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Don Stugots
02-28-2009, 06:47 PM
Jane Mansfield's head in a hat box.

Speculate!
lleeder
02-28-2009, 06:49 PM
A grammar checker.
Slumbag
02-28-2009, 06:49 PM
If Blowhard is with you, a fucking genius.
Don Stugots
02-28-2009, 06:50 PM
Mayo jar with toe nail clippings that is labeled "1983, in case"
spoon
02-28-2009, 06:50 PM
A grammar checker.

Lleeder finally made me laugh again!

Now if only he'd lose that awful poll quote and make better threads before he loses his virginity.
led37zep
02-28-2009, 06:51 PM
a tear stained framed TV guide from the last MASH Episode.
underdog
02-28-2009, 06:52 PM
lleeder's beer bong
lleeder
02-28-2009, 06:52 PM
Lleeder finally made me laugh again!

Now if only he'd lose that awful poll quote and make better threads before he loses his virginity.

Go talk about Reagan and Hockey. You're so dangerous no wonder you got banned.
spoon
02-28-2009, 06:57 PM
Go talk about Reagan and Hockey. You're so dangerous no wonder you got banned.

1 for 2
PapaBear
02-28-2009, 06:59 PM
Jane Mansfield's head in a hat box.

Speculate!
Did he cut if off after she died? Because she never lost her head in that wreck. It was just her wig.









And Momma Cass did NOT choke to death!
lleeder
02-28-2009, 06:59 PM
1 for 2

I might just keep the poll quote for next year too now.
Judge Smails
02-28-2009, 07:12 PM
A box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars.

You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day Blowhard seen J. D. Rockefeller flying by. So he ran out of the house with a big washtub and . . .
lleeder
02-28-2009, 07:17 PM
A box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars.

You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day Blowhard seen J. D. Rockefeller flying by. So he ran out of the house with a big washtub and . . .

It was Nineteen diggity two we had to say diggity cause the kaiser stole our word for twenty..
hammersavage
02-28-2009, 09:11 PM
It was Nineteen diggity two we had to say diggity cause the kaiser stole our word for twenty..

2 for 3
Judge Smails
02-28-2009, 09:14 PM
2 for 3

WTF? He was just riffing off a premise that I introduced.
Tate
02-28-2009, 10:25 PM
A victrola, a case of sasparilla and stacks of war bonds.
Gvac
02-28-2009, 10:34 PM
http://retrothing.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/greenfone_1_1.jpg

http://www.allaboutsymbian.com/images/features/articleoldradioimage.JPG

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51PR2QNZGRL._SL500_AA280_.gif
Don Stugots
02-28-2009, 10:49 PM
A book of pick up lines.
weekapaugjz
02-28-2009, 10:52 PM
a ticket stub to his first baseball game at the opening of this stadium:

http://schools.nyc.gov/NR/rdonlyres/0B02C7B9-D2DE-4862-9B1B-B5009EA97860/35084/Ebbets_Field_Outside2.jpg
instrument
02-28-2009, 11:02 PM
A black hood, revolver, a zodiac emblem necklace and a few books on cyphers .
PapaBear
02-28-2009, 11:08 PM
A color TV.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oivx0aJJmC8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oivx0aJJmC8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
Sinestro
03-01-2009, 05:18 AM
He has an apartment? I was thinking he was living in a cardboard box living it up with his stack of pennies to the good old days of the Great Depression since having a roof over your head was a luxary back in those days and the 1 cent penny was alot of money back then.
Tall_James
03-01-2009, 05:20 AM
A butter churn.
JerseyRich
03-01-2009, 05:37 AM
An unopened box of Reggie Bars.

http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/03/30/amd_reggiejackson.jpg
britneypablo
03-01-2009, 05:38 AM
<font color="deeppink"> my underwear.....i think i left them there on accident three nights ago
Ritalin
03-01-2009, 05:40 AM
Gvac's dick during your game of ooky Hydrox.
JerseyRich
03-01-2009, 05:40 AM
my underwear.....i think i left them there on accident three nights ago

I seen em there!

http://www.philebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/granny_panties.jpg
britneypablo
03-01-2009, 05:51 AM
<font color="deeppink"> Clearly he is sleepin around.....bc mine look like this
<img src="http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/48/l_1138857bf6164a25b66e199024372aa6.jpg">
JerseyRich
03-01-2009, 05:53 AM
Clearly he is sleepin around.....bc mine look like this
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/48/l_1138857bf6164a25b66e199024372aa6.jpg

"Is there a modeling school around here?"

Did he use his pickup line from 1974 on you too?
Don Stugots
03-01-2009, 05:56 AM
"Hell lady, would you like to get an egg cream and lindy?" the waitress looked shocked at that one.
JerseyRich
03-01-2009, 05:59 AM
His line of "Fort Hamilton High, Class of '78" was another great line.
Don Stugots
03-01-2009, 06:00 AM
His line of "Fort Hamilton High, Class of '78" was another great line.

you forget the 2nd part to that line:

"want to marry me? I am not always loud and grouchy."
Foster
03-01-2009, 06:07 AM
"Is there a modeling school around here?"

