People Who Have Reptiles As Pets...

[Gvac]

...are disturbed.

Seriously.

What normal person wants a pet snake? Or a lizard?

They're just creeps looking for attention.

Fucking sickos.

[~Katja~]

a lot of kids have lizards, usually where girls get hamsters boys get lizards

[PapaBear]

People that are afraid of snakes are ridiculous. I used to have a ball python. While traveling, a friend of mine had it out at a rest stop. Some lady started screaming at him for having a dangerous animal in a public place. I told the bitch that a shit load more people get bit by dogs like the mangy mutt she was walking around than any reptile. I hate nosy bitches with tiny yelping dogs.

Oh, and I used to let wild lizards run around free in my apartment in Ft. Lauderdale. They ate the misquotes.

[Liverspot]

I used to have an iguana, very beautiful animal. Cage was much larger than even a large bird cage since he was a climbing reptile. Of course he had his run loose time in the house. He was used to being handled and he was great with kids! Had to have heat lamp and stone in cage to keep him happy. Spent a lot of time with him. Also had a rainbow Boa, I did donate that one when I had my first kid. Not good to have a boa and baby in a small house.

[midwestjeff]

I had a snake once.

Worst pet ever.

The girl I lived with when I was in college had a leopard gecko.

Also, worst pet ever.

I'm with Papa though, I love the little wild lizards in Florida and AZ.
Seeing squished iguanas in the Florida streets is weird though.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

all pets except a dog is lame

[sr71blackbird]

I have a bunch of African Clawed Frogs. I know they are amphibians and not reptiles, but they are cool. I did have a newt until it died. I never had a reptile. I didn't like feeding the newt crickets, they weirded me out.

[Gvac]

all pets except a dog is lame

Sheena just saw what you wrote and now she's very hurt.


http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/SheenaMac.jpg

I hope you're happy.

[TheMojoPin]

I always assume anyone with a lizard or a snake or their ilk as a pet are or have been at some point a dealer.

[Slumbag]

The girl I lived with when I was in college had a leopard gecko.

I had a leopard Gecko as a pet for years. Fantastic pet. You don't have to give it attention really. Just feed it and let it run around for a little bit, and it's gold.

Only girls dislike lizards.

[NickyL0885]

I have a snake.....a trouser snake. Sorry, too good to pass up.

[PapaBear]

all pets except a dog is lame

Sheena just saw what you wrote and now she's very hurt.


http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/SheenaMac.jpg

I hope you're happy.
Ronfish and Fezfish are pretty upset, too.

[west milly Tom]

...are disturbed.

Seriously.

What normal person wants a pet snake? Or a lizard?

They're just creeps looking for attention.

Fucking sickos.



This is a running joke for me. I constantly reference the iguana as the worst pet in the history of pets. Its one of my go to jokes.


Reptile people are weird, I know we're supposed to love our neighbors, but a neighbor with a pet cobra is a lot harder to love than a neighbor with a hamster.

[Gvac]

I always assume anyone with a lizard or a snake or their ilk as a pet are or have been at some point a dealer.

Right? Or an attention whore, like those creeps who go to street fairs in the summertime with no shirt on and a constrictor around their neck.

"Look at me! Look at me!"

Grow up and get those God awful tattoos removed, loser.

[PapaBear]

Right? Or an attention whore, like those creeps who go to street fairs in the summertime with no shirt on and a constrictor around their neck.

"Look at me! Look at me!"

Grow up and get those God awful tattoos removed, loser.
Those people are asses. I kept my python at home. He only traveled when I moved.

[TheMojoPin]

Even creepier are the people who still have the empty aquariums/terrariums long after they no longer have any pets to keep in them.

[west milly Tom]

Right? Or an attention whore, like those creeps who go to street fairs in the summertime with no shirt on and a constrictor around their neck.

"Look at me! Look at me!"

Grow up and get those God awful tattoos removed, loser.



Also, the cheetah print cowboy hat is lame. We get it, you're an individual. Meh.

[~Katja~]

I had a leopard Gecko as a pet for years. Fantastic pet. You don't have to give it attention really. Just feed it and let it run around for a little bit, and it's gold.

