Ron & Fez SiriusXM Listening Thread for 2/13/2009

[EliSnow]

Good morning my buddays!

http://www.evangeline-lilly.biz/images/big/evangeline-lilly-10.jpg


Always Feeling Irritable? Ask Dr. Steve! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=43)

Beer Me, Marge (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=75112)

Hearing Something Interesting On The Show? Post A Thread About It In Everything Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

Want To Visit The Show And Hang With The Buddays? Click Here. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69230&highlight=visiting+show+live)

[A.J.]

Good morning friends!

Fuck you, Ron & Fez guests and sponsors!

[ToiletCrusher]

Good morning buddays.

[Friday]

morning.
glad everyone here is alive.

nice avatar, tc.

[Servo]

Morning buddays... what's the haps? A little funk for a Friday?

[KingGeno]

Good friday, buddays! Can't wait to hear about ProFlowers and Teddy Bears every 10 minutes. :thumbup:

[ANC]

Gutenmorgen meine freunde :bye:

[FunkyDrummer]

Morning netters! Happy Funk Friday!

Opening Song:

Rufus Thomas - The Funky Chicken
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[KingGeno]

<object width="425" height="344">Kick it.

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[EliSnow]

Good morning friends!

Fuck you, Ron & Fez guests and sponsors!

I think we may need the following statement at the start of every thread:

The opinions expressed in this thread do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Ron, Fez or any member of the show. They are the opinions of anyone who can log in, and can be ignored. Have a pleasant day and go fuck yourselves.

[hexy68]

Good Morning .netters!...i need some laughs from you buddays and R&F today :down:

[A.J.]

I think we may need the following statement at the start of every thread:

The opinions expressed in this thread do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Ron, Fez or any member of the show. They are the opinions of anyone who can log in, and can be ignored. Have a pleasant day and go fuck yourselves.



With the pic of Ron flipping the bird.

[KingGeno]

Good Morning .netters!...i need some laughs from you buddays and R&F today :down:

Chin up, buster. It will get better soon. :/ Fuckin' sucks for everyone nowadays........ shame.

[drjoek]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/multimedia/photo_gallery/0806/best.celebrity.models/images/new.maria-sharapova.jpg

[EliSnow]

With the pic of Ron flipping the bird.

Maybe with another sentence like:

If you can't handle criticism from listeners, perhaps you should not have entered into the entertainment industry or whatever your chosen profession may be.

[ANC]

I think we may need the following statement at the start of every thread:



Did I miss something? Who we talkin' bout Willis?

[KingGeno]

Did I miss something? Who we talkin' bout Willis?

Babies, internet tough guys, burnt out humor, etc. ;)

[Chip196]

Good Morning Buddays!!!

[ANC]

Babies, internet tough guys, burnt out humor, etc. ;)

anyone in particular?

[ANC]

Good Morning Buddays!!!

Mornin' Chip!

[Chip196]

Mornin' Chip!

How are you ANC?

[A.J.]

Did I miss something? Who we talkin' bout Willis?

This. What Ron had said. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2119626&postcount=67)

[ANC]

How are you ANC?

Doing well... wish I could nap

[ANC]

This. What Ron had said. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2119626&postcount=67)

Ahhh thanks AJ

[drjoek]

Did I miss something? Who we talkin' bout Willis?

This thread (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=74611&highlight=Kill+Listening&page=4) discussion from about page 5 on

[KingGeno]

Why I hang out and chit-chat at hearustalk. Easier to discuss that way, no evidence, etc.

[ToiletCrusher]

morning.
glad everyone here is alive.

nice avatar, tc.

Spanks!

[Hottub]

BUDDAYS!!!!

Good morning. I'm about to scrape and reload my kid's blackberry for the second time.:wallbash:

Maybe when I get my tax refund, I'll buy him a new one.

If R.I.M. is a sponsor, Hello and welcome.

If not, suck a fat dick!!!

[calmtempest]

Morning buddies, its been forever since I've been able to post in a listening thread, what's new? I hope I'm not still Rude and Rude. How's everybody doing today? Happy Friday... best news I've had all week.

