[midwestjeff]

fuck,stupid phone calls

Oh Disney. You're on a messageboard right now.

That's not even a phone. It's a banana.

It's so sad to watch them slip away like this.

[Voreskin]

marino should have gotten a ring

[ANC]

Oh Disney. You're on a messageboard right now.

That's not even a phone. It's a banana.

It's so sad to watch them slip away like this.

:lol:

[OGC]

i'm comin!


oh how I've dreamed about you saying that :innocent:

[ToiletCrusher]

There's nothing you can do to stop computers from being "smarter" than us short of completely halting all research and development in computer technology.


I'd like to receive a pamphlet with more of your information.

[midwestjeff]

Can we just unplug it?

Not enough.

We are going to need sledgehammers and lube.

The lube is just to add insult.

Edit*--Love Eric!!!

[KnoxHarrington]

I'd like to receive a pamphlet with more of your information.

I'm retiring to a cabin in the woods to write my manifesto soon.

[Hottub]

http://www.bigscreentees.com/images/cyberdyne_thumb.gif

Wait for it...

[midwestjeff]

marino should have gotten a ring

Should have gotten an oscar for Ace Ventura too.

[ANC]

This day in history, the first personal computer was introduced by Texas Instruments in 1959.

[Voreskin]

LOL faggot icelanders
:drunk:

[PD]

who is president first?

Jew

Atheist

or

Gay guy?

[midwestjeff]

The queers are building landing strips for gay martians.

[ANC]

The queers are building landing strips for gay martians.

not to mention what they are doing to the soil!

[Friday]

This day in history, the first personal computer was introduced by Texas Instruments in 1959.

speak & spell ftw!

http://www.retrogames.co.uk/stock/assets/images/1HH_-_Speak___Spell.jpg

[biggestmexi]

I have never smoked mary-juanna.

[ANC]

speak & spell ftw!

http://manitou.50webs.com/music/kit/speak_spell.jpg

Actually I was waiting to be called out so I can unveil my new character......................................... .False Fact Man!


Boooooooooooooooooooooo :thumbdown:

[midwestjeff]

not to mention what they are doing to the soil!

Look at the soil around Des Moines Anc.

You can't build on it. You can't grow anything there.

I know it's the queers.

[Baby DEW Year]

This day in history, the first personal computer was introduced by Texas Instruments in 1959.

Also Jimi Hendrix recorded Purple Haze on this day in 1967.

[FunkyDrummer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Johanna_sigurdardottir_official_portrait.jpg

Icelandic hotness!

[disneyspy]

fact;ANC cuts his own hair,fact

[KnoxHarrington]

The thing is that in a parliamentary system, you can become PM with a fairly small percentage of the vote. They don't have to go through direct election like the President would.

[drjoek]

I've heard some people say that some Bob Dylan concerts were just unlistenable. His vocals were unintelligible, and the songs were in bizarre new forms that made it impossible to tell what he was playing.

Still, though, I'd prefer that sort of sense of danger, that chance that something good will come out of it -- and it often does -- to Dylan performing to perfectly recorded vocal tracks.



All my experiences with live Dylan which totals 3 were a musical trainwreck even as a big fan he is very difficult to enjoy live.

[ANC]

She was being gay while playing tennis? :lol:

Lickin' boxes and returning serves eh?

[Servo]

She was being gay while playing tennis? :lol:

Lickin' boxes and returning serves eh?

She could do it all.

[Voreskin]

i hate whatever fuckin intern is running the phones. i had 2 great lines, and the duche hung up on me both times.

[ANC]

Look at the soil around Des Moines Anc.

You can't build on it. You can't grow anything there.

I know it's the queers.

You know what midwestjeff, I like you. You're not like the other people, here
in the trailer park.

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm retiring to a cabin in the woods to write my manifesto soon.

Somewhere like here??

SFW (http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&q=montana&ie=UTF8&ll=46.830134,-109.80835&spn=3.645305,6.9104&z=7&iwloc=addr)

[ANC]

fact;ANC cuts his own hair,fact

Write that on a rock!

