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PapaBear
02-20-2009, 09:58 PM
This story (http://www.komonews.com/news/39767832.html) is a couple of days old, but I think it's funny as shit.

Rosario quietly ran out the back door. Then he spotted the crooks' getaway van. It was sitting empty with the engine still running.

That's when he decided to make a move.

Rosario jumped in the crooks' van and drove off. Then he called 911.

Operator: 911, what are you reporting?

Rosario: Somebody's broken into my house.

Operator: I'm sorry?

Rosario: Somebody's broken into my house!...I just drove their car away. They've got nothing.

Operator: Their car?

Rosario: Yeah, I know. I stole their car.

Operator: OK, you can now be charged for that, so stop.

"It was a good feeling, I've gotta say," he said.

Rosario was greeted with high-fives from responding deputies, but he admits taking the getaway car wasn't the safest move.

NewYorkDragons80
02-21-2009, 12:48 AM
He should've left the car running and just cut the breaks. THAT would've led to some delicious hijinks

ChrisTheCop
02-21-2009, 08:34 AM
He should've left the car running and just cut the breaks. THAT would've led to some delicious hijinks

The destruction of his property inside the car?

KingGeno
02-21-2009, 08:37 AM
I really read that as "man robs burgers". I was jealous.

instrument
02-21-2009, 09:05 AM
I woulddve just put a banana in their tailpipe.

bigredd
02-21-2009, 10:51 AM
Stealing it was priceless. Even better would have been grabbing the gas can for the mower out of the garage and book o matches. That or a dead fish under the back seat. That woulda taught those sumbitches!

MC Pee Pants
02-21-2009, 12:17 PM
He could have just taken the keys.......

sailor
02-21-2009, 12:38 PM
I woulddve just put a banana in their tailpipe.

can we just have one thread not turn gay?



http://www.insidesocal.com/outinhollywood/rosario.jpg

spankyfrank
02-21-2009, 12:46 PM
Poppycock!

high fly
02-21-2009, 03:16 PM
I woulddve just put a banana in their tailpipe.

That would be option #2 after the old stand-by - - - - the ol' burning bag o' dog doo trick...

Gvac
02-22-2009, 09:26 AM
Is there no one among us who can stop the mad spammer???

A.J.
02-22-2009, 09:30 AM
Is there no one among us who can stop the mad spammer???

"Here I come to save the daaaaaaaaaay!"

http://www.americanheritage.com/assets/images/articles/web/20071120-Kaufman.jpg

Gvac
02-22-2009, 09:35 AM
"Here I come to save the daaaaaaaaaay!"

http://www.americanheritage.com/assets/images/articles/web/20071120-Kaufman.jpg

Thank God we have SOMEONE paying attention!