[DOHO@HOME]

Oh hi everyboodie I'm so happy it's friday how about the rest of ya?
windy and cold all up in here:thumbdown:

[hexy68]

Morning buddies, its been forever since I've been able to post in a listening thread, what's new? I hope I'm not still Rude and Rude. How's everybody doing today? Happy Friday... best news I've had all week.

nice to see ya back! ...looking at your post total you'll be RandR for awhile :smoke:

[EliSnow]

BTW, I just want people to know that I support all of the Ron and Fez sponsors.

For instance, I have recommended ashleymadion.com to all my family and friends. My parents love it!

[JimmieHats]

Funk Fridee, crackas!

[nate1000]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/multimedia/photo_gallery/0806/best.celebrity.models/images/new.maria-sharapova.jpg

Nice pic, but she will never be what they want her to be:
http://oldwestshooters5.homestead.com/files/Women_A/Anna_Kournikova.jpg

[KingGeno]

BTW, I just want people to know that I support all of the Ron and Fez sponsors.

For instance, I have recommended ashleymadion.com to all my family and friends. My parents love it!

Come on now, Eli. You know anything we discuss makes guests and sponsors hurtie all over................................NOT mainstream media, news outlets, the guest and sponsors behavior, etc. A message board.

Who know a bunch of people chit-chatting would send negative WAVES throughout the world or entertainment.

[EliSnow]

Come on now, Eli. You know anything we discuss makes guests and sponsors hurtie all over................................NOT mainstream media, news outlets, the guest and sponsors behavior, etc. A message board.

Who know a bunch of people chit-chatting would send negative WAVES throughout the world or entertainment.

Which is why I support the sponsors!

[drjoek]

Nice pic, but she will never be what they want her to be:
http://oldwestshooters5.homestead.com/files/Women_A/Anna_Kournikova.jpg

Maria:
Less looks but more talent

[EliSnow]

Today's song is "Do You Love Me" by Maceo Parker.

[drjoek]

Maceo!!

[JerseyRich]

Maceo! I want you to blow!

[disneyspy]

nooner buuuuddays,happy day,I CANT SEE MY GRASS

[KingGeno]

Can't wait to tell my chick that I'm cancelling our camping trip because I won Phillies opening night tickets. :) Gonna be so fun.

[sailor]

tequila!!

[drjoek]

Boppers!

[Black Gearl]

I miss you guys.

[Servo]

aww buddies... NY's the greatest if you get someone to pay the rent...

[Black Gearl]

.

[jauble]

hey buddies, my last show in Indiana.

[ToiletCrusher]

Ron doesn't seem thrilled today.

[Furtherman]

I thought it was bad luck to say MacBeth backstage at a theater.

Lady Friday! You would know! Tell us!

[MisterSmith]

Wow. What's with the show start today? :wacko:

[nate1000]

Maria:
Less looks but more talent

not according to my definition

[OGC]

Ron doesn't seem thrilled today.



he certainly does. it doesn't bode well

[ANC]

Hey Buddies..Fuck my job, there I said it!

[skyscraper]

Can't wait to tell my chick that I'm cancelling our camping trip because I won Phillies opening night tickets. :) Gonna be so fun.

hey me too! where are you sitting?

[KnoxHarrington]

What the fuck was that guy talking about? Any plane crash with fatalities is going to be all over the news, especially after one the night before.

[MerkinMuffley]

These callers are horrible.

[KatPw]

That caller was correct about another plane crash in Virgina today

http://www.herald-dispatch.com/news/briefs/x140291699/W-Va-plane-crash-preliminary-report-released
ETA: or at least info was released regarding it.

[KingGeno]

hey me too! where are you sitting?

Buddy ordered them, and he is in a meeting. Gonna find out soon.

So stoked!

[Heather 8]

That caller was correct about another plane crash in Virgina today

http://www.herald-dispatch.com/news/briefs/x140291699/W-Va-plane-crash-preliminary-report-released

That's West Virginia. And about 40+ people fewer than what he reported.

[A.J.]

That caller was correct about another plane crash in Virgina today

http://www.herald-dispatch.com/news/briefs/x140291699/W-Va-plane-crash-preliminary-report-released
ETA: or at least info was released regarding it.

That's West Virginia. And about 40+ people fewer than what he reported.

I think he was just trying to make a Manassas joke.

