If you were an actor/actress, which would you choose to do?

[GreatAmericanZero]

Ok, so you are the lead actor/actress in a major motion picture. The director says to you that you have to do either one or the others

you either have to do a full frontal nude scene

or

you have to make out with someone of the same sex


or

you can do both


which would you choose?

[lleeder]

I already do both.

[Farmer Dave]

I'm pretty sure I'm a lesbian so I'll take the make out scene.

[Dude!]

i'd blow the director
in exchange for doing neither

[boosterp]

Frontal nude, I'd have twice as many female fans after that.

[Snoogans]

The right answer is depends on the paycheck. I voted full frontal cause I really dont care if my cock is hangin out, but I prefer not to kiss guys. But I'm sure a few million dollars would render that not important

[Dirtbag]

I'd have far less of a problem putting my cock on film than my horrendous man tits.

[Fallon]

I'd hit the gym before production and then do the nude scene.

[Pestz4Evah]

No one has won an Oscar for showing their dong.

I'm kissing a dude, and I'm gonna do it well.

[sailor]

no neither option?

[GreatAmericanZero]

so...hmmm...no girls have voted in this thread, huh?









FAIL

[ToiletCrusher]

hopefully both in the same scene. 2 birds, one gay scene is the way I go.

[TjM]

Frontal I have nothing to be ashamed of

[Misteriosa]

dilemma of a full frontal only seems to be an issue if you are male. there are FAR fewer full frontal nude male scenes on film and it causes more of a buzz . it seems that a full frontal female nude scene is almost expected in movies (cuz the female form is sooooo artistic).

[epo]

[CLICHE]It would depend upon the quality of the script.[\CLICHE]

[RoseBlood]

Full frontal, but only if I got to wear one of those fake muffs/vagina beards or whatever they are called.:blink:

[A.J.]

Full frontal, but only if I got to wear one of those fake muffs/vagina beards or whatever they are called.:blink:

A merkin?

[RoseBlood]

A merkin?

Yeah, but I was kidding.

[razorboy]

Full frontal wouldn't be a big deal. Snoogans is probably right. I could probably be convinced to do the same sex make-out scene if there were enough zeros in the paycheck.

[KingModem]

I had that gag reaction when I saw the spit string on Brokeback Mountain Definitely the full frontal for sure.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Full frontal, but only if I got to wear one of those fake muffs/vagina beards or whatever they are called.:blink:

am i the only one who thinks this would be a great modquote? :innocent:

[Coach]

Full Frontal..I am an aweful mess and have the Irish Curse..so it would be good comic relief.

[hammersavage]

I don't think I would want full frontal on the big screen like that. If it was straight to DVD, we can talk. I would do it if I got to wear one of those fake man bush/dick beards or whatever they are called.

And like Misty said, gay characters get Oscars not penises. I might be gay but I'll be faggin' it up at the after parties with my Best Actor hangin' out of my boy shorts.

[Whiskeyportal]

Frontal nude, I'd have twice as many female fans after that.

bringing the grand total to zero?

[razorboy]

bringing the grand total to zero?

The real problem is all of the new male fans he would have.

[MacVittie]

gimme the gay

[GreatAmericanZero]

dilemma of a full frontal only seems to be an issue if you are male. there are FAR fewer full frontal nude male scenes on film and it causes more of a buzz . it seems that a full frontal female nude scene is almost expected in movies (cuz the female form is sooooo artistic).

not anymore....barely any major actresses get naked anymore. if there is female nudity in a movie these days its some random girl showing their tits.

but now guys are showing their dicks in comedies. I think girls should start showing their vagina in comedies...that would kill

[weekapaugjz]

Frontal I have nothing to be ashamed of

full frontal, and i have a lot to be ashamed off.

[cougarjake13]

i could do the full frontal no problem


the same sex thing ... never

[hammersavage]

not anymore....barely any major actresses get naked anymore. if there is female nudity in a movie these days its some random girl showing their tits.

but now guys are showing their dicks in comedies. I think girls should start showing their vagina in comedies...that would kill

Kate Winslet didn't get the memo apparently.

I seee her bush more than I saw my first wife's. Eyyyyyyy ooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grlNIN]

Make-out.

I would also settle for 2 zeros in that paycheck.

[hammersavage]

Make-out.

I would also settle for 2 zeros in that paycheck.

You would kiss a chick for a check made out for $1.00?

It can be arranged. Not be me cuz I'm poor but somebody.

[grlNIN]

I probably would, yes

[GreatAmericanZero]

I would also settle for 2 zeros in that paycheck.

2 of me?

[weekapaugjz]

Make-out.

I would also settle for 2 zeros in that paycheck.

How many times has ESD jacked to this post?

[grlNIN]

It was lovely getting a text message in the middle of class telling me that "Dave used to jack to your posts".

[Tenbatsuzen]

It was lovely getting a text message in the middle of class telling me that "Dave used to jack to your posts".

If it was Women's Studies, I say this is post of the day.

[grlNIN]

Actually, it was Young Adult Literature.

[Aggie]

Kiss a girl. I've wanted to do that anyway so why not get paid for it? It's kind of a boring cliche now though.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Actually, it was Young Adult Literature.

...are you seriously taking a class on "Twilight" and "Harry Potter"?

[grlNIN]

Seriously? No, not seriously.

We don't read books like that and im pretty sure my teacher with the doctorate in Library Sciences would be appalled at the idea.

[hammersavage]

Every time you post, Dave runs a batch. 7,696 times now.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Seriously? No, not seriously.

We don't read books like that and im pretty sure my teacher with the doctorate in Library Sciences would be appalled at the idea.

Pump your brakes. I know people with doctorates who read Potter. It was just a joke.

[grlNIN]

Every time you post, Dave runs a batch. 7,696 times now.

Then Casey owes me for preventing Irish octuplets.

[Tenbatsuzen]

But now I am curious - what exactly do you study in Young Adult Literature?

[grlNIN]

New Moon and the Goblet of Fire.

[Tenbatsuzen]

New Moon and the Goblet of Fire.

I was hoping for "Are you there God? It's Me, Margaret".