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ANC
02-11-2009, 05:23 AM
Hey Dr. Steve,

At the coffee machine in my office, they keep the little Half & Halfs and parmalat milk in and out of the fridge constantly and every time I would open one, they'd be curdled and chunky. So I started using the powdered CoffeeMate. Is this stuff okay in small doses?

biggestmexi
02-11-2009, 05:25 AM
Hey Dr. Steve,

At the coffee machine in my office, they keep the little Half & Halfs and parmalat milk in and out of the fridge constantly and every time I would open one, they'd be curdled and chunky. So I started using the powdered CoffeeMate. Is this stuff okay in small doses?

Hell, I use powdered Creamer everyday. Its even the cheap IGA kind.

ANC
02-11-2009, 05:27 AM
Hell, I use powdered Creamer everyday. Its even the cheap IGA kind.

yeah but you did toast up a Pop Tart in a lead oven... :huh:

biggestmexi
02-11-2009, 05:30 AM
yeah but you did toast up a Pop Tart in a lead oven... :huh:

Well you got me there.

ANC
02-11-2009, 05:40 AM
Well you got me there.

I keed I keed..

Dr Steve
02-22-2009, 04:51 PM
Hey Dr. Steve,

At the coffee machine in my office, they keep the little Half & Halfs and parmalat milk in and out of the fridge constantly and every time I would open one, they'd be curdled and chunky. So I started using the powdered CoffeeMate. Is this stuff okay in small doses?

here are the ingredients for coffeemate:

Ingredients
Vegetable Oil (Partially Hydrogenated Coconut or Palm Kernel and Canola, Hydrogenated Palm, Soybean, Cottonseed and/or Safflower), Corn Syrup Solids, Sodium Caseinate (A Milk Derivative), Dipotassium Phosphate (Moderates Coffee Acidity), Natural and Artificial Flavors, Monoglycerides (Prevents Oil Separation), Salt, Sodium Aluminosilicate, Sucralose, Datem, Acesulfame Potassium (Non-nutritive Sweetener), Yeast.


it's all so fake, but in small amounts doesn't seem to have anything grossly dangerous in it. I'm guessing the sodium aluminosilicate is to keep the powder from clumping. God forbid we have to use clumpy fake coffee creamer. Aluminum isn't good for you in large doses, but although they don't give the amount, I bet it's a tiny amount in each teaspoon.

It at least has less fat than cream, that's something, I guess.

Dude!
02-22-2009, 05:52 PM
why would anyone want to ruin a cup of coffee with that crap
i'd rather have the curdled milk

Fez4PrezN2008
02-22-2009, 06:11 PM
CoffeeMate is surprisingly good in tomato soup. Especially if you make it w/ skim or h2o.

PapaBear
02-22-2009, 06:15 PM
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Lil oc
02-22-2009, 06:17 PM
why would anyone want to ruin a cup of coffee with that crap
i'd rather have the curdled milk

^^^

hunnerbun
02-22-2009, 06:25 PM
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I watched that show and it was both scary and awesome at the same time!

.....and properly prepared coffee needs nothing....black is the only way for me!

Gvac
02-22-2009, 06:27 PM
black is the only way for me!

Too easy...

Devo37
02-22-2009, 06:34 PM
i'm not a coffee drinker, though i like the smell of coffee, EXCEPT when it's got that horrible Coffeemate crap in it!! :thumbdown: