Ron & Fez SiriusXM Listening Thread for 02/11/09

[biggestmexi]

New Autobot cars from Transformers 2, including the new Corvette Stingray and Jolt: http://jalopnik.com/5151539/transformers-2-never+before+seen-autobot-running-footage

I would Rock the big GMC or the Peterbuit.

The others are just concepts. I dont like concepts.

[Diggy]

I wouldn't either but I refuse to call a sub a hero or a grinder

Hero is o.k. by me but never a wedge. That's strange...

[ToiletCrusher]

traverse city michigan-its in michigan so our taxes go to support detroit and flint,it gets jammed packed with 100,000 tourist everyday during the cherry festival,we have the largest film festival in the midwest,micheal moore lives here,the kids play soccer SOCCER! THE DANES ARE MOVIN HERE LIKE CRAZY!the cigar stores only sell don rigos,the list goes on

That was 20 minutes ago gramps! :laugh:

[ANC]

Wooo!
:thumbup:

[disneyspy]

That was 20 minutes ago gramps! :laugh:

had to take a dump and forgot to hit submit

[biggestmexi]

Hero is o.k. by me but never a wedge. That's strange...

Hero = Gyro?

[EliSnow]

I wouldn't either but I refuse to call a sub a hero or a grinder

I definitely wouldn't call it a grinder, but I have nothing against hero or sub.

[ANC]

Wait who is this flipping out?

[skyscraper]

A chick I may or may not continue a relationship with, depending on how she acts and how nuts she is, lives there right now, and she friggin' hates it. I visited there once. Might as well wear gray and fit in.

Only good thing out of there are the beer growlers.

that's less ambiguous. but it sounds as though you pretty much have your mind made up about which way it's going to go.

[ANC]

Hero = Gyro?

I thought is was phonetically "Yiddo"

[disneyspy]

oh and chevy named the traverse after us!

[ToiletCrusher]

had to take a dump and forgot to hit submit

but with Michael Moore living there you should win. Sounds terrible. Is there any food left over for common people?

[biggestmexi]

I thought is was phonetically "Yiddo"

Guy roe.

HA. thinking of that makes me think of dave eating his dads cum.

[TjM]

All this sandwich talk I'm thinking subs for dinner

[RAAMONE]

I wouldn't either but I refuse to call a sub a hero or a grinder

around here a grinder just means they throw the sub in the oven

[nate1000]

internet, my bawls. they are too busy sending phone pics back and forth.

[biggestmexi]

oh and chevy named the traverse after us!

ronfez.net?

[ANC]

Guy roe.

HA. thinking of that makes me think of dave eating his dads cum.

Thank you sir.

[sailor]

that's a shockingly, unbelievably low number.

[biggestmexi]

Who still uses limewire?

Seriously?

[Diggy]

Leaving porn around like the gun in Godfather...pretty funny Dave. :laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymoGJsaSS6c&feature=related

[ANC]

Who still uses limewire?

Seriously?

It's a torrent world out there...

[nate1000]

I thought is was phonetically "Yiddo"

rirro.


miss rirry

[comp_atkins]

i remember back in the day getting pics of internet bulletin boards... used to have to download the binary file in ascii and then uudecode it from ascii back to its original binary format... only then would you know if the picture was good or garbage... lots of time you'd have to dl multiple parts too... :wacko:

[RAAMONE]

thats like having an odules

haha

[KnoxHarrington]

There are some sleazy bastards working for this show.

I love them all.

[jayme]

anyone know pepper's email?

i gots the alt.porn hookups

[A.J.]

What's the point of watching porn if you're not going to jerk off? That's like not inhaling weed.

[ANC]

Dittle-ittle-itlle-le-dit. Yeah! Dittle-ittle-itlle-le-dit. Yeah! Dittle-ittle-itlle-dit Dittle-ittle-itlle-dit....

