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STC-Dub
02-22-2009, 11:21 AM
Happy Birthday Mr. First President.
Don Stugots
02-22-2009, 11:28 AM
Make this one, the best one.
Marc with a c
02-22-2009, 11:41 AM
he invented cocaine.
he invented cocaine.
And Grillz.
disneyspy
02-22-2009, 11:44 AM
he smoked the weed maaaaaaaaaaaan
George Washington
02-22-2009, 12:11 PM
Thanks guys.
brettmojo
02-22-2009, 12:16 PM
Happy Birthday Mr. First President.
If he was so great, why is Lincoln on a $5 and George is only on a $1?
Lincoln was 5 times as great.
Foster
02-22-2009, 12:27 PM
If he was so great, why is Lincoln on a $5 and George is only on a $1?
Lincoln was 5 times as great.
Washington's on the $1 because he was our 1st president and Lincoln is on the $5 because he was our 5th you dope.
Happy Birthday sir!!
DiabloSammich
02-22-2009, 12:30 PM
Nice wooden teeth, faggot.
George Washington
02-22-2009, 12:31 PM
Washington's on the $1 because he was our 1st president and Lincoln is on the $5 because he was our 5th you dope.
Happy Birthday sir!!
Exactly. By his line of thinking, why would that swishy prick only be on the useless Penny while I am on the far superior Quarter? Stop trying to stir up shit.
EDIT: President Washington beat me to it.
WampusCrandle
02-22-2009, 01:12 PM
happy burfday, wooden teeth.
Hottub
02-22-2009, 01:14 PM
Ghost ridin' da whip.
MacVittie
02-22-2009, 01:19 PM
Is this really his birthday, or is it February 11 because when he was born the British territories were still using the Julian calender? Or is it the other way around?
Nice job with the cherry tree, liar.
George Washington
02-22-2009, 01:50 PM
Nice job with the cherry tree, liar.
That whole story was a lie. It isn't my fault Mason Weems made up shit about me after I died.
cougarjake13
02-22-2009, 02:26 PM
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