Ron & Fez SiriusXM Listening Thread for 02/12/2009

[EliSnow]

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[Hottub]

Good Morning Buddays.:bye:

I'm looking forward to a great show today.

"The Wind And The Rain" - Meat Puppets.

[ToiletCrusher]

Well hello again buddays!

[ANC]

Good morning buddies :bye:

[ralphbxny]

AWWW Buddays!!!

[Servo]

Aw, hey there buddays... off from work today.

[disneyspy]

buuuuuddays,mornin,enjoy the wind and rain,today we're gettin snow and sleet,comin your way,tried to catch gvac's hat but it flew on by,epo-get ready,its comin your way

[ralphbxny]

Well hello again buddays!


Hello my friend, Hello!

[ANC]

Aw, hey there buddays... off from work today.

Lucky SOB!

My we're closed today, but I have to be here for reasons unknown.. :wallbash:

[KingGeno]

Helloooooooooooo.................................. ...............................................

http://www2.scholastic.com/content/media/products/97/0439108497_xlg.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

Hello my friend, Hello!

just called to let you know.

[Hottub]

Lucky SOB!

My we're closed today, but I have to be here for reasons unknown.. :wallbash:

Since you have nothing to do today, can you set up my iTunes?

[ANC]

Since you have nothing to do today, can you set up my iTunes?

:lol:

Also have been hearing:

"My son is having a problem on his computer, can I bring it in?"
"Do you have any extra computers I could take home for my wife?"
"Hey, can you come to my house this weekend? I can't seem to get my wireless router working"

Not to mention the king of all annoyances, being called at 7AM Christmas morning from a coworker asking me how to remove a virus from his home PC. :furious:

[hexy68]

Good Morn' to ya'all...windy as hell out there!

http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/53_sexy10.jpg

[skyscraper]

just called to let you know.

:glurps:

[biggestmexi]

:lol:

Also have been hearing:

"My son is having a problem on his computer, can I bring it in?"
"Do you have any extra computers I could take home for my wife?"
"Hey, can you come to my house this weekend? I can't seem to get my wireless router working"

Not to mention the king of all annoyances, being called at 7AM Christmas morning from a coworker asking me how to remove a virus from his home PC. :furious:

HEY, ANC my pc wont install SP1 for Vista or run two stick of ram. Also, do you have a spare sata optical drive that i could buy for cheap?

[FunkyDrummer]

Opening Song:

Scorpions - Wind of Change
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[ANC]

HEY, ANC my pc wont install SP1 for Vista or run two stick of ram. Also, do you have a spare sata optical drive that i could buy for cheap?

Sure just call (800) 984-3672 :smoke:

[biggestmexi]

Sure just call (800) 984-3672 :smoke:


:dry:


seriously though.

[KingGeno]

HEY, ANC my pc wont install SP1 for Vista or run two stick of ram. Also, do you have a spare sata optical drive that i could buy for cheap?

>.> Why haven't you replaced your mobo or that bad stick of RAM yet? Why are you waiting?

What error code for SP1 install?

Make a new thread. Let's talk about your feelings, sport.

[ANC]

:dry:


seriously though.

:laugh: Hang on I'm looking into it.. Is it a dual boot system?

[biggestmexi]

>.> Why haven't you replaced your mobo or that bad stick of RAM yet? Why are you waiting?

What error code for SP1 install?

Make a new thread. Let's talk about your feelings, sport.

I used yours.

[biggestmexi]

:laugh: Hang on I'm looking into it.. Is it a dual boot system?

Dual boot? You mean to OS'S?

Also i put it into genos help section :happy:

[ANC]

Dual boot? You mean to OS'S?

Also i put it into genos help section :happy:

OK, I'm headed there.

[ralphbxny]

Todays Song- Planet Rock Africa Bambaataa

Rock Rock the Planet rock DONT STOP!!!

[ANC]

Today's Song............. Bad Brains - Pay to Cum

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[JimmieHats]

buddays :bye:

[hexy68]

where'd everybody go!??

[epo]

Good morning buddays......

Today's song will be "The Stoop" by Little Jackie.

[zman81]

Good morning Buddays! I hate the whole "You're a Computer Engineer? Well my computer . . ."

[zman81]

For the next "Big game" Party http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

[KnoxHarrington]

My favorite Ginsburg poem!

