HAHAHAHA Another stupid McDonald's bitch

[Snoogans]

Another dumb lady arrested for calling 911 (http://www.cbs12.com/news/mcnuggets_4715229___article.html/chicken_mcdonalds.html)

Latreasa Goodman, 27, was arrested and charged with misusing 911 after calling the emergency line three times to report that McDonalds was out of Chicken McNuggets and...to make matters worse.....they wanted to give her a McDouble.

According to the Fort Pierce Police Department, Goodman said to the 911 operator, "This is an emergency, if I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one, this is an emergency!"

The out-of-Chicken-McNuggets store in question is the McDonalds located at 615 North US 1 in Fort Pierce.

[Snoogans]

No guy would ever do some dumb shit like this

[TheMojoPin]

What the fuck is a McDouble?

And McD's nuggets suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. As shitty as Weny's burgers are, they make a choice nugget.

[Snoogans]

What the fuck is a McDouble?

And McD's nuggets suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. As shitty as Weny's burgers are, they make a choice nugget.

It's their new double cheeseburger. I dont know how its different from the other double cheeseburger but it must be cause they still sell both....at different prices

[midwestjeff]

It's their new double cheeseburger. I dont know how its different from the other double cheeseburger but it must be cause they still sell both....at different prices

I think the only difference is that the McDouble only has one slice of cheese so it's cheaper.

[ChrisTheCop]

She had already paid? That IS a problem, actually.
It's a bait n switch situation.

If you pay for a Honda, and they deliver a Ford, you'd be upset too.

Either situation of course, begs no call to 911, but wrong is wrong!

[TheMojoPin]

I think the only difference is that the McDouble only has one slice of cheese so it's cheaper.

"Who are the ad wizards that came up with THIS one?!?"

[burrben]

people still eat at mcdonalds?

[TheMojoPin]

What about that asshole that went on a huge road trip just to get a shitty McRib?

[brettmojo]

They couldn't cut up some chicken breasts from the sandwiches and thrown them in a box?

Oh wait, there's a reason these people are working in fast food.

[brettmojo]

What about that asshole that went on a huge road trip just to get a shitty McRib?
http://burnerwiki.com/avatar150/simpsons/homerribwichavatar.gif

[ChrisTheCop]

people still eat at mcdonalds?

You think theyre all open just for the bathrooms?

[Aggie]

I wish there were a legal form of population control. Like a big ranch where you can round these useless idiots up and leave them to their own devices. Maybe we can hunt them for fun.

[midwestjeff]

I wish there were a legal form of population control.

No kidding.

What kind of manager lets their store run out of McNuggets?

[burrben]

You think theyre all open just for the bathrooms?

they do have the best glory holes

[DarkHippie]

they do have the best glory holes

except for In-and-Out Burger

[scottinnj]

What the fuck is a McDouble?



It's their new double cheeseburger.


The McDouble is the dollar menu double cheeseburger, and I think the Royal w/Cheese is the other option.

BTW, Mojo, you are sooooooo wrong about McD's nuggets. You can take those Wendy's nuggets and use 'em as chock blocks for your car. But the Triple Cheeseburger is AMAZING!!!

[SatCam]

OK let's get this straight. The last "stupid McDonald's Bitch" was actually a woman at a BK who wanted a western bbq burger and not a regular burger

[GreatAmericanZero]

i love these! can never get enough

[Judge Smails]

I'm going to go off on a tangent here and say: "Fuck McDonalds and their fucking braindead employees." My daughter was home sick from school today with a 101 degree fever. She ate nothing all day. At 6:00 she asked for a Happy Meal, god-bless her little heart. My wife went out to get one and told them THREE times at the drive-through that she needed a girl toy (which happened to be My Pretty Pony). She gets it home and my daughter opens it up - takes everything out - fucking Spiderman toy! Fuck McDonalds! They might as well have come to my house and thrown clown feces in my sick little girl's face.

