Sailor Sucks

[Gvac]

What an asshole.

[Marc with a c]

gaping

[WampusCrandle]

hmmm, well, you did give many swaying facts in my vote on gentleman Sailor.

[spoon]

most sailors do

[WampusCrandle]

most sailors do

except this cock teasing sailor

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1949/sailormoon1hw7.jpg

[hammersavage]

He peaked when he dipped that broad in Times Square

[Marc with a c]

i heard he stole his baby.

[Marc with a c]

He peaked when he dipped that broad in Times Square

what is this 1957?

[hammersavage]

Times Square wasn't even invented in the 1950's

[Gvac]

what is this 1957?

Times Square wasn't even invented in the 1950's

You two are adorable.

Now let's get back to trashing that scumbag sailor.

[Marc with a c]

sailor's a scumbag

[Gvac]

sailor's a scumbag

Good one!

[hammersavage]

Thanks. You're cute too.

But sailor is a douche of epic proportions.

[Gvac]

Thanks. You're cute too.

But sailor is a douche of epic proportions.

I like the cut of your jib!

[TooLowBrow]

is it any wonder that sailor kinda rhymes with failure...?

[Marc with a c]

sailor for mod!!

[WampusCrandle]

Times Square wasn't even invented in the 1950's

i thought it was, and why the dipping the nurse kiss was kinda famous. so, i believe Time Square was around in the 40s.

[hammersavage]

I'm gonna start a WampusCrandle Sucks thread.

Should have added this: /sarcasm

[WampusCrandle]

I'm gonna start a WampusCrandle Sucks thread.

Should have added this: /sarcasm

im sowwy?

maybe you should have added in sarcasm, you filth.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I wonder how many times Sailor watched us from the corner before meeting us at .net /R&F events

creep

[hammersavage]

Here comes the Saildozer

[Marc with a c]

I wonder how many times Sailor watched us from the corner before meeting us at .net /R&F events

creep

i wish you were more like sailor.

[Marc with a c]

sailor's the fuckface of ronfez.net

[hammersavage]

i wish you were more like sailor.

Say it to his face

[Marc with a c]

Say it to his face

sailor or jowlsie's face?

[sailor]

sailor or jowlsie's face?

stay on topic

[hammersavage]

You blow ass

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i wish you were more like sailor.


you wish everyone was more like sailor

marc is a spy, he loves sailor, they have a bromance going on

[WampusCrandle]

stay on topic

my love for you has been renewed

[hammersavage]

Does Barry Manilow know sailor raids his wardrobe?

[Gvac]

Anyone that hates "The Breakfast Club" is no friend of mine.

Fuck you, BronxMarc!

[Kevin]

Does Barry Manilow know sailor raids his wardrobe?

Does Goose Gossage know how much Sailor copies his facial hair?

[Marc with a c]

this should be a sticky.

[sailor]

this should be a sticky.

you're sticky.

[ToiletCrusher]

sailor... more like gaylor...

[disneyspy]

sailor,has there ever been a thread about how big a douche prick you are?
i find it hard to believe this is the first

[Marc with a c]

worst person ever.

[disneyspy]

katja introduced us,fuckin katja

[mikeyboy]

He's not an asshole. He's a prick. Get it right.

[EliSnow]

He's not an asshole. He's a prick. Get it right.

He's somewhere in the middle. He's a taint!

[El Mudo]

He's somewhere in the middle. He's a taint!


He's Baltimore

[Don Stugots]

sailor for mod!!

That's the worst thing you could call a mod.

[ecobag2]

prickface.

[~Katja~]

sailor is prickly... I like it

[Gvac]

What a self-congratulatory asshole. My only regret in starting this thread is that it's fed sailor's ego even more. I didn't think it was possible for it to get any bigger.

[ToiletCrusher]

What a self-congratulatory asshole. My only regret in starting this thread is that it made sailor's hard-on even bigger. I didn't think it was possible for it to get any sexier.

fixed. also, sailors and the navy are gay.

[sailor]

What a self-congratulatory asshole. My only regret in starting this thread is that it's fed sailor's ego even more. I didn't think it was possible for it to get any bigger.

big enough to fill all of longacre square, pops.

[Gvac]

Bumping his own appreciation thread.

What an attention whore.

[Marc with a c]

appreciation thread? how can anybody appreciate somebody so devious?

[RhinoinMN]

What a stupid name.

[Gvac]

This should be his avatar -

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a69/joanovarc/sailor-gay.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

his mod quotes are from 2007

hence he hasn't said anything funny since then

[~Katja~]

This should be his avatar -

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a69/joanovarc/sailor-gay.jpg

and a signature with this
http://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/maritime/exhibitions/gaylife/graphics/large/hello_sailor_book.jpg


you googled gay sailor... didn't ya ;)



and I totally regret having safe search off... these things can't be unseen

[Gvac]

and a signature with this
http://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/maritime/exhibitions/gaylife/graphics/large/hello_sailor_book.jpg


you googled gay sailor... didn't ya ;)

HAHAHAHA!