[ANC]

Today's song is Van Morrison - Astral Weeks

[ToiletCrusher]

Love Van.

[ANC]

"Get off of there, Ginsberg!"

Reference #1

[ToiletCrusher]

"Get off of there, Ginsberg!"

Reference #1

What's our goal? I say 7.

[drjoek]

Todays song is Van Morrison - Astral Weeks

Best opener ever!!!!

[ANC]

What's our goal? I say 7.

You're on!

[A.J.]

Nice.

[Hottub]

You can't go wrong with Van.
Good one, Mooch.

[ToiletCrusher]

There is some classic tom and jerry on cartoon network right now.

[drjoek]

me too Ron

[biggie]

No more hearustalk.com?

[KnoxHarrington]

I might have to have a personal Astral Weeks listening party later.

[jauble]

Whats going on everyone?

[ToiletCrusher]

No more hearustalk.com?

shhhhhut up. it's a secret


# 2

[drjoek]

I coached my son through 6 years of baseball. very tough position for the kid to be in. I never put him at ss

[JimmieHats]

USA! USA! And how bout them Heels! :clap:

[FunkyDrummer]

I coached my son through 6 years of baseball. very tough position for the kid to be in. I never put him at ss

http://www.totls.com/NAZI%20SS%20FLAG.jpg

[drjoek]

USA! USA! And how bout them Heels! :clap:

http://www2.warwick.ac.uk/fac/arts/history/undergraduate/international/northamerica/uconn.jpeg

[ANC]

I got ejected from a T-Ball game when I was a kid for calling the umpire a 'faggot'.

[ANC]

I got ejected from a T-Ball game when I was a kid for calling the umpire a 'faggot'.

:unsure:

Hello?

[nate1000]

my dad waaaaaaaaaahhhh:glurps::glurps::glurps:

suck it up, deeks

[FunkyDrummer]

:unsure:

Hello?

Sure that wasn't a T-Bag game?

[Hottub]

I got ejected from a T-Ball game when I was a kid for calling the umpire a 'faggot'.

:lol:


The Isotopes win a game! The Isotopes win a game!!

[ToiletCrusher]

I got kicked out of a baseball game for charging the mound. The pitcher threw for my head because I beaned him on purpose (I was a pitcher too).

[KingGeno]

I always fought with my dad over the fundamentals of baseball. Guess that clash kind of happens when your father is a slap hitter, and you are a chunky power hitter.

[MisterSmith]

My Dad was the Junior High Phys-Ed Teacher and coached a couple of sports. I had to have him as a teacher for all 3 years for Jr. High - talk about trying to be on your toes and not screw anything up.

[epo]

Sorry ESD, but Eli Manning is no better than John Elway in regard to being a bitch about playing for a team.

[midwestjeff]

Mornin' pals.

My dad never cared about my sports endeavors.

Fuck it.

[ANC]

<--Husky boy, liked to bring a hot pretzel and a slush to Right Field in Little League..

[sarsbusdriver]

The last caller's dad was Roy(Vic Morrow) Turner

[ralphbxny]

Old Trampoline hands Whatley!!

[MisterSmith]

I am laughing my ass off about "Pan Hands" - Ron's description is hilarious... :lol:

[Friday]

hi

it's hump day

[Misteriosa]

i was a chubby, pronated ankled, pigeon toed, walking pnemonia carrying mess. i was not really allowed to run until i was older. i wasnt really allowed to play sports... i did one year of basketball and one year of volleyball. i fell too much so i wasnt allowed back...

[Hottub]

You can't get in trouble when you are riding the pine.
I did 1 season of Babe Ruth after little league, and quickly realized I no loger belonged in the game.

[MisterSmith]

i was a chubby, pronated ankled, pigeon toed, walking pnemonia carrying mess. i was not really allowed to run until i was older. i wasnt really allowed to play sports... i did one year of basketball and one year of volleyball. i fell too much so i wasnt allowed back...

Hot! :wub:

[JerseyRich]

It smells like Indian food in my work area right now.

[KnoxHarrington]

One thing I will be eternally grateful to my father for is that he didn't force me to play any sports when it became obvious I had no talent or interest in it.

[skyscraper]

my daughter signed up for softball this year, for the first time. she is 8. I almost signed up to be a coach, but thought better of it. I'd hate to have her think that I really gave a crap about how she does; I just want her to get some exercise and play with other kids.