[biggestmexi]

Dittle-ittle-itlle-le-dit. Yeah! Dittle-ittle-itlle-le-dit. Yeah! Dittle-ittle-itlle-dit Dittle-ittle-itlle-dit....

what are you doing over there? :ohmy:

[ANC]

what are you doing over there? :ohmy:

Singing Doo-Wop......................with lube :down:

[hexy68]

now that i got a new laptop my porn viewership has almost doubled :tongue:

[RAAMONE]

Dittle-ittle-itlle-le-dit. Yeah! Dittle-ittle-itlle-le-dit. Yeah! Dittle-ittle-itlle-dit Dittle-ittle-itlle-dit....

toodly doo

[TjM]

Who still uses limewire?

Seriously?

People that like malware

[ToiletCrusher]

I remember getting some pics and really short videos from old IRC chat rooms many years ago. Or when using old aol chat rooms and people would send out emails of pics if you typed in some lame command.

[KnoxHarrington]

You can get hardcore porn on PPV cable here, but they're like $12.95 a piece. I can't imagine why you'd pay that much when you got Redtube.

[ANC]

HA HA HA People think Bangbus is real?

[Hottub]

What's the point of watching porn if you're not going to jerk off? That's like not inhaling weed.

To appreciate the beauty that is the female form.

[ToiletCrusher]

To appreciate the beauty that is the female form.

you're watching scat porn right now aren't you?

[comp_atkins]

You can get hardcore porn on PPV cable here, but they're like $12.95 a piece. I can't imagine why you'd pay that much when you got Redtube.

why would you pay at all???

[Hottub]

HA HA HA People think Bangbus is real?

But Milf Hunter is real. Right?:ohmy:

[Friday]

To appreciate the beauty that is the female form.

queer.

[KnoxHarrington]

Some of the amateur sites are better because you can catch real passion in some of those videos, and not the "dead voice" Ronnie just mentioned in pro porn.

[BrodieBanky]

East Side Dave...Class personified!:blink:

[RhinoinMN]

Call me crazy, but whether or not jizz is involved is not a deal breaker for me.

[biggestmexi]

People that like malware

For sure.

Those are the people that need macs.

Mostly anything on Limewire will have Something in it.

also.

ftvangels . com <nsfw

[ANC]

But Milf Hunter is real. Right?:ohmy:

:laugh:

[RAAMONE]

you're watching scat porn right now aren't you?

hahaha

[Hottub]

yuvutu.com

[ToiletCrusher]

Why no scratch and sniff porn yet?

[KnoxHarrington]

By the way, I recommend the documentary "Sex: The Annabel Chong Story". It's about Annabel Chong, who had one of the first really massive gang bang videos (300 in her case). It made me swear to never watch porn again, for about five minutes.

It's like the whole thing about how you don't want to know how the hot dogs are made: the more you know about the porn industry, the more you question why you watch this.

[biggestmexi]

Call me crazy, but whether or not jizz is involved is not a deal breaker for me.

yeah thats what im thinking.

Dave just likes to see a guy come.

Also with my screen at 1920x1080 i could have like 14 videos up. but ever do.

Usually alwasys have utorrent running w/ folding@home.

anyone else run folding@ home here? we should have a team.

[hexy68]

how come no women are calling in?

[ANC]

Who Cares Report: Muzak just claimed bankruptcy.

[RhinoinMN]

A cougar could not have children hence not being a milf.

[biggestmexi]

how come no women are calling in?

cause they are all diddling

[nate1000]

how come no women are calling in?

too busy diddling?

edit: holy mouthbreather call.

edit#2: Damn you mexi!!!

[Hottub]

how come no women are calling in?

Too busy watching porn.

[ToiletCrusher]

yeah thats what im thinking.

Dave just likes to see a guy come.

Also with my screen at 1920x1080 i could have like 14 videos up. but ever do.

Usually alwasys have utorrent running w/ folding@home.

anyone else run folding@ home here? we should have a team.

