Nazis give you a gun

[evboat]

You have to shoot

[HBox]

Dah, first I'd put blanks in the gun. Then I'd put exploding blood packs on my wife. Then I'd shoot her, explode the blood packs, fall to my knees crying, wait until the Nazis left, and then help my wife up and go home.

[ChrisTheCop]

are either of them Nazi's?

[The Ogre]

You have to shoot

Based on the huge amount of info in your post, I'd say shoot the nazi who was stupid enough to give you a loaded gun. If you're talking about the question brought up on the show I'd shoot the dope who asked me this silly hypothetical to begin with.

[GreatAmericanZero]

as someone who doesn't have either...you gotta always save a child's life

[Marvin Gaye's Dad]

wait, what's the conundrum here?

[TheMojoPin]

wait, what's the conundrum here?

Well played.

Now we just need a "throw boiling grits on your lover in the shower: yes or no?" poll and we'll see AlGreen'sPsychoEx show up.

[utriculus!]

Kill kid. Go on vacation.

[rexdart]

can i line the wife and kid up so that one bullet kills them both and maybe one of the nazis too?

[rexdart]

i am shocked to note that there is no "pee in the nazis butt" poll option.

[lleeder]

To get to one I'd have shoot the other one.

[Doogie]

Now we just need a "throw boiling grits on your lover in the shower: yes or no?" poll and we'll see AlGreen'sPsychoEx show up.

Ha!! This response made me laugh. And yes this one is an easy one. Next...

[scottinnj]

if I have to shoot, I'd shoot my wife. But I already know we're all dead, so I'm gonna shoot the closest Nazi and go to God knowing I bow only to Him and to no man.

[scottinnj]

Dah, first I'd put blanks in the gun. Then I'd put exploding blood packs on my wife. Then I'd shoot her, explode the blood packs, fall to my knees crying, wait until the Nazis left, and then help my wife up and go home.

You'd help your wife up? Pansy, I'd be asking for my dinner first before she was allowed to clean up.

[IMSlacker]

Which kid (I have two)?

[MisterSmith]

if I have to shoot, I'd shoot my wife. But I already know we're all dead, so I'm gonna shoot the closest Nazi and go to God knowing I bow only to Him and to no man.

You completely stole what I was going to say. Take out the Nazi's because we are all dead anyway, and those bastards aren't going to be my master.

And I start with the Nazi leader if I only have one bullet.

[scottinnj]

Which kid (I have two)?

Line them up and use one bullet and the Nazi will give you a gold star for creative thinking.
Then gas you because you think creatively.

[SinA]

i thought i'd try to say i'd be a hero and do myself... but to be honest i'd probably go with the wife.

kid's got my blood, the wife is just a chick i met at work a few years ago i HAPPEN to still be with.

[RENFIELD]

I sent the orig. email to the show...
the question was more...

who's first in your heart ?
your birth kids or your SECOND wife (or husband)


the women i work with unanimously said THEY should come first..
but also that THEIR children would come first..

guys said kids first always...before 2nd wife...
(whatever that means to you.. first)

anybody that would put a spouse before a birth kid
is basically a piece of shit...
and i couldn't trust them in the way they claimed
they felt about me...

i'm just sayin....

[STC-Dub]

Where are these Nazis coming from who are always making people do things?

[midwestjeff]

Where are these Nazis coming from who are always making people do things?

Germany, duh.

[cougarjake13]

You have to shoot

i'll shoot the nazi's

[King Hippos Bandaid]

mommy # 2 can cook clean and take care of the child

[biggestmexi]

myslef.

bigger life insurance for my sons future

[TheMojoPin]

Where are these Nazis coming from who are always making people do things?

Yeah, they really seem bored.

[evboat]

nazis love hypotheticals.

[realmenhatelife]

Well played.

Now we just need a "throw boiling grits on your lover in the shower: yes or no?" poll and we'll see AlGreen'sPsychoEx show up.

I'm not saying it's ever rational to throw hot grits on someone, but I am saying that no one is ever surprised at which girl is going to make a pot of grits and throw it at you. You know that shit going in, and you should act accordingly.

[PapaBear]

Does ex spouse count?

[itr]

Ya shoot the hostage.

[Slumbag]

I'd sell it.
A piece of memorabilia like that would be worth mad bucks.

[brettmojo]

I'm shooting the kid. You can always have another. Really who'd want to go throw the whole dating thing again?