View Full Version : Condiments or Communist
lleeder
02-10-2009, 01:47 PM
I know some people that don't like condiments. Not even don't like. They have never tried ketchup, mustard, salad dressing, etc. How is is this possible? It boggles,yes boggles my mind. Try everything the world has to offer why limit yourself? Are any of you out there in the world one of these freaks?
RhinoinMN
02-10-2009, 01:48 PM
No, and I can't wait for March 12th.
lleeder
02-10-2009, 01:49 PM
I have no idea wht you're talking about.
disneyspy
02-10-2009, 01:52 PM
march 12 th is gonna be great
RhinoinMN
02-10-2009, 01:52 PM
I have no idea wht you're talking about.
Its the annual day that I empty my refrigerator door. Its a blast. I use bread, meats, crackers. Every condiment goes on everything in my fridge.
lleeder
02-10-2009, 01:54 PM
Oh well that day is a very glorious day indeed. Annual condiment extravaganza day I call it at my house.
ToiletCrusher
02-10-2009, 01:56 PM
I like condiments.
RhinoinMN
02-10-2009, 01:58 PM
Oh well that day is a very glorious day indeed. Annual condiment extravaganza day I call it at my house.
We should merge dates. Turn it into a festival.
There is some 4x spicy brown dutch mustard behind the habanero stuffed olives that I can't wait to get my hands on.
I know some people that don't like condiments. Not even don't like. They have never tried ketchup, mustard, salad dressing, etc. How is is this possible? It boggles,yes boggles my mind. Try everything the world has to offer why limit yourself? Are any of you out there in the world one of these freaks?
Seriously...why sully the good name of dressings and mustards with that dirty ketchup? Or even worse...catsup.
I don't care if you call me a communist, but I won't even allow that shit in my home.
Salt, Pepper, Oregano, Ketchup, Original Tabasco.
That's all I need.
The rest stink.
hammersavage
02-10-2009, 02:43 PM
Don't get Rose started on condiments. She has a unhealthy hatred.
I'll take ketchup, mustard, ranch dressing on anything.
boosterp
02-10-2009, 03:17 PM
Condiments rock!
Except mayo; mayo is the devil's seed.
~Katja~
02-10-2009, 03:22 PM
Seriously...why sully the good name of dressings and mustards with that dirty ketchup? Or even worse...catsup.
I don't care if you call me a communist, but I won't even allow that shit in my home.
are you kidding? if we had one thing in communism it was ketchup
hammersavage
02-10-2009, 03:25 PM
I call it catsup.
GreatAmericanZero
02-10-2009, 04:02 PM
i like condiments. Not a big mayo fan, just on tuna and chicken salad for me.
I think the most "condiment friendly" food is eggs. I put ketchup, mustard and hot sauce on my eggs.
spicy brown mustard (or horseradish mustard), the yellow stuff is garbage
are you kidding? if we had one thing in communism it was ketchup
When asked to choice between ketchup or communism, I chose communism.
~Katja~
02-10-2009, 04:07 PM
When asked to choice between ketchup or communism, I chose communism.
ketchup IS communism
Creeptub
02-10-2009, 04:07 PM
When asked to choice between ketchup or communism, I chose communism.
I'm with you. A1 on a burger.
hedges
02-10-2009, 04:09 PM
Condiments rock!
Except mayo; mayo is the devil's seed.
What do you use Miracle Whip. That stuff is incredible!
TooLowBrow
02-10-2009, 04:16 PM
condom mints?
http://www.condoms.co.uk/acatalog/Mint-Condoms.jpg
I am one of lleder's aforementioned freaks. I only use BBQ sauce and soy sauce. Mayo only on egg salad or tuna salad and ketchup only on McDonald's burgers because that is the way it always came and even though in my native CT it came with mustard, too, I always order without it.
I can't bring myself to be convinced that ketchup tastes the same on other stuff like it does on a McDonald's burger. I don't know why, I guess I'm just fucking crazy.
Oh and I don't eat salad 'cause I don't like a dressing, but I've recently started to like Newman's Own Light Asian Sesame dressing. I still don't think it helps lettuce.
biozombie
02-10-2009, 05:19 PM
Seriously...why sully the good name of dressings and mustards with that dirty ketchup? Or even worse...catsup.
I don't care if you call me a communist, but I won't even allow that shit in my home.
What on God's green earth do you dip your french fries in?
jauble
02-10-2009, 05:25 PM
What on God's green earth do you dip your french fries in?
100% Wisconsin cheese, melted in a little Favre helmet bowl.
sailor
02-10-2009, 05:29 PM
Seriously...why sully the good name of dressings and mustards with that dirty ketchup? Or even worse...catsup.
I don't care if you call me a communist, but I won't even allow that shit in my home.
Salt, Pepper, Oregano, Ketchup, Original Tabasco.
That's all I need.
The rest stink.
the folk that choose ketchup over mustard are little children and girls.
jauble
02-10-2009, 05:32 PM
I'm from the school that everything has its place and to not get too obsessed with a few condiments. Experimentation is everything in food.
boosterp
02-10-2009, 05:33 PM
I'm with you. A1 on a burger.
You just suck.
