It's Official.. Women Suck!

[RoseBlood]

The question of whether age and gender plays any significant role in a patients disposition and aggression level arose at work today. The media and society would have us believe that young men are the biggest threat to our safety, but according to a very informal work study; 99.9% of mental health care hospital workers (the majority being female) would rather work on an all male ward than an all female ward.

Basically, if a male patient has any issues with you, he will walk up to you, punch you and just walk away. The females however, will knock you down, claw your eyes out, pull your hair and continue to taunt and pester you.

No Shit!!! This isn't any real surprise now is it? I guess the moral of the story is: it's difficult to tell a paranoid-schizophrenic female mental patient apart from your ordinary, normal woman. We are all bat shit insane, crazy, hormonal, evil creatures and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. We cannot be helped and we never grow out of it.

[JerseyRich]

I will admit that breasts are an excellent distraction from the crazy.

[TheMojoPin]

Please don't hurt me.

[topless_mike]

i thought that it was common knowledge that women are emotional bat-shit insane basket cases, while men are insensitive, unappreciative pigs.

just the perfect pair to breed and populate the planet.

[drjoek]

Any way I can get you to encourage my wife to suck me more!

[topless_mike]

I will admit that breasts are an excellent distraction from the crazy.

show us yours then.

[JerseyRich]

show us yours then.

Chat room. 10:30 pm.

[RoseBlood]

Nothing was coincidental about Adam and Eve. God is an evil genius.

[JerseyRich]

Nothing was coincidental about Adam and Eve. God has a penis.

Duh.

[topless_mike]

Chat room. 10:30 pm.


is it a date?

[razorboy]

I will admit that breasts are an excellent distraction from the crazy.

Many of them have lovely asses as well.

[topless_mike]

Nothing was coincidental about Adam and Eve. God is an evil genius.

adam had a rod, and eve had a place for it.

purely coincidence.

[JerseyRich]

is it a date?

Classy clothing req'd.

[ToiletCrusher]

me off...

[JerseyRich]

Many of them have lovely asses as well.

Stop complicating things.

[topless_mike]

Classy clothing req'd.

so my Glenwood tshirt would not classify?

[TheMojoPin]

I heard that women are from one planet and that men are from a seperate planet.

[JerseyRich]

I heard that women are from one planet and that men are from a seperate planet.

You really should write a book.

[Don Stugots]

women bleed for 7 days and live. scary.

[made cummsies]

I will admit that breasts are an excellent distraction from the crazy.
I've always been partial to blowjobs to remind me why continue to date :)

[TheMojoPin]

You really should write a book.

I've also heard that sometimes if a gentleman does not return a lady's calls, then he perhaps might not be that welcoming, or into, her affections.

[yojimbo7248]

i thought that it was common knowledge that women are emotional bat-shit insane basket cases, while men are insensitive, unappreciative pigs.

just the perfect pair to breed and populate the planet.

I have never heard someone sum up gender relations so perfectly. Mind if I quote you?

[JerseyRich]

I've also heard that sometimes if a gentleman does not return a lady's calls, then he perhaps might not be that welcoming, or into, her affections.

That could be box office gold, my friend.

[Don Stugots]

Classy clothing req'd.

i have my hat and just need to find a vest

[TheMojoPin]

Women love shopping. Men love sports.

Men never stop to ask for directions. Women are terrible drivers.

Ha-cha-cha-chaaaaaa!

[Aggie]

Just buy us a pair of shoes or something sparkly and we'll calm down.

[JerseyRich]

Just buy us a pair of shoes or something sparkly and we'll calm down.

Just stop demanding that it be in the middle of February.

[Don Stugots]

Just stop demanding that it be in the middle of February.

hey ladies: ITS A MADE UP HOLIDAY!

[TheMojoPin]

And why don't they just make the entire airplane out of the stuff they use to make the black box?!?

[JerseyRich]

And why don't they just make the entire airplane out of the stuff they use to make the black box?!?

I'm starvin'. We got any black box?

[Aggie]

And why don't they just make the entire airplane out of the stuff they use to make the black box?!?

Doesn't airplane food suck?

[Furtherman]

I hate this place. Nothing works here. Been here for seven years. I hate this place.

[Don Stugots]

why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? crazy

[~Katja~]

not only do we suck, but are annoying as shit! Oh wait, that's just me...

[CofyCrakCocaine]

i thought that it was common knowledge that women are emotional bat-shit insane basket cases, while men are insensitive, unappreciative pigs.just the perfect pair to breed and populate the planet.

Says you, traitor

[CofyCrakCocaine]

You know, I read the entire thread and I want to shame 75% of the people who have posted thus far. Here Rose goes, makes a beautiful and IMPORTANT thread, and you moral degenerates have to turn it into another loving cockfight of the gay proportion. DOES YOUR PENIS HUNGER CARE FOR NOTHING IT DESTROYS?

edit: That question also can and should be posed to all women like a Scarlet letter.

[Don Stugots]

No, bend over.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

No, bend over.

gimme some of that sweet italian sausage

[Furtherman]

I've known some cool women. They don't give a shit what other women think (or at least don't make a big deal out of it) and they're truthful and upfront.

Unfortunately they're all with someone else.




The search goes on!

[Don Stugots]

gimme some of that sweet italian sausage


tease

I've known some cool women. They don't give a shit what other women think (or at least don't make a big deal out of it) and they're truthful and upfront.

Unfortunately they're all with someone else.




The search goes on!

i have some chicks i could set you up with but i am slumping lately with the matchmaking.

[Furtherman]

i have some chicks i could set you up with but i am slumping lately with the matchmaking.

Fine, I'll go out with the puppet! Shhesh.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I've known some cool women. They don't give a shit what other women think (or at least don't make a big deal out of it) and they're truthful and upfront.

Unfortunately they're all with someone else.




The search goes on!

The cool women probably just have alot of testosterone and don't know it yet.

[midwestjeff]

...but do they swallow?


High five!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

...but do they swallow?


High five!

Oh Jeff... why are you so good?

^5

[vjr97]

carzy girls make for great fucks !!
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :clap:

[cougarjake13]

The question of whether age and gender plays any significant role in a patients disposition and aggression level arose at work today. The media and society would have us believe that young men are the biggest threat to our safety, but according to a very informal work study; 99.9% of mental health care hospital workers (the majority being female) would rather work on an all male ward than an all female ward.

Basically, if a male patient has any issues with you, he will walk up to you, punch you and just walk away. The females however, will knock you down, claw your eyes out, pull your hair and continue to taunt and pester you.

No Shit!!! This isn't any real surprise now is it? I guess the moral of the story is: it's difficult to tell a paranoid-schizophrenic female mental patient apart from your ordinary, normal woman. We are all bat shit insane, crazy, hormonal, evil creatures and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. We cannot be helped and we never grow out of it.


pussy is the best medicine

[Gvac]

Did we really need a study to prove this?

[Bossanova]

Sorry you are so late to the party Rose

[RoseBlood]

Sorry I'm not as old as some of you.

[Bossanova]

Sorry I'm not as old as some of you.

HEY! I am not as old as yuu think I am............ wait thats not cool either

[keithy_19]

Women do suck. Men are assholes too. It is rare that this isn't the case.

Of course, some women will say that they aren't like other women. This of course will be found to be a lie while carousing the mall and she sees makeup that she hasn't seen ina while, or a pair of high heel shoes that she just must have.

Women are greedy too.

[A.J.]

Fez was right!

[Furtherman]

And what do we guys do?

We keep writing songs about them.

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[JackieJokeMan]

not only do we suck, but are annoying as shit! Oh wait, that's just me...

QFT