Fml

[topless_mike]

i dont know if any of yoos have seen this site, but its a great read if you need a pick me up.

http://www.fmylife.com/

um, nsfw (language)

[Space Edge]

That site rules if you are a Twitter user you can follow them here

http://twitter.com/fmylife

[boosterp]

Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out of town, still half asleep i went to brush my teeth. Mid brush my mouth started getting numb I looked again at the tooth paste I used..turns out it was my grandpa's anti-itch anal cream. FML

As teenagers I had some buddies stay over. My friend Eric went into my parents bathroom to clean up and used Tucs pads to clean his face. He asked my mom what these pads were because his face did not feel right, when she explained he responded "I thought they were acne pads."

[ToiletCrusher]

I do feel better having read how much more fuck ups are out there than me.