[Voreskin]

i love how fez just shoe horns those plugs into interesting conversations

[midwestjeff]

I have never smoked mary-juanna.

http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/ICL/ICL119/UNS_462.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

Write that on a rock!

etch it into your teeth!

[ToiletCrusher]

http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/ICL/ICL119/UNS_462.jpg


hahhahaha! I laughed out loud at my desk.

[midwestjeff]

All my experiences with live Dylan which totals 3 were a musical trainwreck even as a big fan he is very difficult to enjoy live.

So cummy.

[Ron Marie Douglas]

"sleeping on the couch quietly sobbing"

Mr. Bennington is a great salesman.

[comp_atkins]

way to ruin the spot ron :P

[ANC]

etch it into your teeth!

tattoo it on your forehead... the bums will always lose.

[KnoxHarrington]

Dave interjecting "Big dick" was especially creepy.

[midwestjeff]

Janis never would have lip-synched.

Just sayin'. :wub:

[Friday]

this is one of my most favorite joplin songs in the whole wide worldy

[ToiletCrusher]

tattoo it on your forehead... the bums will always lose.

muwahaha!

[ToiletCrusher]

this is one of my most favorite joplin songs in the whole wide worldy

me and bobby mcgee.

[KnoxHarrington]

Fucking love this song!

[ANC]

she never lip sank, but her lips sank..

meh.. it sounded better in my head..

[KnoxHarrington]

me and bobby mcgee.

Great song, but it's a bit overplayed. It's the one Joplin song that "classic rock" radio will play, so they beat it to death.

[midwestjeff]

Hoo hoo Ronnie.

Pigpen banged her, therefore Dead>Doors

[disneyspy]

fuckin hate these NE callers

[KnoxHarrington]

I just wonder what kind of show some of these callers think they're calling into. Anyone with the least knowledge of this show should have known that that call does not work for this show.

[Friday]

me and bobby mcgee.

i will sing both then :wink:

[midwestjeff]

Albert Pujols is a perfect athlete.

[ToiletCrusher]

i will sing both then :wink:

the bowling lanes nearest me also does karaoke.

[Friday]

the bowling lanes nearest me also does karaoke.

haha
stop trying to lure me up to canada, you! :p

[midwestjeff]

the bowling lanes nearest me also does karaoke.

Pure class.

[KnoxHarrington]

Miles Davis quit heroin in the mid '50s.

Of course, he replaced it with coke.

[Baby DEW Year]

the bowling lanes nearest me also does karaoke.

Smooth operator :smoke:

[midwestjeff]

The way .Net treats MLC is a microcosm of the way society treats celebrities.

[Hottub]

Miles Davis quit heroin in the mid '50s.

Of course, he replaced it with coke.

Knox is just a walking encyclopedia today.

[drjoek]

Hoo hoo Ronnie.

Pigpen banged her, therefore Dead>Doors



Love Pigpen, the heart and soul of the early Dead. "She got boxback netties and great big Nova pipes"

[midwestjeff]

Knox is just a walking encyclopedia today.

More like ensucklopedia. :flush:

[IMSlacker]

Albert Pujols is a perfect athlete.

His plantar fasciitis begs to differ.

[Friday]

Love Pigpen, the heart and soul of the early Dead. "She got boxback netties and great big Nova pipes"

neti?

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2008/04/neti-pot-5.jpg

[ANC]

I'm a

http://www.wusthof.co.uk/ekmps/shops/wusthof/images/wusthof-knives%5Bekm%5D361x229%5Bekm%5D.jpg

man

[midwestjeff]

I bought over-sized nipples because of Rachael Ray.

[MisterSmith]

More like ensucklopedia. :flush:

More like ensuckyapedo...


:unsure:

[biggestmexi]

Chipolte - smoked jalapeno.

And knives matter

[drjoek]

neti?