I've been running my mac at 1920x1200 on this:

Great Samsung (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16824001281&nm_mc=OTC-Froogle&cm_mmc=OTC-Froogle-_-Monitors+-+LCD+Flat+Panel-_-SAMSUNG-_-24001281)

and can keep tons of windows up too. Don't do it a lot. My HTPC runs lower resolution on my hdtv so, i can't do as many windows.

[KingGeno]

how come no women are calling in?

too busy on random blunt household objects to call. Soaps are on buddy.

[skyscraper]

Why no scratch and sniff porn yet?

there is. it's called "sex."

[ANC]

Ron: Kim, you're on the Ron & Fez Show.
Kim: (man voice) Hi Ron.
Ron: Oh... (disappointed)

:lol:

[comp_atkins]

facebook??? wtf???

[biggestmexi]

I've been running my mac at 1920x1200 on this:

Great Samsung (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16824001281&nm_mc=OTC-Froogle&cm_mmc=OTC-Froogle-_-Monitors+-+LCD+Flat+Panel-_-SAMSUNG-_-24001281)

and can keep tons of windows up too. Don't do it a lot. My HTPC runs lower resolution on my hdtv so, i can't do as many windows.

oh a 26".

mines on 42" but my graphics card was on the cheaper end.

I knew i wouldnt be playing many games.

Mostly movies. And encoding movies. (hence the quad core)

but i do need a new monitor so when its actually in the computer room.

now its just a 15" crt. :sad:

GirlNIN mention

[nate1000]

who jacks to facebook?

[ANC]

jacking to posts?

[Solace666]

Jacking to posts is the funniest thing ever... HA

[hexy68]

who jacks to facebook?

that doesn't make any sense at all :wacko:

[Hottub]

Facebook? Really?

Creeps.

[Diggy]

jacking to posts?

Ron: "Like jacking to a name on a library card."

:lol:

[Friday]

"no! you're not tying in one of our sponsors!"


:lol:

[nate1000]

dave, if you find yourself jacking over a full toilet bowl, you gotta re-examine some things.

[IMSlacker]

Dave is creepier than Hottub.

[KingGeno]

I'm not the gene calling. I'm not retarded.

[epo]

I'd be shocked if ESD didn't jack to a game of spider solitaire.

[biggestmexi]

who jacks to facebook?

usually just on the face.

fuck you dave.

He said dv and then corrected himself. what a hack.!

[sailor]

i'm a guy!!

[hexy68]

"no! you're not tying in one of our sponsors!"


:lol:

i bet dave loves your avatar Friday! :laugh:

[biggestmexi]

I'm not the gene calling. I'm not retarded.

hhmmmmmm......

[ANC]

i'm a guy!!

So I guess I'm going to have to stop jacking to your posts then huh?

[ToiletCrusher]

Jack party?

Should it be held at the cummiest poster's beach house?

[RAAMONE]

I'd be shocked if ESD didn't jack to a game of spider solitaire.

yeah...minesweeper is way hotter

[Solace666]

i bet dave loves your avatar Friday! :laugh:

Yours too hex

[TjM]

Jacking to posts is the funniest thing ever... HA

Not listening but lemme guess Dave?

[jauble]

I'd be shocked if ESD didn't jack to a game of spider solitaire.

:lol:

[biggestmexi]

So I guess I'm going to have to stop jacking to your posts then huh?

I am failing to see why you would do that.

It will make me do it more.

[Warren Peace]

Fez is the Howie Mandel of jacking...

[biggestmexi]

Not listening but lemme guess Dave?

How could you ever guess something like that.

FYI. Im guessing the drum and bass is for sitting on the subwoofer.

[KingGeno]

I miss ostrich face avatar..... so faptastic.................. :(

[ANC]

Jack party?

Should it be held at the cummiest poster's beach house?

