View Full Version : Jobs for assholes!
ToiletCrusher
03-09-2009, 09:23 AM
I would have to say those guys in mall kiosks. Especially the ones who work in the cell phone kiosks.
Many of times at the mall walking while on my phone I hear, "I bet i got a better deal than you have."
Dicks!
west milly Tom
03-09-2009, 09:26 AM
I know what your asshole does.
Hottub
03-09-2009, 09:27 AM
Moderator.
Mine's busy enough, it doesn't need a job.... wait what!?!?!?
STC-Dub
03-09-2009, 09:33 AM
The Vice President gets to be he asshole while the President kisses ass.
Freitag
03-09-2009, 09:38 AM
Well, I'm currently a marketing manager...
JustJon
03-09-2009, 10:09 AM
Well, I'm currently a marketing manager...
I should just lock the thread now.
HamandEgger
03-09-2009, 04:06 PM
Being the A in O and A?
Foster
03-09-2009, 04:09 PM
Being the A in O and A?
Lady Trucker, is that you?
DiabloSammich
03-09-2009, 04:10 PM
Landscaper.
Don Stugots
03-09-2009, 04:20 PM
construction manager
BlackSpider
03-09-2009, 04:20 PM
construction manager
Heeeey...
Don Stugots
03-09-2009, 04:29 PM
Heeeey...
is that what you do too?
GreatAmericanZero
03-09-2009, 04:37 PM
I would have to say those guys in mall kiosks. Especially the ones who work in the cell phone kiosks.
Many of times at the mall walking while on my phone I hear, "I bet i got a better deal than you have."
Dicks!
omg i 100% agree with you. I don't even go into my local mall anymore, they are too fucking annoying
last time i went there was a guy making robot noises so i looked at him and he starts selling (i kept walking). Another guy makes eye contact and goes "hey bro" and as i keep walking on he goes "oh i see, so its like that!" What fucking assholes...just leave me alone so i can shop in peace
BlackSpider
03-09-2009, 04:40 PM
is that what you do too?
Yeah.
Union Carpenter/General Foreman/Superintendent...
and, also an asshole...
Don Stugots
03-09-2009, 04:59 PM
Yeah.
Union Carpenter/General Foreman/Superintendent...
and, also an asshole...
yeah, me too until i got laid off again. you get to yell at people, not smile and curse. plus you dont have to shave all week if you dont want to.
rick9669
03-09-2009, 05:10 PM
morning shock jock...:blink:
midwestjeff
03-09-2009, 05:11 PM
Doing flight test on the JSF for Lockheed Martin.
KnoxHarrington
03-09-2009, 05:25 PM
I would think anything having to do with collections in any way would be an ideal job for an asshole.
MC Pee Pants
03-09-2009, 05:32 PM
Dispatchers, my boss is an asshole beyond belief. But i suppose he hast to be to keep people moving.
midwestjeff
03-09-2009, 05:45 PM
Pirate.
Whiskeyportal
03-09-2009, 05:46 PM
damnit, tub got it first.
Bob Weir
03-09-2009, 05:46 PM
Lead guitar player.
DarkHippie
03-09-2009, 06:00 PM
Rim
shortchaz
03-10-2009, 03:28 PM
car salesman/salesman in general.
Sycophantic message board poster.
utriculus!
03-10-2009, 07:28 PM
omg i 100% agree with you. I don't even go into my local mall anymore, they are too fucking annoying
last time i went there was a guy making robot noises so i looked at him and he starts selling (i kept walking). Another guy makes eye contact and goes "hey bro" and as i keep walking on he goes "oh i see, so its like that!" What fucking assholes...just leave me alone so i can shop in peace
Yeah I'm gonna have to agree with this. Those jobs go to salesmen who can't land a legit sales job, so they are all high school dropouts with blowouts that think they are slick.
It's retarded at best.
Drunky McBetidont
03-10-2009, 07:49 PM
Sycophantic message board poster.
message board posters with a god complex
tele7
03-10-2009, 08:03 PM
I would have to say those guys in mall kiosks. Especially the ones who work in the cell phone kiosks.
Many of times at the mall walking while on my phone I hear, "I bet i got a better deal than you have."
Dicks!
The cell phone kiosk workers are pretty bad, but nothing compares to the mall lotion kiosk worker. (dead sea lotion...etc..) They take annoying to another level.
I've found they all look very similar from mall to mall too, dark hair, low cut flea market jeans etc...and all seem to have the same approach. The female kiosk worker will lure her prey in (usually a guy) and the second she grabs his hand he's helpless. I've actually stopped for a few minutes to watch. Pretty interesting actually. Works the other way around too. Once eye contact is made it's always a sale.
It's the over aggressive approach that annoys me most. While in Bridgewater mall I was approached by one and said "no thanks" and heard her mumble something as I walked away. I'm not the type to go to mall management to complain, but I'll bet people do.
STC-Dub
03-10-2009, 08:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gvac
Sycophantic message board poster.
message board posters with a god complex
Wait, people get paid to do that?
Slumbag
03-10-2009, 08:33 PM
I saw the title, and thought there was a job offer for me in here.
Sorry.
jauble
03-10-2009, 09:38 PM
car salesman/salesman in general.
Poor juggy is going to be inconsolable.
CofyCrakCocaine
03-10-2009, 09:48 PM
I think you're all God's creatures and I wish I was getting paid to say that.
Trailerparkhero
03-10-2009, 10:11 PM
Good asshole or bad asshole?
Good asshole, I'd say iron worker. They're fucking dicks, but god damn are they fun to hang out with.
Bad asshole, civilian guard at a military base. Holy fuck do those guys have a chip on their shoulders.
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