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Syd
03-10-2009, 10:00 AM
The call by ....... leaders for rebellion and for the ...... to refuse the ...... is joined by ...... who claims that thousands of ..... cell groups have organized and are ready for a second ....... Revolution. During an appearance on ...... he promised that if things get any worse from his point .......... The .......activist claims that ...... was never formally ........ in the first place and that if rebellion is to come through ......... would lead the way.

Today in his .......... reiterates the point: “That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be ........, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.”

He continues; calling on a second ..... Revolution; “…we've bastardized the ......., reinterpreted ....... religious history and secularized our society until we ooze skepticism and circumvent religion on every level of public and private life.

How much more will ...... take? When will enough be enough? And, when that time comes, will our leaders finally listen or will history need to record a second ...... Revolution? We the people have the authority according to ......., which states: That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government…”

..... claims that; “Thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation.” The ...... cells will meet during a live telecast, "We Surround Them," on Friday March 13 at 5 p.m.

He closes with the words of ...... followed by a .......

“We view ourselves on the eve of battle."

some of this redacted to prove that if anyone else said this (i.e. a muslim) there would be people shrieking in the streets scared shitless (http://www.examiner.com/x-2071-DC-Special-Interests-Examiner~y2009m3d9-Chuck-Norris-claims-thousands-of-right-wing-cell-groups-exist-and-will-rebel-against-US-government)

just remember that one religion is fine with committing violence, however justified but if another religion tries to commit violence STOP THE PRESSES THROW THEM IN GUANTANAMO

west milly Tom
03-10-2009, 10:32 AM
Are you insane? Seriously. Chuck Norris? Who was the last guy he beheaded? Who was the last woman he stoned for not wearing her full covering?

Furtherman
03-10-2009, 10:39 AM
Who was the last guy he beheaded? Who was the last woman he stoned for not wearing her full covering?

Soupy Sales and Suzanne Summers.

EliSnow
03-10-2009, 10:41 AM
He sounds like every far right wing/militia member who thinks that he represents a majority of silent Americans who are going to rise up and overthrow the government.

The world has passed him by and he doesn't know it.

west milly Tom
03-10-2009, 10:45 AM
Soupy Sales and Suzanne Summers.


:lol: :lol:

Nice, Steve Sax Sally Struthers.

joethebartender
03-10-2009, 11:26 AM
I was just getting my cell ready today...
most of them are retirees and/or drunks. We're armed and ready for Chuck's conference call on Friday. We're gonna bring it Kenny Powers style! Fuck you, government, you're out!!

ToiletCrusher
03-10-2009, 11:29 AM
Bring it on.

Enabler
03-10-2009, 11:42 AM
Norris claims that; “Thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation.”


You mean like.......a union?......of independent states?......united?......under a common philosophy? What a great idea, Chuck.

hammersavage
03-10-2009, 11:43 AM
On his 69th birthday no less.

Snoogans
03-10-2009, 11:47 AM
This wasn't chuck norris. Chuck Norris is so bad ass that his shadow said this

SatCam
03-10-2009, 01:22 PM
we have the nukes :smoke:

scottinnj
03-10-2009, 02:34 PM
You'll never find out who we are....we're firing up the BBS boards and none of you have dial-up anymore.

Scoff at our modem tones, laugh at our 56k connections, but we'll have the last laugh when our commanders print out our battle plans on their microline 320 dot-matrix printers...in triplicate no less!

TheMojoPin
03-10-2009, 02:36 PM
Methinks Mr. Norris watches a little too much Glenn Beck.

scottinnj
03-10-2009, 02:37 PM
Norris claims that; “Thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation.” The right wing cells will meet during a live telecast, "We Surround Them," on Friday March 13 at 5 p.m.

Is this a PPV event? Who's in charge of the Tshirt sales?

scottinnj
03-10-2009, 02:52 PM
Methinks Mr. Norris watches a little too much Glenn Beck.

Dude, if you can, check out Monday nights "Hannity" show, particularly the "Great American Panlelist" part of the show.

He had some chick who used to be on SNL back in the 90s, And she was a looooonatic!

scottinnj
03-10-2009, 02:58 PM
I've been purusing the comments left by the readers of the article. The silliness started 4 posts down:

Passenger57 says:
Gee whiz...how come no one wanted to do this stuff when BUSH was in office? That's when we REALLY needed a revolution,before Bush willfully ignored the warnings about 9/11 and lied us into war. Bush dumped this hot mess in Obama's lap. The recession started in Nov.2007-Obama's been in office for 50 days,and now it's revolution time?
And who thinks Chuck's in a soup line these days?

BTW - Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer...unfortunately, Chuck never cries.
March 10, 6:15 PM

Which one of you posted this? That's damned funny.

TheMojoPin
03-10-2009, 03:07 PM
Dude, if you can, check out Monday nights "Hannity" show, particularly the "Great American Panlelist" part of the show.

He had some chick who used to be on SNL back in the 90s, And she was a looooonatic!

Was it Victoria Jackson? The blonde with the squeaky voice? If so, I've seen her pull this schtick aready.

scottinnj
03-10-2009, 03:11 PM
Was it Victoria Jackson? The blonde with the squeaky voice? If so, I've seen her pull this schtick aready.

That's who it was. That was some scary bit, if she was kidding around.

TheMojoPin
03-10-2009, 03:13 PM
That's who it was. That was some scary bit, if she was kidding around.

Nah, no bit. She apparently went born-again a few years ago and has been showing up on Fox semi-reguarly over the last year talking about how Obama was possibly the Anti-Christ.

scottinnj
03-10-2009, 03:14 PM
Nah, no bit. She apparently went born-again a few years ago and has been showing up on Fox semi-reguarly over the last year talking about how Obama was possibly the Anti-Christ.

Oh boy. Someone PM me her address so I can send her some of my mom's anti-dementia meds.

Drunky McBetidont
03-10-2009, 04:36 PM
blood on the streets, children eating their parents. this is what canada has been waiting for.

A.J.
03-11-2009, 03:29 AM
This wasn't chuck norris. Chuck Norris is so bad ass that his shadow said this

Maybe it was Clint Eastwood.

El Mudo
03-11-2009, 04:07 AM
If they wanna secede, i'm joining the Federal side this time

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