Sinatra at a Jack Party

http://pro.corbis.com/images/IH015371.jpg?size=67&uid=%7BE770B0BF-5DA7-4746-ADCB-C968FF786A0D%7D

[nate1000]

c'mon, Dave- never jacked to a family member?

2 words: sweet spot, ya sick F

[Friday]

Jack party?

Should it be held at the cummiest poster's beach house?

:thumbup:

[Hottub]

Jack party?

Should it be held at the cummiest poster's beach house?

That would be a Lemon Party.

[jauble]

Ok gotta run to the Dr. talk to you later.

[Friday]

That would be a Lemon Party.

*ahem*

some of us are not on the AARP mailing list just yet, sir.

[nate1000]

That would be a Lemon Party.

And you can't have a lemon party without old dick- best 30 Rock line eva

[EliSnow]

A cougar could not have children hence not being a milf.

So a cougar is a older woman who does not have children?

[OGC]

Jack party?

Should it be held at the cummiest poster's beach house?

:thumbup:

:thumbup::thumbup:

That would be a Lemon Party.

:thumbup::laugh::thumbup::laugh:

[disneyspy]

So a cougar is a older woman who does not have children?

i just thought a cougar was a chick in her 40s or 50s that liked guys in their early 20s

[KingGeno]

And so it begins........

[comp_atkins]

wtf???

[EliSnow]

i just thought a cougar was a chick in her 40s or 50s that liked guys in their early 20s

That's what I thought too.

[ToiletCrusher]

So a cougar is a older woman who does not have children?

I think a cougar is simply older than the run of the mill milf. My friend's mother is totally a cougar.

[Hottub]

So a cougar is a older woman who does not have children?

I didn't think having children had anything to do with it.
One can be a couger and a milf at the same time.

[disneyspy]

I didn't think having children had anything to do with it.
One can be a couger and a milf at the same time.

but in your case the cougar would have to be in her 80s

[meanmrbill]

A cougar is simply an older woman who goes out prowling for younger guys.

[Hottub]

but in your case the cougar would have to be in her 80s

Good one, pops.

[Friday]

yay
this song makes me smiley.

[EliSnow]

I didn't think having children had anything to do with it.
One can be a couger and a milf at the same time.

thanks.

[ANC]

Just had a smoke outside, it's gorgeous!

[hexy68]

no outside video :sad:

[disneyspy]

be safe out there ron and fez,i met misti on that street

[Solace666]

Anime's? HA

[ToiletCrusher]

We heard it first! SiriusXM promotes baby smoking!

[ANC]

We heard it first! SiriusXM promotes baby smoking!

There's no better way to prepare baby... starvin'

[ToiletCrusher]

There's no better way to prepare baby... starvin'

:lol:

[ANC]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/Seinfeld_s6e7.jpg

Ron's celebrity sighting

[schabadoo]

Ron is probably killing.

As we don't see any of these people, we will never know.

[Hottub]

We heard it first! SiriusXM promotes baby smoking!

Marinate it first.

[A.J.]

These people sound like fans of the Make Believe Ballroom.

[Friday]

These people sound like fans of the Make Believe Ballroom.

who isn't a fan of the Make Believe Ballroom, really?

[A.J.]

who isn't a fan of the Make Believe Ballroom, really?

Get me Pete Johnson!

[ToiletCrusher]

"Spring is the rape season. Be careful!"

[hexy68]

NYC is the greatest city :clap: i could just stand on a corner and people watch all day :happy:


...i'm due for another vist soon

[ANC]

NYC is the greatest city :clap: i could just stand on a corner

Working your way through college hexy??

[ANC]

What did everyone go outside?

[ToiletCrusher]

I will be going outside at the end of the show when I leave to go home.

[hexy68]

What did everyone go outside?

because spring has sprung!! ...it's 65 degrees here...love it!

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I took my lap top outside on the porch to join the boys.

