I support Mafialife Chris

[Mafialife Chris]

Thats all that really matters.

Thanks Mikeyboy! Got my username back.

[Rorschach]

faggot

[GreatAmericanZero]

miss christopher roberts. he was the best

[Snoogans]

do you support boy on boy hand jobs?

[spoon]

Wow, even worse that you started your own garbage pile this time.

[Mafialife Chris]

faggot

Troll, lol :flush:

[Snoogans]

is there anything we can say to make you mad enough to leave the board? If so, PLEASE let us know...ya know so we can uh......not say it....yea

[Mafialife Chris]

Wow, even worse that you started your own garbage pile this time.

Right, because your so gung ho pride on thinking that people really hate me. God forbid, people can just enjoy a God damn message board, being an attention whore!

Your much wronger then you think pal. I have friends here.

And, at least I support myself :)

[DiabloSammich]

So much support nowadays.


Whatever happened to our beloved "cesspool of negativity"?

[Mafialife Chris]

is there anything we can say to make you mad enough to leave the board? If so, PLEASE let us know...ya know so we can uh......not say it....yea

Never. But i can assure you, me being me will occur alot more now that I know it's bothering you.

Thats how things work right?

Finally I get message boards!

[happytypinggirl]

is this what you've been threatening for so long? the payback that we will all regret? its definitely working.

what are your demands?

[Snoogans]

Never. But i can assure you, me being me will occur alot more now that I know it's bothering you.

Thats how things work right?

Finally I get message boards!

how can you whore yourself more then you have already?

[hammersavage]

This is the only support I'll suggest

http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/22/bra.jpg

[Knowledged_one]

Sometimes less is more, this thread may be a good example of that

[Tall_James]

We need a Unity Party! Let's have it here...

http://bitterqueen.typepad.com/history_of_gay_bars_in_ne/images/2008/03/15/man20hole20nyc.jpg

[sink]

Best Thread Ever

[DiabloSammich]

We need a Unity Party! Let's have it here...

http://bitterqueen.typepad.com/history_of_gay_bars_in_ne/images/2008/03/15/man20hole20nyc.jpg




Finally, a board event I'll make the trip for!

[Don Stugots]

This is the only support I'll suggest

http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/22/bra.jpg

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[spoon]

Right, because your so gung ho pride on thinking that people really hate me. God forbid, people can just enjoy a God damn message board, being an attention whore!

Your much wronger then you think pal. I have friends here.

And, at least I support myself :)

You forgot to mention that you talk to Ron and he says it's cool.

And you support yourself!? Hooray! That's fucking awesome. Oh and even I don't "hate" you Chris, it just doesn't fit. That'd be like hating the fat slow penguin at the zoo who can't even help itself out of the water.

[Snoogans]

You forgot to mention that you talk to Ron and he says it's cool.

And you support yourself!? Hooray! That's fucking awesome. Oh and even I don't "hate" you Chris, it just doesn't fit. That'd be like hating the fat slow penguin at the zoo who can't even help itself out of the water.

why do you have to bring hippo into this, he didnt even say anything

[spoon]

We need a Unity Party! Let's have it here...

http://bitterqueen.typepad.com/history_of_gay_bars_in_ne/images/2008/03/15/man20hole20nyc.jpg

Oh God that one got me too! My fucking ribs hurt like Chris's backdoor.

[DiabloSammich]

You forgot to mention that you talk to Ron and he says it's cool.

And you support yourself!? Hooray! That's fucking awesome. Oh and even I don't "hate" you Chris, it just doesn't fit. That'd be like hating the fat slow penguin at the zoo who can't even help itself out of the water.



Fuck that penguin, he's a quitter.

[Mafialife Chris]

is this what you've been threatening for so long? the payback that we will all regret? its definitely working.

what are your demands?

"all"?

Demands?

Huh?

Sorry, guess ya had to go to law school to understand that.

[Mafialife Chris]

You forgot to mention that you talk to Ron and he says it's cool.

And you support yourself!? Hooray! That's fucking awesome. Oh and even I don't "hate" you Chris, it just doesn't fit. That'd be like hating the fat slow penguin at the zoo who can't even help itself out of the water.

Why does it bother you that I mention that I talk to Ron? 99% of my posts I do not even mention him.

ITALKTORONITALKTORONITALKTORON.

And why should I care what you hate or not?

[sink]

You forgot to mention that you talk to Ron and he says it's cool.

And you support yourself!? Hooray! That's fucking awesome. Oh and even I don't "hate" you Chris, it just doesn't fit. That'd be like hating the fat slow penguin at the zoo who can't even help itself out of the water.

It really is a shame how much fuckin fish they allow them penguins to eat.

[happytypinggirl]

"all"?

Demands?

Huh?

Sorry, guess ya had to go to law school to understand that.

hahaha. you're cute. i want to pat your head.

in the last thread (and several other threads and on paltalk) you've been making threats for awhile...saying that if people didnt stop certain behavior, they'd regret it. that you'd unleash some kind of horrible response. im not going to go copy and paste from other threads. its silly enough that im responding to you in three seperate threads on the same subject.

[Tall_James]

It really is a shame how much fuckin fish they allow them penguins to eat.

:lol:

[Mafialife Chris]

hahaha. you're cute. i want to pat your head.

in the last thread (and several other threads and on paltalk) you've been making threats for awhile...saying that if people didnt stop certain behavior, they'd regret it. that you'd unleash some kind of horrible response. im not going to go copy and paste from other threads. its silly enough that im responding to you in three seperate threads on the same subject.