[GreatAmericanZero]

I'm going to go off on a tangent here and say: "Fuck McDonalds and their fucking braindead employees." My daughter was home sick from school today with a 101 degree fever. She ate nothing all day. At 6:00 she asked for a Happy Meal, god-bless her little heart. My wife went out to get one and told them THREE times at the drive-through that she needed a girl toy (which happened to be My Pretty Pony). She gets it home and my daughter opens it up - takes everything out - fucking Spiderman toy! Fuck McDonalds! They might as well have come to my house and thrown clown feces in my sick little girl's face.

the employees are braindead. if u listened to the complaint on the 911 call, the woman paid for chicken nuggets, they said "we don't have chicken nuggets you have to get something else" so she gets something more expensive and they charge her extra..so shes asks for her money back and they said they can't give her her money back. That is bullshit

of course, calling 911 over it is even more retarded, but that doesn't take away from the stupidity of the mcdonalds employees

[Tall_James]

I'm going to go off on a tangent here and say: "Fuck McDonalds and their fucking braindead employees." My daughter was home sick from school today with a 101 degree fever. She ate nothing all day. At 6:00 she asked for a Happy Meal, god-bless her little heart. My wife went out to get one and told them THREE times at the drive-through that she needed a girl toy (which happened to be My Pretty Pony). She gets it home and my daughter opens it up - takes everything out - fucking Spiderman toy! Fuck McDonalds! They might as well have come to my house and thrown clown feces in my sick little girl's face.

That is why I always check the box even before I leave the drive-through.

[Melk]

These screwed-up order fast food restaurants 911 incidents really scream guerrilla marketing. I really don't buy into the validity of the story. If this was a legit call to 911, I wouldn't be shocked to hear that she was paid a substantial amount of money to get in trouble for abusing 911. It is probably cheaper than having a real commercial because you get coverage not only on one channel, but all the major news channels, all the major web sites, it is a win-win situation.

Ever since the Western Whopper Tae Kwon Do mom 911 call, which sounded crafted to the syllable a gag, I just flat out don't believe in the validity of these calls.

Then there is that wonderful Jimmy Dean complaint call about the 16oz sausage being phased out in favor of a smaller size. Completely fake. The Jimmy Dean Sausage company still sells the 16 oz sausage. I checked the grocery store adds the weekend Opie and Anthony talked about the call. Every major store in Chicago (Dominicks, Jewel, Meijer, etc.) had the Jimmy Dean 16 oz Sausage on sale.

[WampusCrandle]

No guy would ever do some dumb shit like this

its just like the dumb 79 year old woman who sued McD's because the coffee was hot

[weekapaugjz]

its just like the dumb 79 year old woman who sued McD's because the coffee was hot

while the woman was stupid for having coffee in her lap, mcdonalds was found guilty for super heating their coffee. there is no reason normal coffee should cause third degree burns.

[TheMojoPin]

while the woman was stupid for having coffee in her lap, mcdonalds was found guilty for super heating their coffee. there is no reason normal coffee should cause third degree burns.

Yeah, that case has become a punchline but it was pretty fucked up. Like you said, she suffered 3rd degree burns from freakin' COFFEE and initially just sued to get McDonald's to help pay her medical bills.

[WampusCrandle]

while the woman was stupid for having coffee in her lap, mcdonalds was found guilty for super heating their coffee. there is no reason normal coffee should cause third degree burns.

boooo, that woman was a burden and she deserved to be burnt beyond recognition.

[lleeder]

One time as a child the MDonalds near my house was out of Happy Meals. I wasn't happy about it.

[TheMojoPin]

boooo, that woman was a burden and she deserved to be burnt beyond recognition.

Fuck that. Coffee being hot, yes, is common sense...but brewing coffee so hot to the point that it can give someone THIRD DEGREE BURNS is insanity. At that point you're burned so bad your skin is basically gone and meat is peeling from the bone. That's madness. Any restaurant serving such a thing deserved to have the hammer brought down. She would have been better off if the person in the take-out window had pulled out a gun and shot her in the ass.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Fuck that. Coffee being hot, yes, is common sense...but brewing coffee so hot to the point that it can give someone THIRD DEGREE BURNS is insanity. At that point you're burned so bad your skin is basically gone and meat is peeling from the bone. That's madness. Any restaurant serving such a thing deserved to have the hammer brought down. She would have been better off if the person in the take-out window had pulled out a gun and shot her in the ass.

I thought that was 4th or 5th degree burns. 3rd degree is when your nerve endings melt and you feel numbness where the EGGGHHH I CANT TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Fuck that. Coffee being hot, yes, is common sense...but brewing coffee so hot to the point that it can give someone THIRD DEGREE BURNS is insanity. At that point you're burned so bad your skin is basically gone and meat is peeling from the bone. That's madness. Any restaurant serving such a thing deserved to have the hammer brought down. She would have been better off if the person in the take-out window had pulled out a gun and shot her in the ass.
Counselor, exactly how hot in degrees Fahrenheit would that need to be to melt the flesh off an old woman's bones?

