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deliciousV
02-19-2009, 12:28 PM
My doctor recently put me on a med called Byetta to help control my blood sugar, I was doing a piss poor job on my own. So he tells me that a big selling point of the med is that one big side effect is weight loss, he left out a better one. I have been having rather vivid dreams since starting the stuff although I didn't put it all together until this morning. I was snoozing away dreaming that some chick had just opened my pants and was kinda teasing oral over my boxers, all at once I wake up to find myself right in the middle of making cumzies in the afore mentioned boxers. Later I started looking on the net and learned that the whole vivid dream thing is a common side effect. These bastards are missing out on the add campaign of a lifetime, "BYETTA, blood sugar control with a happy ending". I mean , the rest of my life is shit right now, but I've lost 15 lbs in 2 1/2 weeks and now I'm getting angelic handys in my sleep. Gives me hope that everythings gonna be OK.

ANC
02-19-2009, 12:30 PM
I don't think there's anything to say except Congrats!

RoyMunson
02-19-2009, 12:31 PM
Congrats!!! You are now a man...:clap::clap::clap:

cougarjake13
02-19-2009, 03:27 PM
My doctor recently put me on a med called Byetta to help control my blood sugar, I was doing a piss poor job on my own. So he tells me that a big selling point of the med is that one big side effect is weight loss, he left out a better one. I have been having rather vivid dreams since starting the stuff although I didn't put it all together until this morning. I was snoozing away dreaming that some chick had just opened my pants and was kinda teasing oral over my boxers, all at once I wake up to find myself right in the middle of making cumzies in the afore mentioned boxers. Later I started looking on the net and learned that the whole vivid dream thing is a common side effect. These bastards are missing out on the add campaign of a lifetime, "BYETTA, blood sugar control with a happy ending". I mean , the rest of my life is shit right now, but I've lost 15 lbs in 2 1/2 weeks and now I'm getting angelic handys in my sleep. Gives me hope that everythings gonna be OK.


can i buy some ??

deliciousV
02-19-2009, 03:56 PM
not from me, I'm gonna double down and hope for an angelic threesome. Sweet dreams.

topless_mike
02-20-2009, 05:34 AM
never have a i read a thread and felt so... i dunno... speechless.

congrats dood. sux about the sugar, but enjoy the side effects.

Furtherman
02-20-2009, 06:48 AM
I'm making an doctor's appointment today for my sudden low blood sugar.

topless_mike
02-20-2009, 07:01 AM
just dont confuse wet dreams with having to take a piss...

i guess that could be a dream of giving a hot chick a golden shower...

i dunno.

deliciousV
02-21-2009, 07:54 AM
Well, no repeats. Stupid inconsistant side effects, there oughta be a law.

razorboy
02-21-2009, 07:57 AM
Finally, a title for my memoir.

lleeder
02-21-2009, 09:52 AM
"What are two reasons Fez was in the candy store?"

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