Toilet paper...Over or Under?

[JerseyRich]

Do you put your toilet paper roll on wall so it rolls off the roll over or under the roll?

I put it under. All my life I've had it over, but recently I changed to under, and I love it!

[BlackSpider]

Do you put your toilet paper roll on wall so it rolls off the roll over or under the roll?

I put it under. All my life I've had it over, but recently I changed to under, and I love it!

What the hell's the matter with you...?
Everyone knows it goes over...!

[lleeder]

Nice a poll coulda saved this for March

[razorboy]

I believe this was already a thread, perhaps more than once, but over the top like a proper gentleman.

[TheMojoPin]

I think I usually have it over, but I know I've had it under plenty of times and I can't notice a difference.

[lleeder]

I agree with Mojo I've never paid attention to this either way.

[Farmer Dave]

I think I usually have it over, but I know I've had it under plenty of times and I can't notice a difference.

I'm beside myself. How can you not notice a difference? It the same difference as gay or straight.

[Friday]

it must be over.
if it is under the paper dangles a bit and kitten believes it to be a fun rippy toy to play with.

[lleeder]

I'm beside myself. How can you not notice a difference? It the same difference as gay or straight.

Again I've never noticed the difference.

[Farmer Dave]

I agree with Mojo I've never paid attention to this either way.

I stand by my previous post.

[TheMojoPin]

Well, go sit on it.

[lleeder]

I'm so straight I don't even use toliet paper. Only a queer needs a pristine asshole.

[disneyspy]

i'm all about saving time,over,those few inches closer save me about 2 seconds a roll on a charmin mega roll

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> OVER ....listen ...you under people are twisted experimental filth...how could you not notice the difference? you are the same sloths that dont separate your laundry...
and as for u jerseyrich, claiming you have class and all this nonsense all the time.... you're the worst of them all you're a toliet paper lush..having the under so u can pull it faster and have the biggest wad to wipe your excrement steaming arse ....

[JerseyRich]

OVER ....listen ...you under people are twisted experimental filth...how could you not notice the difference? you are the same sloths that dont separate your laundry...
and as for u jerseyrich, claiming you have class and all this nonsense all the time.... your the worst of them all your a toliet paper lush..having the under so u can pull it faster and have the biggest wad to wipe your excrement steaming arse ....

The "talk like someone from England" experiment is over honey.

[britneypablo]

The "talk like someone from England" experiment is over honey.



<font color="deeppink"> im rubber and youre glue and those things

[spot]

I prefer over, but the wife insists on under..low class Manhattan trash.

[A.J.]

Over. Easier access and it's not touching the wall.

[BlackSpider]

Over. Easier access and it's not touching the wall.

Then why did you vote under...?

[Gvac]

Under, huh?

I guess you eat without utensils as well.

What a vile beast.

[spot]

Under, huh?

I guess you eat without utensils as well.

What a vile beast. It's not my fault..she changes it if I put it that way.

[BlackSpider]

Anyone who likes it under, and against the wall,
Also likes wiping fecal-matter on their walls...

[A.J.]

Then why did you vote under...?

I did? That was a voting typo then.

[TheMojoPin]

I guess this has to do with where your toilet paper roll is situated. Mine is one of those free standing ones, so nothing's getting onto the wall.

[Farmer Dave]

I'm so straight I don't even use toliet paper. Only a queer needs a pristine asshole.

Only a queer's ass is so loose shit just free falls out eliminating the need for a wipe.

The only thing more queer is adults using baby wipes.

[bigredd]

Over. My wife taught me and now it's my way too.

[Serpico1103]

Under. Easier to ripe off. Over could only be for aesthetic reasons, and if that is your concern, live outside the bathroom.

[calmtempest]

Over - its right there, waiting for you. If its under, its hiding, can take a minute to find the end. Over is just more efficient. :tongue:

[sailor]

over is probably correct, but i go with the under anyway.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

under


the answer is who cares, the last thing Im thinking about is class when wiping my shit filled ass

[MC Pee Pants]

I think over is easier for the quick rip...you rip it right it'll spin just enough to leave a short tab for you to grab.

[OGC]

I agree with Mojo I've never paid attention to this either way.

Again I've never noticed the difference.

you two heathens are probably too busy admiring your logs in the bowl to be distracted by important stuff like which way your toilet paper hangs.

All civilized people know that they correct answer is over the top.

[EddieMoscone]

it must be over.
if it is under the paper dangles a bit and kitten believes it to be a fun rippy toy to play with.