[TheMojoPin]

I thought that was 4th or 5th degree burns. 3rd degree is when your nerve endings melt and you feel numbness where the EGGGHHH I CANT TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE

You're right, I was thinking of 4th degree burns. I don't think there's a 5th degree...at that point you're probably just charcoal. 3rd degree does take off the skin and typically requires grafts to repair.

[TheMojoPin]

Counselor, exactly how hot in degrees Fahrenheit would that need to be to melt the flesh off an old woman's bones?

ONE GILLION.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

ONE GILLION.

Isn't that the amount of money Barkey Woofdoff has scammed from his investors?

[PapaBear]

What the fuck is a McDouble?.

It's their new double cheeseburger. I dont know how its different from the other double cheeseburger but it must be cause they still sell both....at different prices

I think the only difference is that the McDouble only has one slice of cheese so it's cheaper.

"Who are the ad wizards that came up with THIS one?!?"

Didn't someone call 911 a little while back because the double wasn't on the dollar menu anymore? Maybe it's a response to that.

[TheMojoPin]

Isn't that the amount of money Barkey Woofdoff has scammed from his investors?

Yeah, but don't worry. Ally McBeagle is on the case.

[PapaBear]

Wrong thread.

[RoseBlood]

The police should just slam her head against a wall and grab her by the hair before ramming her face into cement, breaking a couple of cheek bones.

while the woman was stupid for having coffee in her lap, mcdonalds was found guilty for super heating their coffee. there is no reason normal coffee should cause third degree burns.

Old people have thin skin.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

The police should just slam her head against a wall and grab her by the hair before ramming her face into cement, breaking a couple of cheek bones.



Old people have thin skin.

Damn Rose. I knew you weren't comfortable with female friends, but... dayum. :wacko:

[Fez4PrezN2008]

ONE GILLION.
Did they ever get a accurate temp reading in that case? If I were on the jury, I would call bravo sierra unless there was some damn good proof that cup o' joe was handed out the window at no less than 211 degrees.

[TheMojoPin]

Did they ever get a accurate temp reading in that case? If I were on the jury, I would call bravo sierra unless there was some damn good proof that cup o' joe was handed out the window at no less than 211 degrees.

Between 180 and 190 degrees. (http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm)

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I wouldn't melt my thighs for all the fucking money in the world. You know how many blowjobs I'd be receiving and not feeling? It would be like that Tales From the Crypt episode that Arnold S. made, with the old guy who kept buying a young bodybuilder's parts to impress a girl only to find the bodybuilder who got his old man parts got the chick cuz of his cash? Shiver.

[jennysmurf]

I wouldn't melt my thighs for all the fucking money in the world. You know how many blowjobs I'd be receiving and not feeling? It would be like that Tales From the Crypt episode that Arnold S. made, with the old guy who kept buying a young bodybuilder's parts to impress a girl only to find the bodybuilder who got his old man parts got the chick cuz of his cash? Shiver.

No, how many?

[PapaBear]

No, how many?
Nice

[weekapaugjz]

No, how many?

who knows, but i bet they'd be from someone named frank.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

who knows, but i bet they'd be from someone named frank.

You guys know me! :wub:

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Between 180 and 190 degrees. (http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm)
OK, how come you can still sip the stuff at the same temp and your throat doesn't get 3rd degree burns? Last time I checked, my esophagus was not made out of asbestos.

[PapaBear]

OK, how come you can still sip the stuff at the same temp and your throat doesn't get 3rd degree burns? Last time I checked, my esophagus was not made out of asbestos.
You can't at that temp. They don't make it that hot anymore.

[PapaBear]

The logic that they used was that they should make it too hot, so it will still be hot when you get to your destination. People who are drinking it right away can just wait. This always pissed me off. By the time it was cooled enough to drink, the food was cold.

[TheMojoPin]

OK, how come you can still sip the stuff at the same temp and your throat doesn't get 3rd degree burns? Last time I checked, my esophagus was not made out of asbestos.

You can't. Coffee is typically brewed around 135 degrees max since anything aove 140 is a burn risk. If you tried to drink 180-190 degree coffee...well, you would fail, to say the least.

[TooLowBrow]

OK, how come you can still sip the stuff at the same temp and your throat doesn't get 3rd degree burns? Last time I checked, my esophagus was not made out of asbestos.

mcd's said that they extra heated the coffee on the reasoning that people drive for a bit b4 sipping the coffee

the problem was that the actual mcd research showed that most drive thru customers took a sip immediately

[weekapaugjz]

OK, how come you can still sip the stuff at the same temp and your throat doesn't get 3rd degree burns? Last time I checked, my esophagus was not made out of asbestos.

another thing i read about the case that wasn't in that link is that mcdonalds had a policy that if a person has breakfast in store, they can have free refills of coffee. if people have to wait for it for so long to cool off, they will eat their breakfast and read the paper, they most likely aren't going to have another coffee in store.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I like my coffee like my women - scalding and painful.

