Gvac: God's Other Son?

[The Blowhard]

Gvac is such a cool guy, it kinda makes ya' wonder..could it be? He did tell me that he can water ski, that's almost the same as walking on water I guess. Bless you Gvac!;)


"DEATH TO TYRANTS"!

[Tazz1376]

Thats a coincedence, because I already told Greg that he was my new God. Is there a church yet, or do we need to worship on our own for now?

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[EffMeBoobs]

I've seen it. He can most certainly walk on water. He'll die for you and carry anything weighing a ton and drive nails into his hands just for YOUR cause. He's unreal and I love him to death. He is nothing but a delight in my life and he will always be my TINKLESHIT. Plus I'm also happy that I was the first victim in his supposed love affairs. Cmon how could you not love that chuckle of his? Such a pleasure Greggie is!
;)

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Heckler's my 6 foot hero.

[The Blowhard]

He is the way.

"DEATH TO TYRANTS"!

[TooCute]

You could walk on water
too, if you had balls that
floated. and you know how
big his balls are.


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[The Blowhard]

BLASPHAMY! ;)

"DEATH TO TYRANTS"!

[RF Godfather]

I have my own person shrine to gvac... *dramatic pause* yeah cuz he is Godlike not in a gay sort of way...

FEETS DON'T FAIL ME NOW!

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[The mighty Thor]

God Bless Gvac the pimp.
;-)





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[Captain Rooster]

I told him I had hemorrhoids...he said, "Can I touch them!?"
I said, "Well, I dunno"
G Man Said, "PLEASE!!"
I said, "Well ok....but don't tell anybody."

He healed me...*sniff/*choke....he healed me...I can sit...I CAN SIT!!!!!

Praise Be!!!! I can sit!!!

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Sign your pitty on the runny kine!!

[The Blowhard]

Years ago, I was a leper, and my member was falling off. Gvac touched it and it healed..I told him "keep the tip"! ;)

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[Gvac]

You are all far too kind...all I ask is that you merely believe, and send a small donation! The laying on of hands will commence shortly; of course, ladies first! ;)

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Special thanks to Lt. Rooster for this masterpiece!

[The mighty Thor]

I told Gvac about my
womanizing problems. He said:
"I can heal you!" So, he lubed
me up, bent me over....wait a
minute....that perv tricked
me!




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[TheGameHHH]

He truly is an amazing human being. Thanks for everything you do Greg, you've touched more people than you will ever know (in a good way) ;-)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[The Blowhard]

Why does this all sound like a "Queer As Folk" episode? ;)

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[NurseMira]

OK....I want to be the first woman in this thread to proclaim my love for GVAC. We have bonded so much lately and it's wierd to do that when you have only seen a person a handful of times in your life. But, I guess when there is a 'bond' between two people....there ain't no breakin' it!

You're a genuine person GVAC and I am proud to call myself your 'emotional wastebasket' ... as you are mine...

I don't know about this whole 'walking on water' thing but he did turn my Brita pitcher into a nice Merlot...

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**I only saw myself reflected in your eyes. So all that I believed I was essentially were lies... and everything I've hoped to be or ever thought I was....died with your belief in me so who the hell am I?**

[Gvac]

Thor, don't pretend for even a minute that you didn't love it!

Triple H, it's totally been my pleasure to get to know you over the past few months, you're an amazing individual yourself. You've also brought some real quality people to the board in CovDiesel and MANdrew, and I salute you for that.

Finally, last but DEFINITELY not least...Mira, what can I say? You really and truly are unique, and I too consider myself blessed to be able to call you a friend.

Thanks for all the kind words everybody, but the truth is, I think all of you deserve an "appreciation post" far more than I do. I guess that's what makes this board stand head and shoulders above all the rest; all the quality people we have here. Love you guys.

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Special thanks to Lt. Rooster for this masterpiece!

[Sheeplovr]

is he liek the other sister?

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[The Blowhard]

Gvac went to a Motel 6 with spikes and a hammer and asked the clerk: "Can you put me up for the night"?;)

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[The mighty Thor]

The Love of Gvac is in all of
us, and it makes this board a
better place. Allmost Like The
YMCA.
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[wilee]

I've seen Gvac walk on water too...

Granted, considering it's winter and the lake WAS frozen...

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Mr. Gvac will always have a special place in my heart! Next to Sheepy, of course!

Oh yeah, and Thunderlips!!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Mr. Gvac will always have a special place in my heart! He's always more gooder! Next to Sheepy, of course!

Oh yeah, and Thunderlips!!

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[IrishAlkey]

He lets me pitch.

Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[The Blowhard]

I heard he faked an orgasm with Thor just not to hurt his feelings..he spit on his back!;)

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[IrishAlkey]

I heard he faked an orgasm with Thor just not to hurt his feelings..he spit on his back!

Heckler, I'm not gonna let you ruin my fantasies! It was not spit on my back, it was not spit on my back, it was not spit on my back...


Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[EffMeBoobs]

He delivers love to me anally. Brings a tear to my eye. :::sniffle:::
What a guy! ;)

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Heckler's my 6 foot hero.

[Tall_James]

Take it strong to the hole Gvac... you rule the school!

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The weather up here is fine. Thank you for asking.

[erinmoran]

I heard he turned Billy Staples water into wine....aaaaand thats how he fell off the wagon.....lol

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[TomPoo]

This thread is unbelievable.

I leave for a couple weeks and gvac has you all convinced he is GOD.

Next you will all be screaming Rooster is almight ALA!

Well I am not jumping on this "I love gvac bandwagon" he will forever and always be my enemy.

I do however like that gvacnommore. and that rooster sucks... oh he is great!

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[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I know for a fact that Gvac can transcend time and space. I've seen it with my own to eyes.

He's amazing!!!

[Contra]

I know for a fact that Gvac can transcend time and space. I've seen it with my own to eyes.

He's amazing!!!

The fact that he's still alive after all this time proves it

[spankyfrank]

The fact that he's still alive after all this time proves it

He's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo old

[Friday]

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[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

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From what I understand, God let Gvac make Squirrels. That's why they are so damn cute and just love shoving nuts in there mouths.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

From what I understand, God let Gvac make Squirrels. That's why they are so damn cute and just love shoving nuts in there mouths.

The man can make squirrels, yet he can't fix your spelling. I question his status as a deity.

[Recyclerz]

The fact that he's still alive after all this time proves it

GVAC died for somebody's sins but not mine.

[drjoek]

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hoohoo