Burger King to open "Whopper Bar"

[topless_mike]

great.
just another lovely american tourist attraction.

http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/2009-03-09-whopper-bar_N.htm

hippo, your input is greatly appreciated.

[razorboy]

This makes me angry.

[Judge Smails]

Looks like Friday nights are going to be Ladies' Nights.

http://www.dailybubble.com/archives/fat-chick-drinking-from-tits-thumb.jpg

[Enabler]

Makes me think of the NJ Turnpike

http://www.geocities.com/royrogerslocations/WaltWhitmanFixinsBar.JPG

[Misteriosa]

im gonna be in orlando in two weeks... i'll see if i can bring back pics...

[Hottub]

Makes me think of the NJ Turnpike
http://image22.webshots.com/23/1/69/67/200416967HCyLfN_ph.jpg



Fixed for accuracy.

[ToiletCrusher]

I'll take two hot meat shots please.

[Judge Smails]

Since my original photo link seems to have disappeared - I'll repost:


Looks like Friday nights are going to be Ladies' Nights.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/alden97/fat-chick-drinking-from-tits-thumb.jpg?t=1236694300

[TheMojoPin]

Burger King cutsomers to get even drunker and fatter.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

this will make gag money, most tourists will find it amusing

I cant see this catching on in major cities, maybe small fat and poor towns where a night at Burger King is the meal of the week


I would like the Burger Bar "Chef" to dress up like the King

[Dougie Brootal]

this sounds great! how do i get one in my town?

[Contra]

Well it worked for Roy Rogers!

Oh wait...

[topless_mike]

Since my original photo link seems to have disappeared - I'll repost:


Looks like Friday nights are going to be Ladies' Nights.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/alden97/fat-chick-drinking-from-tits-thumb.jpg?t=1236694300

wow.
i'd love to TF that.

[boosterp]

wow.
i'd love to TF that.

You really scare me.

[A.J.]

Burger King cutsomers to get even drunker and fatter.

Perhaps if we taxed them like smokers.

[kdubya]

Who says this is a new great depression, I don't think they had steak sauce and guacamole on their whoppers back then. These truly are prosperous times.

[Judge Smails]

Well, it opened yesterday and I don't see what the big deal is. It just looks like a Burger King to me. What exactly is "bar"-like in these pictures?

http://www.orlandorocks.com/Content/801x533/citywalk_food_court_3_10_2009%20(8).JPG
http://www.orlandorocks.com/Content/801x533/citywalk_food_court_3_10_2009%20(6).JPG
http://www.orlandorocks.com/Content/801x533/citywalk_food_court_3_10_2009%20(9).JPG

[happytypinggirl]

hmm, they start with a burger, let you pick your toppings, and then they put them on for you.

sounds like a wendys to me.

[Caseyelan]

hmm, they start with a burger, let you pick your toppings, and then they put them on for you.

sounds like a wendys to me.

By wendys.... do you mean heaven?

I am fucking starving.

[topless_mike]

how's the toof?

[Hosp]

From the article it looked like it was going to follow a Chipotle model and not a "Fixins bar" type burger place. I couldn't possibly picture having a Whopper with Guacamole and bacon with a side of onion rings and then riding The Incredible Hulk roller coaster. And there is a 5 guys 10 minutes from Universal, you're better off taking the drive.

[Caseyelan]

how's the toof?

it's hungry.

[Hottub]

Dave, please stop and pick up burgers on your way home.

[topless_mike]

And there is a 5 guys 10 minutes from Universal, you're better off taking the drive.

but if you are there and parked already...


"GOTCHA BITCH"

[happytypinggirl]

By wendys.... do you mean heaven?

I am fucking starving.

i do like wendys.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

anyone remember when Wendy's had the Super Bar, it had Tacos, Salads, and Pastas

for $5 , you could gorge on non healthy food ( preferably stoned)

this is before Wendy's smartened up and got more Health Conscious

[mikeyboy]

hmm, they start with a burger, let you pick your toppings, and then they put them on for you.

sounds like a wendys to me.

To me it sounds like:

Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us serve it your way

[SatCam]

Sounds like 5 guys


nothing new, move along people:banning:

[DolaMight]

to compete mcdonald's is now serving big mac's on nude asian men.

