the world is falling apart yet you people focus on minutae

[Dude!]

like how this place is run
and who got banned for some silly reason

you'll all be living in shacks
and eating dandelions in a couple of years

the world is falling apart

re-focus!

[Don Stugots]

The internet could be the greatest tool ever invented and look how people use it. Such a double edged sword, like nuclear energy-

Author Unknown

[Yosammity]

like how this place is run
and who got banned for some silly reason

you'll all be living in shacks
and eating dandelions in a couple of years

the world is falling apart

re-focus!

I think you should be banned for this thread!

[IMSlacker]

Dandelions are delicious. Don't knock 'em until you've tried 'em.

Could a mod please move this thread to the Now I'm Starvin' forum?

[JerseyRich]

How can we stay on topic when you're mentioning the natural delicious goodness of dandelions?

[ToiletCrusher]

I prefer man-delions.

[foodcourtdruide]

I prefer can-delions.

[JerseyRich]

Dandy-candy-man-delions.

[epo]

Why aren't you people talking about Gvac's pancakes? Stay on topic!

[ToiletCrusher]

This is the most on-topic thread I've ever seen.

[disneyspy]

practice! practice! the world is fallin apart and you people want to talk about practice!

[Friday]

simply delicious!

http://www.wisebread.com/files/fruganomics/imagecache/blog_image_full/files/fruganomics/blog-images/dandelion.jpg

[EliSnow]

like how this place is run
and who got banned for some silly reason

you'll all be living in shacks
and eating dandelions in a couple of years

the world is falling apart

re-focus!


Yet someone is still voting in the moderator vote-off thread.

Man!

[Heather 8]

Author Unknown

Actually that was me. I used to be quite modest.

[Dude!]

Yet someone is still voting in the moderator vote-off thread.

Man!

you bet!
that's important
the rest just isn't

no mods and dandelion dinners
that will be the new world order

[EliSnow]

you bet!
that's important
the rest just isn't

no mods and dandelion dinners
that will be the new world order

You mean one mod. When the second last mod is voted off, the last mod wins.

[ToiletCrusher]

Mod World Order??

[Dude!]

You mean one mod. When the second last mod is voted off, the last mod wins.

there will be other ways to take care of the last mod standing!

[MisterSmith]

Maybe with the world going to hell in a handbasket people need a diversion. The internet and message boards provide part of that diversion.

Deal with it hoser! :happy:

[ChrisTheCop]

simply delicious!

http://www.wisebread.com/files/fruganomics/imagecache/blog_image_full/files/fruganomics/blog-images/dandelion.jpg

Might wanna check the expiration date on that one.
The best ones are yellow, with green, sap filled stems. YUM!
Remember to put the bud directly under your chin before consuming to make sure youre not allergic.

And do you really need that handbasket to go to hell in?
We could use it to collect dandelions.

[Don Stugots]

Actually that was me. I used to be quite modest.


I knew it was you, I was trying to keep your name out of it.

[drjoek]

Why aren't you people talking about Gvac's pancakes? Stay on topic!

Next Tuesday is National Pancake Day (http://www.ihoppancakeday.com/#)
We will discus Gvacs Pancakes on the proper day sir

[WampusCrandle]

Next Tuesday is National Pancake Day (http://www.ihoppancakeday.com/#)
We will discus Gvacs Pancakes on the proper day sir

now that is staying on topic!

[Furtherman]

Mama had a baby and the head popped off!

[ChrisTheCop]

Mama had a baby and the head popped off!

You might wanna put that in That's Life, budday.

Sorry to hear.

[IMSlacker]

Fried Dandelion Blossoms

* new blossoms on short stems
* 1 c. milk
* 1/2 tsp. salt
* hot cooking oil
* 1 egg
* 1 c. flour
* pinch of pepper

1. Pick new dandelion blossoms, those on short stems, and rinse well in cool, lightly salted water.
2. Cut off the stem ends close to the flower heads, leaving only enough to hold the petals together, because the stems and greenery are bitter.
3. Roll the dandelion flowers in paper towels to blot up the excess moisture, then dip each one in a batter made of 1 egg, beaten, with 1 cup milk, 1 cup flour, 1/2 teaspoon salt and a pinch of pepper.
4. Drop the batter-coated blossoms into deep hot fat (375 degrees) and fry until lightly browned.
5. Drain on absorbent paper;
6. Sprinkle with more salt, if needed, and serve at once as a hot hors d'oeuvre.

[Dude!]

only a side of ranch dressing
could save that recipe

[midwestjeff]

Dude is right.

Stop worrying about the fucking manatees.

[Gvac]

The internet could be the greatest tool ever invented and look how people use it. Such a double edged sword, like nuclear energy-

Author Unknown

HEY!