jayjay

[ToiletCrusher]

Keep him or lose him?

Simple question. Answer honestly!

[MacVittie]

+ cardinals
- yankees

[Kublakhan61]

Now we all know that, yes, there are stupid questions.
Keep him.

[IMSlacker]

I can't wait for Fez to shave his ass.

[Hottub]

Did you hear what his harshness brought out in Fez today?

Goddammit. Fez IS BACK!!
That alone means he stays.

(At least untill Fez pushes his face into a glory hole)

[Foster]

I don't understand all the ass kissing towards this guy,

if he was so great woudn't he have his own message board?

[mikeyboy]

Did you hear what his harshness brought out in Fez today?

Goddammit. Fez IS BACK!!
That alone means he stays.

(At least untill Fez pushes his face into a glory hole)

That was great. Loved hearing Fez come out on the (very gay) attack. It was rapid-fire and very funny.

Are the poll options deliberately skewed so both say that Jay is right?

[drjoek]

Jayjay can't figure out the damn MLB vote off

[ecobag2]

I enjoy Mr. Mohr's contributions to the show.

[Friday]

...to have and to hold
...for better or worse
...richer or poorer

[drjoek]

This poll will never fly tomorrow on poll day II

[ToiletCrusher]

Are the poll options deliberately skewed so both say that Jay is right?

not sober. please fix it admin-overlord!

[Hottub]

Are the poll options deliberately skewed so both say that Jay is right?

Hence my non vote. Sober up, sport.

[foodcourtdruide]

Blah. I love jay mohr. I suck.

[Enabler]

Are the poll options deliberately skewed so both say that Jay is right?

not sober. please fix it admin-overlord!


Aw man, that was the funniest part.

[STC-Dub]

Jay must stay!
Jay must stay!

[K.C.]

Jay's the best.

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[Hottub]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/object/event/wireimage/15/666/444_g.jpg

[Tall_James]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/object/event/wireimage/15/666/444_g.jpg

Didn't his name come up in the Mitchell Report?

[hedges]

Jay must stay!
Jay must stay!

Exactly

[Ricky24]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/object/event/wireimage/15/666/444_g.jpg

I was benching 250 when this picture was taken'. just sayin.

[Rorschach]

I was benching 250 when this picture was taken'. just sayin.

faggot

[Marc with a c]

how much were you benching here?

http://www.insidelacrosse.com/images/user/93rbench2.jpg

i wish there was a better picture of this. i loved that skit.

[K.C.]

How many different Gvacs and Gvac affiliates are going to vote against jayjay?

[Don Stugots]

what the hell is that tattoo jayjay?

[Ricky24]

how much were you benching here?

http://www.insidelacrosse.com/images/user/93rbench2.jpg

i wish there was a better picture of this. i loved that skit.

"315, steroid free just like you guys!"
" And you called to brag about that?!!?"
"Hang up the phone now so some other guy at the gay bar can use it"

[GreatAmericanZero]

hmmm. looks like someone is trying a little too hard to get the attention of a celebrity.

interesting

[mikeyboy]

How many different Gvacs and Gvac affiliates are going to vote against jayjay?

I'm not saying anything, but the voting might just be tainted.

[Don Stugots]

Sorry GAZ, i was trying to come up with something funny.

[101]

Jay(jay) rules! It is unacceptable to stand-by and let him be anally raped by a formerly bearded Fez

[Satan]

I loved him as Bob Sugar, he has a hot chick, he makes old ladies cry, He is my kind of guy.

[Tully Blanchard]

Mr. Jay Is A Modern Day TV Champ. A Celebrity Worthy Of Being A Horsemen.

[K.C.]

Mr. Jay Is A Modern Day TV Champ. A Celebrity Worthy Of Being A Horsemen.

He prefers to be addressed as Beanie Cup Award winner jayjay

[Hottub]

250?
You are a puny girlie-man with puny girlie ahhhms.

http://www.mma-extreme.com/images/hans_franz.jpg

[Friday]

He prefers to be addressed as Beanie Cup Award winner jayjay

you know, once you win one... that title is yours. forever.

[Gvac]

Bunch of fuckin' turncoats.

Taking a caller's side over Fez's?

Some fans you are.

[Billy "White Shoes"]

I am recently unmarried, so I dig you, but 250?
C'mon man, I'll do 5 sets of ten at that weight and still Chicken Dance a mudhole in your ass!!

[Chuck Norris]

I curl 250 whenever I piss good sir. But I like your boobies still:wub:

[K.C.]

you know, once you win one... that title is yours. forever.
It should be added it to his IMDB bio.

[Ricky24]

you can only see the feet in that pic. it's Lynn Swann doing ballet.

[K.C.]