[ANC]

You can't get in trouble when you are riding the pine.
I did 1 season of Babe Ruth after little league, and quickly realized I no loger belonged in the game.

Yeah same here.. I remember the coach gave me a shot at pitching and I sucked. I can't even count how many I walked. All I heard was laughing and the coach wouldn't take me out no matter what, so the humiliation lasted a while... I cringe just thinking about it.

[ANC]

It smells like Indian food in my work area right now.

It smells like burnt hair here... and we're having power outages every 20 minutes.

[disneyspy]

yay! the new SI swimsuit edition came in the mail!

[EliSnow]

My first organized sport was "Little Guy" Football in fourth grade. I cried like a baby when my mom told me I had to try it for a year. Did one week of it and loved it. If she hadn't done that, and had given in because I was a whiner, my life would be completely different from what it is today.

[ANC]

yay! the new SI swimsuit edition came in the mail!

Staten Island Chicks in Bikinis?

[KingGeno]

Pee Wee Football is so funny to watch. :)

[ANC]

Whoa Black Betty, Pajamagram!

[A.J.]

I wish my old man made me stick with baseball -- instead of quitting it forever because one asshole kid on the team quit on us during the championship game.

[Friday]

my dad helped coach my soccer and softball teams and he was very fair about it.
if i bit it, he took me out. but i was pretty good so i played a lot.


holy fuck it's windy here.

[disneyspy]

Pee Wee Football is so funny to watch. :)

my nephew played mightmite hockey,i couldnt stop laffin

[hexy68]

yay! the new SI swimsuit edition came in the mail!

how fast before you came on the cover??

[EliSnow]

Staten Island Chicks in Bikinis?

http://blog.silive.com/advanceupdate/2007/07/0713webmiss.JPG

[jauble]

My first organized sport was "Little Guy" Football in fourth grade. I cried like a baby when my mom told me I had to try it for a year. Did one week of it and loved it. If she hadn't done that, and had given in because I was a whiner, my life would be completely different from what it is today.

Would love to find out what alternate time line eli would be up to.

[ANC]

Pee Wee Football is so funny to watch. :)

my nephew played mightmite hockey,i couldnt stop laffin

Next time put "Yakety Sax" from Benny hill on your iPod while you watch..:thumbup:

[KnoxHarrington]

I agree with Ronnie here: Phoenix's act here is so weird and disorganized that I can't see it as an actual gimmick.

[biggestmexi]

Pee Wee Football is so funny to watch. :)

pedo.

[KingGeno]

I did this in New York city about 8 years ago. Dropped my parking ticket on the same car as mine, and never heard back.

[Solace666]

I always like yellow and orange first

[ANC]

Lemon party Fez???

[ToiletCrusher]

aren't yellow starbursts banana flavored?

[EliSnow]

Would love to find out what alternate time line eli would be up to.

I probably would be living in Minnesota still, and went to college there. I probably wouldn't be married to my wife. I would be a more introverted, less confident person so I'm not sure I'd be married at all.

In all likelihood, I wouldn't be on this board and never heard of Ron & Fez. Maybe I'd be a lawyer, maybe not. My interests in sci fi/comic books would be the same if not more so.

[ANC]

I like Dave's idea!

[ANC]

aren't yellow starbursts banana flavored?

maybe in Buffalo...


:wink:

[OGC]

There is no reason the flavors and colors have to match nowadays.

Dave is right it would be a great mind fuck if they made all of the candys the same colors with different flavors.

[FunkyDrummer]

Who doesn't love yellow treats?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/18/MrJimNorton.jpg/200px-MrJimNorton.jpg

[disneyspy]

ronald mcdonald would be fucked

[ralphbxny]

Id pay to see Hulk Hogan attacked by a Lion!!

[ToiletCrusher]

maybe in Buffalo...


:wink:

been forever since i had a starburst.

[ToiletCrusher]

ronald mcdonald would be fucked

hot

[KingGeno]

Hacksaw Jimm Duggan. Beats people up. Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Bea-bea-beats people up-up-up.

[A.J.]

I wish I could buy only strawberry Starbursts.

[ANC]

been forever since i had a starburst.

They're lemon, maybe in one of the tropical packs

[KingGeno]

aren't yellow starbursts banana flavored?

You are thinkin of Banana Laffy Taffy, the scourge of many'a loose tooth and cap in my mooooth.

