ChrisTheCop
03-09-2009, 04:40 PM
I know someone posted something like this a month or 2 ago, if a mod finds that one, feel free to merge the 2. Here's what I received today:
On Mon, Mar 9, 2009 at 7:33 PM, <John.Berry@ec.europa.eu> wrote:
The Barristers' Chambers:
James Hurd & Associates
Phone:+44 702-405-7667.
Fax: +44 709-289-8888.
PARTNER MANAGING
JAMES HURD & ASSOCIATES
LONDON - UK.
On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Eng. Jurgen
Krugger, I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned
undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email
address on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Jurgen Krugger
made you a beneficiary in his WILL. He left the sum of Seven Million, One
Hundred Thousand Dollars(US$7,100,000.00) to you in the Codicil and last
testament to his WILL.
This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and
true.Being a widely traveled man, he must have met you sometime in the past
or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad
who must have wished you good (I am not too sure).
According to him, this money is to support your humanitarian/medical
activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society. Please if I
reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible
to enable me conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no
distant time. I am sincerely sorry if you feel bothered or embarrassed by
this message.
Please copy and email through the below email address:
( jameshurd67esq@googlemail.com )
I await your prompt response.
Yours in Service,
JAMES HURD.
PRINCIPAL PARTNER
And my reply:
That bastard Krugger! NOW he contacts me? NOW?! After he's dead and gone. If I could only tell you the nights I couldnt sleep; tossing and turning, occasionally thinking I heard the phone ringing in the next room, or perhaps a note being slipped underneath the door. So now I find out, those missives will never be sent. Those advances never made.Promises never kept.
How did it happen? Erotic asphyxiation? I warned him so many times, but he loved it so. Powerful men like Jurgen always enjoy the feeling, if only briefly, of losing control. I certainly learned that during our weekend in Saint Thomas. Would you be willing to forward any of the mortuary photographs to me? It's sort of a hobby of mine; comparing the then with the now.
Sad news indeed. He was quite a man. Although, as I'm certain you know, he didnt look half bad dressed as a woman. Forgive my forward demeanor, but I'm sure he mentioned you by name as a fellow dabbler in the art of cross dressing. He would go on and on about his erotic adventures with his counselor, Jim Hurd.
Well, bereavement aside, let's get me my money! Oh-- I notice youve forgotten to include my name in your email. Please dont forget to write it on my check! I'll be here waiting, wearing black in mourning of course, until you arrive with my check. Then perhaps we can celebrate my good fortune together, In Jurgen's memory of course. Do you prefer rope or silk scarves?
On Mon, Mar 9, 2009 at 7:33 PM, <John.Berry@ec.europa.eu> wrote:
The Barristers' Chambers:
James Hurd & Associates
Phone:+44 702-405-7667.
Fax: +44 709-289-8888.
PARTNER MANAGING
JAMES HURD & ASSOCIATES
LONDON - UK.
On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Eng. Jurgen
Krugger, I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned
undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email
address on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Jurgen Krugger
made you a beneficiary in his WILL. He left the sum of Seven Million, One
Hundred Thousand Dollars(US$7,100,000.00) to you in the Codicil and last
testament to his WILL.
This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and
true.Being a widely traveled man, he must have met you sometime in the past
or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad
who must have wished you good (I am not too sure).
According to him, this money is to support your humanitarian/medical
activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society. Please if I
reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible
to enable me conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no
distant time. I am sincerely sorry if you feel bothered or embarrassed by
this message.
Please copy and email through the below email address:
( jameshurd67esq@googlemail.com )
I await your prompt response.
Yours in Service,
JAMES HURD.
PRINCIPAL PARTNER
And my reply:
That bastard Krugger! NOW he contacts me? NOW?! After he's dead and gone. If I could only tell you the nights I couldnt sleep; tossing and turning, occasionally thinking I heard the phone ringing in the next room, or perhaps a note being slipped underneath the door. So now I find out, those missives will never be sent. Those advances never made.Promises never kept.
How did it happen? Erotic asphyxiation? I warned him so many times, but he loved it so. Powerful men like Jurgen always enjoy the feeling, if only briefly, of losing control. I certainly learned that during our weekend in Saint Thomas. Would you be willing to forward any of the mortuary photographs to me? It's sort of a hobby of mine; comparing the then with the now.
Sad news indeed. He was quite a man. Although, as I'm certain you know, he didnt look half bad dressed as a woman. Forgive my forward demeanor, but I'm sure he mentioned you by name as a fellow dabbler in the art of cross dressing. He would go on and on about his erotic adventures with his counselor, Jim Hurd.
Well, bereavement aside, let's get me my money! Oh-- I notice youve forgotten to include my name in your email. Please dont forget to write it on my check! I'll be here waiting, wearing black in mourning of course, until you arrive with my check. Then perhaps we can celebrate my good fortune together, In Jurgen's memory of course. Do you prefer rope or silk scarves?