Areas of the country?

[ToiletCrusher]

In Buffalo, I'm not close enough to the north east (or am I??).


What is the midwest?

What is Great lakes (I imagine I fall into that)?

What is upper midwest?

What is Plains?

What is Rockies area?

What is West?

South west?

Pacific north west?


Where do you fall??

[Snoogans]

In Buffalo, I'm not close enough to the north east (or am I??).


What is the midwest?

What is Great lakes (I imagine I fall into that)?

What is upper midwest?

What is Plains?

What is Rockies area?

What is West?

South west?

Pacific north west?


Where do you fall??

everything on the east coast below old bridge nj is south east, if you arent texas and dont border and ocean or fall into the south east, you are midwest. INCLUDING PA


Otherwise you are north east or west coast

[biozombie]

no wonder most of the people here have stupid sounding accents.

[boosterp]

Geographically Texas is considered the south west. I am proud to be a south western American.

[yojimbo7248]

The Pacific Northwest's southern border is San Francisco (the capital too). Northern Border is Vancouver, BC. Eastern border is the Cascade mountain range and western border is Pacific Ocean.

Didn't get the question at first. That's where I grew up but I'm now in Brooklyn.

[MacVittie]

is The Finger Lakes too local or would most people know where I'm talking about?

[ToiletCrusher]

is The Finger Lakes too local or would most people know where I'm talking about?

I gotcha. Cayuga or Seneca? Or some other little lake?

[yojimbo7248]

is The Finger Lakes too local or would most people know where I'm talking about?

I think most people would know what you are talking about.

[Judge Smails]

everything on the east coast below old bridge nj is south east

Thank Christ! I'm in East Brunswick, the next town north of Old Bridge. Whew, I just fucking made it. I was afraid I was going to have to find a Monster Truck rally to go to this weekend or call in the show tomorrow and drop the N-bomb. I don't even have a sister to fuck or anything.

[dreg]

I'm in Western PA and I don't consider it Northeast, Great Lakes region or Eastern Coast. It's more like the Appalachian Mountains region or the Allegheny Plateau.

[ToiletCrusher]

We need MLC to spice this thread up.

[weekapaugjz]

We need MLC to spice this thread up.

No we don't.

[Judge Smails]

No we don't.

I think your wrong about that.

[Snoogans]

Thank Christ! I'm in East Brunswick, the next town north of Old Bridge. Whew, I just fucking made it. I was afraid I was going to have to find a Monster Truck rally to go to this weekend or call in the show tomorrow and drop the N-bomb. I don't even have a sister to fuck or anything.

smile wide bro. You just made it. Come enjoy culture

[Hottub]

4 out of the 5 boroughs.
Bergen, Hudson, Union, Westchester, Nassau,


That's it.

[jauble]

everything on the east coast below old bridge nj is south east, if you arent texas and dont border and ocean or fall into the south east, you are midwest. INCLUDING PA


Otherwise you are north east or west coast

thats dumb

[epo]

thats dumb

Don't worry, these savages are just jealous of us pure mid-westerners.

[razorboy]

everything on the east coast below old bridge nj is south east, if you arent texas and dont border and ocean or fall into the south east, you are midwest. INCLUDING PA


Otherwise you are north east or west coast

I disagree. Florida (outside of the panhandle, perhaps) isn't generally considered the south east either by others in the south eastern area or by those in Florida. Even those who consider themselves "southerners" and those in Florida tend to draw a distinction between the two. Florida below the panhandle area is one of those weird entities unto itself.

[underdog]

I made this map. I hope it helps.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3439/3251752713_1743b54700_o.jpg

[Reynolds]

I disagree. Florida (outside of the panhandle, perhaps) isn't generally considered the south east either by others in the south eastern area or by those in Florida. Even those who consider themselves "southerners" and those in Florida tend to draw a distinction between the two. Florida below the panhandle area is one of those weird entities unto itself.

That's only because we're so fucking far south that it's impossible to go anywhere except to other places in Florida.

Lived here for 4 years, and I feel pretty much halfway surrounded by southerners. Only difference is the other half are transplants / mexicans.

[PapaBear]

I disagree. Florida (outside of the panhandle, perhaps) isn't generally considered the south east either by others in the south eastern area or by those in Florida. Even those who consider themselves "southerners" and those in Florida tend to draw a distinction between the two. Florida below the panhandle area is one of those weird entities unto itself.
Giving an entire region to one state? No way.