[Edwin]

I love the "USA" chant.

[MisterSmith]

There is no reason the flavors and colors have to match nowadays.

Dave is right it would be a great mind fuck if they made all of the candys the same colors with different flavors.

Even better (IMO), make them different colors but randomly flavored. You get a green candy and it is grape the first time, then orange the next - no idea what color/flavor combo you will get.

[Chigworthy]

Yellow is bad, green is worst.

[Friday]

well that caller was a dick.

[EliSnow]

I love the "USA" chant.

Wrestling fans would be idiots with it though.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan could be wrestling another american, and they would start chanting it to get him fired up.

[EliSnow]

Even better (IMO), make them different colors but randomly flavored. You get a green candy and it is grape the first time, then orange the next - no idea what color/flavor combo you will get.

Sounds like Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans from the Harry Potter books.

[ToiletCrusher]

i'd always chant "it's not real"

[MisterSmith]

well that caller was a dick.

Damn, did I miss lleeder again?

[midwestjeff]

Wrestling fans would be idiots.

'nuff said.

[ANC]

Yellow is bad, green is worst.

Unless it's green apple...

[disneyspy]

the start of old bits live week?

[KnoxHarrington]

well that caller was a dick.

The douche calling about pouring beer on Mexican fans? I would hope that as soccer increases in popularity in the US, we could leave that kind of bullshit behind in Europe. I guess not.

[FunkyDrummer]

Yellow is bad, green is worst.

http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A6583/65836/300_65836.jpg

[Furtherman]

That hayseed promo was f'n hysterical.

[OGC]

Sounds like Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans from the Harry Potter books.

JellyBelly does actually do make those. they aren't randomly flavored like MisterSmith suggested. They do have some disgusting flavors but if you have a sharp eye, you can figure out what each one is.

[Hottub]

Unless it's green apple...

Eeww!

[OGC]

Damn, did I miss lleeder again?


how can we miss him if he won't go away ?

[EliSnow]

"My current wife," ESD?

[epo]

how can we miss him if he won't go away ?

If only there was a Dan Hicks fan here to appreciate that reference....

[Hottub]

If only there was a Dan Hicks fan here to appreciate that reference....

Or American Angel.

[Friday]

Or American Angel.

:lol:

[EliSnow]

Slow day today buddays.

[barjockey]

ESD "head over heels" is a frightening visual.:tongue:

[ralphbxny]

The next thing I know...I feel alseep!

[KnoxHarrington]

Slow day today buddays.

I'm not sure what to say about this. Yet another "Wow that Dave is a jealous maniac" post?

[ralphbxny]

Slow day today buddays.

where is Reilly to beat this horse down the stretch!!

[KingGeno]

Slow day today buddays.

Lot of people scurred of wind, people that say "next thing you know" every other sentence, and a network outage/stench in north jersey. :/

[Friday]

Slow day today buddays.

i handed out xanax at the door.
sorry.

[EliSnow]

"And the next thing I know, I know the next thing."

[ToiletCrusher]

How about Love Day??? That's as real of a holiday as I know.

# 3

[KnoxHarrington]

I wonder if that guy's wife likes pina colatas, or being caught in the rain.

[EliSnow]

I'm not sure what to say about this. Yet another "Wow that Dave is a jealous maniac" post?

I was just making an observation -- not a judgment.

[ANC]

Lot of people scurred of wind, people that say "next thing you know" every other sentence, and a network outage/stench in north jersey. :/

:sad:

[disneyspy]

i was stoopid enuf to take two chicks to my fishin area,i was paddlin in to shore,saw both cars and dropped anchor til one of em left,shoulda waited for both of em to leave

[Hottub]

If only there was a Dan Hicks fan here to appreciate that reference....

:lol:

The only one I can count on.:tongue:

[MisterSmith]

I wonder if that guy's wife likes pina colatas, or being caught in the rain.

:lol: I was thinking the same thing...

[Friday]

How about Love Day??? That's as real of a holiday as I know.

# 3

what's love day?

[midwestjeff]

I call shenanigans.

Tom is a fibber.

[ralphbxny]

When a caller turns to Fez!

[A.J.]

That guy sounded like me 15 years ago.

Fucking pussy.

[Coach]

Wonder if that caller's wife's ad said:
EDIT: Fuck someone beat me!