Why hang on every word that is said while listening to a fun entertaining radio show and trying to participate in chatrooms or fansites?

I dont even remember saying it, yet your hanging on ever word, lol

Can you recite last weeks show plz. I couldnt listen, and forgot to listen to the reply.

It may have just as been an unfunny wanna be joke like " hey you,if you dont stop im gonna stick around a bit until you guys throw up and agonize".

Why you testing me? you looking for a meltdown?

[Snoogans]

Why hang on every word that is said while listening to a fun entertaining radio show and trying to participate in chatrooms or fansites?

I dont even remember saying it, yet your hanging on ever word, lol

Can you recite last weeks show plz. I couldnt listen, and forgot to listen to the reply.

It may have just as been an unfunny wanna be joke like " hey you,if you dont stop im gonna stick around a bit until you guys throw up and agonize".

Why you testing me? you looking for a meltdown?

that would be so awesome

[sink]

meltdown would be so easy to ensure


down boy, down

[spoon]

Why does it bother you that I mention that I talk to Ron? 99% of my posts I do not even mention him.

ITALKTORONITALKTORONITALKTORON.

And why should I care what you hate or not?

It's simple Chris, you continue to validate your own stupid ideas and actions bc you talked to Ron and or it may or may not be a bit. Guess what, I don't fucking care and it doesn't mean shit here and now. You continue to dig your own hole no matter who or WHAT you talk to.

Oh and you should care, but you simply don't take advise as the multiple pages of reasoning by other posters surely brought out. You'll take any attention you can get, including a handy from your buddies/all those friends you speak of here. Get in line for the ski pole challenge people, MLC is having a fake mob sleepover!

[Snoogans]

we better all hit the cyber mattresses, war is comin, ka peish

[Mafialife Chris]

that would be so awesome

Would it?

Would it really?

[sink]

It's simple Chris, you continue to validate your own stupid ideas and actions bc you talked to Ron and or it may or may not be a bit. Guess what, I don't fucking care and it doesn't mean shit here and now. You continue to dig your own hole no matter who or WHAT you talk to.

Oh and you should care, but you simply don't take advise as the multiple pages of reasoning by other posters surely brought out. You'll take any attention you can get, including a handy from your buddies/all those friends you speak of here. Get in line for the ski pole challenge people, MLC is having a fake mob sleepover!

I'm still worried about those obese penguins

[Snoogans]

Would it?

Would it really?

hilARIOUS

[Snoogans]

I'm still worried about those obese penguins

its ok, pretty soon they wont have any ice left to climb on. So fuck em

[Mafialife Chris]

It's simple Chris, you continue to validate your own stupid ideas and actions bc you talked to Ron and or it may or may not be a bit. Guess what, I don't fucking care and it doesn't mean shit here and now. You continue to dig your own hole no matter who or WHAT you talk to.

Oh and you should care, but you simply don't take advise as the multiple pages of reasoning by other posters surely brought out. You'll take any attention you can get, including a handy from your buddies/all those friends you speak of here. Get in line for the ski pole challenge people, MLC is having a fake mob sleepover!

I mentioned it in about 2 posts out of how many I have?

Something is bothering you bo, let it out.

Tell me how you feel.

[spoon]

Can you recite last weeks show plz. I couldnt listen, and forgot to listen to the reply.



THAT, I know is a lie. I can promise everyone here that the show has been taped and listened to all weekend. In fact, I'm pretty sure he's going to make a commercial out of it and preserve it on reel to reel for the radio hall of fame.

[happytypinggirl]

Why hang on every word that is said while listening to a fun entertaining radio show and trying to participate in chatrooms or fansites?

I dont even remember saying it, yet your hanging on ever word, lol

Can you recite last weeks show plz. I couldnt listen, and forgot to listen to the reply.

It may have just as been an unfunny wanna be joke like " hey you,if you dont stop im gonna stick around a bit until you guys throw up and agonize".

Why you testing me? you looking for a meltdown?

huh? weird. you didnt say it on the show, (or maybe you did) you've made your little threats on message boards and on paltalk repeatedly for quite some time now.

and yes, cute little threats are memorable when they are repeated over and over and never followed through.

which of last weeks shows would you like me to recite for you?

TESTING you?? TESTING YOU??? I'm answering your stupid threads. Why would my dopey little comment bring about a meltdown? Dude, you started a support thread FOR YOURSELF!!! Did you not expect the rest of us to poke fun at that?

[DiabloSammich]

I wonder what Deb's twitter update says right about now.

[Mafialife Chris]

meltdown would be so easy to ensure


down boy, down

Alot of things are 'easy'.

Posting on boards.
Speaking.
Hearing.
Smelling.
Seeing.

Be gratefull you can do them, currently.

[Bossanova]

Is this thread about bashing Italians?

[Snoogans]

Alot of things are 'easy'.

Posting on boards.
Speaking.
Hearing.
Smelling.
Seeing.

Be gratefull you can do them, currently.

I dont think whacking people on the internet really harms them

[DiabloSammich]

Is this thread about bashing Italians?


You're late.

You got a lot of catching up to do.

[happytypinggirl]

Alot of things are 'easy'.

Posting on boards.
Speaking.
Hearing.
Smelling.
Seeing.

Be gratefull you can do them, currently.

hooray! more threats!

[happytypinggirl]

hooray! more threats!

edit: hooray! more empty threats!