[ANC]

I agree with Ron 100%

[MisterSmith]

That caller was correct about another plane crash in Virgina today

http://www.herald-dispatch.com/news/briefs/x140291699/W-Va-plane-crash-preliminary-report-released
ETA: or at least info was released regarding it.

Yeah, I was going to post that too. He probably got confused because they just released a preliminary crash report today concerning an earlier crash. Toss that in with the crash today and it isn't too hard to see how some people could get confused.

[KatPw]

That's West Virginia. And about 40+ people fewer than what he reported.

He must have blended the number of victims from the Buffalo crash into his count. 2 plane crashes each with 40 victims would be all over the news, with the headline "zomg Terrorists!"

[KnoxHarrington]

I think it's easier for people to believe they are "cursed" or that a "hex" is on them than that they just fucked up their own lives.

[ToiletCrusher]

curse of the jade monkey?

[~Katja~]

That caller was correct about another plane crash in Virgina today

http://www.herald-dispatch.com/news/briefs/x140291699/W-Va-plane-crash-preliminary-report-released
ETA: or at least info was released regarding it.

yeah but that one only had 6 people die and it crashed February 1st
http://www.wsls.com/sls/news/local/southside/article/deadly_small_plane_crash_near_virginia_north_carol ina_border/4848/



On a happy note, my friend is in labor and delivery right now having a Friday 13th baby.

[disneyspy]

I think it's easier for people to believe they are "cursed" or that a "hex" is on them than that they just fucked up their own lives.

leave hexy alone,he's jinxed

[drjoek]

http://concerts.wolfgangsvault.com/dt/rod-stewart-and-the-faces-concert/20050149-37167.html?utm_source=NL&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_camp aign=090213

Tub, epo:
Wolfgang's vault new release Rod Stewart and the Faces concert.

[KatPw]

On a happy note, my friend is in labor and delivery right now having a Friday 13th baby.

If it's a boy, is the name Jason in the running? Congrats to your friend!!!!! I hope she has a quick and painless (as much as possible) delivery :clap:

[Furtherman]

I'll sleep tight tonight!

[OGC]

When I am driving , I often wonder if there is a car around the next corner that is driven by some dope who is driving drunk and is gonna kill me in 10 seconds.

[rooter]

Is Ronnie just trying to fuck with Fez today?

[PD]

These callers are horrible.

you could post that every show since 2004

[Hottub]

http://concerts.wolfgangsvault.com/dt/rod-stewart-and-the-faces-concert/20050149-37167.html?utm_source=NL&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_camp aign=090213

Tub, epo:
Wolfgang's vault new release Rod Stewart and the Faces concert.

Thanks, Doc.

You da best!

[jauble]

When I am driving , I often wonder if there is a car around the next corner that is driven by some dope who is driving drunk and is gonna kill me in 10 seconds.

I dont know why people think about dying...we talked about flying last night in chat after the crash.

[TjM]

Can't wait to tell my chick that I'm cancelling our camping trip because I won Phillies opening night tickets. :) Gonna be so fun.

Reminds me of my rehearsal dinner Game 7 2003 Sox Yanks. every time the bar area cheered every male in my party ran to the bar. Not me though I sat right in my chair getting the evil eye from my Mom, Future Wife, Future Mom in Law untill my wife said "you can go"

It was almost a great night untill that GD hayseed Little decided to send Pedro out there with nothing in the tank. But 2004 more than made up for it

[~Katja~]

If it's a boy, is the name Jason in the running? Congrats to your friend!!!!! I hope she has a quick and painless (as much as possible) delivery :clap:

it is a boy but she already picked a name Miles Emmerson.

[KnoxHarrington]

Here's the thing: I've never been in a flight that had any sort of issue -- all of them were completely smooth, perfect, no threat at all. I was in a car wreck where, if this douche had hit me about 3 feet further down the body of my car than he did, I would have at least been severely injured, if not killed. I've had many close calls, and a couple of other minor accidents.

But I'm nervous flying. What the fuck.

[MisterSmith]

it is a boy but she already picked a name Miles Emmerson.

That's not a very good name for a psychotic murderer. She should have chosen something more dynamic. :thumbdown:

[jimmyolsenblues]

does fez even know when ronnie teases him....?
i think fez has no idea when ronnie is playing with him.....