Only girls dislike lizards.

LIES

after having to take care of lizards for kids I used watch I actually liked them.
I also like snakes but prefer them in nature or at the zoo

[Slumbag]

LIES

after having to take care of lizards for kids I used watch I actually liked them.
I also like snakes but prefer them in nature or at the zoo

Fine. Not all girls, but every one I ever met.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Sheena just saw what you wrote and now she's very hurt.


http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/SheenaMac.jpg

I hope you're happy.


I am a lil, I bet that cat drinks milk and fancy feast

I bet Sheena eats better than you and most of us

[west milly Tom]

Fine. Not all girls, but every one I ever met.

Katja isn't real, she's ds's board character.

[~Katja~]

I am a lil, I bet that cat drinks milk and fancy feast

I bet Sheena eats better than you and most of us

guess what, he feeds her bacon

[brettmojo]

How about Testudines? Turtles, tortoises, and terrapins?

http://www.reptilesweb.com/images/stories/tortoise/Russian%20Tortoise%201.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

guess what, he feeds her bacon

LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cats have no soul, they will turn on you in a second

Viva la Dogs..................

[brettmojo]

Viva la Dogs..................
x2.

[PapaBear]

How about Testudines? Turtles, tortoises, and terrapins?

http://www.reptilesweb.com/images/stories/tortoise/Russian%20Tortoise%201.jpg
I almost bought a giant tortoise instead of my python back in 1987. I liked the idea of having a pet I could pass on to my grandchildren. Plus, I wouldn't be too concerned if it tried to run away.

[Gvac]

Look how loving and affectionate that pet is!

Tell me this guy isn't a creep.


http://bikeacrossamerica.org/trip-report/day22/pet-snake.jpg

[midwestjeff]

Reptile owners>Chimp owners

http://wcbstv.com/breakingnewsalerts/orangutan.attack.stamford.2.936381.html

[TheMojoPin]

Reptile owners>Chimp owners

http://wcbstv.com/breakingnewsalerts/orangutan.attack.stamford.2.936381.html

I don't want to ever be around those fucking things. When they turn, they tear off hands, feet and genitals like they're paper. If they attack a dude, they specifically go right for the fucking balls and cawk.

[Gvac]

Let's face it; anyone that owns a wild animal is a dickhead.

I love tigers but I don't want one as a pet.

Who the fuck would want a smelly monkey that could rip them apart like shredded wheat?

A sick, creepy, attention whore, that's who.

[midwestjeff]

I don't want to ever be around those fucking things. When they turn, they tear off hands, feet and genitals like they're paper. If they attack a dude, they specifically go right for the fucking balls and cawk.

Every prospective chimp owner should be forced to thoroughly study monkey torture.

It's all about controlling their minds.

[underdog]

Everyone woman I've ever met who has had a reptile of some sort as a pet has had severe emotionally baggage.

They turn to a cold blooded animal for love and affection, so their love lives are similar.

[TheMojoPin]

Every prospective chimp owner should be forced to thoroughly study monkey torture.

It's all about controlling their minds.

Damn right.

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[TheMojoPin]

But seriously, chimpanzees are monsters.

This reads like a nightmare...trapped in the middle of nowhere with two dozen escaped chimps around you, hungry for blood. (http://monkeydaynews.blogspot.com/2006/04/texas-man-tells-story-of-fatal-chimp.html)

How about this gem? Nice old couple shows up with a cake for the chimps, and how do they repay them? (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7087194/)

The chimps chewed off most of Davis’ face, tore off his foot and attacked his limbs and genitals.

According to his wife, he lost all the fingers from both hands, an eye, part of his nose, cheek and lips, and part of his buttocks. His foot was mutilated and his heel bone was cracked.

DESTROY ALL CHIMPS.

[brettmojo]

But seriously, chimpanzees are monsters.

This reads like a nightmare...trapped in the middle of nowhere with two dozen escaped chimps around you, hungry for blood. (http://monkeydaynews.blogspot.com/2006/04/texas-man-tells-story-of-fatal-chimp.html)

How about this gem? Nice old couple shows up with a cake for the chimps, and how do they repay them? (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7087194/)





DESTROY ALL CHIMPS.
The problem isn't Chimps, it's the humans who try to treat them like people. Who brings cake to a chimp? Honestly.