[Mafialife Chris]

huh? weird. you didnt say it on the show, (or maybe you did) you've made your little threats on message boards and on paltalk repeatedly for quite some time now.

and yes, cute little threats are memorable when they are repeated over and over and never followed through.

which of last weeks shows would you like me to recite for you?

TESTING you?? TESTING YOU??? I'm answering your stupid threads. Why would my dopey little comment bring about a meltdown? Dude, you started a support thread FOR YOURSELF!!! Did you not expect the rest of us to poke fun at that?

I was just asking.

Keep hanging on every word. I know who to go to if I have any questions about anything.

Oh, I get it. your one of those ppl who think the rapest shouldve dressed more conservatively. She asked for it huh?

I was just letting people know that I support Mafialife Chris. I figured since there was a Christopher Roberts thread, and my username was changed back to MLC, that I would start the new one.

Let's fucking rock!

[Mafialife Chris]

edit: hooray! more empty threats!

How is that a threat?

Shouldnt we all be gratefull of what they have currently?

[hammersavage]

How is that a threat?

Shouldnt be gratefull of what they have?

Currently

[Snoogans]

How is that a threat?

Shouldnt be gratefull of what they have?

You are dumber then a child

[GreatAmericanZero]

How is that a threat?

Shouldnt be gratefull of what they have?

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[hammersavage]

You are dumber then a caucasian child

Fixed.

[Mafialife Chris]

You are dumber then a child

I beg to differ. 1 person told me I was smart this week.

Whats bothering you snoogans? Tell me bro!

[happytypinggirl]

I was just asking.

Keep hanging on every word. I know who to go to if I have any questions about anything.

Oh, I get it. your one of those ppl who think the rapest shouldve dressed more conservatively. She asked for it huh?

I was just letting people know that I support Mafialife Chris. I figured since there was a Christopher Roberts thread, and my username was changed back to MLC, that I would start the new one.

Let's fucking rock!

again, not hanging on your every word. i couldnt tell you what most of your posts said. but i do remember that you keep making the same threats over and over. your repetition makes it memorable.

you've also repeated your "rapest" gets blamed for wearing slutty clothes line a few thousand times this week. and where did you get the idea that im 'one of those people'?

How is that a threat?

Shouldnt we all be gratefull of what they have currently?


it was the currently part that made it a threat. you need me to explain that?


READY! TO! ROCK!!! (how exactly do we do that on a message board?)

[drjoek]

I'm a little confused here please bear with me wasn't there a 35 page thread to support ChristopherRobert that turned into a bash MLC that he felt was an attack on his baby mama? So why did Mafia Life Chris start this thread for? Are we allowed to insult him and make fun of him here? Is the expaectation of MLC that this thread going to go well where the last one didn't. Would it have made some sort of sense to NOT restart trouble unless MLC is looking for an internat fight. Maybe I'm not getting something here.

[Tenbatsuzen]

You are dumber then a child

If I was alone in a room with Chris, he'd be crying like fucking Messier when I was done.

And I wouldn't lay a finger on him.





















Just ask him to recite the alphabet.

[Serpico1103]

Fixed.

So smarter than a black child, but dumber than an asian child?

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'm a little confused here please bear with me wasn't there a 35 page thread to support ChristopherRobert that turned into a bash MLC that he felt was an attack on his baby mama?

Clarification: Frenchy's kid isn't his.

[hammersavage]

So smarter than a black child, but dumber than an asian child?

Aren't we all?

[Tenbatsuzen]

So smarter than a black child, but dumber than an asian child?

Those asian kids are pretty fucking smart, dude. They do math and shit in the womb.

[Hottub]

I'm a little confused here please bear with me wasn't there a 35 page thread to support ChristopherRobert that turned into a bash MLC that he felt was an attack on his baby mama? So why did Mafia Life Chris start this thread for? Are we allowed to insult him and make fun of him here? Is the expaectation of MLC that this thread going to go well where the last one didn't. Would it have made some sort of sense to NOT restart trouble unless MLC is looking for an internat fight. Maybe I'm not getting something here.

Joe, you see it all. Crystal clear.

[Sinestro]

Clarification: Frenchy's kid isn't his.

Does it matter?

[Serpico1103]

I'm a little confused here please bear with me wasn't there a 35 page thread to support ChristopherRobert that turned into a bash MLC that he felt was an attack on his baby mama? So why did Mafia Life Chris start this thread for? Are we allowed to insult him and make fun of him here? Is the expaectation of MLC that this thread going to go well where the last one didn't. Would it have made some sort of sense to NOT restart trouble unless MLC is looking for an internat fight. Maybe I'm not getting something here.

What you are getting, is a lot of red dots under your words. I hope you redress the patients before they wake up.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Does it matter?

Well, technically, a "baby mama" is someone you have a kid with. I think if Chris started reproducing the world would become a terrible, terrible place.

[Snoogans]

Well, technically, a "baby mama" is someone you have a kid with. I think if Chris started reproducing the world would become a terrible, terrible place.

on the internet. Otherwise, no one would be outside

[drjoek]

I was just letting people know that I support Mafialife Chris. I figured since there was a Christopher Roberts thread, and my username was changed back to MLC, that I would start the new one.

Let's fucking rock!



I've tried to not pass judgement until now but really are you this stupid? Playing an act? Or just looking for trouble?

[spoon]

Something is bothering you bo, let it out.

Tell me how you feel.

http://www.whosyourchampion.com/pix/ChampionPrimary/images/349.jpg

"Well.....A little sore, tired...."

[Tenbatsuzen]

Eli just called me Marty.

[mikeyboy]

"all"?

