R&F SiriXM Listening Thread 2/9/09

[ANC]

Gooooooooood Morning Buddies! :bye:

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u16/ecuador365/Chicas%20de%20la%20Semana%20020/Nadine-Velazquez.jpg

Itch, Sting, Burn?? Tell Dr. Steve! It's cheaper than real insurance! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=43)

Drink it, Brew it, Share it! Beer!!! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=75112)

Something interesting come up on the show that likely wasn't from a caller? Talk about it in Everything Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

Ever wonder what drjoek's favorite thread is? Click here (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67067)


Thinking about visiting the show? heres some help. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69230&highlight=visiting+show+live)

[disneyspy]

gooooood moooooooornin viet neeeeeeeet,its gonna be a golden day

[jauble]

Hey all, busy interview day for me. Might be taking a job in Pittsburgh depending on how this phoner goes this afternoon.

[ANC]

Hey all, busy interview day for me. Might be taking a job in Pittsburgh depending on how this phoner goes this afternoon.

Best of Luck to ya buddy! :clap:

[drjoek]

Hey all, busy interview day for me. Might be taking a job in Pittsburgh depending on how this phoner goes this afternoon.

good luck to ya there budday!

[Servo]

Morning kids... looking forward to a week of good shows.

Good luck jauble.

[EliSnow]

Good morning my buddays!

Good luck jauble!

[ToiletCrusher]

Good luck jauble!!!


HIYA Buddays!!!!

[Hottub]

Morning Buddays.:bye:

Good luck Jauble.

Ichiban: Sully gets Key to the City.

[mendyweiss]

Hey all, busy interview day for me. Might be taking a job in Pittsburgh depending on how this phoner goes this afternoon.

Whip up a little meal for em. They will hire you in a second
Good Luck !!!

[A.J.]

Hey all, busy interview day for me. Might be taking a job in Pittsburgh depending on how this phoner goes this afternoon.

Good luck jauble.

Greetings everyone.

[drjoek]

http://www.talkingnfl.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/0200651143500.jpg

[jauble]

I can tell they are a quality company because they are kind enough to wait until the end of the show before they call.

[biggestmexi]

hello buddays.

tc check out my thread at the bottom with the video.

i think you would like my tv with the vista screen saver.

im quite happee with my new puter.

Someone should start a AnthonynotCumia Rules!!! :happy:

[Hottub]

"All My Lovin'" - The Beatles.

First appearance on Ed Sullivan.
<embed id="VideoPlayback" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=-6963424931484533250&hl=en&fs=true" style="width:400px;height:326px" allowFullScreen="true"

[disneyspy]

hello again hello
just called to say hello
i think about you night and day
i think its gay
but i have to say
hello

[hexy68]

best of luck jauble!......Good Mornin' .netters!

[ANC]

hello buddays.

tc check out my thread at the bottom with the video.

i think you would like my tv with the vista screen saver.

im quite happee with my new puter.

Someone should start a AnthonynotCumia Rules!!! :happy:

x10! :thumbup:

[Hottub]

x10! :thumbup:

I did mention him in the existing thread.

[biggestmexi]

I did mention him in the existing thread.

It just doesnt feel the same.

[ANC]

I did mention him in the existing thread.

You're a sweet boy... :smile:

[ralphbxny]

Morning Buddays!!!



Good luck jauble!!!

[biggestmexi]

You're a sweet boy... :smile:

Anthony Not Cumia is pretty damn good too.:smoke:

he is

[ANC]

he is

Oh you're just saying that because you like the pic of 'Catalina' at the start of the thread.

[Don Stugots]

Good luck jauble


Happy new year everyone.

Hats for mod

[EliSnow]

Ichiban: Fez has another reason to blame his mom. Synesthesia is genetic (http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/02/09/synesthesia.genes/index.html).

[ToiletCrusher]

Mexi - the ambient light tvs are the coolest!! Looks cool as hell!

[KingGeno]

hello.

goodbye, not feeling the listenin thread. enjoy the show. :)

[ToiletCrusher]

hello.

goodbye, not feeling the listenin thread. enjoy the show. :)

Bye Geno!! Feel Better!!!