[lleeder]

hmm, they start with a burger, let you pick your toppings, and then they put them on for you.

sounds like a wendys to me.

I never understood this concept. Fez brings it up on the show alot too that the wendy's single is the best burger cause you can have it how you want it. Anytime I go to a McDonalds or BK I'm constantly changing things adding bacon or eliminating pickles and onions.

[ToiletCrusher]

Fat kids need a bar that caters to them.

[GreatAmericanZero]

damn, by the title i was hoping it was a full stocked bar where you can get drunk and then you can have whoppers too. i wouldve gone there

[cougarjake13]

stupid idea sure to fail

[TooLowBrow]

wendy's should open up a 'wendy's singles bar'

[joethebartender]

Please look for "Joe's American Vomitorium" coming in 2010 to Times Square. (I may be looking for a few partners... PM me if interested.)

[Hottub]

We already have one.

It's called Fuddrucker's.

http://goodiesfirst.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/21/fuddruckers_the_inferno.jpg

[Barnaby Jones]

Ladies and gentlemen...I give you...THE WHOPPER BAR.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/18/new-burger-king-whopper-b_n_685676.html

BK opened a "whopper bar" in Times Square and invited the press to try some of the stuff that will soon be on the menu:

The New York Pizza Burger:

Four quarter-pound Whopper patties lay on top of a nine-and-a-half inch sesame seed bun. The burgers are then covered in pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, marinara and Tuscan pesto sauce.

The BK Black and Bleu Steakhouse XT:

...the Black and Bleu will reward you with tangy bleu cheese crumbles, crispy bacon and a blackened Cajun sauce.

The Meat Beast Whopper:

Coming in at around 1,250 calories, the Beast piles pepperoni and bacon on top of a quarter-pound beef patty. It's probably too much meat, even for an animal flesh fanatic.

And the California Whopper:

swaps ketchup for guacamole. It is reportedly the most popular of the new Whopper clan.

Also they're waiting on their liquor license to begin serving beer.

Holy floppy man-tits, Batman!

[Misteriosa]

yeah i think i went to one for the first time last year or the year before. it had opened at universal city walk in orlando. it smelled funny. i looked around and walked right out. it was like a burger king but decorated in black.

[realmenhatelife]

Pen Gilette pointed out how everyone rags on fast food places for their nutritional content, but do you have any idea how people cook in most fancy restaurants?

Sounds so gross, and I love guacamole but I cant imagine how greasy guac on a whopper would be.

[biggestmexi]

Pen Gilette pointed out how everyone rags on fast food places for their nutritional content, but do you have any idea how people cook in most fancy restaurants?

Sounds so gross, and I love guacamole but I cant imagine how greasy guac on a whopper would be.

Yes I do know how people cook in restaurants.


I want a meat beast and whopper jr please

[Furtherman]

Too late. Most of the tourists who visit Times Square have already been further fattened.

[keithy_19]

I love this. Burger King has already taken the prize for creepiest fast food chain (even creepier than that Jack In The Box) and now they will take this prize as well. I love it.

[disneyspy]

nothing's creepier than jack in the box,that special sauce scares me

[Contra]

I can't wait to get fatter!

[jennysmurf]

nothing's creepier than jack in the box,that special sauce scares me

What, Jack Sauce? What's creepy about that?:innocent:

[Crispy123]

...the Black and Bleu will reward you with tangy bleu cheese crumbles, crispy bacon and a blackened Cajun sauce.

Sounds delicious!!!

[Barnaby Jones]

What are they rewarding the consumer for? Dying early?

[SatCam]

I think Ill stick to the times square Applebees

[realmenhatelife]

Yes I do know how people cook in restaurants.


I want a meat beast and whopper jr please

It was more of a rhetorical question. You would never see the headline Le Bernadan, more like Le Giveuponpants


I also dont cotton to bleu cheese on a burger, you need something to cut that funk like vegetables or vinegar in wing sauce.

[Jujubees2]

How did Burger King slip this past the Bloomberg food Nazis?

[aceofspades7]

anyone remember when Wendy's had the Super Bar, it had Tacos, Salads, and Pastas

for $5 , you could gorge on non healthy food ( preferably stoned)

this is before Wendy's smartened up and got more Health Conscious

yes - it was hideous - the giant bowl of pudding... they turned burger buns into garlic bread