[OGC]

finally I'd be in the majority :clap:

[EliSnow]

I think the issue is one of control. When you're driving, you believe that you have control over whether you get in an accident.

But when you're flying, you have no control over what happens with that plane.

That's why I love the serenity prayer.

[TjM]

Here's the thing: I've never been in a flight that had any sort of issue -- all of them were completely smooth, perfect, no threat at all. I was in a car wreck where, if this douche had hit me about 3 feet further down the body of my car than he did, I would have at least been severely injured, if not killed. I've had many close calls, and a couple of other minor accidents.

But I'm nervous flying. What the fuck.

If you want to get over your fear of flying take a train from Boston to Orlando for your honeymoon. When it came time to go home I canceled the cab and train ride and booked a flight with SW for the next morning home in 2 hours. Worst part about that trip was being in Penn Station for a few hours saw a lovely young couple arguing in front of NAthans the girl told her beau "I told you not to bring no gun up in here"!

Yeah I'll be coming back to NY real soon

[A.J.]

But when you're flying, you have no control over what happens with that plane.

That's why I love the serenity prayer.

That's why I love all that free beer in business class.

[ANC]

On a happy note, my friend is in labor and delivery right now having a Friday 13th baby.

:thumbup: congrats!

[Furtherman]

That's why I love the serenity prayer.

I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar?

[MisterSmith]

That's why everybody (especially those that live alone), should learn the Self Heimlich Maneuver:

http://medicalimages.allrefer.com/large/heimlich-maneuver-on-oneself.jpg

[sailor]

the brother of one of my best friends died in high school from choking while eating in his room. life is so fuckin' fragile.

[KnoxHarrington]

I think the issue is one of control. When you're driving, you believe that you have control over whether you get in an accident.

But when you're flying, you have no control over what happens with that plane.

That's why I love the serenity prayer.

SERENITY NOW

[EliSnow]

I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar?

WTF?!!!! You want to get impaled?

[skyscraper]

Here's the thing: I've never been in a flight that had any sort of issue -- all of them were completely smooth, perfect, no threat at all. I was in a car wreck where, if this douche had hit me about 3 feet further down the body of my car than he did, I would have at least been severely injured, if not killed. I've had many close calls, and a couple of other minor accidents.

But I'm nervous flying. What the fuck.

I'm sure it's a matter of experience; on the whole, people drive more than they fly, and so are more comfortable with it.

[MisterSmith]

I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar?

:laugh: Excellent! :clap:

[ANC]

That's why I love the serenity prayer.

SERENITY NOW!

http://www.massaveathon.com/Frank_Costanza2.jpg


EDIT - DAMN YOU KNOX!

[OGC]

Thanks Ron, Your alien abduction fear gives me one more thing to worry about. :down:

[nate1000]

I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar?

http://hijinksensue.com/comics/2007-10-08-serenity-2-firefly-wash.jpg

[KnoxHarrington]

New sponsor...let's see what Ronnie does with this one.

[Furtherman]

Thanks Ron, Your alien abduction fear gives me one more thing to worry about. :down:

Well, if they know how to travel the stars, I think they'll figure out a refrigerator.

[KatPw]

it is a boy but she already picked a name Miles Emmerson.

That is definitely a better choice of a name. I like Miles, it's not a name you hear often.

[MisterSmith]

Dear f@#$!

[ANC]

I thought he was selling Carbon-Steel Fabric

[KatPw]

That's why everybody (especially those that live alone), should learn the Self Heimlich Maneuver:

http://medicalimages.allrefer.com/large/heimlich-maneuver-on-oneself.jpg

Totally. I had to heimlich myself once. It was fucking terrifying.

[~Katja~]

That is definitely a better choice of a name. I like Miles, it's not a name you hear often.

I like Miles as well, she said it is a late grandfathers name...

[jimmyolsenblues]

omg ronnie's pissed!!!!
(killing carbonite)

[KnoxHarrington]

Carbonite is actually a very good service that I recommend.

[ANC]

Carbonite is actually a very good service that I recommend.

I keep every dollar I have taped to my legs at all times.