[biggestmexi]

Mexi - the ambient light tvs are the coolest!! Looks cool as hell!

Im vary aggravated that they will not sell the newest one in the US.

And i heard that they will not sell the ambi light after this year in the US either.

that shit blows. The new one has it completely on the back. and a much better engine.

The colors in the video are pretty crappy though.

[biggestmexi]

hello.

goodbye, not feeling the listenin thread. enjoy the show. :)

Nice mod quote geno. bout time.

could be a bit more gay though.

[PD]

Hey all, busy interview day for me. Might be taking a job in Pittsburgh depending on how this phoner goes this afternoon.

good luck


(although it's hard to understand why anyone would want to be in Pittsburgh........)



and good morning buddays

[Hottub]

I need your opinion, guys.

I have to make my Valentine's decision. Pro Flowers? Pajamagram?



Or screw the whole thing and go to Ashly Madison?

[PD]

I need your opinion, guys.

I have to make my Valentine's decision. Pro Flowers? Pajamagram?



Or screw the whole thing and go to Ashly Madison?

you gonna take pics of the results?

[biggestmexi]

I need your opinion, guys.

I have to make my Valentine's decision. Pro Flowers? Pajamagram?



Or screw the whole thing and go to Ashly Madison?

Send flowers with a cock pic in the card.

or Pajamagram with cum stains on them

[Chip196]

I need your opinion, guys.

I have to make my Valentine's decision. Pro Flowers? Pajamagram?



Or screw the whole thing and go to Ashly Madison?

I went with Vermont Teddy Bear, pregnant Bear

http://www.babygramgifts.com/Images/ProductImages/10-pregnancy.jpg

[ANC]

Good luck jauble


Happy new year everyone.

Hats for mod

And a Happy New Year to you Stu!

[ToiletCrusher]

I need your opinion, guys.

I have to make my Valentine's decision. Pro Flowers? Pajamagram?



Or screw the whole thing and go to Ashly Madison?

Nothing says "I love you" more than an old fashioned affair!!!

[A.J.]

I need your opinion, guys.

I have to make my Valentine's decision. Pro Flowers? Pajamagram?



Or screw the whole thing and go to Ashly Madison?

Tell Mrs.Tub she'll get nothing and like it.

[skyscraper]

I need your opinion, guys.

I have to make my Valentine's decision. Pro Flowers? Pajamagram?



Or screw the whole thing and go to Ashly Madison?
Mornin' buddays!
I find that Valentine's Day is a good time to correct any mistakes you might have made at Christmas. so if there were any omissions or wrong items, etc., that's your go-to gift.

[JimmieHats]

:bye:

[ANC]

I need your opinion, guys.

I have to make my Valentine's decision. Pro Flowers? Pajamagram?



Or screw the whole thing and go to Ashly Madison?

How about a subscription to Porn.com?

[EliSnow]

Tell Mrs.Tub she'll get nothing and like it.

And risk another "fall-down-the-stairs" accident?

[jauble]

One down, two left its nearly bopper time.

[ANC]

Today's Song is Repetition Will Kill You by The Black Ghosts

[EliSnow]

Today's song is "Repitition Will Kill You" by the Black Ghosts.

[disneyspy]

Today's Song is Repetition Will Kill You by The Black Ghosts

Today's song is "Repitition Will Kill You" by the Black Ghosts.

you guys are tryin to kill me!

[KnoxHarrington]

I like this opening song. It's got a good beat and I can dance to it.

[Edwin]

Digging this song.

[EliSnow]

you guys are tryin to kill me!

:clap:

[disneyspy]

I like this opening song. It's got a good beat and I can dance to it.

i'll give 7 1/2 hips on the bee bop scale,after i get done gettin down

[ANC]

I like this opening song. It's got a good beat and I can dance to it.

A little repetitive though, no?

[jauble]

A little repetitive though, no?

ouch

[ANC]

ouch

:lol:

[ANC]

Oooh a Mexi Thread Mention!!! :clap:

[KingGeno]

"How about an Iron, Man?"

[drjoek]

"How about an Iron, Man?"

changed your mind?

[Edwin]

Did my doorbell just ring?

[biggestmexi]

what they say ANC?

i missed it
I will have to get this episode./show

[IMSlacker]

Al Roker?