Demands?

Huh?

Sorry, guess ya had to go to law school to understand that.

Well, I understood it, but I did go to law school. Who knew that Message Board Comprehension course would come in handy?

[ToiletCrusher]

You need law school to understand "all" ?

Fuck, all you need is the newest edition of webster's!

[spoon]

I was just asking.

Keep hanging on every word. I know who to go to if I have any questions about anything.


Ron?!


Oh, I get it. your one of those ppl who think the rapest shouldve dressed more conservatively. She asked for it huh?






Again with that analogy. Yawn.


Let's fucking rock!

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ROADTRIP!

[DiabloSammich]

You need law school to understand "all" ?

Fuck, all you need is the newest edition of webster's!



Shit, and here I am with last year's.

No wonder I don't know what the hell's going on.


"All". What kind of insanity is that? Who makes up these words?

[drjoek]

What you are getting, is a lot of red dots under your words. I hope you redress the patients before they wake up.

Im not trying to be a prick but I don't understand your zing there
Sorry

[ToiletCrusher]

Shit, and here I am with last year's.

No wonder I don't know what the hell's going on.


"All". What kind of insanity is that? Who makes up these words?


I feel your pain. I just wish there was a dictionary with acronyms.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Well, I understood it, but I did go to law school. Who knew that Message Board Comprehension course would come in handy?

Was that a one or three credit course?

[Serpico1103]

Oh, I get it. your one of those ppl who think the rapest shouldve dressed more conservatively. She asked for it huh?



I think how the rapist dresses is irrelevant. Nevertheless, I would think matching sneakers and hat, with baggy pants hung low, and maybe some gold teeth is conservative enough for a rapist.

[styckx]

Oh sorry I thought I was visiting a ronfez.net thread, it seems I have accidentally stumbled upon FBA's mantown from over a year ago.. Sorry, proceed w/ your faggotry.

[Mafialife Chris]

again, not hanging on your every word. i couldnt tell you what most of your posts said. but i do remember that you keep making the same threats over and over. your repetition makes it memorable.

you've also repeated your "rapest" gets blamed for wearing slutty clothes line a few thousand times this week. and where did you get the idea that im 'one of those people'?

it was the currently part that made it a threat. you need me to explain that?

READY! TO! ROCK!!! (how exactly do we do that on a message board?)

Well, if 'rocking' is a state of mind, you can do that anywhere. I guess it all depends on how you define 'let's rock', since there really isnt a true definition. I know people to say that for many reasons.

In this case, it would just be me ready to continue this until dinner is ready. I am enjoying myself.

And, I figure you to be smart enough to understand the rape comment thing. But, I'll just break it down for you.

You think that since I posted a self promoting thread that I was looking for trouble. But I wasnt. Just because the majority of people have no self control to be cool, that doesnt mean I was asking for it.

Perhaps you think that because in the past that sort of thread created that same reaction, and I should expect it. That doesnt make sense to me, because I still feel the responsability to be 'cool, mean, nasty, nice, or anything is with the individual posting.

You may think I provoked something, but I do not. And the ppl are still being assholes (NOT those who are just busting balls with me looking to laugh with me about what I said on the show).

Funny how you blamed me though.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I think how the rapist dresses is irrelevant. Nevertheless, I would think matching sneakers and hat, with baggy pants hung low, and maybe some gold teeth is conservative enough for a rapist.

Don't forget the gloves and condom. Don't want to leave behind any of that pesky DNA.

/perfect crime


//spiderman by the safe

///giant mosquito

[angrymissy]

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.

For christs fucking sake.

I can't take it anymore.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/111508160.html

lose - the opposite of win, to misplace something, ONE FUCKING O
loose - the opposite of tight, your mother/wife/sister, TWO FUCKING O's
how can so many people get these two confused? IDIOTS

your - a possessive, similar to mine, his, her as in "your loose slut of a sister loses her mind every time she gets railroaded by your whole inbred, shitbag excuse of a family", NO FUCKING APOSTROPHE
you're - a contraction of "you are", as in "you're a dipshit", A FUCKING APOSTROPHE

its - another possessive, similar to your, NO FUCKING APOSTROPHE
it's - a contraction of "it is", as in 'it's fucking simple', A FUCKING APOSTROPHE

Need a trick? Fine - when using it's or you're, expand the contraction. If "you're head is full of shit" becomes "you are head is full of shit" and doesn't make any sense (maybe it will to you because you're a fucking idiot), then you are using the wrong word. Queef.

to - a preposition, as in "turn to the right" or "it's time to go back to school", ONE FUCKING O
too - an adverb (know what that is?), synonymous with "also", "as well" as in "Really? I went to college too. I actually read a FUCKING BOOK." It can also be used to mean "to a regrettable degree" as in "It's too late for you, moron", TWO FUCKING O's
two - a number, it comes after one

there - an adverb, similar to here as in "your tiny bus is over there"
their - yet another possessive, similar to your as in "it's not their fault that you're a fucking retard. It's YOUR fault."
they're - a contraction of "they are" as in "they're not responsible for your complete ignorance of YOUR OWN FUCKING LANGUAGE. READ A BOOK!!"

IT'S NOT FUCKING HARD, DOUCHE BAGS.

By the way, grammar is spelled with TWO FUCKING A's. So next time you want to flame someone for bad "grammer", at least spell it right.

[3Setsof10]

God, this guy Chris is such an attention starved, clueless, deluded, fawning, sycophantic, insecure, bottom feeding, cowardly, desperate fucking mess.