[jauble]

Carbonite is actually a very good service that I recommend.

But does it come with a free vase?

[KnoxHarrington]

I'm not in the mood to listen to Ronnie rip everyone for 3 hours today. I got other shit to do.

[ANC]

I'm not in the mood to listen to Ronnie rip everyone for 3 hours today. I got other shit to do.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8VOyiABEUFc/SGJ0U2ZY-zI/AAAAAAAAA_M/vEeiANYYCrU/s400/bufalloB.jpg

[nate1000]

Speaking of firefly- Dollhouse premiers tonight.

Edit: oh, no. Is that the sound of asses tearing?

[MisterSmith]

Yeah, it's cool... but how does it help save your files?

http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/carbonite.jpg

I guess you freeze them in there or something...

[EliSnow]

Thanks caller for stealing my point.

Early break.

[KnoxHarrington]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8VOyiABEUFc/SGJ0U2ZY-zI/AAAAAAAAA_M/vEeiANYYCrU/s400/bufalloB.jpg

Why yes, as a matter of fact, I do have some sewing to do.

[A.J.]

Carbonite is actually a very good service that I recommend.

EDIT: Damn you MisterSmith!

[EliSnow]

Speaking of firefly- Dollhouse premiers tonight.

Edit: oh, no. Is that the sound of asses tearing?

I have to remember to get home and set the old DVR for that.

[KingGeno]

Takes a break because paltalk isn't working. Amazing.

[FunkyDrummer]

Speaking of firefly- Dollhouse premiers tonight.

Edit: oh, no. Is that the sound of asses tearing?

'Dollhouse' is a big disappointment (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=%2Fc%2Fa%2F2009%2F02%2F11%2FDD9015QI SL.DTL)

[jauble]

Takes a break because paltalk isn't working. Amazing.

Sounds like things are unorganized in general today.

[KnoxHarrington]

I don't get the concept of this commercial at all. I've heard ads that pose as segments of talk shows before, but this one is posing as an ad on a talk show. What are they going for.

"It's...ahhh...it's here...."

[FunkyDrummer]

Ichiban: Germany's most famous former prostitute dies at 63 (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090213/ap_on_re_eu/eu_germany_obit_hamburg_domecina_2)

[KatPw]

'Dollhouse' is a big disappointment (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=%2Fc%2Fa%2F2009%2F02%2F11%2FDD9015QI SL.DTL)

There was an interview with Josh Whedon in the latest Rolling Stone. Even he is not happy with Dollhouse. He blames FOX and said this is the last time he is ever working in the TV industry.

[drjoek]

I have to remember to get home and set the old DVR for that.

http://www.photopost.com/photopost/data/500/171677MAX_Wallpapers_Beauties_0149_Eliza_Dushku.jp g

[~Katja~]

Ichiban: Germany's most famous former prostitute dies at 63 (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090213/ap_on_re_eu/eu_germany_obit_hamburg_domecina_2)

never even heard of her

had to even search for pix...
http://a339.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/11/m_fe1f710719ee72cdd47685974db31da2.jpg

[MisterSmith]

EDIT: Damn you MisterSmith!

:laugh: I was really surprised I wasn't beaten to the punch on that one.

[drjoek]

Is it that damn paltalk that's pissing Ron off?

[ToiletCrusher]

early break. what did i miss?

[A.J.]

Ichiban: Germany's most famous former prostitute dies at 63 (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090213/ap_on_re_eu/eu_germany_obit_hamburg_domecina_2)

Niehoff left prostitution in the 1990s to open her own bar in Hamburg's red light district, St. Pauli, and turned her attention to a number of social causes.

Hmmm. A St. Pauli girl.

[PD]

Speaking of firefly- Dollhouse premiers tonight.

Edit: oh, no. Is that the sound of asses tearing?
im disappointed about the reviews of it so far.

[Furtherman]

That HIV story is a couple months old.

[EliSnow]

I could see Ron snorting a line of stem cells.

[ANC]

Here's your Stem Cell Fezzie

http://research.ucsc.edu/compliance/StemCell/images/13.jpg

[MisterSmith]

This is actually an old story - I heard about it a month or so ago. So far it is more of a curiosity because there is so much they have to figure out, much less how to accurately or effectively replicate the effect.