I've hear the opposite if you have pets (or small children I guess). If you put it over they can unroll the whole thing onto the floor with those little paws of theirs. Pet Owners should be putting it under.

That being said, I put it over...

[lleeder]

you two heathens are probably too busy admiring your logs in the bowl to be distracted by important stuff like which way your toilet paper hangs.

All civilized people know that they correct answer is over the top.

I have lovely logs. You'd gaze at them for hours if given the chance.

[TheMojoPin]

I have lovely logs.

I wish I did.

And I still don't understand the difference between having the TP on the top or the bottom. Either way, you're grabbing the loose square, plus, like I said, I have a free-standing TP holder. No difference either way and I can set the damn thing wherever I want for maximum comfort. I SHIT LIKE A KING.

[TheMojoPin]

under


the answer is who cares, the last thing Im thinking about is class when wiping my shit filled ass

Why are you wiping if your ass is still filled with shit? Finish the job, quitter.

[midwestjeff]

I go over and occaisionally treat myself with a hotel-style courtesy fold
that I learned in my housekeeping days at the Grand Canyon.

My cat unrolls it though and currently I just have a huge pile of TP sitting on the counter.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/109/292638011_6ed7aaf8e8.jpg?v=0

[disneyspy]

i maybe a midwestern backwoods hayseed but you cant make the tucked under V shape if its under,show some pride in your outhouses,rubes

[britneypablo]

Anyone who likes it under, and against the wall,
Also likes wiping fecal-matter on their walls...
<font color="deeppink"> i was waiting for someone to say something that made me think of sex....thankyou spidie </font>

I've hear the opposite if you have pets (or small children I guess). If you put it over they can unroll the whole thing onto the floor with those little paws of theirs. Pet Owners should be putting it under.

That being said, I put it over...

<font color="deeppink"> discipline your savage rotten piece of pubic hair root kids....and i let my dog watch me take a shit so she knows what toilet paper is used for and she behaves because of it

[epo]

I can't believe these commoners with their "under" answers. You disgust me.

[cougarjake13]

i put it over

wife likes it under


so i always change it if she puts it on wrong

[razorboy]

i put it over

wife likes it under


so i always change it if she puts it on wrong

Did you know she was a savage when you married her?

[Dash77]

Under is so easier.

[STC-Dub]

I go over. After 12 1/2 years of marriage I am still trying to figure out how my wife does it because I do not think she has once put the paper on the roller!

[boosterp]

Only a queer's ass is so loose shit just free falls out eliminating the need for a wipe.

The only thing more queer is adults using baby wipes.

Truer words never spoken before your post Dave.

Over, I do not know who brought up the under, back woods, sad excuses for humans that like under.

[~Katja~]

What the hell's the matter with you...?
Everyone knows it goes over...!

I used to go nuts when it was under but had to do it for a while cause the kid would always just unravel it and it seems to be harder for him when it was under.

Now its back to over.

[JerseyRich]

It looks like Hard Rock Johnny wants us to wipe his butt.

Who is going to volunteer?

[TheMojoPin]

Why can nobody explain why over is "better?" I typically do that just because it "feels" right, but I cannot figure out why under is a problem. When the TP has been put on under, whoa, HEY! Somehow I can still figure out how to use it.

People seem to be implying under is somehow "messier," but I can only see that being a problem if you're some kind of monster that's getting shit on their hands, in which case the placement of the TP is the least of your worries.

EXPLAIN.

[JerseyRich]

Why can nobody explain why over is "better?" I typically do that just because it "feels" right, but I cannot figure out why under is a problem. When the TP has been put on under, whoa, HEY! Somehow I can still figure out how to use it.

People seem to be implying under is somehow "messier," but I can only see that being a problem if you're some kind of monster that's getting shit on their hands, in which case the placement of the TP is the least of your worries.

EXPLAIN.

It's just because Gvac has lulled these people into a sense of superiority...

If someone does something in a way that is different than you, then it must be wrong or gay. Right?

[midwestjeff]

EXPLAIN.

I just put a new roll on and put it "under".
After one use, I see no difference.
But like all scientific experiments,
I'll need more trials to form a good hypothesis.
I'll get back to you.

[disneyspy]

Why can nobody explain why over is "better?" I typically do that just because it "feels" right, but I cannot figure out why under is a problem. When the TP has been put on under, whoa, HEY! Somehow I can still figure out how to use it.

