i love gorillas

[Dude!]

i have been more than slightly freaked out by all this psycho chimp talk
i have visions of that poor woman and what Hannibal L. Chimp did to her

as i think back now
chimps have always disturbed me
ive seen tv programs that show them in the wild
and they can be beyond brutal
baboons too
nasty nasty monkeys they are

i hope these bad apes dont change the way i feel
about gorillas

[underdog]

I hope this thread gets merged with the Hippo Joined a Gym thread.

[brettmojo]

http://brotherpeacemaker.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/jungle-fever.jpg

[razorboy]

Orangutan fan since day one.

[Tenbatsuzen]

i have been more than slightly freaked out by all this psycho chimp talk
i have visions of that poor woman and what Hannibal L. Chimp did to her

as i think back now
chimps have always disturbed me
ive seen tv programs that show them in the wild
and they can be beyond brutal
baboons too
nasty nasty monkeys they are

i hope these bad apes dont change the way i feel
about gorillas

I think the woman got off lucky compared to the guy who got mauled a few years back. Chimp fuckin' destroyed him. No face, no fingers, no junk.

[DarkHippie]

I continue to have faith in Lancelot Link

[made cummsies]

.....poor woman.....bad apes.....
bah!!! nonsense

the animals were acting like animals and don't deserve any blame.....the people on the othe had are idiots and got what they deserved

[Coach]

I too have a love of Gorillas..I once almost applied for a Job with the Gorilla Foundation..I decided not to after I saw a warning about what could happen if I got the job..I decided I would love Gorillas on tv.

[Coach_Mac]

racist.

[A.J.]

You're no Dian Fossey.

[TheMojoPin]

Gorillas rule. After reading about the supervillain savagery of chimps, I looked up to see if gorillas showed similar behavior. No dice. Gorillas will fuck things up if they have to, but for the most part just chill out and look awesome and use their powers for good.

[RoseBlood]

Gorillas rule. After reading about the supervillain savagery of chimps, I looked up to see if gorillas showed similar behavior. No dice. Gorillas will fuck things up if they have to, but for the most part just chill out and look awesome and use their powers for good.

Oh yeah, you're welcome.
Gorilla's will beat their own chest before they beat you (although chimps like to show bravado too), they are also hardcore vegetarians, they poop green.

[TheMojoPin]

Oh yeah, you're welcome.
Gorilla's will beat their own chest before they beat you (although chimps like to show bravado too), they are also hardcore vegetarians, they poop green.

Plus they have kittens and know sign language.

They're like dolphins, but without the whole creepy dolphin-rape thing going on.

[Dude!]

Plus they have kittens and know sign language.

They're like dolphins, but without the whole creepy dolphin-rape thing going on.

All Ball !!

[RoseBlood]

Plus they have kittens and know sign language.
Ha! Yeah well I suppose a chimp could do the same thing if humans had their way. That kitten and sign language lady, Penny Patterson did more harm than good.. imo. I was a fan until I read about her self-interests.

They're like dolphins, but without the whole creepy dolphin-rape thing going on.
You leave these gorgeous creatures of the water alone.

[TheMojoPin]

Ha! Yeah well I suppose a chimp could do the same thing if humans had their way. That kitten and sign language lady, Penny Patterson did more harm than good.. imo. I was a fan until I read about her self-interests.

No way a chimp doesn't eventually eat that kitten.

You leave these gorgeous creatures of the water alone.

Dolphin-lover. DISGUSTING.

[Furtherman]

Gorillas rule. After reading about the supervillain savagery of chimps, I looked up to see if gorillas showed similar behavior. No dice. Gorillas will fuck things up if they have to, but for the most part just chill out and look awesome and use their powers for good.

They will also get fucked up.

Wildlife photographer Andy Rouse had a close encounter with a family of mountain gorillas - and discovered they were drunk. (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/5037343/Gorillas-get-drunk-on-bamboo-sap.html)

The tipsy beasts had been drinking alcoholic sap from bamboo shoots and looked completely bamboozled.

"It was not exactly Gorillas In The Mist, more like gorillas who were p*****," said Rouse, who was on his fourth trip to see the primates.