[KingGeno]

:sad:

I know. The wind is scaring me too. :p

[ANC]

How about Love Day??? That's as real of a holiday as I know.

# 3

What about Father's Day Eve?

(Homer singing): Joy to the world, a father's born. Let me receive great gifts.


Lisa: There's no such thing as father's day eve.

Homer: No father's day eve. Does this mean there's no such thing as Daddy Clause?

Lisa: Okay, there's a Daddy Clause.

Homer: Is there a Superbowl Bunny too?

Lisa: Sure, why not?

#4

[barjockey]

I wish Ron got that guys ex's number.

[ToiletCrusher]

what's love day?

http://hroman.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/simpsons-love-day.jpg

[ANC]

i was stoopid enuf to take two chicks to my fishin area,i was paddlin in to shore,saw both cars and dropped anchor til one of em left,shoulda waited for both of em to leave

Wow you really were scared..

[Friday]

noooow i see what you two are up to.
thick as theives, you are!!

[ralphbxny]

My Music Hits So Hard!!!

[ToiletCrusher]

:wink:

[barjockey]

Lot of people scurred of wind, people that say "next thing you know" every other sentence, and a network outage/stench in north jersey. :/

I live right off the LI Sound and the wind is whipping:surrender:

[KnoxHarrington]

I haven't had a phone that can make a "pants call" for years. Who still has them?

[EliSnow]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/hammer.gif

[midwestjeff]

i was stoopid enuf to take two chicks to my fishin area,i was paddlin in to shore,saw both cars and dropped anchor til one of em left,shoulda waited for both of em to leave

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjE2MzE1NDIzM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwODQxNDQ2._V1._ SX450_SY295_.jpg

[disneyspy]

I haven't had a phone that can make a "pants call" for years. Who still has them?

since my friends started gettin berries ive started gettin them again,dont be a pussy,get a flip phone!

[Diggy]

Dave as Jack in Chinatown...:lol:
http://parallax-view.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/chinatownwatching.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aifeXlnoqY

[hexy68]

dave shouldn't given away his shower secret with HTG sitting right next to him in-studio :blink:

[ANC]

a year ago, I thought it was more like 2 months ago?

[epo]

since my friends started gettin berries ive started gettin them again,dont be a pussy,get a flip phone!

Be a man and get a real phone like a Blackberry!

[ANC]

an abusive wife that goes back for more?

[disneyspy]

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjE2MzE1NDIzM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwODQxNDQ2._V1._ SX450_SY295_.jpg

seein if this will show up

[MisterSmith]

Oh good.

Lilly.



:dry:

[Friday]

somewhere Mewchie is wincing at the sound of her voice.

[ToiletCrusher]

rowdy rowdy ra-cha-cha is what we call it. Stabbing capital of WNY!

[A.J.]

I think Dave would actually enjoy prison.

[ANC]

Be a man and get a real phone like a Blackberry!

but they're far more than just a phone.... blech I'd give mine away if I could.

[KnoxHarrington]

Be a man and get a real phone like a Blackberry!

If I were getting a Blackberry, I'd get the Bold.

[MisterSmith]

somewhere Mewchie is wincing at the sound of her voice.

He's not the only one...

[ANC]

her name was McGill, but she called her self Lil.

[ToiletCrusher]

Wait, Lily dumped Trent Edwards? That means the Bills could bounce back this coming season.

[jauble]

packing blows

[disneyspy]

blackberry?more like fagferry

[Hottub]

her name was McGill, but she called her self Lil.

Shit. I thought her name was Nancy.

[skyscraper]

her name was McGill, but she called her self Lil.

but no one knows her as nancy.

[SP1!]

This show proves that men are fucking nuts

[ANC]

This show proves that men are fucking nuts

well at least 90% of them are..







:wink:

[hexy68]

This show proves that dave is fucking nuts

fixed

[jauble]

Everyones a little crazy relationships just bring it out.

[Hottub]

Take video. Put it up on Redtube.:nono:

[ANC]

The military is paranoid? I hope he never sees the wife coming out of the shower?

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1775/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1775R-1024.jpg

[ANC]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51GA3H2FEJL._AA280_.jpg

Starvin'!

[DOHO@HOME]

Wait, Lily dumped Trent Edwards? That means the Bills could bounce back this coming season.

Sorry Trent no more veroom veroom for you.

[Hottub]

http://www.roadfood.com/photos/11208.jpg

[EliSnow]

"Cookoo for cock!"