People seem to be implying under is somehow "messier," but I can only see that being a problem if you're some kind of monster that's getting shit on their hands, in which case the placement of the TP is the least of your worries.

EXPLAIN.

1) just because you live in reality,dont make me the bad guy
2) you cant tuck the paper on the roll if its under
3) you dont come from the land down under
4) carrie underwood sounds stoopid if you think about it

[TheMojoPin]

I just put a new roll on and put it "under".
After one use, I see no difference.
But like all scientific experiments,
I'll need more trials to form a good hypothesis.
I'll get back to you.

Thank you, sir. Though I have used under in the past and noticed no difference, I will purposely do it the next time the roll needs to be chaged to observe the results. Let's get to the bottom (HIIIIIIII-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH) of this chicanery.

[TheMojoPin]

It's just because Gvac has lulled these people into a sense of superiority...

If someone does something in a way that is different than you, then it must be wrong or gay. Right?

I don't know. What does Gvac think?

[BlackSpider]

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/toilet_paper_correct_direction.gif

[TheMojoPin]

THAT DOESN'T ASWER THE FUCKING QUESTION.

Gah.

[JerseyRich]

I found this explanation...


If you have the toilet paper on a roller that DOES NOT MOVE, the paper should come over the top. Most paper with a design on it is made for this method.

If you have the toilet paper on a roller THAT SWINGS UP as you take off the paper, the paper should come off from the bottom. This way, when you pull on the paper, it lifts the roll away from the wall and the paper comes off easily. If you put the paper on so it comes over the top, you will have to use one hand to hold the roll away from the wall and the other hand to pull the paper off. Not an easy thing to do.

ALSO, if you have a cat that likes to play with the toilet paper, put the roll on so the paper comes off the bottom. When a cat claws on the roll, he will be winding it up instead of getting the paper off. You will save yourself a lot of money on toilet paper and the cat will not play with it very often.

[Friday]

i am glad Kitten is past the toilet paper ripping stage.
but on occasion i will toss him a paper towel roll to rip up for a while ... just because it makes him so happy.

[midwestjeff]

Under Experiment Update #1

I heard my cat attacking the newly placed "under" roll
and let her have it until she stopped.
After checking the roll I found several claw holes
but no toilet paper unrolled on the floor.

[albo60s]

I have to have the paper go over the roll because the bathroom is a bit cramped in our house, the toilet is very close to the wall & my ass kind of oozes over the sides of the seat. So it would be impossible for me to access said roll of tp otherwise.
I guess we could also go with just the loose roll on the floor but my dog likes to eat toilet paper & its embarassing during a dinner party when he runs through the dining room with a roll streaming behind him.

[~Katja~]

Under Experiment Update #1

I heard my cat attacking the newly placed "under" roll
and let her have it until she stopped.
After checking the roll I found several claw holes
but no toilet paper unrolled on the floor.

that's exactly what it's like with toddlers

[A.J.]

Why can nobody explain why over is "better?" I typically do that just because it "feels" right, but I cannot figure out why under is a problem. When the TP has been put on under, whoa, HEY! Somehow I can still figure out how to use it.

People seem to be implying under is somehow "messier," but I can only see that being a problem if you're some kind of monster that's getting shit on their hands, in which case the placement of the TP is the least of your worries.

EXPLAIN.

It's not "messier", it's "easier" to grab as much paper as you want because you're not coming into contact with the wall. There's less resistance with over.

[Yosammity]

It can go either way depending on how the dispenser is set up. The key is that you don't want the paper to rip in such a way that it's difficult to pull out the next piece.

[drjoek]

Never concern myself with how it goes on. sometimes over sometimes under.

[TheMojoPin]

OK, so it's based on placement of the holder. Now I get it, because I've used way too many bathrooms where the holder was in an awful spot to reach, TP on top or below. Now that I've got a free-standing one, I'm never going back.

[ToiletCrusher]

Over!

Anyone who doesn't do it this way is a savage and will learn the pain I can bring to their bowl!

[Slumbag]

If you've ever had thoughts as to whether toilet paper should go over or under, you're a psychopath.

[midwestjeff]

Under Experiment #2

After a few uses I am beginning to be annoyed by the under placement of the roll.
It is mounted on the cabinets and makes it more difficult to grab the end piece.
The trade off for not having the cat unroll it doesn't seem like enough.
I'm not sure how much longer I can live like this, I'm starting to crack.

[A.J.]