Wooooo....get ready to walk THAT aisle!

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[Friday]

Bunch of fuckin' turncoats.

Taking a caller's side over Fez's?

Some fans you are.

i am not sure i appreciate the cut of your jib, sir.

[mikeyboy]

I can sit on a 250 lb bench.

[Compliment-Guy]

Fez and Jay are both wonderful comedians and great men! Each of them brings laughter and joy into everyone's life!

[Chuck Norris]

Fez and Jay are both wonderful comedians and great men! Each of them brings laughter and joy into everyone's life!

Never in my life have I ever wanted to roundhouse someone as much as I do right now. You are on my to kill list. Congratulations sir.

[Don Stugots]

I can sit on a 250 lb bench.

i can build one

[Heather 8]

i am not sure i appreciate the cut of your jib, sir.

Dare I say uncut?

[Mark with a k]

Never in my life have I ever wanted to roundhouse someone as much as I do right now. You are on my to kill list. Congratulations sir.

really?

[Hottub]

i can build one

Career opportunity?:help:

[Compliment-Guy]

Never in my life have I ever wanted to roundhouse someone as much as I do right now. You are on my to kill list. Congratulations sir.

It is sensational that you let your anger out and don't bottle it up inside! You are also a highly skilled martial artist!

[Marc with a c]

i can build one

well we know you certainly couldn't sit on it.

[Don Stugots]

Career opportunity?:help:

the thought of me working with my tools again has the people in the LU 608 very scared.

[Don Stugots]

well we know you certainly couldn't sit on it.

RUDE AND RUDE MR. A C

[Hottub]

the thought of me working with my tools again has the people in the LU 608 very scared.

There's one tool you got no problem working wit. Oohh!!

Look what I did to you. Again!

Ghoooosh!

[Don Stugots]

you broke this thread too creepy, thanks.

[TheMojoPin]

I voted the third option because it was the closest to "toiletcrusher is a retarded creep" of everything there...and the choices seem fucked. One says Fez is wrong and the other says Jay is right. If this is about Fez vs. Jay, isn't that the same goddamn thing?

[Creepy McFlirt]

jayjay is the awesomest!

His wife is lovely too!

:wub:

[Freakshow]

I was benching 250 when this picture was taken'. just sayin.

You were supposed to wait until these guys told first.

http://www.negativewaves.com/images/114_vanamonde3.jpg

[burrben]

fez isnt wrong, just his lifestyle choices are

[Dell]

I love when Fez breaks bad... very entertaining... and Jay is one of the best on the phone... I hope they keep this bit going for a while

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I voted the third option because it was the closest to "toiletcrusher is a retarded creep" of everything there...and the choices seem fucked. One says Fez is wrong and the other says Jay is right. If this is about Fez vs. Jay, isn't that the same goddamn thing?

Living in Buffalo does funny things to you. The 53 degree heat over there is driving them mad. MAD.

[ToiletCrusher]

This worked out well. And, I'm sober again!

[ToiletCrusher]

bump

[Sloppy2nds]

The Poll question doesn't make any sense :help:

Jay Mohr sucks

[DrDrew319]

I must say I am on the side of that lazy-eyed retard.

[TheMojoPin]

The Poll question doesn't make any sense :help:

EXACTLY.

Both options say Fez is wrong!

[Friday]

:lol:

tc is a drunk!

[ToiletCrusher]

:lol:

tc is a drunk!


I win!

[Don Stugots]

I must say I am on the side of that lazy-eyed retard.

Hmmmm. Jay is not a retard.

[drjoek]

Toiletcrusher for Mod

[Chuck Norris]

The Great state of Texas is behind you Jay 100%

[Sloppy2nds]

The Great state of Texas is behind you Jay 100%

Thought you guys were leaving

[YourAmishDaddy]

JayJay never cries.

Jay Mohr rules.

[Morningkill]

The Whatley Posse is giving way to the Mohr Mob!

[Sloppy2nds]

Maybe va-jayjay can call in again.

[Mexican_Radio]

I'm torn apart, I can't decide!!:unsure:

[fezfez]

Forget Jay Jay! Your Fez Fez in town now!

[BlackSpider]

Forget Jay Jay! Your Fez Fez in town now!




Who...???

[Gvac]

If you click on the numbers in the above poll you can see the names of the members who voted against you.

Put 'em on the shit list.

Fucking turncoats.

[Dell]

If you click on the numbers in the above poll you can see the names of the members who voted against you.

Put 'em on the shit list.

Fucking turncoats.

Yes... ESD misrepresented all of GVAC web character votes... you have a lot of fans here Fez

[Death Metal Moe]

I used to fucking HATE Jay. Everything about him. His impressions, his comedy, his marraige, his movies. EVERYTHING.