What do you use Miracle Whip. That stuff is incredible!
*chills*
I do not use Miracle Whip or any other variation of the devil's seed.
IMSlacker
02-10-2009, 05:34 PM
mayo is the devil's seed.
No, that's Miracle Whip (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=62830).
RhinoinMN
02-10-2009, 05:34 PM
What on God's green earth do you dip your french fries in?
mayonaisse. he fuckin drowns em in that shit.
boosterp
02-10-2009, 05:41 PM
I'm from the school that everything has its place and to not get too obsessed with a few condiments. Experimentation is everything in food.
So very true.
Potato salad with brown mustard, mustard seed ground, olive oil, eggs, celery, salt, pepper, garlic, and a slight amount of cayenne pepper. Can add a bit of cilantro and/or jalapeņos.
boosterp
02-10-2009, 05:42 PM
No, that's Miracle Whip (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=62830).
Quit creeping me out, I will have to go buy a bible and throw it at you.
King Hippos Bandaid
02-10-2009, 05:54 PM
Ketchup and Mustard when needed
BBQ Sauce for Ribs and BBQ Food
if you have enough salt and/or pepper(or seasoned correctly), condiments are not needed
and its Miracle HooWhip
lleeder
02-10-2009, 05:58 PM
Ketchup and Mustard when needed
BBQ Sauce for Ribs and BBQ Food
if you have enough salt and/or pepper(or seasoned correctly), condiments are not needed
and its Miracle HooWhip
Just salt and pepper on a salad? You need at least some balsamic on that bitch.
jauble
02-10-2009, 05:59 PM
Just salt and pepper on a salad? You need at least some balsamic on that bitch.
Agreed, hippos statement is flawed.
Knowledged_one
02-10-2009, 06:01 PM
I am one of lleder's aforementioned freaks. I only use BBQ sauce and soy sauce. Mayo only on egg salad or tuna salad and ketchup only on McDonald's burgers because that is the way it always came and even though in my native CT it came with mustard, too, I always order without it.
I can't bring myself to be convinced that ketchup tastes the same on other stuff like it does on a McDonald's burger. I don't know why, I guess I'm just fucking crazy.
Oh and I don't eat salad 'cause I don't like a dressing, but I've recently started to like Newman's Own Light Asian Sesame dressing. I still don't think it helps lettuce.
its because mcdonalds adds sugar to its ketchup to make it taste better
TooLowBrow
02-10-2009, 06:04 PM
its because mcdonalds adds sugar to its ketchup to make it taste better
actually its because mcdonalds uses 'fancy' ketchup
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2237/1697968791_4a5593085b.jpg
King Hippos Bandaid
02-10-2009, 06:04 PM
Just salt and pepper on a salad? You need at least some balsamic on that bitch.
Salad, Sa lad
hmm not familiar with that word
lleeder
02-10-2009, 06:05 PM
Salad, Sa lad
hmm not familiar with that word
You have a sig that says you eat them.
~Katja~
02-10-2009, 06:06 PM
Salad, Sa lad
hmm not familiar with that word
try a tossed one every now and then
disneyspy
02-10-2009, 06:07 PM
try a tossed one every now and then
too easy
jauble
02-10-2009, 06:07 PM
Salad, Sa lad
hmm not familiar with that word
Fat joke...how original.
~Katja~
02-10-2009, 06:07 PM
You have a sig that says you eat them.
he is referring to antipasti salads... egg salad, tuna salad...any salad that come with bacon crumbs
~Katja~
02-10-2009, 06:08 PM
too easy
you got the joke then, good
disneyspy
02-10-2009, 06:09 PM
you got the joke then, good
i did time in prison
King Hippos Bandaid
02-10-2009, 06:10 PM
Fat joke...how original.
i thought i needed it as a crutch
but salad dressing is a dressing not a condiment, my statement was not flawed
I am all about dressing
so all who doubted me eat a dick
TooLowBrow
02-10-2009, 06:10 PM
you got the joke then, good
isnt jelly a condiment?
jauble
02-10-2009, 06:13 PM
i thought i needed it as a crutch
but salad dressing is a dressing not a condiment, my statement was not flawed
I am all about dressing
so all who doubted me eat a dick
flawed
con·di·ment (kŏn'də-mənt) Pronunciation Key
n. A substance, such as a relish, vinegar, or spice, used to flavor or complement food.
[Middle English, from Old French, from Latin condīmentum, from condīre, to season; see dhē- in Indo-European roots.]
con'di·men'tal (-měn'tl) adj.
Dressing is a compliment to the salad.
lleeder
02-10-2009, 06:14 PM
flawed
Dressing is a compliment to the salad.
Thats why this guy is the mod in this bitch.
boosterp
02-10-2009, 06:15 PM
isnt jelly a condiment?
No, jam or preserves are a staple.
King Hippos Bandaid
02-10-2009, 06:16 PM
flawed
Dressing is a compliment to the salad.
my retort
you are gay
jauble
02-10-2009, 06:18 PM
my retort
you are gay
That sounds like the cry of a beaten man.
STC-Dub
02-10-2009, 06:18 PM
For once I can say I am not one of those freaks.
About the only condiment I'll use is relish on a hot dog.
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