I hope Ron grills him on the Imus/epilepsy stuff.

[KingGeno]

changed your mind?

crack is a hell of a drug.

[Friday]

Did my doorbell just ring?

that freaked me out a little

[boobieman]

Great Jimmy gets to rip apart that thin/fat head....fuck his black ass.

SEEYEYAYAYAAAAAA

[MisterSmith]

Al Roker?

I hope Ron grills him on the Imus/epilepsy stuff.

Lord, I wish that would happen. Roker is such a hypocritical jerk.

[ANC]

what they say ANC?

i missed it
I will have to get this episode./show

Oooh a Mexi Thread Mention!!! :clap:

I gave you happy clappy smiley guy... what else you want? a handy and a malted??


:wink:

[KnoxHarrington]

Listen to Ronnie about Sharon Jones. She's fucking awesome.

[BrodieBanky]

Maybe Al wants an autographed copy of "I Hate Your Guts"!

[Grizzlebee]

Mornin' Buddays!:bye:

RBI's were great!

[ANC]

I don't get no respect in here

They mentioned that there is a thread on ronfez.net that catalogs all the openers...

[ralphbxny]

Greatest American Zero had a booth?

[biggestmexi]

They mentioned that there is a thread on ronfez.net that catalogs all the openers...

ha i got you on the edit.

i just heard something about keeping a list of openers but i did not hear the thread mention.

[ralphbxny]

Fez Practicing!!!!

[ToiletCrusher]

Al Rocher?!?!

[KnoxHarrington]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[ANC]

ha i got you on the edit.

i just heard something about keeping a list of openers but i did not hear the thread mention.

Damn you! :lol:

hmm.. unless...

[EliSnow]

Somewhere sheepy is on Paltalk, unable to sit down.

[disneyspy]

I gave you happy clappy smiley guy... what else you want? a handy and a malted??


:wink:

mexi doesnt like malteds

[A.J.]

I miss Silent Fez right about now.

[jauble]

Does anyone know who fez's picks were? I didn't hear that after show meeting.

[ToiletCrusher]

Somewhere sheepy is on Paltalk, unable to sit down.

hahaha!!! He's probably laying on his stomach!!

[yojimbo7248]

holding hands and kissing Sheepy...I think we can officially say the secret is out.

[MisterSmith]

I always went to Comic Conventions to check out back issues, toys, artists, panel discussions, movies, etc. The celebrities were completely a side thing. There is so much more to do than ogle semi-celebrities.

[hexy68]

fezzie and sheepy sittin' in a tree....

[RoyMunson]

:clap::clap::clap: Great Pic!
Gooooooooood Morning Buddies! :bye:

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u16/ecuador365/Chicas%20de%20la%20Semana%20020/Nadine-Velazquez.jpg

Itch, Sting, Burn?? Tell Dr. Steve! It's cheaper than real insurance! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=43)

Drink it, Brew it, Share it! Beer!!! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=75112)

Something interesting come up on the show that likely wasn't from a caller? Talk about it in Everything Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

Ever wonder what drjoek's favorite thread is? Click here (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67067)


Thinking about visiting the show? heres some help. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69230&highlight=visiting+show+live)

[JimmieHats]

Greatest American Zero had a booth?

zing!

[MisterSmith]

holding hands and kissing Sheepy...I think we can officially say the secret is out.

Wait, Sheepy is gay? The last I heard he was trying to hook up with some Russian girl. I though the "Fez's Twink" thing was a bit.

[ANC]

:clap::clap::clap: Great Pic!

:king: thaaaank you.

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :) finally free from the filing room....

[ANC]

hey buddays :) finally free from the filing room....

:bye:

I will spend no more than $15 for sunglasses.

[KnoxHarrington]

Yeah, something tells me if your broker brings food to a meeting with you, he's not going to be telling you good things.

[ToiletCrusher]

I think the listening thread links are becoming funnier and funnier!!

[Furtherman]

For 3 grand I'd better be able to see through walls.

Or time.

[MisterSmith]

Are you f-ing kidding me? The most I am going to spend is something like $20 on a pair of sunglasses.

Actually, I usually buy construction safety glasses that are tinted or designed to be sunglasses too.