"I had heard they sometimes get like this, but I had never actually seen it. It was just like any family party when one or two members have a little bit too much to drink"

Gorillas eat bamboo all year and can tolerate a lot of it before getting intoxicated; usually they eat it with a handful of other greenery to water it down. Sometimes however they over-indulge, a habit they share with chimps and elephants.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01370/Gorilla-funny-face_1370934i.jpghttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01370/Gorilla-hungover_1370932i.jpghttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01370/Gorilla-chewing-on_1370939i.jpg

[topless_mike]

They will also get fucked up.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01370/Gorilla-chewing-on_1370939i.jpg

i want to make a joke about this, but cant put one together in my head.

[Snoogans]

No way a chimp doesn't eventually eat that kitten.



Dolphin-lover. DISGUSTING.

how dare you sir.Ive beckoned all sharks to lake michigan. DONT GO NEAR THE WATER MOJO. They are waitin for ya

[topless_mike]

how dare you sir.Ive beckoned all sharks to lake michigan. DONT GO NEAR THE WATER MOJO. They are waitin for ya

sharks would fuck up gorillas.

[topless_mike]

Gorillas rule. After reading about the supervillain savagery of chimps, I looked up to see if gorillas showed similar behavior. No dice. Gorillas will fuck things up if they have to, but for the most part just chill out and look awesome and use their powers for good.

fuck gorillas.
we want their land ? we just take it. let them find somewhere else to live.

[WampusCrandle]

a white gorilla ... now my world is upside down.

http://www.cellphones.ca/news/upload/2008/08/gorilla.jpg

[Snoogans]

sharks would fuck up gorillas.

not necessarily:
http://img.timeinc.net/golf/i/tours/2007/09/sept26_normanandtiger_459x6.jpg



to maybe 5 people on the board, that was the best joke ever

[razorboy]

not necessarily:
http://img.timeinc.net/golf/i/tours/2007/09/sept26_normanandtiger_459x6.jpg



to maybe 5 people on the board, that was the best joke ever

Does Eldrick have a tiny noggin, or is Greg's dome just that ginormous?

[Snoogans]

Does Eldrick have a tiny noggin, or is Greg's dome just that ginormous?

Greg has a pretty huge head. Tiger's isnt big, but it never seemed oddly small, so it must be the Shark

[TheMojoPin]

Gorillas are the best. Who hasn't been where this poor fella's been?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01370/Gorilla-hungover_1370932i.jpg

Too many drinks, too many regrets...I feel ya, bro!

[Snoogans]

Gorillas are the best

you sure about that:
http://www.scifimoviepage.com/images/congo.jpg

AMY JUNGLE! AMY JUNGLE!

[TheMojoPin]

Fuck yeah. Gorillas are down with us. Chimps are dickheads.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I hope this thread gets merged with the Hippo Joined a Gym thread.


ill give you a pity chuckle

you get an "A" for effort

[Snoogans]

Fuck yeah. Gorillas are down with us. Chimps are dickheads.

down with you? Then you coulda sent her ass into the jungle to bring back the diamonds. Instead she got all those other people killed, including Tim Curry, the only smart one there.

[TheMojoPin]

down with you? Then you coulda sent her ass into the jungle to bring back the diamonds. Instead she got all those other people killed, including Tim Curry, the only smart one there.

STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE.

[hammersavage]

STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE.

Look at that post count. It's gonna happen tonight!

[Snoogans]

STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE.

Delroy Lindo rules

[hammersavage]

a white gorilla ... now my world is upside down.

http://www.cellphones.ca/news/upload/2008/08/gorilla.jpg

Looks like Jeff Norris. Oh white gorilla...

[Aggie]

a white gorilla ... now my world is upside down.

http://www.cellphones.ca/news/upload/2008/08/gorilla.jpg

Wow, that look he's giving might top all the creeps on this board. I'd be terrified if that thing was right in front of me! :blink:

[topless_mike]

Wow, that look he's giving might top all the creeps on this board. I'd be terrified if that thing was right in front of me! :blink:

imagine what his hog looks like.

[Snoogans]

http://www.cellphones.ca/news/upload/2008/08/gorilla.jpg


OH NO ITS STARTING!!!!!!!!!!!!:

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/dr-zeus.jpg




DR ZEUS DR ZEUS, DR ZEUS DR ZEUS DR ZEUS oh oh DR ZEUS

[Snoogans]

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[RoseBlood]

Fuck yeah. Gorillas are down with us. Chimps are dickheads.
Stop it, just stop it.

