Fez Vs. lleeder

[Gvac]

Fez has challenged lleeder to a bar brawl at Dave and Casey's shower (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77692) at the end of this month.

Fez is a wily veteran, a former wrestler, and has forearms that have earned him the nickname "Popeye."

lleeder drinks like a fish and spends most of his time in an alcoholic daze.

Who ya got?

[ChrisTheCop]

You gotta get rid of that third, more likely choice.

Present it as if it were to happen. We all know #3 is the way itll go.

[JerseyRich]

I hope one of them pees in the others butt.

[lleeder]

That characterization of me seems unfair. I think all of my time is spent that way not most.

[ToiletCrusher]

Did you just wake up and make this poll? Kudos!!!

I vote for Fez. Sorry lleeder, you haven't stepped up as my mentor.

[disneyspy]

lleeder will fuck fez' shit up

[midwestjeff]

Welcome to the jungle lleeder!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KoX9nA5jWdo/SStdhVRTLnI/AAAAAAAAAxs/ol6K3gNUzYo/s400/axl+rose.jpg

[underdog]

lleeder knows karate.

My money is on a late entry by Fake Lleeder or Fake Toiletcrusher.

[lleeder]

I don't hit women but I can make an exception.

[hammersavage]

Get in the ring motherfucker!

[disneyspy]

boy i sure hope ron doesnt hurt his leg and has to show up with a cane

[Fezticle98]

Lleeder doesn't drink and drive. But he's going to walk all over Fez.

[K.C.]

Lleeder takes it after a surprise run in by ADF to hit Fez with a steel chair.

[disneyspy]

lleeder will pound fez' ass

[deliciousV]

lleeder looses, then spends years in therapy to deal with the fact that he got his ass whipped by a ...... well, you know.

[lleeder]

Here's a video of my trainer for this match.

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[Don Stugots]

I will be at the Omni! i cant wait.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Here's a video of my trainer for this match.

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I was gonna go with the Heart Punch joke as well. Well played.

Seriously, one shot, dislodge the stents, walk away, have a beer.

A blue face will take care of that blotchiness right quick.

[Picasso Intern]

lleeder will pound fez' ass

That's the worst thing you can say about a man.

[Tallman388]

The midnight rider will hold lleeder while Fez dishes out Flair chops.

[MacVittie]

It's going to end with Fezzie climbing up to the top rope despite his weak heart and dropping the Ram Jam on lleeder.

http://blog.cleveland.com/sun/intermission_impact/2009/01/large_Mickey_Rourke_The_Wrestler.jpg

[ChrisTheCop]

ok, gvac was lazy, so i picked #3. If a punch is thrown/landed, I'll buy them both a drink.

[walker]

I happen to know that this whole falling out between the leader and Fez is fabricated. How do I know that? I know because I made an imposter phone call the other day right after the Ashley Madison interview. I posed as the leader and got Fez in a tizzy. Leader did not make that phone call, but I believe he did make the phone call today about Fez's face discloration...

Why would I do this you ask? I think that the fact that there is about to be a throw down for no good reason is the answer. I've also been known to pose as Striker from time to time. I guess this is my chance at a confession....Hopefully this gets me on board gossip.

[MacVittie]

I happen to know that this whole falling out between the leader and Fez is fabricated. How do I know that? I know because I made an imposter phone call the other day right after the Ashley Madison interview. I posed as the leader and got Fez in a tizzy. Leader did not make that phone call, but I believe he did make the phone call today about Fez's face discloration...

Why would I do this you ask? I think that the fact that there is about to be a throw down for no good reason is the answer. I've also been known to pose as Striker from time to time. I guess this is my chance at a confession....Hopefully this gets me on board gossip.

I call bullshit.

http://www.foxnews.com/images/219088/8_23_karr_john_mark_082006.jpg

[underdog]

I happen to know that this whole falling out between the leader and Fez is fabricated. How do I know that? I know because I made an imposter phone call the other day right after the Ashley Madison interview. I posed as the leader and got Fez in a tizzy. Leader did not make that phone call, but I believe he did make the phone call today about Fez's face discloration...