[ToiletCrusher]

I took my lap top outside on the porch to join the boys.

nice and sunny there? it's pouring here.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

What did everyone go outside?
Ron had to take his ManDog out for a walk.

[ANC]

Ron had to take his ManDog out for a walk.

:laugh:

I mean the .netters

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

nice and sunny there? it's pouring here.
Overcast and a little chilly here in Asheville. But not bad. The beers help.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

:laugh:

I mean the .nettersOutside meaning the opposite of a "Insider"?

[Edwin]

65 here in Central PA. Just got home from collecting cable boxes from the Chambersburg Circuit City :(. Time to enjoy a beer with the porch door open.

[Furtherman]

i just thought a cougar was a chick in her 40s or 50s that liked guys in their early 20s

A cougar is simply an older woman who goes out prowling for younger guys.

And TV Land will be premiere a new series next month called, ta-daaa... The Cougar.

The woman looks to be in her 40's and she is sexy. It's a Bachelor type show.


I wish I could run outside and join the show.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I love this bit.:thumbup:

[disneyspy]

a big fez gettin shit on by mikeyboy,a big fez

[ToiletCrusher]

TPB drop - great!!!

[OGC]

Did Fez just say it was Thursday ? I must have overslept.

[SP1!]

LIVE ON A THURSDAY? Fezzie.........

[kdubya]

I love when they are on location

[ToiletCrusher]

What would Dave's street act be?

[Edwin]

Walk The Dinosaur! :lol:

[Furtherman]

Did Fez just say it was Thursday ? I must have overslept.

For a second there I was happy.

[ANC]

:lol: I hope someone is catching this on video

[kdubya]

Is anyone video taping this

[Friday]

i would be running away too.

[A.J.]

I think it's time for some "Welcome to the Jungle".

[Recyclerz]

Fuck! I wish I heard they were doing this earlier. I'm like 12 blocks away and won't get there 'til the show is over. :wallbash:

[Edwin]

Daves act is Billy Joel's 4th encore!

Lingy longy!

[jauble]

Ok just got back raining cats and dogs here.

[EliSnow]

Did Fez just say it was Thursday ? I must have overslept.

Either way it's Hump Day.

BTW, why is ESD trying to do Katherine Hepburn doing Shakespeare?

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm about 6.5 hours and 12 blocks away

[Friday]

I'm about 6.5 hours and 12 blocks away

i think you can make it if you run real fast.

ready, GO!

[A.J.]

BTW, why is ESD trying to do Katherine Hepburn doing Shakespeare?

I was thinking the same thing.

[disneyspy]

im there in my mind

[Friday]

Either way it's Hump Day.


oh, is it? :innocent:

[Ranamanahana]

Fuck! I wish I heard they were doing this earlier. I'm like 12 blocks away and won't get there 'til the show is over. :wallbash:

Just run like a mad man. You'll make it! And if not...you got a good run in...

[ToiletCrusher]

i think you can make it if you run real fast.

ready, GO!

I made it to the door and then went back. now i'm pooped.

[SP1!]

I was thinking the same thing.

X3

[Edwin]

Wow...people just don't want to be on the radio.

[ANC]

Either way it's Hump Day.

BTW, why is ESD trying to do Katherine Hepburn doing Shakespeare?

I was thinking Billy Madison

[KingGeno]

Proflowers. Home of $20+ shipping.

[A.J.]

Come in Ronnie! You're breaking up!

[EliSnow]

Wow...people just don't want to be on the radio.

I blame Cuba Gooding Jr.

http://www.theflickchicks.com/flick-chicks/images/movie-photos/The%20Flick%20Chicks%20Movie%20Reviews%20critics%2 0Radio.jpg

[hexy68]

Wow...people just don't want to be on the radio.

one look at dave and people run away :happy:

[ANC]

Proflowers. Home of $20+ shipping.