[Lady Resin]

My brother was our tenant at one time. He had an iguana named him Moe Green. He had to have been 4' long.When he was a kid he had a salamder. He forgot to put water in his dish and it dried up. Dead.

[midwestjeff]

Who brings cake to a chimp? Honestly.

Exactly.
You have to tell them you are bringing it, get them all excited and then give them nothing.

They hate that.

[TheMojoPin]

The problem isn't Chimps, it's the humans who try to treat them like people. Who brings cake to a chimp? Honestly.

You think that's bad? FEAR DRUNKEN CHIMPANZEES. (http://www.primates.com/chimps/drunk-n-disorderly.html)

Then they turn to eating babies.

Dr Michael Gavin, who carried out the study, was reported by the magazine as saying that the technique used by the chimps to kill or maim the children mirrored the way they tear apart other prey, suggesting that they snatched the children to eat them. "In most cases they bite off the limbs first before disembowelling them, just as they would the red colombus monkey, which is among their favourite prey," he said.

These things are like what would happen if a gorilla, a great white shark, a grizzly bear and Jeffrey Dahmer all mated.

[Gvac]

Kill the chimps, pave and chlorinate the oceans, and lock up anyone who owns a reptile.

I think we've got our work cut out for ourselves, gentlemen.

Great brainstorming with you.

[Dirtbag]

I had an iguana when I was a kid. He lived on a shelf above the windowsill and actually came down and hung around the door when he needed to go outside to shit.

[MacVittie]

...are disturbed.

Seriously.

What normal person wants a pet snake? Or a lizard?

They're just creeps looking for attention.

Fucking sickos.

Gvac I'm with you 100%. They do it for the shock value. There's nothing cuddly about an iguana or a python. You gain no companionship from owning such a creature. Get a mammal or get outta my face.

[barjockey]

The whole pet thing doesnt make sense. I dont like cleaning up sh*t.

[high fly]

Even creepier are the people who still have the empty aquariums/terrariums long after they no longer have any pets to keep in them.



It's like they're waiting for some lizard to come in from out of the blue and decide to be a squatter or something.


I get out in the woods and snakes don't bother me, but that's where the damned things belong.
Plus, I don't care if they clean the cage every 5 minutes and put new cedar chips down, their whole fucking house ends up smelling like a pet store...

[high fly]

But seriously, chimpanzees are monsters.

This reads like a nightmare...trapped in the middle of nowhere with two dozen escaped chimps around you, hungry for blood. (http://monkeydaynews.blogspot.com/2006/04/texas-man-tells-story-of-fatal-chimp.html)

How about this gem? Nice old couple shows up with a cake for the chimps, and how do they repay them? (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7087194/)





DESTROY ALL CHIMPS.





And now these sadistic killers want their own holiday!

http://www.petitiononline.com/m1o2n/petition.html


Have they no shame?

[A.J.]

What normal person wants a pet snake? Or a lizard?

I'd take a pet Lizard King.

[west milly Tom]

Let's face it; anyone that owns a wild animal is a dickhead.

I love tigers but I don't want one as a pet.

Who the fuck would want a smelly monkey that could rip them apart like shredded wheat?

A sick, creepy, attention whore, that's who.



This post had me belly laughing. :lol: POTD!

[Snoogans]

I love snakes. Believe it or not they are aware of alot more shi thten you think they are. My friend has a ball python and that shit actually plays. And they arent really dangerous at all. As long as you dont feed that bitch in his normal tank, you will never have a problem.

[Ritalin]

I had a snake once.

Worst pet ever.

The girl I lived with when I was in college had a leopard gecko.

Also, worst pet ever.

No, I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for was ferret.

Ferret.

Worst pet ever.

[sailor]

ahaha you make me laugh with your post ketch18..
i've got an idea why don't you just say that your sister looks like iguana..
so that you would love her haha..:clap:

well.. i used to have my snake before but since shes not behave
i thrown her like a trash in the place where she belongs..

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