Why would I do this you ask? I think that the fact that there is about to be a throw down for no good reason is the answer. I've also been known to pose as Striker from time to time. I guess this is my chance at a confession....Hopefully this gets me on board gossip.

lleeder.

And I can always tell when fake Stryker calls in because the person on the phone is interesting and not telling lies.

[Bob Impact]

I dont know who would win but sorry lleeder, I would jump you for Fez.

[Bob Impact]

lleeder.

And I can always tell when fake Stryker calls in because the person on the phone is interesting and not telling lies.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Drunky McBetidont]

nice knowing you, lleeder. you have awoken the beast. god help you.






are you drunk yet?

[Drunky McBetidont]

I dont know who would win but sorry lleeder, I would jump you for Fez.

well, you employ lots of "wet" backs

[disneyspy]

dont worry lleeder,fez has your back

[Bob Impact]

well, you employ lots of "wet" backs

Quit with the sexy talk.

[lleeder]

nice knowing you, lleeder. you have awoken the beast. god help you.






are you drunk yet?

I'm taking training for this fight very seriously. So yes, I am drunk.:drunk:

[walker]

Call what it what you want Vittie. Go back and listen to the replay, and listen to the voice. Not the same, brother..

Striker call was on Friday too, if you are interested...

[Drunky McBetidont]

I happen to know that this whole falling out between the leader and Fez is fabricated. How do I know that? I know because I made an imposter phone call the other day right after the Ashley Madison interview. I posed as the leader and got Fez in a tizzy. Leader did not make that phone call, but I believe he did make the phone call today about Fez's face discloration...

Why would I do this you ask? I think that the fact that there is about to be a throw down for no good reason is the answer. I've also been known to pose as Striker from time to time. I guess this is my chance at a confession....Hopefully this gets me on board gossip.

if you knew lleeder, you would spell his name correctly, fakey fakerston

[walker]

Go ahead and tell them all lleeder, that you didn't make that call the other day. You know it to be true....

[MacVittie]

Call what it what you want Vittie. Go back and listen to the replay, and listen to the voice. Not the same, brother..

Striker call was on Friday too, if you are interested...

oh I know it wasn't the real lleeder, that is clear. but i don't think that you are the real fake lleeder, if you catch my drift. that makes you the fake fake lleeder, which makes you the real lleeder, which means that lleeder really did call the show.
















wait,.... shit.

[disneyspy]

no way in hell would i brag about bein the fake lleeder

[walker]

Well at least something good came out of the fake call from last week. Hopefully Fez will knock some funny or interesting into the real lleeder.

[walker]

The reason I called as an imposter is becuase the lleeder blows, and I hate when he calls. He isn't funny, witty, or even the least bit interesting. Same thing with Striker, except Striker is a compulsive liar as well.

[DolaMight]

no way in hell would i brag about bein the fake lleeder

don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk as shaq always says.

[disneyspy]

lleeder got fez involved and he didnt pussy up and hang up(but the alapechia sting was alittle overboard)which is more than i can say for a fake lleeder call

[RoseBlood]

Is anyone surprised Rich and Stugots went with the obligatory gay poll option?

I voted before I saw the results and glad to see I'm in good company.

[walker]

Great Shaq flick.

[disneyspy]

and walker most of us knew you werent lleeder cuz you dont have one of those faggy tri-state accents

[underdog]

The reason I called as an imposter is becuase the lleeder blows, and I hate when he calls. He isn't funny, witty, or even the least bit interesting. Same thing with Striker, except Striker is a compulsive liar as well.

Hey, that's not true. Lleeder is the least bit interesting.

[JerseyRich]

Is anyone surprised Rich and Stugots went with the obligatory gay poll option?

I voted before I saw the results and glad to see I'm in good company.

Shaddup!