I usually call where I live South East, but I'm still conflicted. We're totally different than SC, GA, Tenn, etc.. To me, they're just South. I'm also confused about the regions within my own state. I'm not Northern Virginia, yet I'm further north than Northern Virginia is.

[Judge Smails]

I made this map. I hope it helps.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3439/3251752713_1743b54700_o.jpg

Where be the dragons?

[underdog]

Where be the dragons?

Vacationing in Costa Rica.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

You mean to tell me there is some stuff outside the New York/Metro area? Weird. I guess that's where hayseeds come from.

[TooLowBrow]

I made this map. I hope it helps.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3439/3251752713_1743b54700_o.jpg

this should be the new map of north america

[MacVittie]

I gotcha. Cayuga or Seneca? Or some other little lake?

Cayuga.

(pronounced "Q - guh", not "kai - you -guh")

[Picasso Intern]

if you arent texas and dont border and ocean or fall into the south east, you are midwest. INCLUDING PA

No. Just ask Steve C, Pennsylvania is part of Foundry.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine_Nations_of_North_America

[skyscraper]

everything on the east coast below old bridge nj is south east, if you arent texas and dont border and ocean or fall into the south east, you are midwest. INCLUDING PA


how random.
Philadelphia is not the midwest or the southeast. we are in the northeast, thanks.

[Snoogans]

No. Just ask Steve C, Pennsylvania is part of Foundry.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine_Nations_of_North_America

I wondered why my heart got heavy and my blood turned cold. This map just turned me into something that I just cant control

[Snoogans]

along the lines of underdog, ive made a map of the US as what I consider (meaning the correct way) to be the areas of the country:

edit: What the fuck
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery/data//500/thumbs/US_map.png

[Snoogans]

for some reason it wont show up big. Fuck

I even put epo's house on it

[boosterp]

No. Just ask Steve C, Pennsylvania is part of Foundry.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine_Nations_of_North_America

The fag who wrote the book that led to the map on that Wikipedia page should have his writing hand broken and his computer checked for kiddie porn.

[Snoogans]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4812

hopefully you can all see that

[boosterp]

for some reason it wont show up big. Fuck

I even put epo's house on it

I want to see it!

[Snoogans]

I want to see it!

that last one should be good. Notice where epo is around wisconsin, part of canada section

[boosterp]

that last one should be good. Notice where epo is around wisconsin, part of canada section

We posted at nearly the same time, I see it now. I will ask teachers here to begin using it in Geography class.

[Snoogans]

We posted at nearly the same time, I see it now. I will ask teachers here to begin using it in Geography class.

ill try to get the kids better copies

[Snoogans]

I also made this map to help out the people in NJ who may be confused as to what part they live in:



http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4813

[Judge Smails]

I also made this map to help out the people in NJ who may be confused as to what part they live in:



http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4813

Shit! Now you've gone and put Middlesex County in the South. I guess I've got to throw out all my Giants shit and buy Eagles shit now. Is it too much to ask to get some consistency?

[Snoogans]

Shit! Now you've gone and put Middlesex County in the South. I guess I've got to throw out all my Giants shit and buy Eagles shit now. Is it too much to ask to get some consistency?

once i had it in front of me I had to review and adjust. Sorry bro. Better luck next year

[KnoxHarrington]

Kentucky was a border state in the Civil War, not actually seceding from the Union, but not exactly rallying to its cause either, and not abolishing slavery either. So there's always been this tension between north and south here.

I'd split it up this way:

East Kentucky: I'm not sure I'd say this is "the South". It's a whole other region, with West Virginia, western Virginia, western TN, western PA, and SW Ohio -- Appalachia. It's a whole different vibe than the deep South. It's hard to explain unless you've been both places, but here's where the crazy, scary hayseeds are, not the sort of plain old crackers you find in the deep South.

Going West, there's a sort of triangle that forms with Lexington/Central Kentucky, Louisville, and the Northern Kentucky suburbs of Cincinnati as its points. This part of the state is more urbanized than the rest, not as hayseed-filled (but, believe me, they're here), and much cooler, if for no other reason than there are actually bars here. But this part of the state has pretty much been pulled into the Midwest. We have more in common with a city like Indianapolis or Columbus than one like Nashville or Atlanta.