I used them once 2 years ago and there were 11 (yes 1 missing from the dozen) almost dead flowers with chocolate with the white chalk on it. Fuck em I say!

[sailor]

someone should tell them to check out the horse cock fred from bklyn is obsessed with.

[jimmyolsenblues]

i assume ronnie is bailing and no after show...

[Edwin]

I blame Cuba Gooding Jr.

http://www.theflickchicks.com/flick-chicks/images/movie-photos/The%20Flick%20Chicks%20Movie%20Reviews%20critics%2 0Radio.jpg

Never go full retard!

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I made it to the door and then went back. now i'm pooped.
:laugh: You made it all the way to the door?

[ToiletCrusher]

sounds like ron is enjoying a cigar!

[Edwin]

I used them once 2 years ago and there were 11 (yes 1 missing from the dozen) almost dead flowers with chocolate with the white chalk on it. Fuck em I say!


Oh god, don't say that. I ordered mine from proflowers after hearing the live reads. That would suck if they fuck it up.

[ToiletCrusher]

:laugh: You made it all the way to the door?

ambitious i am.

[jauble]

sounds like ron is enjoying a cigar!

It does sound like they are enjoying their day. Good for them.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

ambitious i am.
Such great shape too. Do you work out? Or is it genetic?

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Shows going long today. This is great!

[ToiletCrusher]

Such great shape too. Do you work out? Or is it genetic?

a little from column A and a little from column B.

[SP1!]

Oh god, don't say that. I ordered mine from proflowers after hearing the live reads. That would suck if they fuck it up.

I thought about using them once but I thought they all came in boxes and not arranged like normal flowers, I can get a nice dozen roses arranged really nice for about $75 delivered here in atlanta.

[ANC]

Oh god, don't say that. I ordered mine from proflowers after hearing the live reads. That would suck if they fuck it up.

Well it was really the fault of the local florist they used here, they did refund my money and send her new flowers the next day.

[Ranamanahana]

Can they give extra show? Or will xm/sirius shut them off?

[ANC]

a little from column A and a little from column B.

Which number is that 5 or 6? :lol:

[disneyspy]

the people on paltalk are probably goin nuts,i love it

[ToiletCrusher]

opie owns 202 so they will go to the OnA replay.

[jauble]

Oh god, don't say that. I ordered mine from proflowers after hearing the live reads. That would suck if they fuck it up.

Ive used proflowers plenty of times, never a bad result for me.

[ToiletCrusher]

Which number is that 5 or 6? :lol:

6

[Friday]

is dave still a boy soprano?

[ANC]

With no Satellite of Love in the background, that must be hilarious to hear on the street.

Later buddiessssssssssssssssssssss....

:bye:

[ANC]

:huh:

[Hottub]

ambitious i am.

Yeah. OK, Yoda.

[jauble]

With no Satellite of Love in the background, that must be hilarious to hear on the street.

Later buddiessssssssssssssssssssss....

:bye:

I didnt even think of that. hahaha

[Edwin]

I thought about using them once but I thought they all came in boxes and not arranged like normal flowers, I can get a nice dozen roses arranged really nice for about $75 delivered here in atlanta.

That's what mine came to. I don't know who her florist is out there because she is kinda remote. Let the site do the work for me.

Well it was really the fault of the local florist they used here, they did refund my money and send her new flowers the next day.

That's at least a good thing.

Ive used proflowers plenty of times, never a bad result for me.

Good to hear. It's our 1str V-Day :wub:, so I'd be relieved if it all goes smoothly.

[ToiletCrusher]

Ok buddays. See ya'll real soon!

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,nice spendin another show wit chas,have a good one,enjoy the nice weather
c'ya

[hexy68]

thanks for the laughs boys and girls...CYA! :bye:

[drjoek]

great show
cya

[realmenhatelife]

I feel bad that Pops Hicks took the collar so hard on his opening today, it wasn't terrible. He's not helping get rid of his hipster any.