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epo
02-05-2009, 06:26 PM
Dear Oracle-

If you were offered the answers to those deep and meaningful questions of life; would you want them? You know the questions...Is there a God? Why are we here? What started the universe? How is Keith Richards not dead?

And what ramifications would the answers have?

Please help Oracle.
britneypablo
02-05-2009, 06:29 PM
I would want the answers but only for me, not for the rest of u scars on the abdomen of life....you people could not handle the burden of that kind of info, it would cause complete chaos...me on the other hand i carry the burden of infinite knowledge everyday so I could handle it
Chimee
02-05-2009, 06:30 PM
I'd take that info without hesitation regardless of the ramifications.
underdog
02-05-2009, 06:33 PM
I would want to know.

And no one would ever believe you.
Enabler
02-05-2009, 06:56 PM
Dear Oracle-

If you were offered the answers to those deep and meaningful questions of life; would you want them? You know the questions...Is there a God? Why are we here? What started the universe? How is Keith Richards not dead?

And what ramifications would the answers have?

Please help Oracle.


No cheese.
Gvac
02-05-2009, 07:57 PM
No cheese.

You are the wisest one to respond yet, Enabler. Congratulations.

And no, I would not want to know.

Those answers are not for this life, and knowing the unknowable surely would have some powerful ramifications.

Besides, I can find meaning in this life without the answers to the age old questions.
midwestjeff
02-05-2009, 08:13 PM
Yes, as long as this isn't like the other thread that involved an alien supplying the info.

Unlike young Gvac I am not willing to bank on a second chance at existence, whether it is on this plane or not.

I want the world and I want it now.
Gvac
02-05-2009, 08:14 PM
Now?
jauble
02-05-2009, 08:15 PM
Yes, as long as this isn't like the other thread that involved an alien supplying the info.

Unlike young Gvac I am not willing to bank on a second chance at existence, whether it is on this plane or not.

I want the world and I want it now.

Well if you have a time machine I assume you already know, so what are these answers?
Gvac
02-05-2009, 08:18 PM
Well if you have a time machine I assume you already know, so what are these answers?

I liked you better when you were dying.
midwestjeff
02-05-2009, 08:19 PM
Now?

NOW!!!!
Kevin
02-05-2009, 08:26 PM
NOW!!!!

Now, now?
weekapaugjz
02-05-2009, 08:27 PM
NOW!!!!

How about next week?

And I don't think I'd want to know.
midwestjeff
02-05-2009, 08:30 PM
Oh fuck it.

I'll just bury my head in the sand with the rest of you chickenshits.
jauble
02-05-2009, 08:35 PM
Oh fuck it.

I'll just bury my head in the sand with the rest of you chickenshits.

Calm down lizard king, I asked for enlightenment.
Kevin
02-05-2009, 08:38 PM
Oh fuck it.

I'll just bury my head in the sand with the rest of you chickenshits.

Fandick wearing off on you??
midwestjeff
02-05-2009, 08:43 PM
Fandick wearing off on you??

God, I hope not.
Kevin
02-05-2009, 08:44 PM
God, I hope not.

WTF is up with him. He was pretty cool when he first started.
RoseBlood
02-05-2009, 08:53 PM
WTF is up with him. He was pretty cool when he first started.

He was? Maybe I missed it cause I listened to some of his show once, maybe twice. I found him to be annoying.
midwestjeff
02-05-2009, 08:58 PM
I think the chat made the show more than the host, if that makes sense.

I don't know what his deal is anymore because I don't listen very often.
Kevin
02-05-2009, 09:10 PM
He was? Maybe I missed it cause I listened to some of his show once, maybe twice. I found him to be annoying.

When Boss first started co hosting, he was OK. He went with jokes, even if we were messing with him.

Now anything has him acting like a crazy person.

I think the chat made the show more than the host, if that makes sense.

I don't know what his deal is anymore because I don't listen very often.

Yea, i only listened because Boss was on.
boosterp
02-05-2009, 10:26 PM
My curiosity would have the best of me so I would need to know. I would like to think I know already but I do not think any human is capable of that. I think cats are the only ones who know.
Farmer Dave
02-06-2009, 03:44 AM
I think cats are the only ones who know.

My daughter got one a few weeks ago. I, too, now believe they are up to something.
boosterp
02-06-2009, 03:51 AM
My daughter got one a few weeks ago. I, too, now believe they are up to something.

Wait till the cat stares you in the eyes, you will feel a small part of your soul leave your body.
disneyspy
02-06-2009, 04:20 AM
thank god i'm no longer young enuf to know it all,life is a cool journey now
epo
02-06-2009, 07:11 AM
I liked you better when you were dying.

Because he was possibility closer to a deeper understanding of the universe?
jauble
02-06-2009, 07:21 AM
Because he was possibility closer to a deeper understanding of the universe?

Mostly because I called him old.
keithy_19
02-06-2009, 02:49 PM
Now, now?

Hey now now?

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Serpico1103
02-06-2009, 02:52 PM
Dear Oracle-

If you were offered the answers to those deep and meaningful questions of life; would you want them? You know the questions...Is there a God?NO Why are we here?RANDOM ACCIDENT What started the universe?WORKING ON IT How is Keith Richards not dead?LUCK

And what ramifications would the answers have?

Please help Oracle.

Deal with the ramifications.
Freakshow
02-06-2009, 03:03 PM
i'd want to know everything but the god stuff. I have a hunch about that anyway..
keithy_19
02-06-2009, 03:33 PM
Dear Oracle-

You know the questions...Is there a God?yes, but he's grumpy at the moment Why are we here?God was playing a universal game of risk and three pieces came to life. he killed one of them but took a liking to the others What started the universe?boredom How is Keith Richards not dead?satan


There ya go.
GregoryJoseph
02-06-2009, 04:15 PM
"He who knows not and knows not he knows not is a fool; shun him."
biozombie
02-06-2009, 06:15 PM
Humankind is simply materialized color operating on the 49th vibration. You would make that conclusion walking down the street or going to the store.
keithy_19
02-06-2009, 07:24 PM
Humankind is simply materialized color operating on the 49th vibration. You would make that conclusion walking down the street or going to the store.

What if you're colorblind?
torker
02-06-2009, 07:29 PM
How do it know?http://sc4.stylefeeder.com/thumb/2s/dz/2sdzz1/2sdzz1-100.jpg
cougarjake13
02-07-2009, 05:06 PM
Now?

NOW!!!!

Now, now?

Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
santino
02-07-2009, 05:08 PM
fuck it, i've done ok so far. maybe that's the vodka talking, but fuck that too!!
ecobag2
02-07-2009, 06:59 PM
I don't think being satisfied with stuff like this is a matter of getting a concrete answer that helps you rest better at night.

I think the satisfaction comes in accepting that there are infinite possiblities, including that there is a god, there is an afterlife and there exists neither.

Once you can breathe easily with any scenario - guess what? You're breathing easier.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that breathing is really important to me.

And breathing easy most important.

Which is why I avoid situations in which I can't breathe or breathe easily.

Like pulling my hair out about this crap.