BINGO!!!!

[mikeyboy]

and a signature with this
http://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/maritime/exhibitions/gaylife/graphics/large/hello_sailor_book.jpg


you googled gay sailor... didn't ya ;)



and I totally regret having safe search off... these things can't be unseen

I did that some time after he changed his name to sailor. I learned my lesson.

[~Katja~]

I did that some time after he changed his name to sailor. I learned my lesson.

the lesson I learned is to never google anything gay related to a male figure... chicks is ok I guess :)

[TheMojoPin]

sailor is fucking awful, but right now toiletcrusher is running away with the suck crown.

[Gvac]

Update: sailor STILL sucks.

[TheMojoPin]

Excellent timing.

[Don Stugots]

according to his facebook status he is usually pantsless.

[hammersavage]

I just learned something and he seriously couldn't suck any worse.

[Gvac]

Truly awful.

[Don Stugots]

i message him on facebook and he never responds. this prick hates me.

[Marc with a c]

i heard he likes ass olives.

[TheMojoPin]

He's the absolute worst.

[Gvac]

i message him on facebook and he never responds. this prick hates me.

Don't waste your time or lose sleep over it.

He's a creep.

i heard he likes ass olives.

I wouldn't doubt it.

What a sick fuck.

[~Katja~]

i heard he likes ass olives.

green ones?

[Hottub]

like a $20 whore.

[Don Stugots]

like a $20 whore.

with no teeth

[disneyspy]

ha,hes a cock sucker.sail a million boats...

[WampusCrandle]

like a $20 whore.

if this is true, im first in line

[Green Lantern]

What's wrong with the sailors we got?... They sail pretty good. Name some of those other sailors.


Popeye
http://todaysseniorsnetwork.com/popeye.jpg

Shipwreck
http://www.hasbro.com/gijoe/images/bios/shipwreck_full.jpg


Gilligan
http://www.emmys.tv/news/2005/september/images/denver2.jpg

[mikeyboy]

sailor isn't even a real sailor. He's as much of a fraud as Kevin.

[drjoek]

sailor isn't even a real sailor. He's as much of a fraud as Kevin.

Good point Mikey ... BOY

And Yes I am a Doctor

[Marc with a c]

mikey isn't a boy.

[mikeyboy]

Good point Mikey ... BOY



Well, I am male, yeah but at my age, yeah, boy is probably pushing it.

[~Katja~]

Well, I am male, yeah but at my age, yeah, boy is probably pushing it.

men don't grow up

[WampusCrandle]

men don't grow up

parts of men do ..... wakka wakka

[Gvac]

Just when you thought he couldn't suck any more, he hits new levels of suckdom.

What a sucky suckerton sailor is.

[sailor]

sailor isn't even a real sailor.

No, but I am a real Sailor.

[Marc with a c]

No, but I am a real Sailor.

take that mikey dick.

sailor fan since day one.

[mikeyboy]

take that mikey dick.

sailor fan since day one.

figures

[Gvac]

I woke up this morning thinking about how much sailor sucks.

[Crispy123]

I woke up this morning thinking about how much sailor sucks.

hes the worst.

:thumbdown:

[RhinoinMN]

I woke up this morning thinking about how much sailor sucks.

Then you made him breakfast, right?

[ToiletCrusher]

Then you made him breakfast, right?

Gentlemen always do.

[Gvac]

Then you made him breakfast, right?

Gentlemen always do.

At least TC knows me.

You should feel ashamed for even having to ask, Rhino.

[Gvac]

Is there ANYONE here who doesn't want to punch sailor in his stupid face?

[HBox]

Is there ANYONE here who doesn't want to punch sailor in his stupid face?

Not me.


























































I'd prefer a nut shot.

[Stuft]

:laugh:

I concur w/ the nut shot. What an uppity douche. :thumbdown:

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> i like sailor....sorry

[ToiletCrusher]

for you.....


Boom!

[PapaBear]

Does Sailor swallow? If not, that's just rude.

[Kevin]

Does Sailor swallow? If not, that's just rude.

He spits it out on the side.

He is that big of a jerk.

[PapaBear]

He spits it out on the side.

He is that big of a jerk.
I bet he winces, too. Like it tastes bad or something.

[Kevin]

I bet he winces, too. Like it tastes bad or something.

He really is worse than Hitler

[Gvac]

He really is worse than Hitler

I couldn't agree more.

[Marc with a c]

the best thing i can think to say about the guy is that he hasn't raped me.



yet.

[sailor]

the best thing i can think to say about the guy is that he hasn't raped me.



yet.

i have classy socks.

[IMSlacker]

He may be psychotic. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/tags.php?tag=sailor+loves+tags)

[Gvac]

He may be psychotic. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/tags.php?tag=sailor+loves+tags)

May be???