Don't you have enough love in your heart for both these animals?

[Snoogans]

Stop it, just stop it.

Don't you have enough love in your heart for both these animals?

you are tryin to reason with a man who wants to kill all sharks and dolphins but is never within A THOUSAND MILES of a shark or dolphin

[TheMojoPin]

you are tryin to reason with a man who wants to kill all sharks and dolphins but is never within A THOUSAND MILES of a shark or dolphin

I saw a Tiger Shark when I was snorkeling as a young lad down in Panama. I knew right then and there that they would have to be destroyed.

[TheMojoPin]

Stop it, just stop it.

Don't you have enough love in your heart for both these animals?

I'll have plenty of love for chimps when they don't eat off our hands, faces and genitals when all we're doing is giving them nice homes and good food.

[Snoogans]

I saw a Tiger Shark when I was snorkeling as a young lad down in Panama. I knew right then and there that they would have to be destroyed.

YOU SAW IT WHILE SNORKELING AND IT DIDNT EAT YOU. YET YOU THINK ITS JUST A HORRIBLE MAN KILLER.


INSANITY. OCEAN FOR LIFE

[TheMojoPin]

YOU SAW IT WHILE SNORKELING AND IT DIDNT EAT YOU. YET YOU THINK ITS JUST A HORRIBLE MAN KILLER.


INSANITY. OCEAN FOR LIFE

It gave me a look.

An evil look.

[Snoogans]

It gave me a look.

An evil look.

and evil look woulda been ITS TEETH IN YOUR LEG. It gave you a gift of awesomeness. It allowed you to continue to live

[TheMojoPin]

That was its foolish mistake. Now I will have the last laugh as I put that bullet into its brain.

[Snoogans]

That was its foolish mistake. Now I will have the last laugh as I put that bullet into its brain.

HA. Just try to shoot him while he is 30 feet underwater. Another foolish human

[topless_mike]

That was its foolish mistake.

and now we are paying the price for that mistake.

[TheMojoPin]

HA. Just try to shoot him while he is 30 feet underwater. Another foolish human

No need. We'll haul him up with nets and toss him on to the docks and watch him slowly die. Then the final shot right before he expires.

[Snoogans]

No need. We'll haul him up with nets and toss him on to the docks and watch him slowly die. Then the final shot right before he expires.

if every shark pulled the nets and swam down, you have sunk and dinner

[TheMojoPin]

if every shark pulled the nets and swam down, you have sunk and dinner

Aircraft carriers.

[topless_mike]

No need. We'll haul him up with nets and toss him on to the docks and watch him slowly die. Then the final shot right before he expires.

a 25 footer brought down the Orca in less than an hour.
what you got?

[razorboy]

I reiterate,

Orangutan fan since day one.

[Snoogans]

they would just pull to one side and tip it over. They are incredibly smart.

THATS WHY THEY HAVE LASTED SINCE DINOSAURS WERE HERE

[topless_mike]

they would just pull to one side and tip it over. They are incredibly smart.

THATS WHY THEY HAVE LASTED SINCE DINOSAURS WERE HERE

fuck yeah.
they outwitted-outplayed-outlasted the extinction process.

survivor bitches.

[Snoogans]

deal with it mojo. You cant kill sharks, you can only hope to contain them. And you arent containing shit, thats why they even took over this gorillas thread.


SHARKS FOR LIFE

[Furtherman]

http://eebatou.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/jaws1481.jpeg

I'll help you Mojo!

[ANC]

I don't have the heart to tell him they're not actually real...

http://www.scenicreflections.com/ithumbs/Gorillaz%20Wallpaper%20-%203.jpg

[topless_mike]

http://eebatou.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/jaws1481.jpeg

I'll help you Mojo!

im so disappointed in you.
you could have at least posted this...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Furtherman/furtherfish01.jpg
and
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Furtherman/furtherfish02.jpg

[Snoogans]

watch out mojo

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[Furtherman]

It's true. I've killed sharks. I killed that one good.

But I had to offer Hooper because of Mojo's love for him.

