GVAC's Lumpy Nutsack Vol 2

[Gvac]

Dear Doctor
Please help me
I'm damaged

There's a hole
where there once
was a heart

Just kidding, but a GREAT old Stones song.

Anyway, here's my dilemma: I've always prided myself on being intensely heterosexual. So straight, in fact, that I buy 99 cent shampoo. My brand of choice has always been VO5 Normal Shampoo.

http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A2076/207635/300_207635.jpg

While shopping last week, however, I mistakenly picked up Tangerine Orange shampoo instead. It's the same orange color and I didn't notice it until I was showering that night.

It's got a wonderful fruity fragrance and I really like it.

Does this mean I'm gay now?

Please respond ASAP.

I'm nervous.

Thanks.

[Dr Steve]

Does this mean I'm gay now?

.


Yes


But that doesn't make you a bad person. :smile:

[mikeyboy]

He's a doctor. He must be right. Good luck with your secret, G.

[hammersavage]

The 'intensely heterosexual' guy has a sexy picture of me as a child as his sig. Hmmmmm.....

[Dr Steve]

The 'intensely heterosexual' guy has a sexy picture of me as a child as his sig. Hmmmmm.....


yeah, "methinks he doth protest too much" ...

[Don Stugots]

you took a pic of your shampoo last year? why?

[Dr Steve]

you took a pic of your shampoo last year? why?

AND it was on Ryan Seacrest's birthday! Suspicious!

[Don Stugots]

AND it was on Ryan Seacrest's birthday! Suspicious!

oh Gvac is listening to Judy Garland in this work truck right now, i am sure of it

[EliSnow]

oh Gvac is listening to Judy Garland in this work truck right now, i am sure of it

His pink truck?

[Hottub]

I won't hold it against you, G.

(Quite literally, ya fruitcake!)


faggot

[mikeyboy]

His pink truck?

http://contrapunctus.net/league/photo/pcd4096/009-rainbow-car.3.jpg

[Don Stugots]

I won't hold it against you, G.

(Quite literally, ya fruitcake!)

no wonder he was brushing up against me at dinner last week. fruit.

[Furtherman]

I look forward to taking deep breaths around you!

[Coach]

I look forward to taking deep breaths around you!
Especially while on your knees?


AND WHY DOES DR STEVE KNOW RYAN SEACREST'S BIRTHDATE????????

[Dr Steve]

Especially while on your knees?


AND WHY DOES DR STEVE KNOW RYAN SEACREST'S BIRTHDATE????????

ha, I wondered how many posts it would take for someone to pick up on that. :) I wish I had the diminutive one's personal history committed to memory, but I have to credit: http://www.brainyhistory.com/daysbirth/birth_january_24.html

[DiabloSammich]

Thank god we finally cleared this up.


It's been so vague for so long.