[Misteriosa]

i dont mind dropping a good amt of money for sunglasses... its hard to find ones that look good on my face...

[spadanko]

Car tires = Cartier i assume

[ANC]

I think Ron means Cartier?

[ANC]

Are you f-ing kidding me? The most I am going to spend is something like $20 on a pair of sunglasses.

Actually, I usually buy construction safety glasses that are tinted or designed to be sunglasses too.

http://wendellwallace.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/kool_moe_dee.jpg

[Hottub]

I'm willing to bet there were tears involved.

[ToiletCrusher]

i dont mind dropping a good amt of money for sunglasses... its hard to find ones that look good on my face...

agreed. I have a hard time too.

[biggestmexi]

i know car tires more than fashion.

[jauble]

I spend no money on sunglasses. I go through them so fast.

[drjoek]

Jay Mohr
Baby !!

[KingGeno]

For 3 grand I'd better be able to see through walls.

Or time.

Hehe. That made me giggle. You're funny. :laugh:

[biggestmexi]

i dont mind dropping a good amt of money for sunglasses... its hard to find ones that look good on my face...

$10.50?

[ANC]

$10.50?

I think every pair of sunglasses I've ever bought I've got from street vendors.

[Hottub]

Prescription shades.

[EliSnow]

Someone notify the orderlies that disneyspy's posting in the wrong thread again.

[jauble]

Ok off to number two. Talk to you all later.

[Grizzlebee]

i always lose my glasses. :dry:

[ANC]

Ok off to number two. Talk to you all later.

remember to wipe front to back!


good luck!

[Friday]

Ok off to number two. Talk to you all later.

remember to wipe thoroughly!!


DAMMAT, ANC!!! :annoyed:

[disneyspy]

Someone notify the orderlies that disneyspy's posting in the wrong thread again.

oh fuck,i got nuthin to blame it on this time,maybe its time to hang up the cleats

[MisterSmith]

Ok off to number two. Talk to you all later.

Ewww. I don't think we really needed to know that...

[ANC]

remember to wipe thoroughly!!


DAMMAT, ANC!!! :annoyed:

I thought I heard an echo in here..

:lol:

[biggestmexi]

Ok off to number two. Talk to you all later.

have fun with that number two.

[hexy68]

love Jay!!...dishing the celebrity dirt :clap:

[ANC]

Hey we're not that bad.... :unsure:

[ToiletCrusher]

Are we vicious?

[KnoxHarrington]

Are we vicious?

I haven't seen a really terribly negative post in today's thread yet.

[Recyclerz]

See! You people stink!

[biggestmexi]

Are we vicious?

viscous maybe.

[MisterSmith]

What the hell? :blink:

[biggestmexi]

I haven't seen a really terribly negative post in today's thread yet.

wait till the game show part.

:wink:

[ANC]

viscous maybe.

:lol:

[drjoek]

Hi Walt

[ToiletCrusher]

I haven't seen a really terribly negative post in today's thread yet.

Give it time!

[hexy68]

Hey we're not that bad.... :unsure:

aww...poor little john mayer's feelings got hurt...he can go cry into jennifer's beautiful chest (.)(.)

[biggestmexi]

Hi Walt

Walt Disney?

[Misteriosa]

gran turino was def a refresher on racial slurs...

i liked it :thumbup:

[ANC]

aww...poor little john mayer's feelings got hurt...he can go cry into jennifer's beautiful chest (.)(.)

or saw my mod quote and got creeped out....:laugh:

[KingGeno]

Is this Fez's "top" voice?

[Warren Peace]

Why is Harvey Fierstein doing a Clint Eastwood impersonation?

[biggestmexi]

gran turino was def a refresher on racial slurs...

i liked it :thumbup:

tOrino.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/1972_Ford_Gran_Torino_Sport_SportsRoof.jpg

[IMSlacker]

So far, I'm loving the character door.

[Friday]

gran turino was def a refresher on racial slurs...

i liked it :thumbup:

i enjoy calling people zipper heads now. even if they are white. great movie, it was!

[nate1000]

(.)(.)

Why do they point down?