[underdog]

I like sailor. I wish I had his phone number.

[Gvac]

I like sailor. I wish I had his phone number.

Like I said, you two remind me A LOT of one another.

I just hope you're not half as boring as sailor is in person.

[Marc with a c]

when i can't sleep at night i count sailor's and it puts me right out.

edit: man that sounds unusually gay.

[west milly Tom]

Sailor has a secret

[Marc with a c]

sailor is to uncool for the room.

[underdog]

Like I said, you two remind me A LOT of one another.

I just hope you're not half as boring as sailor is in person.

No way. I'm way more boring in person.

[Marc with a c]

i don't know about that. sailor once was telling me a story about his thimble collection and he fell asleep from boredom.

[boobieman]

Sailor beat me in the yahoo fantasy football last year...I WANT MY REVENGE DAM IT!!

SEEAYAYAYAYAYYASEASAAA

[IMSlacker]

I hope he's happy now.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/IMSlacker/sailorlovestags.jpg

[Marc with a c]

i hope a firefly blinds you.

[disneyspy]

sailor came up with the balloon boy idea

[topless_mike]

i agree.
i dont like him, either.


MODS SUCK

[hammersavage]

i forgot about this. now you have the ability to make this disappear like it never happened

[thepaulo]

He's one of those metrosexuals

[disneyspy]

i wish he would get one of his underling mods to go around and unsticky some threads ESPECIALLY the fuckin games and sport forum where theres still a sticky on LAST YEARS ron and fez football league,c'mon sailor,quit sucking

[disneyspy]

and why the hell doesn't this suck wad make me the mod of the listening threads?

[hammersavage]

there's an age limit.

[sailor]

Now I'm the guy with all the power? Nice!

[spoon]

they'll never get ur gold!

[weekapaugjz]

Bump.

[Kevin]

Worst mod ever?

[sailor]

Obviously.

[disneyspy]

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[Dude!]

and, unfortunately, he seems
to be in charge of
PapaBear's mod training

henceforth, two
gestapo

[torker]

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2007/08/giuliani_in_drag.jpg

[torker]

http://www.dennisyang.com/archives/you_suck_sad.jpg

[spoon]

once again, this thread is like the you understood rule in spanish...does it even need to be mentioned?! :lol:

boring predictable sailor and his awful wardrobe!

Let's all brind him some new clothes to the softball game. Try and help you out. A mission of sympathy from ronfez.net and v3!

[torker]

http://www.phawker.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/anti_porn_flyer.jpg

[torker]

http://www.tehrantimes.com/News/10892/12_OVERPROTECTIVE.jpg

[torker]

http://ajostudents.com/review/images/i8v7_01.jpg

[torker]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/archive/236/images/photos/5563/original/original.jpg

[torker]

http://www.topnews.in/files/muslimLaw.jpg

[spoon]

http://www.phawker.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/anti_porn_flyer.jpg

Wow, that reminds me of parkway jesus!

Oh how I miss the savior of our toll roads!

[torker]

http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c60bf53ef0120a8a1e2f9970b-500wi

[torker]

http://justwilliam1959.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/kimjongil.jpg

[torker]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01007/SNN1839AA-280_1007355a.jpg

[spoon]

http://justwilliam1959.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/kimjongil.jpg

There you go! That has to be Sailor's Mod Avatar.

Someone better make this so!

[disneyspy]

i hope when i get banned they last as long as torkers self imposed 2 week ban

[torker]

i hope when i get banned they last as long as torkers self imposed 2 week ban

starting.......now

see ya

[PapaBear]

and, unfortunately, he seems
to be in charge of
PapaBear's mod training

henceforth, two
gestapo
No one is training me. And I'm not gestapo. I'm more of a Pol Pot kinda guy.

[spoon]

If you had to get any training on this tub would have been fucked. dumb bastard

[jennysmurf]

I have it on good authority that he likes to watch Santa Claus do a striptease.

[ralphbxny]

I have it on good authority that he likes to watch Santa Claus do a striptease.

I told you never to repeat that. He did it once in School.

[jennysmurf]

I told you never to repeat that. He did it once in School.

In school, nothing! This was just the other day! He's holding out on you, my friend.

[sailor]

http://ttbmarketplace.cachefly.net/nhklshirt7.jpg

[spoon]

this thread is still very relevant

[disneyspy]

my balls

[weekapaugjz]

bumped for the birthday boy!

[spoon]

this thread is still very relevant

and the legend continues!

way to block that spam

didn't stop him from making his own mod quote though!

[cougarjake13]

thats gay


thats like trying to give urself ur own nick name

[disneyspy]

aren't all sailors gay?

[Sue_Bender]

aren't all sailors gay?

Cross your fingers...





and spread your ass cheeks.

[disneyspy]

boy i'll say