You're not even white trash, and your threats are almost as laughable as your "witty" attempts to backpedal from them.

Shut the fuck up already

[Tenbatsuzen]

Well, if 'rocking' is a state of mind, you can do that anywhere. I guess it all depends on how you define 'let's rock', since there really isnt a true definition. I know people to say that for many reasons.

In this case, it would just be me ready to continue this until dinner is ready. I am enjoying myself.

And, I figure you to be smart enough to understand the rape comment thing. But, I'll just break it down for you.

You think that since I posted a self promoting thread that I was looking for trouble. But I wasnt. Just because the majority of people have no self control to be cool, that doesnt mean I was asking for it.

Perhaps you think that because in the past that sort of thread created that same reaction, and I should expect it. That doesnt make sense to me, because I still feel the responsability to be 'cool, mean, nasty, nice, or anything is with the individual posting.

You may think I provoked something, but I do not. And the ppl are still being assholes (NOT those who are just busting balls with me looking to laugh with me about what I said on the show).

Funny how you blamed me though.

God, Chris, you really like talking about rape, don't you?

It's not just that you're fucking up your analogies and metaphors, they don't even make any sense.

[Friday]

ack!
why is this happening again?

:wacko:

[Mafialife Chris]

Joe, you see it all. Crystal clear.

He is close, but he is missing a few important points.

[Tenbatsuzen]

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.

For christs fucking sake.

I can't take it anymore.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/111508160.html

Missy and the wife should wearing matching Grammar Nazi outfits.

[Caseyelan]

I'm still worried about those obese penguins

I think sink and spoon are in love.


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3276/2607708612_701a07297f_m.jpg

[hammersavage]

From the hands of GVac and the brain of myself, I made an official sticker to support Chris.


http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d16/TheQuestion202/GayDon.jpg

Let your pride show!!!

[Serpico1103]

From Urban Dictionary. I couldn't resist:

1. rapest

(n.) Someone who enjoys raping the english language with poor spelling.

[spoon]

Those asian kids are pretty fucking smart, dude. They do math and shit in the womb.

I can't tell you how many times I've laughed hard today. Let's just hope someone isn't stalking me ready to pounce and stroke me off.

[3Setsof10]

ack!
why is this happening again?

:wacko:

See Post #81

[Tenbatsuzen]

He is close, but he is missing a few important points.

Right, he didn't say you're a whiny bitch with zero intelligence. He was just too nice to say it.

[paulisded]

Well, if 'rocking' is a state of mind, you can do that anywhere. I guess it all depends on how you define 'let's rock', since there really isnt a true definition. I know people to say that for many reasons.


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[Serpico1103]

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.

For christs fucking sake.

I can't take it anymore.


When will obnoxiously loud slurring exceed your limits? Just asking.

[angrymissy]

I think sink and spoon are in love.


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3276/2607708612_701a07297f_m.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3209/2368597065_237f897644_o.jpg

[mikeyboy]

Well, if 'rocking' is a state of mind, you can do that anywhere. I guess it all depends on how you define 'let's rock', since there really isnt a true definition. I know people to say that for many reasons.

In this case, it would just be me ready to continue this until dinner is ready. I am enjoying myself.

And, I figure you to be smart enough to understand the rape comment thing. But, I'll just break it down for you.

You think that since I posted a self promoting thread that I was looking for trouble. But I wasnt. Just because the majority of people have no self control to be cool, that doesnt mean I was asking for it.

Perhaps you think that because in the past that sort of thread created that same reaction, and I should expect it. That doesnt make sense to me, because I still feel the responsability to be 'cool, mean, nasty, nice, or anything is with the individual posting.

You may think I provoked something, but I do not. And the ppl are still being assholes (NOT those who are just busting balls with me looking to laugh with me about what I said on the show).

Funny how you blamed me though.

Well, this couldn't be more wrong. This may be one of the worst, most attention-whorish threads I've ever seen. You can't start a thread this stupid and expect people not to pile on. This isn't even about you. If anyone on this board started a thread like this begging for attention, they would be in the barrel as well. Hell, if I started a thread like this, and people didn't pile on me for it, I would assume I had a terminal disease and everyone knew but me.

Also, ball busting and abuse on a message board does not equal rape. That may be the worst analogy ever.

[Mafialife Chris]

God, Chris, you really like talking about rape, don't you?

It's not just that you're fucking up your analogies and metaphors, they don't even make any sense.

They make perfect sense. Posting a thread about yourself is not provoking anything. It is still others job to choose if they want to be assholes or not.

Me being an attention whore, has nothing to do with if you decide to be an asshole or not.

Im happy being an attention whore for my businesses, and you need to be happy being an asshole, thats all.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'd really like to see MossadLifeShlomo.

[Mafialife Chris]

Well, this couldn't be more wrong. This may be one of the worst, most attention-whorish threads I've ever seen. You can't start a thread this stupid and expect people not to pile on. This isn't even about you. If anyone on this board started a thread like this begging for attention, they would be in the barrel as well. Hell, if I started a thread like this, and people didn't pile on me for it, I would assume I had a terminal disease and everyone knew but me.

Also, ball busting and abuse on a message board does not equal rape. That may be the worst analogy ever.

It is the same mentality. Your taking the responibility away from the people who deserve it.

Thats the only point of that analogy I was making. And it not the worst, it is dead on!

[Sinestro]

Can we just lock this thread and put it out of it's misery?

[paulisded]

It is the same mentality. Your taking the responibility away from the people who deserve it.