[ToiletCrusher]

"Cookoo for cock!"

sounds like a nicely packaged mod-quote.

[hexy68]

http://www.roadfood.com/photos/11208.jpg

that sammich looks incredible tub....i'm starvin here!!

[Friday]

i spent some time visiting Navy friends in Virginia Beach many years ago.
with the bases there and the airforce to boot.... it was very tough to ignore the surplus of fresh, young men around there. :innocent:

i can imagine, it would be easy for a lonely chick to meet a guy and get hers while her hubby was away. not that it makes it right... but it's easy.

[ANC]

"Cookoo for cock!"

"Hey!"
http://www.skeptic.com/eskeptic/08-02-27images/michio_kaku.jpg

[SP1!]

well at least 90% of them are..







:wink:

I think the ratio is even higher


And its not that they(military wives) are whores, its that they never got attention and now there are dozens of men every night they go out fighting for their attention so they lose their head.

[A.J.]

It's not just the military folks that cheat overseas. An embassy is like high school.

[ANC]

I got a lot of corroborating evidence, right here by the THROTTLE!

#5?

[KingGeno]

i spent some time visiting Navy friends in Virginia Beach many years ago.
with the bases there and the airforce to boot.... it was very tough to ignore the surplus of fresh, young men around there. :innocent:

i can imagine, it would be easy for a lonely chick to meet a guy and get hers while her hubby was away. not that it makes it right... but it's easy.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w126/ragunax/filthywhore11bl7.jpg

kiddin'. But i work with military, and I have met some goddamn nice and smokin' military ladies while visiting bases of operation. I can imagine it being a tough one also for lonely guys.

[Hottub]

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z126/drevala/sketchy/housewife.gif

[ToiletCrusher]

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/episodeguide/3G04.jpg


Think these fellas were ever cheated on?

#6

[A.J.]

Get jets, Ronnie B!

[ralphbxny]

Ronnie B....Such a romantic!!

[Friday]

this thread really IS slow today.

i am ensaddened by this.

[EliSnow]

God, I'd love to see Christian Bale kick Dr. Phil's fat ass.

[EliSnow]

Ridiculous comment by the Vegas mayor.

[ToiletCrusher]

spending money huh?


money can be exchanged for goods and services!


#7 !!!!!

[FunkyDrummer]

My mom used vodka for everything. If we had the flu, we got a vodka massage to break the fever and just set there stinking like alkies.

[ANC]

nothing worse than a pussy infection...

How does one spell the word to describe something filled with puss..?

[ToiletCrusher]

That was me with the oatmeal arm.

[hexy68]

i think everyone's done the hot tea (cooled of course) on sunburn

[razorboy]

We'd use olive oil for loosening earwax and a rubbing alcohol and vinegar solution for swimmers ear.

[midwestjeff]

My mom used vodka for everything. If we had the flu, we got a vodka massage to break the fever and just set there stinking like alkies.

Such a lovely woman.
http://lakersblog.latimes.com/lakersblog/images/2007/12/28/soda_popinski.jpg

[Hottub]

A shot of whiskey, then sweat it out.
For a 5 year old.

[Misteriosa]

my mom would use a warmed camphor and olive oil mixture and spread that on our chests... kinda like homemade vicks

edit: she would also use a flour and water paste/batter wrapped in saran wrap and put it on our foreheads for fever.

[EliSnow]

nothing worse than a pussy infection...


Really? What remedy did you use on your pussy?

[MisterSmith]

i think everyone's done the hot tea (cooled of course) on sunburn

I had never heard of that actually. I have heard/used Witch Hazel on sunburn, but not tea.

[razorboy]

How does one spell the word to describe something filled with puss..?

Abscess?

[ANC]

That was me with the oatmeal arm.

Yeah, well, I may not have a fancy black bathrobe and a hammer like Snooty, but I do have slippers and an oatmeal spoon.

#8!

[EliSnow]

The warm water and salt gargle is what help get rid of my larnygitis a couple of weeks ago.

[Hottub]

Vinegar on sunburn.
Lemon & hot water for indigestion.

[ANC]

Abscess?

pussy? pussey?

[ToiletCrusher]

If I cried about an injury or cut, my dad would throw a beer bottle at me and say, "Now you have something real to cry about you baby."