In honor of the impending duel...

http://www.richstillwell.com/RF/sigs/lleederfez.gif

[drjoek]

Fez for the Kill

[disneyspy]

Shaddup!

In honor of the impending duel...

http://www.richstillwell.com/RF/sigs/lleederfez.gif

ha thats the most awesome sig a sig could ever be

[RoseBlood]

In honor of the impending duel...

http://www.richstillwell.com/RF/sigs/lleederfez.gif

:clap::thumbup::clap::thumbup::clap::thumbup:

[hammersavage]

Shaddup!

In honor of the impending duel...

http://www.richstillwell.com/RF/sigs/lleederfez.gif

That's why I dream of you.

[disneyspy]

Is anyone surprised Rich and Stugots went with the obligatory gay poll option?

I voted before I saw the results and glad to see I'm in good company.

anyone that doesnt think lleeder cant lick fez is crazy

[GreatAmericanZero]

The reason I called as an imposter is becuase the lleeder blows, and I hate when he calls. He isn't funny, witty, or even the least bit interesting. Same thing with Striker, except Striker is a compulsive liar as well.

the problem is, Striker has a really annoying voice..like a really specific cadence that sounds like nails-on-the-chalkboard, so if you call up as striker i know instantly its not him

[JerseyRich]

That's why I dream of you.

Do you wear your new wilco tshirt to bed while you dream?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

UFC Lleeder will crush fez


I will be by your side, Fez, doesn't like our company, he should pay


the Ron & Lleeder show I can see it now

[underdog]

I will be by your side, Fez, doesn't like our company, he should pay

All these commas confuse this sentence.

[OttawaCharlie]

If lleeder passes out in an alcoholic haze before the fight, is that a DQ? Cause that could play a significant role in the outcome...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

All these commas confuse this sentence.


you, are, correct


my, bad

[STC-Dub]

Never met Lleder, but I cannot go against Fez.

[rexdart]

You forget to handicap the contest by two inescapable factors:

1) Fez has a powerful ally in his cranky ass. Fez is not above resorting to the stinkface.

2) Fez has the power of ESD--the only person willing to coat himself with Fezzy's ass funk.

lleeder is doomed if the funk is allowed to be used.

[Tate]

Like many of the "men" here, Lleder will pussy out and offer to blow not just Fez, but Dave too. :thumbdown:

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Fez is like 12 times taller than Lleeder and weighs fourteen times more. Killer Fez would moidah the sonovabitch!!!

[led37zep]

I wonder if Fez is concerned about lleeders bar going alter ego "The Apologizer"

[Manster72]

Pee in the butt no longer an option?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Pee in the butt no longer an option?

I still think they should have the Fez Egg challenge that you suggested, then Lleeder could take one of 'em hostage and then when Fez beats him in the ring, Lleeder jumps up says "Sike!" and whacks the eggbaby with the wiffleballbat then beats Fez's ass like it were baloni while Fez is screaming MY BABY MY BABY

maybe i'm really enjoying this idea too much.

[sailor]

UFC Lleeder will crush fez


I will be by your side, Fez, doesn't like our company, he should pay


the Ron & Lleeder show I can see it now

no wonder fez hates you.

y'know, that and the jesus thing.

[disneyspy]

Like many of the "men" here, Lleder will pussy out and offer to blow not just Fez, but Dave too. :thumbdown:

please just speak for yourself from now on,homo
i think lleeder will stick and jab and rain blow upon blow on fez

[Manster72]

ive lost hope in the egg challenge. fez almost sounds in control no time to try and bring him down with another failure. htg killing him in cereal chalenge

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I just want an excuse for Lleeder to yell "Sike" then devastate hearts and dreams with a wiffleball bat.

[disneyspy]

it would be great to hear "whatley goes down for the count

[WampusCrandle]

it would be great to hear "whatley goes down for the count

i don't think you are ever going to hear "whatley goes down for the cunt"

oh DS, so much to learn.

[burrben]

im betting all of my blockbuster stock on lleeder