But, then I did a full 180 on him. I really enjoy Jay now. I don't know how to describe it but I just saw something I never saw before.

But I'm sorry Jay. If I have to choose between you or the man who is 1/2 of the show that completely changed my opinion on comedy and entertainment, I have to choose

THE BEST DAMN RADIO HOST GOING.....TADAY!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

FEZ MARIE WHATLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 LIFE!

[Death Metal Moe]

Forget Jay Jay! Your Fez Fez in town now!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Death Metal Moe]

Love the FezFez!!!! Fez fan since day 1!

[Dash77]

I think Fez is great but, Jay is always trying to help him, thats a true friend...

KEEP JAYJAY...

[nocountryjon1]

fezzy rules no doubt about it:thumbup:

[MachoNacho]

I'm siding with Fez, but I wouldn't want Jay to go anywhere. Damn fencesitter.

[SP1!]

Forget Jay Jay! Your Fez Fez in town now!
If you are referring to todd then we will vote for him when he makes it a half year without crying.

[K.C.]

miss Soundboard FezFez.

[Death Metal Moe]

One thing I do want to stress is this.

I am totally in support of Fez, but I'm no ready to let him shave my ass.

That kind of talk frightens me. To the core.

[TheMojoPin]

If you click on the numbers in the above poll you can see the names of the members who voted against you.

Put 'em on the shit list.

Fucking turncoats.

Every vote on there is technically against Fez except those that voted for tc as a drunk.

[IamPixie]

fezfez for lyfe.

[SP1!]

Every vote on there is technically against Fez except those that voted for tc as a drunk.
I guess I shouldnt have voted while I was drunk last night, I just read the poll options closer, duh.

[The Fagster]

Forget Jay Jay! Your Fez Fez in town now!

I'll always support The Fagster! :thumbup:

[samechick]

Forget Jay Jay! Your Fez Fez in town now!

but jay is so dreamy! :wub:

[rexdart]

could this be a clever ruse by Opie to destroy the ron & fez show before the channel goes away?

Divide and Conquer.

[DexterJohnson]

C'mon, jayjay! You fucking blew it when you trashed fezfez on O & A. You had me---I thought you meant it when you set it straight with fezfez but NO!
You gave up fezfez for a laugh on the morning show at 202. THAT was bullshit, and now you have yourself a nasty little radio war.
And as Margie said in "Fargo"..."...and all for what?---a little bit of money." (30 pieces of silver, ya mutt!):banning:

[Rube]

I chose to let Jay Go. He hogs up the phone and picks on Fezzie.

Plus, Fefez has been posting here a bunch lately and that means a lot to me.

[spoon]

:lol:

tc is a drunk!

So you have a shot then?

[Warrior72]

Jay Mohr may be funny, but my loyalties have always been with the buddays and will remain so. I'm with Fezzie. I hope Naicha Boy shows up to back up Fez and rip Jay a new one. Woooooooooooooo.

[myfriendheather]

I have laughed at something Jay Mohr said like, 5 times. Fez makes me laugh every damn day. It's a no brainer.

[hotshot70]

jay jay is a douche. Fez rules. Jay married Nikki Cox to hide his want for real cocks. she has let herself go lately. obviously he cannot do the manly duties for her. FEZ RULES!

[boobieman]

MMM...this is a tough one. Fez is Fez, but he never even been to the board named after him...mmmmm...Jay is a funny ass guy..but I seen his show....mmmm...Fez crys and has been 3rd micing it on the show..but he does take a good cow bell to the head..mmmm.Jay might do unmasked 2 but..might not....mmmmmm. Fez does a great Nature boy and fezitorial...but have not heard one in sometime now....mmmmmmmm...Jay has been always good on the phone...but I have not seen any nude pics of his wife....mmmmmm.

That's it..

PEE IN THE BUTT...which might be a vote for FEZ...mmmmmm


SEEYAYAYAYAYAA

[TjM]

Whatley posse 4 life!

[ria662c]

Forget Jay Jay! Your Fez Fez in town now!

WOOHOO! FEZFEZ! :clap:

[ToiletCrusher]

For crap's sake, I am leading Fez... This shouldn't be.

[jimmyolsenblues]

Forget Jay Jay! Your Fez Fez in town now!

I SUPPORT FEZFEZ!!!!

[WampusCrandle]

jay jay is a douche. Fez rules. Jay married Nikki Cox to hide his want for real cocks. she has let herself go lately. obviously he cannot do the manly duties for her. FEZ RULES!

Nikki Cox is hottt, sorry.

[Don Stugots]

Nikki Cox is hottt, sorry.

hotshot doesnt know about hot chicks, he is gay.

