No lock on a bathroom door?

[sr71blackbird]

I am at a party and they have like 30 people here and I just went to the bathroom and the door has no lock on it! What the fuck??
Do I ask the host about it? How do I keep someone from walking in? Why do some people not have locks on their bathroom door?

[BlackSpider]

I am at a party and they have like 30 people here and I just went to the bathroom and the door has no lock on it! What the fuck??
Do I ask the host about it? How do I keep someone from walking in? Why do some people not have locks on their bathroom door?


Wipe some fecal-matter on the outside door-knob...

[Bob Impact]

Keep it open.

[hammersavage]

Wipe some fecal-matter on the outside door-knob...

Martin Luther started a religion that way.

[sr71blackbird]

People are animals!

[disneyspy]

start knockin one off,maybe http://i43.tinypic.com/flebuf.jpg will walk in

[meanmrbill]

Is the door too far away for you to position a leg to keep it shut? You need to improvise.

[TheMojoPin]

None of the bedroom or bathroom doors at my place have locks and it drives me nuts.

[Gvac]

None of the bedroom or bathroom doors at my place have locks and it drives me nuts.

PM me your address.

Immediately.

[~Katja~]

take your pants off and hang them on the outside of the door

[TheMojoPin]

PM me your address.

Immediately.

Creep!

Prowler!

Masher!

[sr71blackbird]

The door is like 10 ft away from the toilet. I need like a wedge or something.

[hammersavage]

Use that big hog.

[BlackSpider]

If you're a guy, it shouldn't matter unless you have to shit...

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

drop a smelly log and that'll keep people away there fez. :flush:

[sr71blackbird]

I just walked in on someone! This is stupid..

[TheMojoPin]

I just walked in on someone! This is stupid..

Was the door closed?

Why didn't you knock if it was?

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Doesn't anyone knock?

[TheMojoPin]

If you're a guy, it shouldn't matter unless you have to shit...

Fuck that, I want to be able to lock the door when I take a shower. You're nude, it's tough to hear things...that's when you're most vulnerable to sneak attack by a bunch of commando cyborg ninjas. I want time to wash the shampoo off and grab the plunger before I have to kick some ass.

[epo]

I am at a party and they have like 30 people here and I just went to the bathroom and the door has no lock on it! What the fuck??
Do I ask the host about it? How do I keep someone from walking in? Why do some people not have locks on their bathroom door?

Afraid to show it off?

[underdog]

Fuck that, I want to be able to lock the door when I take a shower. You're nude, it's tough to hear things...that's when you're most vulnerable to sneak attack by a bunch of commando cyborg ninjas. I want time to wash the shampoo off and grab the plunger before I have to kick some ass.

This is one of the reasons why I always bring a sock full of nickels into the shower with me.

[ThisGuyIsIvan]

who needs bathrooms when pants are so much easier and convenient

[sr71blackbird]

Its so loud and I did knock but didn't hear anything.

[Gvac]

When I'm home alone I shower with the door wide open so the mirrors don't get steamed up.

Then I walk out into the living room because that's where I always seem to "forget" my towel.

I also "forget" to close the curtains.

[~Katja~]

When I'm home alone I shower with the door wide open so the mirrors don't get steamed up.

Then I walk out into the living room because that's where I always seem to "forget" my towel.

I also "forget" to close the curtains.

not sure how one forgets the towel in the living room, unless it is next to the bathroom... I love living alone cause I always leave the doors open

I also had arguments with my exes before cause they claim I could be seen with no curtains when really the only time tat applies is when the window is wide open or when the lights are on... and I do close them then

[meanmrbill]

Piss next to the nearest dumpster like a man.

[lleeder]

I'm so self confident I leave all bathroom doors unlocked. Then I sit there all calmly while people walk in and feel uncomfortable.

[TheMojoPin]

This is one of the reasons why I always bring a sock full of nickels into the shower with me.

Please share the others.

[razorboy]

Leave the door open and welcome everybody to listen to the resonating sounds of sr71blackbird, and give yourself a round of applause when you leave the restroom.

[joethebartender]

There are only 2 things you could be this woried about.
So either...

1) Share the blow.
or
2) find a gas station and drop that deuce!

[tele7]

Just piss in the kitchen sink.....that'll show 'em.

[Reynolds]

If the sink is closer to the door, piss in that.

Are you sure you're just not watching Curb Your Enthusiasm?

[A.J.]

Walk to the bathroom with some reading material in hand. That should give people notice to stay away.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Shit in your hat!

[sailor]

if the door's closed, assume someone's in there. and you can't just hold it for a few hours at a party?

[cougarjake13]

I am at a party and they have like 30 people here and I just went to the bathroom and the door has no lock on it! What the fuck??
Do I ask the host about it? How do I keep someone from walking in? Why do some people not have locks on their bathroom door?




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