[ToiletCrusher]

I support stem cell research

[KnoxHarrington]

Fezzie's right -- restricting stem cell to those already existing lines has greatly hampered research, especially because several of them were tainted.

[TjM]

HAHA you said taint

[FunkyDrummer]

never even heard of her

had to even search for pix...
http://a339.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/11/m_fe1f710719ee72cdd47685974db31da2.jpg

Did you know it was legal?

[OGC]

It would have been better if they had gone out to dinner on Fez today. Without Dave. :thumbup:

[ANC]

<-Fatboy likes his Almond Roca :wallbash:

[EliSnow]

Today, I'm bringing home some red roses for my wife and one pink rose for my daughter.

Plus, I picked up some chocolate strawberries, a heart shaped brownie and some heart shaped sugar cookies for my family.

[jauble]

Oh Stuffy

[ToiletCrusher]

Tomorrow would also be my parents' anniversary so I have to do something nice for my mother too.

[KingGeno]

http://www.mediabistro.com/prnewser/original/url.jpg
Scruffy.......that's the worst idea
I've ever heard.......

[ANC]

This year, just a card and my wife is cooking me a nice meal. She said "Don't waste money on flowers"

[ANC]

http://www.mediabistro.com/prnewser/original/url.jpg
Scruffy.......that's the worst idea
I've ever heard.......


:lol:

[~Katja~]

Did you know it was legal?

it was made legal after I left the country

[A.J.]

Today, I'm bringing home some red roses for my wife and one pink rose for my daughter.

Plus, I picked up some chocolate strawberries, a heart shaped brownie and some heart shaped sugar cookies for my family.

I hope you went to proflowers.com. SPONSORS RULE!!!

[drjoek]

Just a card
I got the Van Morrison tix for us for the end of the month.

[PD]

Today, I'm bringing home some red roses for my wife and one pink rose for my daughter.

Plus, I picked up some chocolate strawberries, a heart shaped brownie and some heart shaped sugar cookies for my family.

my wife knows I hate buying flowers that are $49 today and $5 after valentines day.

[disneyspy]

i guess rons never been to the dollar store,i dont wrap ANYTHING,cept my you know

[jauble]

I love fez laughing at scruff.

[ToiletCrusher]

Oh scruffy. will you ever win?

[EliSnow]

my wife knows I hate buying flowers that are $49 today and $5 after valentines day.

There's a local store that doesn't overcharge that much and the flowers are great.

Tomorrow night, I'm going to make dinner for her. Probably some risotto and steak or salmon. It's up to her.

[razorboy]

This is the pussiest thing I have ever heard in my life.

[Furtherman]

I hope you went to proflowers.com. SPONSORS RULE!!!

I did.

Thanks Ron & Fez!

[Hottub]

Me and the boys have a camping trip starting tonight until Sunday.
A quiet Valentine's day for the Mrs.

[dino_electropolis]

As per that last caller's explanation of how this thing worked out (i.e. breaking up), i might have to make one of these gay things myself!

[A.J.]

Fake Skidmark. :furious:

[PD]

There's a local store that doesn't overcharge that much and the flowers are great.

Tomorrow night, I'm going to make dinner for her. Probably some risotto and steak or salmon. It's up to her.

that's always good.
Like ron, i get pissed at the "phony" holidays, but you do need to make sure wife/kids know they are appreciated.

[Heather 8]

As far as I know, we're only exchanging cards and maybe getting takeout. My "gift" to the husband is taking Jack up north for the week and letting him get some sleep.

[ToiletCrusher]

A jar full of nothing. :lol:

[TjM]

I miss Earl :glurps:

[dino_electropolis]

Scruffy is effectively putting his balls in that jar.

[ANC]

"I guess it's hyperventilating, but I find it cute" :lol:

[PD]

I hope you went to proflowers.com. SPONSORS RULE!!!

I used proflowers in the past - and always worked out fine, fwiw

[TjM]

Scruffy is suck a dope. "Caring" about your woman... Pfffft

[ANC]

"I Used to Love Her, But Had to Kill Her"

[~Katja~]

Me and the boys have a camping trip starting tonight until Sunday.
A quiet Valentine's day for the Mrs.

by boys are you talking your balls and by camping trip you mean you will be popping a tent yet the Mrs. will be lonely?