And the far Western part of the state is the only truly Southern part of the state. It is where the Deep South begins. As a happy by-product of this, Owensboro is a really great place for BBQ, up there, in its own way, with Memphis and Kansas City. Good fucking stuff.

So there you go.

[Snoogans]

its easier if you just show us a picture

[Reephdweller]

for some reason it wont show up big.




http://www.topnews.in/health/files/Pfizer-Viagra.jpg

This should take care of that

[Judge Smails]

once i had it in front of me I had to review and adjust. Sorry bro. Better luck next year

I'm originally from North Jersey, can we at least make my house like West Berlin and you guys can drop ship me supplies and not forsake me to these inbred hayseeds down here?

[Snoogans]

http://www.topnews.in/health/files/Pfizer-Viagra.jpg

This should take care of that

you could get some good money for those at the Villages

[Snoogans]

I'm originally from North Jersey, can we make at least my house like West Berlin and you guys can drop ship me supplies and not forsake me to these inbred hayseeds down here?

there is no DMZ in Jersey. And NO CENTRAL BULLSHIT EITHER. You can call youself some sort of NJ diplomat if that helps you sleep in the humid, sticky south better

[Judge Smails]

there is no DMZ in Jersey. And NO CENTRAL BULLSHIT EITHER. You can call youself some sort of NJ diplomat if that helps you sleep in the humid, sticky south better

My God, my God. Why have you foresaken me? :sad:

[Philly Franko]

Funny , Born in PA...Raised in North Delaware...and the Mason Dixon Line runs through Southern delaware only about 25 to 35 miles south of me. when I travel south...they call me a damn yankee...and in Atlantic City they say I Talk with a southern sort of Accent. so who the heeellll Knows...I go to Events in Newark NJ and philly and NYC Often...never have any problems anywhere.Got Tix to Little Jimmy Norton at the Tower in Upper Darby PA..It is NOT Philly...but close Like Newark is to NYC.....thanks I feel better now. I am a Hybrid Hayseed not from this Planet.....I grew up 15 mins south of ronnie B so that must count for something....I Think his brother beat my azzzzz once come to think of it. So I was born north of Ronnie B ,and Raised South of Ronnie B,:smoke::thumbup::king::clap:.......so I was born and Raised all around greatness.

[El Mudo]

Giving an entire region to one state? No way.

I usually call where I live South East, but I'm still conflicted. We're totally different than SC, GA, Tenn, etc.. To me, they're just South. I'm also confused about the regions within my own state. I'm not Northern Virginia, yet I'm further north than Northern Virginia is.


As you know, Winchester is The Valley...traditional "Northern Virginia" is the so called "Northern Neck" where most of the blue bloods and big time plantation families are from (Washingtons, Carters, Lees, etc). Its also changed a lot with the expansion of the DC Suburbs into a really high level urban area.

You live in the Valley, and its always been more traditionally "northern" than "southern" (due to all the Germans that came into the area from Pennsylvania...its pretty much southern Pennsylvania for all intents and purposes). Where my sister used to live in Lynchburg is Southwestern Virginia, aka the place where you can find a food place and/or a church on every single corner. Its a lot like Maryland in that "northern" Maryland (Route 4 in PG and anything above it) and "southern" Maryland (Charles, Calvert counties and anything south and east of the Bay) are two ENTIRELY different areas culturally

how random.
Philadelphia is not the midwest or the southeast. we are in the northeast, thanks.



too far south to be the "northeast"...I consider the "northeast" to pretty much be Boston and New England


Philly is Baltimore except with cheese steaks instead of crab cakes...exact same place otherwise

[skyscraper]

too far south to be the "northeast"...I consider the "northeast" to pretty much be Boston and New England
I'll accept Mid-Atlantic as a compromise.



Philly is Baltimore except with cheese steaks instead of crab cakes...exact same place otherwise

mmm, no. but thanks for playing, we have some lovely parting gifts for you.