Thats the only point of that analogy I was making. And it not the worst, it is dead on!

I don't know, Chris. With very, very few exceptions, I don't think you can in any way compare what happens on a message board to rape.

But you are right in one respect - one can always ROCK ON! anywhere at any time.

[spoon]

Just because the majority of people have no self control to be cool, that doesnt mean I was asking for it.



What!?!

Control your.....strike that....Control you're cool bitch! Hot side hot, cool side cool.

[Mafialife Chris]

What you guys don't realize is..... you got this all wrong. I can give 1 shit that your piling on. Obviously!

I encouraged this shit to prove a point. Your right. I posted this myself (and there will be more).

Your a fucking asshole if you treat someone with dissrespect. Regardless if you felt he 'provoked' it or not. YOUR the asshole!

I am the attention whore, self promoter of my businesses. YOU are the ASSHOLE.

As long as we are clear on that, I am feeling great about these threads. I know who my friends are. You act like im campaignng for more friends.

[3Setsof10]

They make perfect sense. Posting a thread about yourself is not provoking anything. It is still others job to choose if they want to be assholes or not.

Me being an attention whore, has nothing to do with if you decide to be an asshole or not.

Im happy being an attention whore for my businesses, and you need to be happy being an asshole, thats all.

You might be one of the stupidest people walking the Earth. No wonder you gravitate to the needy and pill popping, you sorry enabling twat.

Can we just lock this thread and put it out of it's misery?

Why? He asked for this- and even equates it to rape. His cluelessness knows no bounds.

[biozombie]

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Almost as gay as Christopher Robertson or whatever the fuck that guys name was.

[mikeyboy]

It is the same mentality. Your taking the responibility away from the people who deserve it.

Thats the only point of that analogy I was making. And it not the worst, it is dead on!

No.
No.
No.

If you do something stupid, expect people to laugh at you. This thread is stupid. If you weren't trolling for a reaction with this thread, then you really have no understanding of the internet. On the other hand, rape is a violent attack that is never justified. How you can equate rape and your situation is mind boggling.

You could fit in here if you wanted to. Sure, it would take some time, and there would be some who would never accept you based on past behavior, but you could fit in. You're not even trying to. This is perhaps the most transparent attempt I've ever seen to stir the pot.

[disneyspy]

i'll see your 1 shit and raise you 3 shits

[3Setsof10]

What you guys don't realize is..... you got this all wrong. I can give 1 shit that your piling on. Obviously!

I encouraged this shit to prove a point. Your right. I posted this myself (and there will be more).

Your a fucking asshole if you treat someone with dissrespect. Regardless if you felt he 'provoked' it or not. YOUR the asshole!

I am the attention whore, self promoter of my businesses. YOU are the ASSHOLE.

As long as we are clear on that, I am feeling great about these threads. I know who my friends are. You act like im campaignng for more friends.

This would be more convincing if you were actually intelligent enough to pull it off.

You're not.

You've spent almost three pages arguing with people so they know that this REALLY doesn't bother you at all one bit. You're either that stupid or that deluded. I vote for both.

Your business isn't feeding anyone, and you're not making a living off of it, so can the bullshit.

[spoon]

I think sink and spoon are in love.


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3276/2607708612_701a07297f_m.jpg

Problem is, I keep missing the hole as you can see! However, I give him credit for stopping my stroking advances as opposed to arching the old back and thrusting!

[ToiletCrusher]

No.
No.
No.

If you do something stupid, expect people to laugh at you. This thread is stupid. If you weren't trolling for a reaction with this thread, then you really have no understanding of the internet. On the other hand, rape is a violent attack that is never justified. How you can equate rape and your situation is mind boggling.

You could fit in here if you wanted to. Sure, it would take some time, and there would be some who would never accept you based on past behavior, but you could fit in. You're not even trying to. This is perhaps the most transparent attempt I've ever seen to stir the pot.


You keep your law mind out of this! This place has no openings for logical thinking!

[hammersavage]

This is like how my parents used to fight.

[ToiletCrusher]

This is like how my parents used to fight.

And still do I imagine! Join in or jump ship!

[3Setsof10]

He's really great, actually

"I really don't give a shit. Obviously. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT????"

That should sum up his last 10 posts or so.

[DiabloSammich]

This is like how my parents used to fight.




By slapping their cocks together?

I don't get it.

[hammersavage]

By slapping their cocks together?

I don't get it.

More or less.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Your business isn't feeding anyone

He and his chick look pretty well-fed to me.

[spoon]

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NIGHT RANGER ! YAH!

I bet they'd like to go camping with Chris too.

[dumb douchebag]

They make perfect sense. Posting a thread about yourself is not provoking anything. It is still others job to choose if they want to be assholes or not.

Me being an attention whore, has nothing to do with if you decide to be an asshole or not.

Im happy being an attention whore for my businesses, and you need to be happy being an asshole, thats all.

this thread has NOTHING to do with you being an attention whore for your business. it has NOTHING to do with your business. this thread is about you being an attention seeking whore for YOURSELF. it's what you always do. you start a stupid thread generally screaming "hey everybody! look at me! look at me!". then, when you deservedly get piled on for it, you scream that everyone else is being an asshole toward you - when in fact, its usually you who is the asshole.

it's never you who brings it on himself, always everyone else doing it to poor chris.

What you guys don't realize is..... you got this all wrong. I can give 1 shit that your piling on. Obviously!

then why do you constantly fucking cry about it?

[Friday]

More or less.

this admission is useless without pictures

[3Setsof10]

He and his chick look pretty well-fed to me.