Under Experiment #2

After a few uses I am beginning to be annoyed by the under placement of the roll.
It is mounted on the cabinets and makes it more difficult to grab the end piece..

See????????????????????????

[TheMojoPin]

Under Experiment #2

After a few uses I am beginning to be annoyed by the under placement of the roll.
It is mounted on the cabinets and makes it more difficult to grab the end piece.
The trade off for not having the cat unroll it doesn't seem like enough.
I'm not sure how much longer I can live like this, I'm starting to crack.

It's becoming more and more clear that this is about poor placement of the roller.

[JerseyRich]

I don't have a square to spare, I can't spare a square

http://netster.flexichat.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/jld_210x210_6.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

Whatever way my girlfriend puts it on. Truthfully, I've never noticed.

[JerseyRich]

Whatever way my girlfriend puts it on. Truthfully, I've never noticed.

I will personally strangle the next person that posts a response like this in here.

Just sayin'.

[~Katja~]

I will personally strangle the next person that posts a response like this in here.

Just sayin'.

in an experiment I handed my son a roll of tp last night and he put it on the holder the correct way :)

It's good to see her observes things and learns right from the start.

[JerseyRich]

in an experiment I handed my son a roll of tp last night and he put it on the holder the correct way :)

It's good to see her observes things and learns right from the start.

So he put it on under, right?

[weekapaugjz]

I guess I'm with mojo on this cause I just can't see how one way is "right" and one way is "wrong".

[~Katja~]

So he put it on under, right?

no, over. the right way!

just like spider said
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/toilet_paper_correct_direction.gif

[OGC]

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/toilet_paper_correct_direction.gif

If you have a holder that keeps the roll from sitting against the wall, it just seems easier to unwind a length of paper and/or find the end if the roll is on like in the left illustration. You put your hand on the top of the roll and spin it. The paper should unwind for you without messing up.

If you have the roll like in the right illustration, and the end of the paper happens to be at the top of the roll (or you spin too hard when you try to unwind), there is a possibility that the paper will become clogged between the roll and the wall.

[made cummsies]

Why can nobody explain why over is "better?"
Simple. At about 5:00 this morning I got up to go for a squirt and as is my practice I just feel my way to the bathroom, lift the lid and even though I'm a guy sit down to tinkle. During my early morning wee I also cut what may have been a juicy fart and to make sure I didn't drag anything extra back to bed I reached for the TP. Normally I can make like Helen Keller and just get the end of the roll by braille but not this time. I kept spinning the roll but couldn't find the end. So finally I get off the bowl and turn on the light. Turns out when I reloaded the shit tickets last time I cleaned the bathroom I put the roll in so it would go under. Back to the toilet and finished the deed. So what should have been an quick trip to pee and then back to my happy place turned into something much more involved leaving me wide awake.

That's why its "better" :flush:

[~Katja~]

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/toilet_paper_correct_direction.gif

If you have a holder that keeps the roll from sitting against the wall, it just seems easier to unwind a length of paper and/or find the end if the roll is on like in the left illustration. You put your hand on the top of the roll and spin it. The paper should unwind for you without messing up.

If you have the roll like in the right illustration, and the end of the paper happens to be at the top of the roll (or you spin too hard when you try to unwind), there is a possibility that the paper will become clogged between the roll and the wall.

well but in the case of the right roll you pull the paper up and not spin it over from behind, the problem with that is it usually rips or you don't get more than one "spin" (which is perfect for toddlers and kitten trying to unravel the entire roll and clog your toilet with it)

[TheMojoPin]

Simple. At about 5:00 this morning I got up to go for a squirt and as is my practice I just feel my way to the bathroom, lift the lid and even though I'm a guy sit down to tinkle. During my early morning wee I also cut what may have been a juicy fart and to make sure I didn't drag anything extra back to bed I reached for the TP. Normally I can make like Helen Keller and just get the end of the roll by braille but not this time. I kept spinning the roll but couldn't find the end. So finally I get off the bowl and turn on the light. Turns out when I reloaded the shit tickets last time I cleaned the bathroom I put the roll in so it would go under. Back to the toilet and finished the deed. So what should have been an quick trip to pee and then back to my happy place turned into something much more involved leaving me wide awake.

That's why its "better" :flush:

I think that speaks more about inability to wipe your own ass.

[OGC]

while doing more research on this subject I came across this picture:

http://currentconfig.com/images/tp_diag02.gif

Although it is a slight advantage, I guess it would be easier to see the free end of the paper if the roll is over the top