Did he use his pickup line from 1974 on you too?
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holy shit! the pointer used that line on me last night!
Freakshow
03-01-2009, 06:08 AM
A butter churn.

a bread box, and an ice box...
Farmer Dave
03-01-2009, 06:25 AM
His leather football helmet from college. And his letterman sweater.
Freakshow
03-01-2009, 06:31 AM
His leather football helmet from college. And his letterman sweater.

was he playing for Princeton, or for Rutgers?
GreatAmericanZero
03-01-2009, 06:47 AM
Alan Shemper: When I was at camp, my favorite activity was always arts and crafts. Or, as we used to call it: arts and *farts* and crafts. We used to make drawings... cave drawings! Which is my way of saying we were cave men. I went to camp so long ago that I can remember saying "sticks and stones may break my bones" and meaning it! I went to camp so long ago that fucking Jesus Christ was my counselor! And my best friend hadn't fully evolved yet! His name was Ug and he walked on all fours! There were two epidemics when I went to camp: head lice, and the plague - the bubonic plague!
A.J.
03-01-2009, 08:19 AM
http://chicagoist.com/attachments/chicagoist_kevinr/2008_2_billy_beer.jpg
JohnGacysCrawlSpace
03-01-2009, 08:55 AM
Plastic on the furniture.
Gvac
03-01-2009, 08:59 AM
http://www.danray.net/wp-photos/2005-12-31-175428-lava-lamp.jpg

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/426266~This-Bud-s-For-You-Blacklight-Posters.jpg
Don Stugots
03-01-2009, 09:02 AM
Actual photo of Blowhard and Pointer watching TV in Blowhards living room:

http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/jmiles/2007/12/11/flintstones5.jpg
WampusCrandle
03-01-2009, 10:25 AM
my mustache wax
Freakshow
03-01-2009, 10:27 AM
my mustache wax

is this it?

http://content9.flixster.com/question/43/03/84/4303843_ori.gif
RoseBlood
03-01-2009, 10:28 AM
If it hasn't been said already: Gvac's DNA.
MacVittie
03-01-2009, 10:36 AM
Blowhard would rather fight than switch.

http://graphic-design.tjs-labs.com/pictures/tareyton-time-12-06-1963-041-a.jpg
Drunky McBetidont
03-01-2009, 10:43 AM
is this it?

http://content9.flixster.com/question/43/03/84/4303843_ori.gif

that's his hair treatment
Don Stugots
03-01-2009, 01:10 PM
a white t-shirt with the words "I AM THE HECKLER!" written in black sharpie.
MacVittie
03-01-2009, 01:39 PM
I found this in Blowhard's sheet music.

http://www.sheetmusiccenter.com/70/221.jpg
led37zep
03-01-2009, 01:47 PM
a white t-shirt with the words "I AM THE HECKLER!" written in black sharpie.


Dude, you know that man rocks the iron on letters.
Don Stugots
03-01-2009, 01:51 PM
Dude, you know that man rocks the iron on letters.

shit, you are right. thank you.
Devo37
03-01-2009, 02:21 PM
Spats.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/spats.jpg
Ritalin
03-01-2009, 06:40 PM
Spats.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/spats.jpg



Earl's nickname should be spats.

(I should probably have put that in post purgatory)
boosterp
03-01-2009, 08:13 PM
A pair of Ronald Reagan's cuff links from the show blowhard co-stared in "Death Valley Days"
JerseyRich
03-01-2009, 08:23 PM
http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/sports/football/images/pro/namath-franklinfootball.JPG
Gvac
03-01-2009, 08:26 PM
http://www.super70s.com/Super70s/Culture/Fads/images/aniMoodRing(180).gif

http://www.flatlandradio.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/kraco0004.jpg
Don Stugots
03-01-2009, 08:29 PM
http://users.rcn.com/mfmiozza/house.jpg
Gvac
03-01-2009, 08:32 PM
http://www.37signals.com/svn/images/0507POLAROID_x600.jpg
Don Stugots
03-01-2009, 08:37 PM
http://www.student.oulu.fi/~tomilepp/pics/betamax.jpg
PapaBear
03-01-2009, 08:40 PM
http://www.37signals.com/svn/images/0507POLAROID_x600.jpg


No way. He has the kind where you had to rub the fixer stick over the photo.
joethebartender
03-01-2009, 08:52 PM
this was out front (next to a NYNEX telephone booth)...

http://galeforcecommunications.com/images/uploaded/call%20box.jpg
Judge Smails
03-01-2009, 09:14 PM
Quite a collection of racy porn.

http://www.fashion-era.com/images/Edwds1890-1915/beauties.jpg
AKA
03-05-2009, 05:42 AM
http://chicagoist.com/attachments/chicagoist_kevinr/2008_2_billy_beer.jpg

Sadly, this is something you would find in my apartment.
EliSnow
03-05-2009, 05:53 AM
http://www.autochic.com.au/_cms/CMS_images/competition/image_118.jpg
A.J.
03-05-2009, 05:59 AM
Sadly, this is something you would find in my apartment.

There's no shame in having such a treasured collectable.