[dino_electropolis]

CALLERS are exceptionally bad today.

[KingGeno]

Proflowers worked fine for me in the past.

$20 shipping though sometimes.

[ToiletCrusher]

The callers are particularly tough to deal with today.

[Hottub]

I used proflowers in the past - and always worked out fine, fwiw

I have used Ashley Madison in the past - and always worked out fine, fwiw

[Heather 8]

I have used Ashley Madison in the past - and always worked out fine, fwiw

Discretion, thy name is NOT Hottub.

[drjoek]

The callers are particularly tough to deal with today.

Probably time for me to call in!!:banning:

[~Katja~]

well as much as I hate valentines I think the general idea behind his gift is sweet but the things he mentions and how he writes them sound are just silly and not special... nothing romantic bout it

[razorboy]

Scruffy is suck a dope. "Caring" about your woman... Pfffft

There is a difference between caring about your woman and becoming one.

[ANC]

Fez the Ladykiller! :clap:

[OGC]

Was this girl Fez is talking about Eleanor Roosevelt ?

[comp_atkins]

wait what?!?!?!

[A.J.]

Probably time for me to call in!!:banning:

Redeem yourself!

[ANC]

http://unholidaycards.com/choo-front-pre.png

#1

[EliSnow]

As far as I know, we're only exchanging cards and maybe getting takeout. My "gift" to the husband is taking Jack up north for the week and letting him get some sleep.

Although my wife didn't phrase it as a gift to me, she's going to her mom's with the girls from Monday to Thursday.

[~Katja~]

yeah as a kid everybody gets cards to the age when the kids have to write it themselves... the boys only gets cards when mommy still has to write all of them for the classroom. :(

[ToiletCrusher]

http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/14810000/14816567.JPG

Scruffy, why not give this to her with a little note that reads, "Fill it out yourself."

[Heather 8]

Hamburger bouquet? Now I'm starvin'... for love.

[Friday]

Although my wife didn't phrase it as a gift to me, she's going to her mom's with the girls from Monday to Thursday.

enter.... Ashley Madison.

[foodcourtdruide]

I thought Scruffy's idea was the worst Valentine's day gift ever, then Ron mentioned the Hamburger Bouquet. What the fuck is the point of that? How about you just give me a hamburger? And fries?

[ANC]

yeah as a kid everybody gets cards to the age when the kids have to write it themselves... the boys only gets cards when mommy still has to write all of them for the classroom. :(

I hated that in school... a lot of kids who felt rejected, and kids who thought girls really liked them only to be let down later...:down:

[TjM]

Sadly when it comes to the wife I am a sappy jack ass. But I will slam a beer bottle over your head if you make fun of me

[ANC]

Fezzie can finally keep his snapshots safe:

http://www.pixelparadox.com/pic/images/Billy_The_Kid_before.jpg

[A.J.]

http://unholidaycards.com/choo-front-pre.png

#1

My Valentine's Days have typically ended like this:

http://www.duffzone.org/framegrabs/9f13/9f13-121.jpg

[ANC]

Sadly when it comes to the wife I am a sappy jack ass. But I will slam a beer bottle over your head if you make fun of me

I read that quick and thought it said:

"Sadly when it comes to the wife I am a sappy jack ass. But I will slam a beer bottle over her head":blink:

[PD]

Beaverpelt.:lol:

[disneyspy]

ha i'd love a beaver pelt

[EliSnow]

enter.... Ashley Madison.

More like Resident Evil 5, Wii edition.

Plus, mexican food night (homemade empenadas and quesadillas) Monday, cuban burger night on tuesday.

[OGC]

Fezzie can finally keep his snapshots safe:

http://www.pixelparadox.com/pic/images/Billy_The_Kid_before.jpg


Didn't he once shoot a man just for snoring ?

[foodcourtdruide]

Why do I hate Scruffy's relationship so much? I just want her to cheat on him. Is that terrible? Does that make me a terrible person?

[ANC]

My Valentine's Days have typically ended like this:

http://www.duffzone.org/framegrabs/9f13/9f13-121.jpg

Not sure if "http://www.duffzone.org/framegrabs/9f13/9f13-121.jpg" was intentional, but could work...

