Fast phone calls.

[Mafialife Chris]

I really dig when the show takes call after call from the callers quickly. I remember when these used to turn into some really cool comedy pyramids.

The fast impression calls today made for some good fun.

How come nobody gets that it's best to NOT introduce yourself, or say what your going to do during this bit? Just do your impression and bail.

Fun stuff!

[JerseyRich]

I really dig when the show takes call after call from the callers quickly. I remember when these used to turn into some really cool comedy pyramids.

The fast impression calls today made for some good fun.

How come nobody gets that it's best to NOT introduce yourself, or say what your going to do during this bit? Just do your impression and bail.

Fun stuff!

one word. Rubes.

[hammersavage]

Another word: Hayseeds

[KingGeno]

Drove me nuts today.

"Hi, this is Derek. I'm doing an impression of Andy Dufresne from Shawshank Redemption. (pause) Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."

[midwestjeff]

How come nobody gets that it's best to NOT introduce yourself, or say what your going to do during this bit? Just do your impression and bail.

Hey guys. How's it going?
This is midwestjeff posting.
I just wanted to give a quick answer to Chris's question.
It's similar to the previous answers.

Another word. Midwesterners.



















So, what do you think? Not bad huh?

[Hottub]

one word. Rubes.

Another word: Hayseeds


Another word. Midwesterners.

Don't forget Truckers

[mikeyboy]

Ron: Steve, you're on the air. Steve? going once.
Steve: Hey guys. How's it going.
Ron: yeah. What ya got, Steve?
Steve: DIC holder 215
soundboard: Face!
Steve: homosayswhat?
Fez: what?
Ron: I thought you were done with that.
Steve: Hey, Ron. You sound like a million bucks.
*click*

[lleeder]

Ron: Steve, you're on the air. Steve? going once.
Steve: Hey guys. How's it going.
Ron: yeah. What ya got, Steve?
Steve: DIC holder 215
soundboard: Face!
Steve: homosayswhat?
Fez: what?
Ron: I thought you were done with that.
Steve: Hey, Ron. You sound like a million bucks.
*click*

sounds perfect.

[mikeyboy]

Two words --

Count Chocula

[lleeder]

Two words --

Count Chocula

He was always quick and never said hello.

[~Katja~]

Ron: Steve, you're on the air. Steve? going once.
Steve: Hey guys. How's it going.
Ron: yeah. What ya got, Steve?
Steve: DIC holder 215
soundboard: Face!
Steve: homosayswhat?
Fez: what?
Ron: I thought you were done with that.
Steve: Hey, Ron. You sound like a million bucks.
*click*

I bet Steve had all the references written down on a note pad

[lleeder]

I bet Steve had all the references written down on a note pad

No they were taped to the visor in his truck.

[happytypinggirl]

Two words --

Count Chocula

got milk?

[drjoek]

Ron: Steve, you're on the air. Steve? going once.
Steve: Hey guys. How's it going.
Ron: yeah. What ya got, Steve?
Steve: DIC holder 215
soundboard: Face!
Steve: homosayswhat?
Fez: what?
Ron: I thought you were done with that.
Steve: Hey, Ron. You sound like a million bucks.
*click*

Ron: Dr Joe youre on the air
Dr Joe: Hi Ron hows it going?
Ron: Im going to let you go cause youre driving me fucking nuts. no offense.
:glurps:

[Hottub]

one word. Rubes.

Another word: Hayseeds



Don't forget Truckers

Orthodontists.

[paulisded]

Ron: Dr Joe youre on the air
(very long pause)
Dr Joe: Hi Ron hows it going?
Ron: Im going to let you go cause youre driving me fucking nuts. no offense.
:glurps:

Fixed.

[Mafialife Chris]

To some degree we need a few of them for the show to riff off of and make us laugh. Not too many though.

[Hottub]

No we don't.

[sink]

To some degree we need a few of them for the show to riff off of and make us laugh. Not too many though.

Well, you still call in so we got that going for us.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i posted this in the "ideas for ron" thread but when they were doing "quick imitations" most of the callers didn't get the bit and just said movie quotes in their normal voice. totally missed the point

[Don Stugots]

To some degree we need a few of them for the show to riff off of and make us laugh. Not too many though.

No we don't.

i will take 1 Dr.Cummy call if it means 5 Lleeder calls.

[Philip]

I agree with mafia life chris, when ron "lets someone go" because they can't find their way out of the introduction part of the call,....it never gets old for me, I laugh every time.

[Melk]

I agree with mafia life chris, when ron "lets someone go" because they can't find their way out of the introduction part of the call,....it never gets old for me, I laugh every time.
I have been listening since the XM show started in August of 05 (I think that's right... wow!) and I didn't realize that Ron didn't want all that preamble before the caller made his or her point.

Caller: "Big ass #### my buddies. Sorry to bug you at work. You sound like a million bucks. I've got an ichiban and a spy report. Hey Dave.... Fez, how are you."
Ron: "Had to let you go, caller."

Loads of laughs.

The callers here aren't bad, they're just different.

I'd try to join in attempts to rebuild comedy pyramids, but the show begins at 2am here.

[Slumbag]

I have been listening since the XM show started in August of 05 (I think that's right... wow!) and I didn't realize that Ron didn't want all that preamble before the caller made his or her point.

Caller: "Big ass #### my buddies. Sorry to bug you at work. You sound like a million bucks. I've got an ichiban and a spy report. Hey Dave.... Fez, how are you."
Ron: "Had to let you go, caller."

Loads of laughs.

The callers here aren't bad, they're just different.

I'd try to join in attempts to rebuild comedy pyramids, but the show begins at 2am here.

Very nice, but your forgot one thing.

"Man. Who's on the opening. That one was great".
I think by this point, we know Mooch and Pep do fantastic openers. No need for a call everyday about it