Nutty school stories?

[bigredd]

There are crazier but my ol lady just tells me the following last night after 13 years of marriage.

This dude she went to elementary school (grades 4-6) with this dude who one day at the age of like 10 puts his lil hand in the air and when the teacher recognizes him, asks for the opportunity to use the restroom. The teacher grants his request but a few seconds after the young lad leaves the classroom, the teacher excuses herself. A few seconds later someone notices the young lad who'd left for the facilities hauling ass down the sidewlalk in front of the school. The greatest part is that the teacher comes flyin out of the school and catches the lil bugger in front of 1/3 of the school. Fucking great! This 5th grader just decides he's had enough and decides to beat it. Who's got a better story?

[torker]

Who's got a better story?
:ohmy:
My guess would be: everybody.

[MacVittie]

Senior year, Mike was running late to school and rather than park in the back of the student parking lot, he takes and empty spot in the teacher's lot. One of the teachers (Mr. G) notices this and decides that he and another teacher are going to block in Mike's car and so that Mike can't leave until 3 o'clock when the teachers leave. One of Mike's friends calls a towtruck to have Mr. G's car towed. Mr. G sees the towtruck about to take his car away, run out in the middle of his class and starts screaming at the towtruck driver to put his car back.

They never did find out who called the towtruck.

[bigredd]

:ohmy:
My guess would be: everybody.

That's what I'm hoping. if I laughed like an idiot at that...I'd have to laugh harder at something that came from the only elementary school in her home town of 3,000ish people.

Maybe it should have been "nutty shit you saw in shool"

[donnie_darko]

in elementary school i walked into the bathroom and a kid was sitting on the urinal shitting.

i think i was in fourth grade, strangest thing ever.

[jauble]

in elementary school i walked into the bathroom and a kid was sitting on the urinal shitting.

i think i was in fourth grade, strangest thing ever.

I walked into the bathroom in elementary school and saw a retarted girl peeing in the urinal.

[weekapaugjz]

I walked into the bathroom in elementary school and saw a retarted girl peeing in the urinal.

hot.

[donnie_darko]

I walked into the bathroom in elementary school and saw a retarted girl peeing in the urinal.

was she standing?
details?

[TooLowBrow]

was she standing?
details?
was she hanging from the flush handle, like a monkey?

[bigredd]

in elementary school i walked into the bathroom and a kid was sitting on the urinal shitting.

i think i was in fourth grade, strangest thing ever.

We had a kid we called the mad bomber that shit in the middle of the boys room floor undetected like 5 or 6 times. He eventually got caught in act...really.

[donnie_darko]

was she hanging from the flush handle, like a monkey?

get mafia life chris to start a "urinalmonkeys" page!
cash.

[Reynolds]

Every day in home room we'd get school announcements that was put on by the A/V class.

Before home room I reconnected the wires to a vcr so it would feed video to every classroom of some hardcore porn.

The school network had every teacher and student set up to be able to log in. The first time you logged in everyone had the same default password that would ask you to change it the first time you logged in. One of the teachers retired that year before the school year, but was still set up in the system. I logged in to the teacher's login, and had mass message access. I sent out a mass bulletin that said "All you whores can blow me".

At our senior picnic the retarded kid was in the pool and when he came out, he lost his shorts in the pool. All the teachers started screaming "Mikey, put your penis away". And one finally ran up to him and put a towel around him.

[angrymissy]

I went to an alternative school. It was governed by the students. They had this big ass log book that had all the detentions and crap they would review for "court" every Friday. We also had journals we wrote in every morning.

I, along with 3-4 other kids, decided it would be HIGHLARIOUS to break into the school (it was a tiny converted church), steal the book, steal some journals, then burn them in a giant garbage pail and roll them into the reservoir.

That Friday when they went to do government, the book was gone (lolz). Someone ratted us out and I was thisclose to getting charged with federal burglary & B&E.

[PapaBear]

This one starts out in high school and continues to today. One of my best friends was a guy named Kevin. He was also friends with a guy named George. Kevin was the good looking jock with a very cute cool girlfriend. George was the lumbering overweight nerd. George made it no secret that he intended to steal Kevin's girlfriend, and he actually succeeded. They married, and George became a local TV weatherman.

Tonight, I'm talking to a friend who found him on Facebook. She said he was now a weatherman in Duluth, MN. I decided to look up info about him on the web. Turns out, he stopped being a weatherman, because of threat from a deranged fan had him fearing for his family's safety in 2001. His wife divorced him 3 years later, and now he's doing the weather again. It said his ex was remarried. I can only hope she married Kevin. That would make the story really cool.

[jauble]

was she standing?
details?

It was a standing bent squat with her ass pressed against the back of the urinal.

[Reynolds]

I went to an alternative school. It was governed by the students. They had this big ass log book that had all the detentions and crap they would review for "court" every Friday. We also had journals we wrote in every morning.

I, along with 3-4 other kids, decided it would be HIGHLARIOUS to break into the school (it was a tiny converted church), steal the book, steal some journals, then burn them in a giant garbage pail and roll them into the reservoir.

That Friday when they went to do government, the book was gone (lolz). Someone ratted us out and I was thisclose to getting charged with federal burglary & B&E.

Once we thought we were cat burglars and could use a glass cutter to cut a hole in the computer lab window at night and snag some computer equipment. None of us had a car, so I don't know how we thought we could get away with it.

Last I knew ten years later there was still an etched square in the window to the comp lab where we failed to cut completely through.

[sr71blackbird]

A few friends of mine and myself were in Stage Crew and we had a cool teacher. What we had to do was assemble the sets for whatever play the schools acting department were putting on. Our teacher gave us free access to the auditorum and he gave us the key. We would hang out in there during off periods and do all kinds of shit. We got some girls to come in with us once and we are all sitting there in the auditorum,smoking cigarettes and smoking pot during school and we are laughing, and all of a sudden we see the door open up and the dean walks in and we are sitting there stunned and silent under a cloud of pot and cigarette smoke. He walks up to us and says, "you, you you you and you, in my office, right now!" We are all shitting bricks! He marches us to his office and one by one he is bringing us in and suspending us and calling our parents. He gets to me, and he is ripping me up in his office and saying he is going to call my mom, and I'm begging him not to. I told him it will kill her because she doesn't want me to smoke because I had radiation treatments on my throat, and she thinks I will get cancer. I take out my cigaretts and break them up and throw it in his trash can and promise him I will never smoke again. And I did and he let me go.

[MC Pee Pants]

Someone wrote "I Love You" with shit on a mirror in the girls bathroom in 4th grade. I remember all the girls talking about it and the Principal said, "Just turn yourself in, we know who did it." But no on ever got caught, I would have liked to have seen the punishment for shit writing though.

My senior year me and my buddies skipped lunch becasue one of our buddies was having a BBQ. We show up and everyone is getting trashed, I ended up not going back to school becasue I got belligerent in a short period of time and ended up driving to my suit selling job drunk as fuck at age 17 later that afternoon. But my friend had to go back and finish up a physics final to graduate, he was called to the principal after the test for something unrelated and he never knew my buddy was drunk. He also got an 85 on the final.