YOU LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS

Because, you know, this really really really doesn't bother him

[hammersavage]

this admission is useless without pictures

Maybe if this hits page 12.

[mikeyboy]

What you guys don't realize is..... you got this all wrong. I can give 1 shit that your piling on. Obviously!

I encouraged this shit to prove a point. Your right. I posted this myself (and there will be more).

Your a fucking asshole if you treat someone with dissrespect. Regardless if you felt he 'provoked' it or not. YOUR the asshole!

I am the attention whore, self promoter of my businesses. YOU are the ASSHOLE.

As long as we are clear on that, I am feeling great about these threads. I know who my friends are. You act like im campaignng for more friends.

Are you fucking kidding me? What bullshit. The mods and I are trying to keep order in this place and you pull this bullshit move to encourage exactly the kind of garbage you're on my back to control. Yay, you proved a point. You can start fights just by posting like a tool. Fan-fucking-tastic.

The fact that I need to remind people now to ease off on the personal attacks and to stay away from the stuff from Frenchy pisses me the fuck off. It would be a whole lot easier if you weren't intentionally being the heel.

Just be cool. That's it. Be cool. You have yet to just post on this board like a normal person. Try it. You might be surprised.

One more thing...

NOTHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU ON A MESSAGE BOARD CAN BE EQUATED WITH RAPE.

[Caseyelan]

http://graphics.stanford.edu/~lucasp/pictures/italy/sink/spoon1.jpg


SOMEONE IS GETTING EXCITED!

[Friday]

this thread has NOTHING to do with you being an attention whore for your business. it has NOTHING to do with your business. this thread is about you being an attention seeking whore for YOURSELF. it's what you always do. you start a stupid thread generally screaming "hey everybody! look at me! look at me!". then, when you deservedly get piled on for it, you scream that everyone else is being an asshole toward you - when in fact, its usually you who is the asshole.

it's never you who brings it on himself, always everyone else doing it to poor chris.



then why do you constantly fucking cry about it?

hey! you're new! :bye:








waitaminute!! No you're not!! :ohmy:

[3Setsof10]

this thread has NOTHING to do with you being an attention whore for your business. it has NOTHING to do with your business. this thread is about you being an attention seeking whore for YOURSELF. it's what you always do. you start a stupid thread generally screaming "hey everybody! look at me! look at me!". then, when you deservedly get piled on for it, you scream that everyone else is being an asshole toward you - when in fact, its usually you who is the asshole.

it's never you who brings it on himself, always everyone else doing it to poor chris.



then why do you constantly fucking cry about it?

DD gets it

[hammersavage]

NOTHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU ON A MESSAGE BOARD CAN BE EQUATED WITH RAPE.

You haven't watched Snoogans tips then.

[spoon]

It is the same mentality. Your taking the responibility away from the people who deserve it.

Thats the only point of that analogy I was making. And it not the worst, it is dead on!

So giving you what you want, attention and ball busting is the equivalent of raping a scantily clad woman. Thanks got it.

[3Setsof10]

http://graphics.stanford.edu/~lucasp/pictures/italy/sink/spoon1.jpg


SOMEONE IS GETTING EXCITED!

PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU FUCKING WHORE

[SinFiction]

What a fucking attention whore.

[paulisded]

So giving you what you want, attention and ball busting is the equivalent of raping a scantily clad woman. Thanks got it.

When can we get the pics of scantily clad women? I've been waiting for them ever since the dumb analogy was first posted.

[Friday]

Just be cool. That's it. Be cool. You have yet to just post on this board like a normal person. Try it. You might be surprised.



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[3Setsof10]

What a fucking attention whore.

I believe post 81 summed this up as well.

What up, Sin. I feel like we're watching a stupid, fat, monkey jump around its cage

[Mafialife Chris]

This would be more convincing if you were actually intelligent enough to pull it off.

You're not.

Oh but I am.

You've spent almost three pages arguing with people so they know that this REALLY doesn't bother you at all one bit. You're either that stupid or that deluded. I vote for both.

Again, if I was arguing, then we are all arguing. I don't really consider it that. I was sharing my insights on some, and proving points on others. Many and most of them I was just going along with the bit having lots of fun.

I don't expect you to know me though, because you'd much rather be the guy who got under my skin. Why would I be scared to admit it? I admitted it when other comments were being said about my loved ones, so why wuoldnt I admit it now? It really doesnt bother me.

I guess I have to do alot more to show you how much it doesnt bother me.

Your business isn't feeding anyone, and you're not making a living off of it, so can the bullshit.


You could not be so wrong. approx 1000 accounts paying 15.00 every 90 days. You do the math. And thats only 1 game. I have 3.

The cigar business is booming too. All the comments about them being dry make ppl want to try them even more. Thank god I give away free samples to people who email us.

Well, do your math on Magazine distribution, because obviously that business does well, or we couldnt put out 3 issues, and have Frank Vincent, Armand Assante and many more on the covers in the future.

Again, be lucky I answered you. I am afraid of NOTHING! I put it all out there for you to know if you ask.

And I enjoy every minute of it.

[spoon]

What you guys don't realize is..... you got this all wrong. I can give 1 shit that your piling on. Obviously!

I encouraged this shit to prove a point. Your right. I posted this myself (and there will be more).

Your a fucking asshole if you treat someone with dissrespect. Regardless if you felt he 'provoked' it or not. YOUR the asshole!

I am the attention whore, self promoter of my businesses. YOU are the ASSHOLE.

