I just ate raw turkey

[mikeyboy]

So, I was making some lunch for my daughter, and she wanted these organic turkey bites (which are kind of like chicken nuggets, only turkey). I put the whole box in the over and cooked them, threw a few on a plate for me and some for her. I took a bite of one. It tasted fine, but I didn't like the texture of the meat. I just figured it wasn't a great cut of meat they were using. I was also distracted because I was multi-tasking. I finished that one and took a bite of another. It also tasted fine, but had a weird texture. I looked at the inside of the bite -- pink. I grabbed the box. It said to cook at 400 degree 9-11 on each side. I missed the on each side part. Luckily my daughter had been ignoring my pleas for her to eat and hadn't started hers. I really hope I don't start puking my guts out. If I'm dead tomorrow, you'll know why.

[~Katja~]

aren't all kinds of nugget foods already precooked meat just frozen?
maybe it was just colder than it should have been but not actually uncooked?

[KatPw]

I stopped eating chicken nuggets after a similar experience. At least you realized something wasn't right with them.

[Contra]

I hope you don't die

[Hottub]

I do the same with a lot of peoples posts. I stop reading when I realize something just isn't right.

You'll prbably be fine, Mikey.

[EliSnow]

aren't all kinds of nugget foods already precooked meat just frozen?
maybe it was just colder than it should have been but not actually uncooked?

Most of it is precooked, but I think there are some that are not.

[Furtherman]

I hope you don't die

Me too.




But if you do... can I have your modship? Thanks.

[mendyweiss]

Pink on the inside is not pre- cooked
pray for mikeyboy
(can I have your Cal Ripken and or Eddie Murray posters ?)

[KingGeno]

If you drink tons of scolding hot liquid, would it boil and cook the chicken in your belly?

[TheMojoPin]

Farewell, good sir.

If you do perish, I will be sure to follow your last wishes and have Gvac made Overlord of RonFez.net.

[mikeyboy]

aren't all kinds of nugget foods already precooked meat just frozen?
maybe it was just colder than it should have been but not actually uncooked?

I think they are usually pre-cooked. These, however, were not.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

hey mikey have you met MLC's friend Sal

Sal Minella


a booo to myself

[disneyspy]

good bye mikeyboy
the pink on the inside is for somethin else and the lights have to be turned off

[Furtherman]

We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet it should be noted that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the version of a new messageboard—a board that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect, to nourish, even it be with raw turkey. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom among these threads. Of my friend, I can only say this: Of all the souls I have encountered on Ronfez.net, his was the most... administrative.

[hammersavage]

Remember Mikeyboy? He was the best.

[OGC]

Good Luck Bro.

[RhinoinMN]

Start drinking lots of fluids now to prepare for the onslaught of massive diarrhea that will soon follow.

[TheMojoPin]

My administrator need not be idealized, or enlarged in death beyond what he was in life; to be remembered simply as a brutal and monstrous tyrant, who saw right and tried to wrong it, saw suffering and laughed and laughed and laughed, saw war and made popcorn.

Those of us who feared him and who take him to his damnation today, pray that what he was to us and what he wished for others will never come to pass for all the world.

As he screamed many times, in many parts of this nation, to those he banned and who sought to de-admin him:

"Some men see things as they are and say there's no problem here, you're overreacting.
I dream things that never were and say it's my way or you're banned from life."

[Recyclerz]

My administrator need not be idealized, or enlarged in death beyond what he was in life; to be remembered simply as a brutal and monstrous tyrant, who saw right and tried to wrong it, saw suffering and laughed and laughed and laughed, saw war and made popcorn.

Those of us who feared him and who take him to his damnation today, pray that what he was to us and what he wished for others will never come to pass for all the world.

As he screamed many times, in many parts of this nation, to those he banned and who sought to de-admin him:

"Some men see things as they are and say there's no problem here, you're overreacting.
I dream things that never were and say it's my way or you're banned from life."


NICE! :clap::thumbup::lol:

Glad to see that liberal education is paying off.

We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet it should be noted that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the version of a new messageboard—a board that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect, to nourish, even it be with raw turkey. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom among these threads. Of my friend, I can only say this: Of all the souls I have encountered on Ronfez.net, his was the most... administrative.


Also worth noting for being pretty durn clever (although I have to admit I don't recognize the original source. :-( )

[underdog]

I hope KHB dies after that joke.

[Gvac]

Farewell, good sir.

If you do perish, I will be sure to follow your last wishes and have Gvac made Overlord of RonFez.net.

Mojo is becoming my latest man crush!

Nothing personal mikey, but I really hope you die tonight.

[JerseyRich]

Mojo is becoming my latest man crush!

Nothing personal mikey, but I really hope you die tonight.

It'll take much longer than just one night to die from that.