[KnoxHarrington]

That call disproved a rule I've always lived by: "Any story that begins with 'I was partying with Three Dog Night' has to be good."

[KingGeno]

"Let me WOP...wipe some of this flop sweat off my brow." :laugh::laugh:

[MisterSmith]

Now I am confused. Was that Fantasia "Gran Turino" Barrino?

[Friday]

Jeannie was Ferris' older sister i thought.... weird.



edit: that wouldn't make sense. nevermind. i'm a dope.

[hexy68]

Why do they point down?

because she turns 40 yo on Wed....gravity's a bitch!

[RhinoinMN]

Ok off to number two. Talk to you all later.

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/austin_powers__the_spy_who_shagged_me/rob_lowe/ap.jpg


http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/austin_powers_in_goldmember/robert_wagner/goldmember.jpg

http://michaelscomments.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/largo.jpg

[KnoxHarrington]

Yeah, but steroids let you do workouts you can't do if you're not juicing. So the "you can't get ripped just doing 'roids" argument doesn't work.

[Chob]

The locals in Cooperstown make some cash letting people park in their driveways, so they enjoy the lack of parking.

[underdog]

Dave is actually making sense in an argument.

[RhinoinMN]

"I sent you a text" would be correct.

[SinA]

tex'd

lock it up

[RhinoinMN]

I tuxed you???


http://www.workathomedad.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/tuxedo.jpg

[KnoxHarrington]

Dave is actually making sense in an argument.

Yeah, it's time to admit everything from 1996 to 2006 or so is suspect. Just ostracizing guys like McGwire or Sosa or Bonds isn't going to fix that.

[A.J.]

"Texting": what's that?

[RhinoinMN]

t'd = teabagged.

[hexy68]

i can solve the word problem...don't text!....speak like an adult :annoyed:

[underdog]

Yeah, it's time to admit everything from 1996 to 2006 or so is suspect. Just ostracizing guys like McGwire or Sosa or Bonds isn't going to fix that.

It's a level playing field. Every one was on steroids.

Just like when Ruth played, no one had to face any great black players.

[underdog]

i can solve the word problem...don't text!....speak like an adult :annoyed:

Relax, grandma. Why waste time on the phone when you can get the point across in a few typed words?

[disneyspy]

i just taxt benny

[ANC]

type 5318008 on a calculator, turn it upside-down, giggles ensue..

[styckx]

a+Le@$T 31337 5p34K i5N'+ IN 5tyLE 4NYM0r3

[RhinoinMN]

type 5318008 on a calculator, turn it upside-down, giggles ensue..

makes no sense on my computer calculator.. WTF!

Hard to turn upside down.

Maybe I will stand on my head.

[RhinoinMN]

a+Le@$T 31337 5p34K i5N'+ IN 5tyLE 4NYM0r3

p12np

[hexy68]

a+Le@$T 31337 5p34K i5N'+ IN 5tyLE 4NYM0r3

the fact that i understand that freaks me out! :ohmy:

[EliSnow]

p12np

b@n

[RhinoinMN]

b@n

:lol:

[RhinoinMN]

Nothing better than when a caller makes an accusation towards Ron that never existed.

[ANC]

makes no sense on my computer calculator.. WTF!

Your computer has a calculator? That's crazy-talk :wacko:

[ToiletCrusher]

mona lisa smile. not about the painting?

[KnoxHarrington]

I can't wait to hear this crazy bastard.

[RhinoinMN]

Your computer has a calculator? That's crazy-talk :wacko:

Its true!


I'll send you a screen cap.

[Solace666]

AJ?

[ralphbxny]

This should be awesome!!

[disneyspy]

ophra's crack? that'd take 4ever

[ANC]

Randolph Scott?

Randolph Scott?

RANDOLPH SCOTT!!!

[styckx]

Your computer has a calculator? That's crazy-talk :wacko:

Seriously, I do all my math in MS Paint

[SinA]

Ron hates saying "texted" but just said "freebaseded"

[ANC]

Its true!


I'll send you a screen cap.

you mean you'll fax it to me right?

[EliSnow]

makes no sense on my computer calculator.. WTF!


Your computer has a calculator? That's crazy-talk :wacko:

Exactly. You don't need it to get porn, so why would a computer have it?

