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CofyCrakCocaine
02-23-2009, 08:09 AM
I had to do some natural business today after running around outside in the cold air. I sit down on the throne, and Ahh! like a warm summer's breeze there's the radiator right next to me. Dunno about the rest of you, but I love it when they put radiators next to toilet seats.

And it encourages you to keep from getting fat. A friend's fat-ass cousin sat down and grilled the side of his leg on one when his mass spread out across and beyond the seat. Cooked flesh and fresh dump smell should be a flavor on Febreeze. Mm, mm!

nate1000
02-23-2009, 08:17 AM
Cooked flesh and fresh dump smell should be a flavor on Febreeze. Mm, mm!

:lol::lol:

POTD
And very worthy mod quote material.

Plus it fits with your current theme.

Dougie Brootal
02-23-2009, 08:50 AM
i agree. the radiator is right next to the turlet at my office and i sit there and read when no ones here.

SatCam
02-23-2009, 06:32 PM
if my shit got any more steamy my entire house would stink

styckx
02-23-2009, 06:38 PM
Hmm bathroom talk. I have a space heater next to my toilet cause while the heat works well in the house, I HATE getting that whisp of spontaneous arctic air like a ghost just passed through your body when you slide open the shower curtain and get out.

Gvac
02-23-2009, 06:48 PM
I actually line the toilet seat in my own home every morning because I hate sitting on a cold seat.

There has to be a better way.

styckx
02-23-2009, 06:54 PM
I actually line the toilet seat in my own home every morning because I hate sitting on a cold seat.

There has to be a better way.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA

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Gvac
02-23-2009, 06:58 PM
YOU HAVE NO IDEA

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You're a godsend!

And it even has the old Ron and Fez rejoiner "Mas Que Nada" in the infomercial!

I owe you one, styckx.

razorboy
02-23-2009, 07:13 PM
I used to have a townhome in which the master bath was evidently plumbed by an alcoholic (at least according to my landlord). He had piped the toilet with hot water and if you made the mistake of flushing some tissue or something and sitting down on the toilet within twenty minutes after that you found yourself atop a hellish ass-sauna which would leave your posterior sopping wet with sweat. I didn't live there long enough to bug the landlord to much about fixing the problem, but it truly sucked while I was there.