As long as we are clear on that, I am feeling great about these threads. I know who my friends are. You act like im campaignng for more friends.

Perhaps he's getting closer to figuring this all out. If he studies the "your" and "YOU are" parts in the last three sentences, he may just get a sticker on his post next time.

[spoon]

You might be one of the stupidest people walking the Earth. No wonder you gravitate to the needy and pill popping, you sorry enabling twat.



Why? He asked for this- and even equates it to rape. His cluelessness knows no bounds.

This guy has moxie!

[Caseyelan]

What a fucking attention whore.

You forgot the "you are" at the end. Kthanx.

[Judge Smails]

You forgot the "your" at the end. Kthanx.

Fixed

[brettmojo]

We need a Unity Party!
Who isn't for unity? I sure am.

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/2356/brettpartyuv2.jpg

[3Setsof10]

Oh but I am.



Again, if I was arguing, then we are all arguing. I don't really consider it that. I was sharing my insights on some, and proving points on others. Many and most of them I was just going along with the bit having lots of fun.

I don't expect you to know me though, because you'd much rather be the guy who got under my skin. Why would I be scared to admit it? I admitted it when other comments were being said about my loved ones, so why wuoldnt I admit it now? It really doesnt bother me.

I guess I have to do alot more to show you how much it doesnt bother me.




You could not be so wrong. approx 1000 accounts paying 15.00 every 90 days. You do the math. And thats only 1 game. I have 3.

The cigar business is booming too. All the comments about them being dry make ppl want to try them even more. Thank god I give away free samples to people who email us.

Well, do your math on Magazine distribution, because obviously that business does well, or we couldnt put out 3 issues, and have Frank Vincent, Armand Assante and many more on the covers in the future.

Again, be lucky I answered you. I am afraid of NOTHING! I put it all out there for you to know if you ask.

And I enjoy every minute of it.

Writing excessively doesn't distract from your obvious stupidity.

Frank Vincent and Armand Assante would attend the opening of a tuna can at this stage of their careers, so that's not a real coup there, enabler.

Christ, twice in one post with the ridiculous and transparent denials.

Stop attention whoring. No one here likes you, no one here buys your worthless shit, and you look like Curly after he's been dead six months.

You are a mess and you drag down everyone in your vicinity. There's your "legacy" you low life bottom feeding loser. Congratulations.

[angrymissy]

http://graphics.stanford.edu/~lucasp/pictures/italy/sink/spoon1.jpg


SOMEONE IS GETTING EXCITED!

HOT!!!

[spoon]

Are you fucking kidding me? What bullshit. The mods and I are trying to keep order in this place and you pull this bullshit move to encourage exactly the kind of garbage you're on my back to control. Yay, you proved a point. You can start fights just by posting like a tool. Fan-fucking-tastic.

The fact that I need to remind people now to ease off on the personal attacks and to stay away from the stuff from Frenchy pisses me the fuck off. It would be a whole lot easier if you weren't intentionally being the heel.

Just be cool. That's it. Be cool. You have yet to just post on this board like a normal person. Try it. You might be surprised.

One more thing...

NOTHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU ON A MESSAGE BOARD CAN BE EQUATED WITH RAPE.

I'm LOVING the new and improved Mikeyboy!

[Towelie]

http://i43.tinypic.com/144b53q.jpg

[JesseFromCanada]

k this is my first post ever but i had to say something after reading this
Chris you are the Dumbest Man Alive who is not diagnosed for some sort of mental retardation. If you didnt go on the air making threats and whoring your awful sites every time you have been on the show maybe you would be more well liked. Also learn to go with a bit if Ron is making fun of your cigars the correct response is never to go into a monologue about how you go to the dominican republic and watch people roll them.

[spoon]

He and his chick look pretty well-fed to me.

So bad but yet so good. Mafia or French foie gras anyone?!

[Mafialife Chris]

Are you fucking kidding me? What bullshit. The mods and I are trying to keep order in this place and you pull this bullshit move to encourage exactly the kind of garbage you're on my back to control. Yay, you proved a point. You can start fights just by posting like a tool. Fan-fucking-tastic.

The fact that I need to remind people now to ease off on the personal attacks and to stay away from the stuff from Frenchy pisses me the fuck off. It would be a whole lot easier if you weren't intentionally being the heel.

Just be cool. That's it. Be cool. You have yet to just post on this board like a normal person. Try it. You might be surprised.

One more thing...

NOTHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU ON A MESSAGE BOARD CAN BE EQUATED WITH RAPE.

So to you, since I posted a "hey look at me, im an attention whore" thread, that warrented a pile on, correct? Or better yet, it provoked ppl to say bad things about my girlfriend's personal struggles with addiction, or weight problems?

Help me understand.

[mikeyboy]

This thread was a bad idea to begin with, and no good has come from it. Locking down.

Fuck you, Towelie, for making me laugh.

[mikeyboy]

So to you, since I posted a "hey look at me, im an attention whore" thread, that warrented a pile on, correct? Or better yet, it provoked ppl to say bad things about my girlfriend's personal struggles with addiction, or weight problems?

Help me understand.

I didn't see this post until just now, so I will respond.

Did your attention whore thread warrant a pile-on? To an extent, yes. You know better than this, and you knew this would happen. I would expect a similar reaction to anyone who posted something similar. We don't allow personal attacks, but you're going to spend some time in the barrel if you make yourself look like an idiot.

Also, no one said anything about Frenchy's personal struggles. One person said something about her weight, and I am dealing with that person off the board.