[ANC]

"I Smoke Rocks!"
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/CharRob/oprah.jpg

[KnoxHarrington]

Yeah, I don't think you're going to slip anything about 'basing past Ronnie.

[KnoxHarrington]

I knew they called it "playing baseball" from Boogie Nights.

[RhinoinMN]

you mean you'll fax it to me right?

This just looks stupid. You are wasting my time.:furious:


http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/8008.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

Eli - I must say, you are on fire today!

[disneyspy]

in prison a crack pipe is what you call your penis,can this delusional fuck be thrown in prison for slander?

[ANC]

http://img195.echo.cx/img195/8573/51595913s9ft.gif

[EliSnow]

I'm going to say "bullshit" to this man's claims.

[Friday]

I'm going to say "bullshit" to this man's claims.



I'm going to say "who cares" to this man's claims.

[hexy68]

i bet this won't be on oprah's book club

[KingGeno]

I'm going to say "who cares" to this man's claims.

x2

Yawn.

[EliSnow]

Eli - I must say, you are on fire today!

Thanks. Now that you said that, I will be sucking the ...

no, I don't need another modquote.

[Edwin]

That dude was very tough to listen to.

[Misteriosa]

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[RhinoinMN]

This guy sounds like Ron's Obama impression.

"Basically, I'm just gonna tax Anthony Cumia. Take all that sombitches money."

[EliSnow]

can this delusional fuck be thrown in prison for slander?

I don't think so, but he can be sued by Oprah for defamation of character.

[KnoxHarrington]

That dude was very tough to listen to.

Yeah, that was pretty much enough of that. I know Ronnie said they edited it down...how long did it orginally last?

[A.J.]

I don't believe the guy. If Oprah based, she wouldn't be such a fatass.

[ANC]

Thanks. Now that you said that, I will be sucking the ...

no, I don't need another modquote.

I'd trade modquotes with ya any day :wink:

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm going to say "who cares" to this man's claims.

maybe tonight's topic if I make a triumphant return to late night chatrooming!

[ralphbxny]

RON B killing-another good interview!!

Vol 2 is how you and another guy started the Merchant Marines!!!

[EliSnow]

That dude was very tough to listen to.

That's because he's sober.

If he had been high, we'd probably have had some comedy gold there.

For a second, I thought we'd hear some calls from the characters that Ron promised.

[Drunky McBetidont]

"and you be like..." ronnie speakin jive toward teh end of that one.:innocent::lol:

[KnoxHarrington]

Ronnie pointed this out, but I don't think you need any real experience in the matter to have picked up on this: his description of what freebasing is like made no sense. There are indeed some pretty nasty chemicals involved; that's how Richard Pryor blew his ass off.

And that's also why crack became so popular: the thrill of freebasing without needing chemicals or risking blowing your ass up.

[Drunky McBetidont]

"I Smoke Rocks!"
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/CharRob/oprah.jpg

how many captions could go withth at pic. that is a great thread waiting to happen

[Friday]

:lol:

omg this remix is making me loff!!

[disneyspy]

ha who is this remix with?

[ralphbxny]

That was awesome!!!

[ralphbxny]

ha who is this remix with?

lilly thomlin

[KnoxHarrington]

ha who is this remix with?

It's Christian Bale's rant filming that Terminator movie mixed with Lily Tomlin yelling at the director of "I Heart Huckabees".

[disneyspy]

lilly thomlin

It's Christian Bale's rant filming that Terminator movie mixed with Lily Tomlin yelling at the director of "I Heart Huckabees".

thank both of you,i never heard the lilly rant,that was great

[PD]

mona lisa smile. not about the painting?

how about Mona Lisa Overdrive?

[KnoxHarrington]

thank both of you,i never heard the lilly rant,that was great

In the case of the "I Heart Huckabees" clip, it was more of an argument than a rant -- the douchebag director of that movie yelled at her first.

[disneyspy]

the only way i'd go to a chick flick is if i was tryin to get laid

[Edwin]

It's almost like men and women are from two different planets. Mars and Venus or something.

[Drunky McBetidont]

In the case of the "I Heart Huckabees" clip, it was more of an argument than a rant -- the douchebag director of that movie yelled at her first.
didn't he call her a "cunt"?

