Greetings, and welcome to the board, Dr. Black. I hope you enjoy your stay here, but there are a few basic rules we kindly ask you to observe. Firstly, please don't use all CAPITALS. And secondly, we have a "no drooling" policy...which loosely means we don't want the board becoming a place where all we do is praise the virtues of any of the beautiful female members.
Trust me, I fully understand your admiration and fascination with Melissa...she is an awesome woman. But if everyone who felt that way (just about the entire listening audience) posted about it, the board would be full of similar threads. Hope you understand, and I hope I don't come across as scolding you. Nothing could be further from the truth.
Once again, welcome! :)
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Special thanks to Lt. Rooster for this masterpiece!