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2008/04/neti-pot-5.jpg



Wait Gvac was Pigpen. Wow I dig him even more now

[disneyspy]

More like ensuckyapedo...


:unsure:

more like fagfagfagfag

[ANC]

Chipotle = Smoked Jalapeno

[midwestjeff]

His plantar fasciitis begs to differ.

He plays through that shit. He's a real winner.

I don't expect you to understand.

God, is it spring training yet?

[skyscraper]

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2008/04/neti-pot-5.jpg

hawt.

[MisterSmith]

neti?

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/modernmaterialist/2008/04/neti-pot-5.jpg

Anybody else think this young lady looks like Reese Witherspoon?

Maybe it's just the Neti Pot...

[ToiletCrusher]

I like my Shun knives!

[STC-Dub]

His plantar fasciitis begs to differ.

And gray hair at "28" years old.

[ANC]

Chipolte - smoked jalapeno.

And knives matter


QFT!

[Hottub]

My chick got a set of Henkels for her wedding shower.

Of course I asked for most of the stuff on her registry. The knives, the Calphalon, etc.

[ANC]

I like my Shun knives!

Do you like the mortgage that comes with them too? :wink:

[Friday]

God, is it spring training yet?

11 days. thank goodness.

but i will miss Geno!

[ANC]

And gray hair at "28" years old.

:down: the truth hurts me...

[ToiletCrusher]

Do you like the mortgage that comes with them too? :wink:


No clue how much they actually cost. I got them as a 'hey look what fell off the delivery truck' from my cousin Louie.

[KnoxHarrington]

Anybody else think this young lady looks like Reese Witherspoon?

Maybe it's just the Neti Pot...

I've heard of those things, but didn't actually check out how they worked until now.

Yeah, I'd rather have a cold, thanks.

[biggestmexi]

Do you like the mortgage that comes with them too? :wink:

HA!.

GOOD one ANC!

I have Calphalon Katana's

[MisterSmith]

more like fagfagfagfag

I'm like rubber,

You're like glue.

Whatever you say

Bounces off me and

Go F-yourself!

:laugh:

[ANC]

No clue how much they actually cost. I got them as a 'hey look what fell off the delivery truck' from my cousin Louie.

Sweet.. They aren't ridiculously expensive, but definitely pricey.. But if I had the cash I would've got a set as well..

[ToiletCrusher]

Sweet.. They aren't ridiculously expensive, but definitely pricey.. But if I had the cash I would've got a set as well..


It's a nice set. I know they are rather expensive. But, the 8" chef knife is beefy and I love the sudoku 7". Fantastic knives.

[RhinoinMN]

Good afternoon all.

[EliSnow]

The way .Net treats MLC is a microcosm of the way society treats celebrities.

UH?

Did .net ever like MLC?

[ANC]

Good afternoon all.

what up buddy....

[midwestjeff]

Jolly good then.

Cup 'o tea Bruce.


Please get that.

[disneyspy]

UH?

Did .net ever like MLC?

micheal phelphs got jerked off?

[epo]

Sounds like a cop trying to make a name for himself.

[RhinoinMN]

what up buddy....

trying to catch up on a little R&F. My hotel doesn't have a south facing window so I can't record with the inno:wallbash:

[Servo]

Good God... they couldn't charge Phelps with possession if they wanted to.

[FunkyDrummer]

Good afternoon all.

Hey, Rhino. How's the weather?

[midwestjeff]

Fuck you pricks.

Gray hair at 28?

I had a few last year and a few more now at 29.

Jealousy is such an ugly emotion.

[KnoxHarrington]

Sounds like a cop trying to make a name for himself.

Yeah, he's the sheriff of the county the University of South Carolina is in. I'm sure he routinely arrests everyone there hitting the bong.

[biggestmexi]

It's a nice set. I know they are rather expensive. But, the 8" chef knife is beefy and I love the sudoku 7". Fantastic knives.

You see what i see ANC.


LAUGH RIOT!

[STC-Dub]

Sounds like someone looking for publicity. Hard to prove anything from a photo.