[PapaBear]

another thing i read about the case that wasn't in that link is that mcdonalds had a policy that if a person has breakfast in store, they can have free refills of coffee. if people have to wait for it for so long to cool off, they will eat their breakfast and read the paper, they most likely aren't going to have another coffee in store.
I remember years ago, there was a story going around that their chairs were scientifically designed to be comfortable for no longer than 20 minutes. I wonder if that was true.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I remember years ago, there was a story going around that their chairs were scientifically designed to be comfortable for no longer than 20 minutes. I wonder if that was true.

That would explain every Barnes and Noble I've ever been in.

[TooLowBrow]

I like my coffee like my women - scalding and painful.

i like my women how mcdonalds served its coffee - for 49 cents

[weekapaugjz]

I remember years ago, there was a story going around that their chairs were scientifically designed to be comfortable for no longer than 20 minutes. I wonder if that was true.

i would not be surprised if that were to be true.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

i like my women how mcdonalds served its coffee - for 49 cents

*snikt*

[TooLowBrow]

*snikt*

ill amend this with 'used to'



as i dont think mcdonalds sells its coffee for 49 cents anymore


dirt cheap women = still aok

[Judge Smails]

At least we haven't cornered the market on idiots:

Divorcee rang 999 to find new boyfriend (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3222027.html)


A desperate housewife has been reported for wasting police time in Germany after dialling 999 more than 100 times in the hope of finding a new husband.

Divorcee Angela Stahl, 44, plagued the emergency line with endless calls claiming she couldn't afford dating agencies.

Two officers finally visited her home in Berlin, Germany - and confiscated the battery from her mobile phone.

A police spokesman said: "We warned her on a number of occasions that she was using the emergency services line inappropriately and she could face serious consequences.

"Emergency services is exactly what it is called - a service for emergencies - and not a dating agency. Having no boyfriend is not an emergency.

"Our officers have explained this to the woman and she has promised to contact more appropriate bodies to help her find a boyfriend."

Stahl explained: "I was desperate. I did not know where else to turn."

[Fez4PrezN2008]

At least we haven't cornered the market on idiots:

Divorcee rang 999 to find new boyfriend (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3222027.html)

maybe instead of taking her battery, they should have given her a new one for her vibrator. Emergency solved.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

At least we haven't cornered the market on idiots:

Divorcee rang 999 to find new boyfriend (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3222027.html)


The english translations seem so reasonable, but imagine that whole transaction in German :wacko::blink::furious::wallbash:

[Thebazile78]

the employees are braindead. if u listened to the complaint on the 911 call, the woman paid for chicken nuggets, they said "we don't have chicken nuggets you have to get something else" so she gets something more expensive and they charge her extra..so shes asks for her money back and they said they can't give her her money back. That is bullshit

of course, calling 911 over it is even more retarded, but that doesn't take away from the stupidity of the mcdonalds employees

I heard the 911 calls on the radio this morning.

That's not what happened.

The customer paid for chicken nuggets; that's true.
HOWEVER, the McDonald's employee didn't realize the store was out of chicken nuggets after the customer had paid. As an attempt at resolution, the employee upgraded the customer's meal to give her more food for the same amount of money. The employee ddn't try to overcharge the customer, but the employee didn't do the best thing for the situation - which would have been to call the store manager to work something out with the customer that would have been acceptable to the customer.

Although, on the 911 calls, the customer has a massive attitude with the 911 operators, too, so it's entirely possible that the attitude didn't work in her favor in the store. Apparently, she threw a fit while she was there.

As a general rule, fast food places like McDonald's aren't exactly hiring the sharpest tools in the shed or even people with enough empathy to realize that not getting what you've just paid for isn't acceptable.

[Coach_Mac]

"Who are the ad wizards that came up with THIS one?!?"

Nice reference.

[SatCam]

boooo, that woman was a burden and she deserved to be burnt beyond recognition.

Only her hoohoo was

[WampusCrandle]

Only her hoohoo was

and that is the best part to have burnt

[CofyCrakCocaine]

and that is the best part to have burnt

What are they teaching ya over at Fordham anyway?