[ToiletCrusher]

If you start with mediocrity, anything after would be considered amazing.

[OGC]

screen cap please !!!

[ANC]

More like Resident Evil 5, Wii edition.

When does it come out??

[ANC]

Patti as Jane Asher?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/07/article-0-0069945700000258-246_233x319_popup.jpg

[barjockey]

How 'bout the cigar bouquet?

[OGC]

be Calling !!!!

[razorboy]

Jane Asher was a smokin' hot hottie.

[ANC]

Nice stumble there...Han :dry:

[A.J.]

Murray the K was the 5th Beatle? Somewhere George Martin gently weeps.

[nate1000]

slightly overweight- put that in the jar

[razorboy]

Murray the K was the 5th Beatle? Somewhere George Martin gently weeps.

Imagine how Billy feels.

[~Katja~]

screen cap please !!!

seems there is no video on hearustalk

[OGC]

Patty has Beatles articles from 1979 ?

[KingGeno]

These callers.


Die.

[EliSnow]

When does it come out??

Oops, typo. I meant 4.

[Friday]

These callers.


Should Die.

fixies!

[ANC]

Oops, typo. I meant 4.

:down: got my hopes up

[jauble]

I thought ron said he was the fifth beatle?

[PD]

seems there is no video on hearustalk

vid back on.

[A.J.]

I thought ron said he was the fifth beatle?

No, it was Muni.

And Apu did too.

[ANC]

Next month, my new guitar arrives! :clap:

http://www.guitarsandeffects.com/guitarimages2008/rickenbacker_320lennonstyle/rickenbacker_320_1984_lennon_007.jpg

[OGC]

Damn, that guy almost got a date with Stalker Patti.

[KingGeno]

fixies!

Thanks and hello friday! :)

My english aren't that good. I'm a math nerd.

*sniff* *snarf*

[nate1000]

More like Resident Evil 5, Wii edition.

Plus, mexican food night (homemade empenadas and quesadillas) Monday, cuban burger night on tuesday.

Is it coming out for the Wii?

[Solace666]

Bowling and chess... college must have ruled for Patti

[razorboy]

She heard the news today, oh boy.

[EliSnow]

Is it coming out for the Wii?

So far no news that it is.

[TjM]

Next month, my new guitar arrives! :clap:

http://www.guitarsandeffects.com/guitarimages2008/rickenbacker_320lennonstyle/rickenbacker_320_1984_lennon_007.jpg

Sweet also Tom Petty approved

[ANC]

Who could ever forget Tommy and the Earwigs

[ANC]

Stump Patty.. Who was Mean Mr. Mustard's sister?

[EliSnow]

That LSD caller bombed.

[razorboy]

Eww, creepy caller Glenn.

[ANC]

Lucy in the Sky With Doy-monds?

[ANC]

I thought it was Lisa in the Sky with Diamonds??

#2

[PD]

chuck!!

[ANC]

Chuckwagon!!! You Wacko!!!! :lol:

[KingGeno]

Hehe Chuck! :clap:

[jauble]

Lenny is Fez's Patti

[Friday]

chuckwagon FAIL
no valentine for you, sir!

[disneyspy]

chuck you get two thumbs up

[FunkyDrummer]

chuckwagon FAIL
no valentine for you, sir!

More like fagentine

[nate1000]

5
4
3
4
1
:lol::lol:

[~Katja~]

I think Patti should go on a date with WMT

[ANC]

http://www.kruufm.com/files/49/beatles-simpsons.jpg

[ANC]

Phil? Phil Connors?

[Hottub]

Oh Chuck!!:bye:

[razorboy]

Holy shit, fried lobster.:lol:

[ANC]

Chinaman Ron! :lol:

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

My heart is kind of broken. :sad:

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Oh Chuck!!:bye:
I'm a devoted follower of Hottub on Twitter.

[A.J.]

Fucking starving for a lobster roll.

http://www.roadfood.com/photos/2031.jpg

[~Katja~]

My heart is kind of broken. :sad:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/90/247922959_6ebbe55e89.jpg

[ANC]

High School? We did that in 4th grade