A couple weeks, just enough time to have your crown made.

[Friday]

don't forget the scepter.
every overlord has to have a scepter.

[~Katja~]

I think they are usually pre-cooked. These, however, were not.

that's what you get for buying organic crap

[JerseyRich]

I wouldn't really worry though Mikey. It probably wasn't real meat anyway.

[Furtherman]

It's so haaaaRRRaaaarrrrddd to sayeeee goodbyeeee....

[angrymissy]

http://www.treehugger.com/toilet-llqq-001.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

Consigning these mortal remains to earth, the common mother of all,
secure in the knowledge that what we place in the ground is no more now
a man - but a seed - which, after the winter of our discontent, will
come forth again to meet us. And we will know him then for what he was
and is - a Prince - our own black shining Prince! - who didn't hesitate
to die, because he loved us so.

[Recyclerz]

Big Ass Veterans, Moderators, RonFezdotnetters, lend me your ears;
I come to bury mikeyboy, not to praise him.
The evil that mods do lives after them;
The good is oft interréd with dead threads;
So let it be with mikeyboy. The noble GVAC
Hath told you mikeyboy was brusque:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath mikeyboy answer'd it.
Here, under leave of GVAC and the rest—
For GVAC is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable Big Ass Veterans—
Come I to speak in mikeyboy’s funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But GVAC says he was unsaintly;
And GVAC is an honourable man.
mikeyboy hath brought many parties home to RonFez.net
Whose banner ads did the general coffers fill:
Did this in mikeyboy seem unsaintly?
When that the Super Posters have cried, mikeyboy hath wept:
Brusqueness should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet GVAC says he was a phony;
And GVAC is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what GVAC spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love mikeyboy once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to post for him?
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My heart is in the crapper there with mikeyboy,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Mikey, as a somewhat joking/somewhat serious question, is the ownership stake of RF.net in your will?



Welcome our newest member, Faithygirl

[lleeder]

It said to cook at 400 degree 9-11.

If Mikeyboy dies its all part of the government conspiracy.

[Furtherman]

*starts playing "You Can't Always Get What You Want" on a church organ*

[TheMojoPin]

Just give him the shot!

GIVE HIM THE SHOT GIVE HIM THE SHOT GIVE HIM THE SHOT!!!

GIVE MY ADMIN THE SHOT!!!

[RhinoinMN]

If Mikeyboy dies its all part of the government conspiracy.

I think it will be a long death. My guess is that he leaves us all on March 12th.

[disneyspy]

I think it will be a long death. My guess is that he leaves us all on March 12th.

mikeyboy death pool?
i call feb 27th 3pm
10 bucks

[~Katja~]

mikeyboy death pool?
i call feb 27th 3pm
10 bucks

February 29




and btw, I am glad baby love was too busy of a toddler to eat this... one of the few times it was appreciated, I am sure

[DonInNC]

If Mikeyboy dies its all part of the government conspiracy.

More like a right-wing conspiracy.

[EliSnow]

Somebody do Funeral Blues by WH Auden and we can bring this thread to the ghey, like every other thread.

[lleeder]

I think it will be a long death. My guess is that he leaves us all on March 12th.

We can only hope.

[TheMojoPin]

Hottub, help me take this mask off.

But you'll die.

Nothing can stop that now. Just for once... let me look in disgust on you with my
own eyes.

[mikeyboy]

I made it through. No vomiting. No stomach cramps. No diarrhea.

I think I may be invincible.

[west milly Tom]

I made it through. No vomiting. No stomach cramps. No diarrhea.

I think I may be invincible.

i thought for sure you'd be dead by now and Gvac would have userped you in a bloody coup

[A.J.]

I made it through. No vomiting. No stomach cramps. No diarrhea.

I think I may be invincible.

You are Rasputin-like.

[Recyclerz]

I made it through. No vomiting. No stomach cramps. No diarrhea.

I think I may be invincible.

You better try some Geogia peanuts to be sure.

[sr71blackbird]

Come sweet slumber, enshroud me in thy purple cloak.

[Farmer Dave]

I made it through. No vomiting. No stomach cramps. No diarrhea.

I think I may be invincible.

Probably either a zombie or vampire. Go look in a mirror and let us know if you see your reflection.

On second thought, you're a lawyer aren't you?

[Gvac]

I made it through. No vomiting. No stomach cramps. No diarrhea.

I think I may be invincible.

I love a good challenge...

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Damn, he made it through, I was hoping we could start a mikeyboy death-bed listening thread. So is the evil overloard II Gvac just on hold, or does that still go through?

[sailor]

If you drink tons of scolding hot liquid, would it boil and cook the chicken in your belly?

dave?

[mendyweiss]

What does not kill me makes me stronger
Nietzsche has nothing on mikeyboy !!