[midwestjeff]

trying to catch up on a little R&F. My hotel doesn't have a south facing window so I can't record with the inno:wallbash:

I have a portable jump starter/9 volt power source so I can leave my unit in the car and record shit. It's a wise investment.

Is your daughter hopped up on fudge this afternoon?

[Edwin]

<-----Twitterer

[Baby DEW Year]

Chipolte - smoked jalapeno.

And knives matter


To both of your heroes, Dexter and Tony Bourdain!

[New Age earth]

Opie up to nothing

[ANC]

Fuck you pricks.

Gray hair at 28?

I had a few last year and a few more now at 29.

Jealousy is such an ugly emotion.

SHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit I've had gray hair since I'm 17. That's the main reason I shave my head.. But the grays are starting to infultrate my beard... :down:

[KingGeno]

<<< I twitter, but barely. I don't care.

[jayme]

my favorite is david lynch's

its mostly his weather:

http://twitter.com/david_lynch

[RhinoinMN]

Hey, Rhino. How's the weather?

Very cold and windy.

[Hottub]

Fuck you pricks.

Gray hair at 28?

I had a few last year and a few more now at 29.

Jealousy is such an ugly emotion.

Shave it off, man. Your head should be as smooth as your bag.

[ANC]

You see what i see ANC.


LAUGH RIOT!

:lol: HILARIOUS!!! Nice choice of words...

[New Age earth]

twitters Lame i pitter my life away on that shit

[biggestmexi]

To both of your heroes, Dexter and Tony Bourdain!

you remember that.

[ANC]

Shave it off, man. Your head should be as smooth as your bag.

That's my motto!

[Baby DEW Year]

SHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit I've had gray hair since I'm 17. That's the main reason I shave my head.. But the grays are starting to infultrate my beard... :down:

Tell her to dye her's. :innocent:

[Hottub]

I'm a twit.
I use Twitertberry.

[Misteriosa]

i have a twitter, but my life is not that interesting :down:

[STC-Dub]

Did I ever disparage Pujols? He is a very good ball player but I have serious doubts that he is the age his birth certificate says he is.

[disneyspy]

i twittered til i found it was nuthin more than dear diary...

[ANC]

Tell her to dye her's. :innocent:

:clap:

[ToiletCrusher]

i can't do the twitter. I'm not able to update my old ass facebook page.

[midwestjeff]

Pad Data: People Who you Don't Care About

:lol::lol::lol:

EDIT*-Nevermind, I am getting buzzed and read it wrong. But it would have been funny if I was right.

[Baby DEW Year]

i have a twat, but my life is not that interesting :down:

huh?

[biggestmexi]

i twittered til i found it was nuthin more than dear diary...

I twittered.....


























.....Then Came.
HA!

[EliSnow]

I refuse to Twitter.

I'll do some updates on Facebook, but not more than 2-3 times a week.

[biggestmexi]

i can't do the twitter. I'm not able to update my old ass facebook page.

you should see my MySpace. It's :sad:


I refuse to Twitter.

I'll do some updates on Facebook, but not more than 2-3 times a week.

That is a lot. To me.

[ANC]

I say, who needs Twitter when you have RonFez.net? :smoke:

[disneyspy]

I refuse to Twitter.

I'll do some updates on Facebook, but not more than 2-3 times a week.

i never knew you were a 14 year old girl,so howyoudoin?

[KingGeno]

I refuse to Twitter.

I'll do some updates on Facebook, but not more than 2-3 times a week.

Even worse.

[midwestjeff]

Did I ever disparage Pujols? He is a very good ball player but I have serious doubts that he is the age his birth certificate says he is.

Pujols is an institute you can't disparage.

Ask the local gentry and they will say it's elementary.

[ToiletCrusher]

I remember getting in on facebook when it was still only offered to limited universities.

[STC-Dub]

I think I have updated my facebook once in the last month. Wasn't Twitter one of the guys who used to be on O&A occassionally?

[New Age earth]

Big Aaaaaa