[topless_mike]

watch out mojo

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i remember renting this thinking it was a serious movie.
it was so bad, i actually couldnt stop watching.

[Furtherman]

i remember renting this thinking it was a serious movie.

Because Shark Attack and Shark Attack 2 were serious?!!

[topless_mike]

Because Shark Attack and Shark Attack 2 were serious?!!

somebody else was renting them...

[Snoogans]

Because Shark Attack and Shark Attack 2 were serious?!!

why....why did you have to fuck with the shark's spoon:
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[topless_mike]

and you're worried about sharks?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/03/24/komodo.dragon/index.html

An Indonesian fisherman has been killed by Komodo dragons after he was attacked while trespassing on a remote island in search of fruit, officials said Tuesday.

[Ricky24]

Looks like Jeff Norris. Oh white gorilla...

I love you

[Snoogans]

Fuck I just remembered that the grey gorillas in Congo also killed Adebesi.


FUCK GORILLAS

[hammersavage]

I love you

And I love you for getting it.

[Furtherman]

and you're worried about sharks?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/03/24/komodo.dragon/index.html

Well, if you're going to trespass on KOMODO ISLAND...

*cue scary music*


eh, you take your chances!

[Dude!]

Well, if you're going to trespass on KOMODO ISLAND...

*cue scary music*


eh, you take your chances!

you'd a have better chance on Komodo island
than on Skull Island!

http://www.moviewallpapers.net/images/wallpapers/2005/king-kong/king-kong-11-1024.jpg

[Furtherman]

and you're worried about sharks?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/03/24/komodo.dragon/index.html

Well, if you're going to trespass on KOMODO ISLAND...

*cue scary music*


eh, you take your chances!


Holy S.... they're on the movie!

Komodo Dragons Kill Another Man in Indonesia (http://news.aol.com/article/komodo-dragons-attack/357526?icid=aimDBDL2_link4-a)

Two Komodo dragons mauled a fruit-picker to death in eastern Indonesia, police and witnesses said Tuesday, the latest in a string of attacks on humans by the world's largest lizard species.

[TheMojoPin]

you'd a have better chance on Komodo island
than on Skull Island!

http://www.moviewallpapers.net/images/wallpapers/2005/king-kong/king-kong-11-1024.jpg

I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.

[Dude!]

i had to search that

Candy Apple Island

Carl: Hey, I hear we're going to Ape Island.
Lenny: Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
Charlie: What do they got there?
Carl: Apes. But they're not so big.

[Furtherman]

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/www.edmontonjournal.com/travel/knife+wielding+gorilla+shocks+visitors/1704496/1702529.bin

I'll cut you!

Knife-wielding gorilla shocks zoo visitors (http://www.edmontonjournal.com/Travel/Knife+wielding+gorilla+shocks+visitors/1704496/story.html)

[Aggie]

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/www.edmontonjournal.com/travel/knife+wielding+gorilla+shocks+visitors/1704496/1702529.bin

I'll cut you!

Knife-wielding gorilla shocks zoo visitors (http://www.edmontonjournal.com/Travel/Knife+wielding+gorilla+shocks+visitors/1704496/story.html)

He'll never get a fair trial.

[TheMojoPin]

Damn, the gorilla without the knife is stone cold. He's just sitting there, staring down the other gorilla, daring him to try something.

Don't fuck with knifeless gorillas.

[Dude!]

if those were chimps
there would have been
a bad ending

[mikeyboy]

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/86737-2/Gorilla_vs_bear.gif

[TheMojoPin]

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/86737-2/Gorilla_vs_bear.gif

BULLSHIT BEAR PROPAGANDA.

[mikeyboy]

BULLSHIT BEAR PROPAGANDA.

Hmmmm....

You may be right.

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[ToiletCrusher]

Your new found support of bears makes me nervous.

[RoseBlood]

YEAR OF THE GORILLA: 2009 (http://blogs.nationalgeographic.com/blogs/news/chiefeditor/2009/01/year-of-the-gorilla-2009.html) :happy:

[nate1000]

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/www.edmontonjournal.com/travel/knife+wielding+gorilla+shocks+visitors/1704496/1702529.bin

I'll cut you!


So many thoughts. And all of them end in
http://www.feministezine.com/feminist/music/images/Ani-DiFranco.jpg