[Coach_Mac]

Iv'e lived all over so I know better but this is pretty much how America is viewed from South.

http://i725.photobucket.com/albums/ww258/MSTexan/map1.jpg

We're not sure what to think of Kentucky or Missouri

[underdog]

Iv'e lived all over so I know better but this is pretty much how America is viewed from South.

http://i725.photobucket.com/albums/ww258/MSTexan/map1.jpg

Utah are hippies? Idaho and Montana are Yankees? Your map makes no sense.

We're not sure what to think of Kentucky or Missouri

No one ever thinks of them.

[disneyspy]

thanks to these maps i've noticed NJ looks like a turd that came out of the ass end of pennsylvania

[razorboy]

thanks to these maps i've noticed NJ looks like a turd that came out of the ass end of pennsylvania

It smells about the same.

[Coach_Mac]

Utah are hippies? Idaho and Montana are Yankees? Your map makes no sense.





Exactly.

[west milly Tom]

thanks to these maps i've noticed NJ looks like a turd that came out of the ass end of pennsylvania



I couldn't hate someone more than you.

[ToiletCrusher]

I think all the maps speak for themselves. The nation is better divided!

[boosterp]

I think all the maps speak for themselves. The nation is better divided!

Good point!

[El Mudo]

I'll accept Mid-Atlantic as a compromise.




mmm, no. but thanks for playing, we have some lovely parting gifts for you.

Close geographical proximity, asshole fans, same accent,....yeah....there's nothing similar about them




Utah are hippies? Idaho and Montana are Yankees? Your map makes no sense.



No one ever thinks of them.



How is Virginia under "Yankees"? Richmond was only the Capitol for the CONFEDERATE STATES OF AMERICA!!! :blink:

[sailor]

Where be the dragons?

Vacationing in Costa Rica.

i don't know what that thing is that "costa rica" thing is, but maybe this expanded map will help you in your quest.

http://www.ilmatar.net/~np/hate/america.gif

[Snoogans]

I've amended my US Map to adjust to changing times:

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4814

[boosterp]

i don't know what that thing is that "costa rica" thing is, but maybe this expanded map will help you in your quest.

http://www.ilmatar.net/~np/hate/america.gif

Now my favorite map.

[hammersavage]

I've amended my US Map to adjust to changing times:

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4814

Now my favorite map.

[disneyspy]

Now my favorite map.

cuz thats the area where everybody talks faggy and shit?

[hammersavage]

cuz thats the area where everybody talks faggy and shit?

Is your grammar getting better or is it just me?

[sailor]

http://www.thesabre.com/sabremail/images/majestic_mapp001b.jpg
now my favorite mapp.

[disneyspy]

Is your grammar getting better or is it just me?

i usta post inna code that only misti could decipher,i hadda dumb it down cuz i got tired of waitin on her to translate

[Furtherman]

everything on the east coast below old bridge nj is south east, if you arent texas and dont border and ocean or fall into the south east, you are midwest. INCLUDING PA

PA? Midwest? Crazy talk.

how random.
Philadelphia is not the midwest or the southeast. we are in the northeast, thanks.

Geographically, yes. But Philly is so close to the Mason Dixon line, it's almost South.

I don't know about Western PA. I'd say I'd agree with dreg, who said:

It's more like the Appalachian Mountains region or the Allegheny Plateau.


I want a Snoogans Atlas. His maps rule.

[Fezticle98]

I am in the Mid-Atlantic.

More generally, I'm on the Beast Coast, as Ron would say.

[ozzie]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4815

[Coach_Mac]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4815

I almost made that map because it's the best map of all.

[boosterp]

I almost made that map because it's the best map of all.

Does almost count as anything?

[ozzie]

I almost made that map because it's the best map of all.

Electoral votes should be based on Bowl victories.

[aceofspades7]

Iv'e lived all over so I know better but this is pretty much how America is viewed from South.

http://i725.photobucket.com/albums/ww258/MSTexan/map1.jpg

We're not sure what to think of Kentucky or Missouri

this is great - def got a chuckle out of it...

[Coach_Mac]

Does almost count as anything?

Horseshoes and Handgranades

[Snoogans]

I want a Snoogans Atlas. His maps rule.

Ill work on more maps. Maybe this weekend I'll make a Snoogans map thread where I inform people from all over what the areas are

[WampusCrandle]

Ill work on more maps. Maybe this weekend I'll make a Snoogans map thread where I inform people from all over what the areas are

that would be mighty helpful for the kids