[ANC]

didn't he call her a "cunt"?

yup...:lol:

[disneyspy]

i'm done lettin my friends chicks set me up on dates,the last year has been borin chick after borin chick

[ANC]

Tomassio... a nice Irish boy...

[KnoxHarrington]

Please, no more hayseeds who say they're real men and know how to deal with the bitches.

[ToiletCrusher]

That's for sure. I don't know how to be a real man. Then again, its tough to be normal around those you rape.

[disneyspy]

this guy is an expert?

[Friday]

this caller is not making a good case for his gender.

[ToiletCrusher]

this guy is an expert?

Anyone from new mexico is an expert on something.

[disneyspy]

Anyone from new mexico is an expert on something.

ya but this isnt about incest

[ANC]

Anyone from new mexico is an expert on something.

wait wait wait......there's a New Mexico?

[styckx]

ya but this isnt about incest

Or peyote

[ToiletCrusher]

ya but this isnt about incest

that's iowa. get your stereotypes right. New Mexico = fence hopping.

[biggestmexi]

i forgot to tell everyone that i made my way out of a ticket today.

I love the system!

[Drunky McBetidont]

best caller ever

[Furtherman]

Please, no more hayseeds who say they're real men and know how to deal with the bitches.

Agreed. These guys know shit.

[styckx]

wait wait wait......there's a New Mexico?

Yes its official name is Canada

[ToiletCrusher]

wait wait wait......there's a New Mexico?

I don't even know the reference count but that made me think when homer was talking about canada being tucked all the way down there.

[ANC]

i forgot to tell everyone that i made my way out of a ticket today.

I love the system!

What did you have to show him?

http://www.firstshowing.net/img/Bad-Lieutenant-Keitel-orig.jpg

[EliSnow]

i forgot to tell everyone that i made my way out of a ticket today.

I love the system!

Did you spit or swallow?

[KnoxHarrington]

i forgot to tell everyone that i made my way out of a ticket today.

I love the system!

They've put the onboard dash cam video of this up:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OSvdkjjlhwg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OSvdkjjlhwg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

(NSFW)

[hexy68]

who needs dating when you have Porn.com :laugh:

[MisterSmith]

Commish?

[RhinoinMN]

Anyone from new mexico is an expert on something.

Used '69 Camaros and turquoise jewelry.

[A.J.]

The Loverboy teddy bear: does it come with leather pants and a headband?

http://inlinethumb62.webshots.com/23357/1032434912032042735S425x425Q85.jpg

[biggestmexi]

no no no no guys.


Eli, you shouldnt see this.
all i have to say is photoshop.

[KnoxHarrington]

That should be the Vermont Teddy Bear Factory's new logo: "When she gets home, she's gonna blow you."

[styckx]

Used '69 Camaros.

I thought that was Jersey.... Oh wait, that's 89 Camaros. Nevermind, carry on.

[aceofspades7]

these bear spots may be the best...

[RhinoinMN]

no no no no guys.


Eli, you shouldnt see this.
all i have to say is photoshop.

Whew! For a second there I thought you were going to say that Journeyman ripped off Quantum Leap.

[biggestmexi]

brownies takes more than 35 minutes?



Yeha the shots are the worse.

[styckx]

I love these out of no where new game shows.

[KnoxHarrington]

brownies takes more than 35 minutes?



Yeha the shots are the worse.

I've known people who've traveled into malaria-prone parts of the world. They had to start taking anti-malarial drugs, and said that malaria itself probably wouldn't make you feel much worse.

[RhinoinMN]

This is going to blow up on the launch pad. These rubes will forget to use only oscar winning movies.

n/m. I thought that caller called with the tagline.

[ToiletCrusher]

maybe i can win another copy of GAP.

[ralphbxny]

America's Favorite Gameshow...name that tagline!!

[KnoxHarrington]

Can I take the third choice, getting kicked in the balls?

[EliSnow]

I like the tagline game.

Jesus, though with those prizes, no one's going to call in.

[KingGeno]

Such compelling prizes. Why not add a side of malaria?

[RhinoinMN]

Sweet. Get to choose between shit or shite.