[Friday]

when i was in high school we were spending a week at my friends lake house and i got dozens of bug bites all over my legs from spending a night drinking beer on the docks without any bug spray

they were itchy as hell so my friends mom rubbed ammonia on them.... the itching stopped right away and they dried out completely. i wanted to kiss that woman.

[ANC]

Making bong out of your kid to cure an earache?

[Hottub]

How does one spell the word to describe something filled with puss..?

Your mom's box?

[midwestjeff]

Jesus Christ. The revenue from these 1500 live reads alone should be enough to pay all of Sirius's bills.

[ANC]

For poison ivy, my mom rubbed bleach on the rash I had on my ankles..

[hexy68]

my mom would use a warmed camphor and olive oil mixture and spread that on our chests...

even today Misti?....hott!

[Misteriosa]

i use rubbing alcohol on bug bites

[Friday]

The warm water and salt gargle is what help get rid of my larnygitis a couple of weeks ago.

gargling with apple cider vinegar is also good when you lose your voice
old singer's trick

[A.J.]

when i was in high school we were spending a week at my friends lake house and i got dozens of bug bites all over my legs from spending a night drinking beer on the docks without any bug spray

they were itchy as hell so my friends mom rubbed ammonia on them.... the itching stopped right away and they dried out completely. i wanted to kiss that woman.

http://firepanos.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/gus-windex.jpg

[FunkyDrummer]

nothing worse than a pussy infection...

How does one spell the word to describe something filled with puss..?

purulent

[ANC]

Your mom's box?

http://www.apimac.com/emoticons/images/italiamac_puking.gif

[Friday]

http://firepanos.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/gus-windex.jpg

:laugh:

[ANC]

A guy I used to work with, to unclog his ear, he'd make a paper cone, put it in his ear and light one end on fire.. SUpposedly something with the pressure pulling the wax out.. weirdo..

[SinA]

i probably missed something here, but...

is htg there laughing in the background?

[ralphbxny]

Tom can you hear me.

[hexy68]

we put mud on bee stings

[ToiletCrusher]

A guy I used to work with, to unclog his ear, he'd make a paper cone, put it in his ear and light one end on fire.. SUpposedly something with the pressure pulling the wax out.. weirdo..

I knew someone who did that too.

[ralphbxny]

Fez You Racist!!

[biggestmexi]

The mud on a mosquito bite might help just for the properties of cooling.

(evaporation of the liquid in the mud made it cooler.)

[hexy68]

i probably missed something here, but...

is htg there laughing in the background?

she's in studio sitting next to ronnie

[ANC]

Bites, when I was a kid, i'd make an X in it with my fingernail.. I think everyone did that though.

[Hottub]

I drop mud.

[ToiletCrusher]

Aw, you never want to spend any time with me. Well I can help you with your lovin' problem: I got a home remedy that'll put the zowsers back in your trousers.


#8

We beat the quota budday!

[led37zep]

I'm willing to bet Ron doesn't own a Kite.

[KingGeno]

Kid I went to grade school with wore Coke Bottle glasses. We were playing football one day, football landed in bushes. he pushed the bush down, grabbed the football, and then mistakingly let go of the bush too quick. Bush came up and scratched his eyes.

Never had to wear glasses again.

Crazy.

[biggestmexi]

Kid I went to grade school with wore Coke Bottle glasses. We were playing football one day, football landed in bushes. he pushed the bush down, grabbed the football, and then mistakingly let go of the bush too quick. Bush came up and scratched his eyes.

Never had to wear glasses again.

Crazy.


Cause hes blind now?

[EliSnow]

i probably missed something here, but...

is htg there laughing in the background?

Couldn't you tell by how little Fezzie has been talking today?

[KingGeno]

Cause hes blind now?

Died of bush disease. Turrible. So turrible.

[biggestmexi]

I'm willing to bet Ron doesn't own a Kite.

he said Kike. :tongue:

[ANC]

Aw, you never want to spend any time with me. Well I can help you with your lovin' problem: I got a home remedy that'll put the zowsers back in your trousers.


#8

We beat the quota budday!

Actually it #9

Yeah, well, I may not have a fancy black bathrobe and a hammer like Snooty, but I do have slippers and an oatmeal spoon.

#8!

Well done! :clap:

[biggestmexi]

Died of bush disease. Turrible. So turrible.

You should really be careful when you get shrubbery.

Ni.