moistened asswipe is the shit!!!

[made cummsies]

I think the boys were talking about this (pre-moistened toilet paper) last week or on the best of. That or I'm loosing my mind since when I was at the mega-low-mart last night and in the toilet paper section I spotted the product and in a very Pavlovian way threw a box into my cart. Well kids I just dropped a deuce and gave them a whirl and wow! Now I've alwayss been sure to wipe my hiney quite well after a poop but these just make your brown eye feel all spic and span! Certainly not shower clean but definitely no worries about having a breakout of midday SWAS. I can see these being very handy to take camping or even keeping a box in the truck lest I have to take a dump in the middle of now where!

http://walgreens.hs.llnwd.net/e1/dbimagecache/435853.jpg

Just thought I'd share :)

[epo]

You mean to tell us that you are condoning the use of a grown-up equilivent of a baby wipe?

[made cummsies]

not only am I condoning the product I'm giving it a rousing endorsement....don't just like the product, I LOVE the product!!

[Hottub]

Baby wipes are indeed, the shit.

I approve.

[TheMojoPin]

You mean to tell us that you are condoning the use of a grown-up equilivent of a baby wipe?

You mean to tell us you're condoning a grown man walking around with a shit-smeared ass?

Savage.

[MacVittie]

Essential in the treatment and prevention of mudbutt.

[epo]

You mean to tell us you're condoning a grown man walking around with a shit-smeared ass?

Savage.

Sorry son, but I learned to wipe my ass without the use of a baby wipe.

[TheMojoPin]

Sorry son, but I learned to wipe my ass without the use of a baby wipe.

Your ass can never be too clean.

[biozombie]

Not all of us have as clean & tight of a pucker as epo.

[sr71blackbird]

I used to be a big fan of the baby wipes, but I was told that they cause more hemmeroids thanthey help, so I stopped using it, and lo and behold, my ass is greatly relieved!

[DarkHippie]

I love em. like a tongue on my asshole

[TheMojoPin]

I used to be a big fan of the baby wipes, but I was told that they cause more hemmeroids thanthey help, so I stopped using it, and lo and behold, my ass is greatly relieved!

Best of both worlds:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41pB7UUaf0L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

And aren't 'roids caused by sitting on the toilet too long or straining too hard?

[TooLowBrow]

I used to be a big fan of the baby wipes, but I was told that they cause more hemmeroids thanthey help, so I stopped using it, and lo and behold, my ass is greatly relieved!

why do they cause 'roids?

[~Katja~]

baby wipes are not flushable... who wants that shit in their garbage can???

At least go with flushable wipes.

[TheMojoPin]

Wait, are there adults in this thread talking about using baby wipes on themselves?

If so...WHY?!?

[underdog]

Wait, are there adults in this thread talking about using baby wipes on themselves?

If so...WHY?!?

To prevent diaper rash.

[~Katja~]

To prevent diaper rash.

buttpaste prevents diaper rash not the wipes, the wipes actually cause it when the skin is not dry before sealed up in a diaper

so for those of you who use baby wipes, please use the cream with it for your gentle asses

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Best of both worlds:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41pB7UUaf0L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

And aren't 'roids caused by sitting on the toilet too long or straining too hard?

And/or scooting, be it against the floor, counter, walls, etc.

[TheMojoPin]

buttpaste prevents diaper rash not the wipes, the wipes actually cause it when the skin is not dry before sealed up in a diaper

so for those of you who use baby wipes, please use the cream with it for your gentle asses

Or they shouldn't be using fucking baby wipes in the first place.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Or they shouldn't be using fucking baby wipes in the first place.

i buy baby wipes but i leave the fucking baby wipes on the counter because i'm a good christian.

[~Katja~]

Or they shouldn't be using fucking baby wipes in the first place.

which I already agreed with ya in my first post

[disneyspy]

i first started usin em two years ago,the charmin aloe wipes are the shit
if you've never used em,wipe your ass super good then hit it with a wipe and look at it,you'll never just use TP again,the days of bein a savage are over

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Why don't you just buy a fucking bidet and be done with it America?

[BlackSpider]

Why do people wash their hands after they shit...?
Why don't they just wipe them with toilet paper...?
That should get them clean enough...

[~Katja~]

Why do people wash their hands after they shit...?
Why don't they just wipe them with toilet paper...?
That should get them clean enough...

cause they use their hands to pick up foods... hopefully not their ass cheeks

[Fallon]

I just used one.

I feel refreshed.

[sr71blackbird]

Best of both worlds:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41pB7UUaf0L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

And aren't 'roids caused by sitting on the toilet too long or straining too hard?

Well, all I know is they have gone down quite a bit since I stopped the baby wipes, but I agree about the which hazel wipes, they work very well and if I do get a flare up, I use them.

[Yosammity]

cause they use their hands to pick up foods... hopefully not their ass cheeks

Speak for yourself.