[YourAmishDaddy]

Maybe I can be persuaded to reconsider.

I mean this is Fez we're talking about. One of the greatest ever.

[JAH1013]

JayJay, you sold out Fester, so I'm going to vote TC as a drunk. go figure. FezFez is going to shoot this shit to the moon!

[led37zep]

Just a reminder kids. If you're enjoying this thread just imagine seeing this live.

I hear Jay will be just reading this thread to open up the show.

You can catch JayJay
Apr 08 @ Red Bank, NJ - Count Basie Theatre
Box Office phone # - 732-842-9000
Online- www.countbasietheatre.org

[metaregina]

I think this poll is trying to trick me .... :nono:

[spoon]

I think this poll is trying to trick me .... :nono:

Nah, it's just a drunk from Buffalo who can't convey his thoughts very well.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Nah, it's just a drunk from Buffalo who can't convey his thoughts very well.

what's this, 2009 spoon!?!?!?

i thought you had more teeth than that!

[Austins_Finest]

KEEP JAYJAY, LOSE THAT THIRD MIKE FEZFEZ!!! :flush:

[ToiletCrusher]

Nah, it's just a drunk from Buffalo who can't convey his thoughts very well.

Unless you are willing to be more hurtful, I refuse to read any of your future insults.

[docgoblin]

All I know is that if JayJay really has the nerve to visit the studio next week he'd better bring his bodyguard, or at least be wearing steel undies. FezFez is gonna open up a world of hurt on that poor unsuspecting soul.

[Photoshop Mike]

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q173/PHOTOSHOPMIKE/FezvsJayjay.jpg

[tipper]

Love fez.....All of Florida is behind you!!!!!

:thumbup::thumbup:

[Meataball23]

Im going jayjay, hes made me actually laugh out loud more than fezfez...and fezfez is always on air, jayjay is only for special occasions

[Jericholic51]

Fez is BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!


But i LOVE Gary Unmarried!!!!!!!!!!

[Brother Grimm]

Hell with jay. i dont watch any of his shows so I couldnt care less about him. Fez rules though.

[yojimbo7248]

Love fez.....All of Florida is behind you!!!!!

:thumbup::thumbup:

i'm sure there is a Florida shaped like a penis joke here somewhere

[boobieman]

Nikki Cox is hottt, sorry.

Hey Fez has a Posse too...wait a minute....Oops my bad..sSoorrryy..sssooorrryy

SEEYAYAYYAAAAAAA

[Cyber Trucker]

I dont thing Jay or Fez was worng but I was where Fez is now once he open up he will be ok.:tongue:

[jimmyolsenblues]

i am very disappointed in jayjay ducking the r&f show...
point fez...bad form jayjay bad form

[Ricky24]

There is a one hour span of time between o and a and ron and fez. what am i supposed to do, sweep up?

[~Katja~]

There is a one hour span of time between o and a and ron and fez. what am i supposed to do, sweep up?

get a coffee or an early lunch at the burger joint


and creepy, I just saw your face on tv

[TooLowBrow]

There is a one hour span of time between o and a and ron and fez. what am i supposed to do, sweep up?

see, this shows that you have a head on your shoulders

if only youd use it

[Gritty]

There is a one hour span of time between o and a and ron and fez. what am i supposed to do, sweep up?

I just want to know why you're boxing Babe Ruth. What's the Bambino ever done to you?

[TooLowBrow]

im listening to todays show

jay was great

this is killing me, is he gonna do the barefoot contessa?

jay,
if you didnt already, please do the impression on air
love,
your grandson james

[conman823]

Thanks for the break from the O&A Show today Jay.

Also thanks for not ruining both shows so I can enjoy the R&F replay.

And after your next 2 years off, bring some new material.:bye:

Patrice was great AGAIN today.

[spoon]

There is a one hour span of time between o and a and ron and fez. what am i supposed to do, sweep up?

Sweep the leg.

You have a problem with that?

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[Slumbag]

I thought Jay ruled on O&A today. He basically went after every comic who's name came up. And most of the things he said were solid points.
That Seinfeld thing had me dying.

[Lady Resin]

There is a one hour span of time between o and a and ron and fez. what am i supposed to do, sweep up?

It's NYC. You could have killed an hour just by taking in the sights and grabbing something to eat. Come on, your a Jersey guy.

[Enabler]

There is a one hour span of time between o and a and ron and fez. what am i supposed to do, sweep up?

Would it kill ya to pitch in a little?

[Leticia]

The tags for the thread are hilarious.


I like Jayjay. That's my opinion and I'm stickin to it until I change my mind.

[trplc]

I cant wait for Jay Jay to run in the studio and kiss fez (open mouth syle) and BUST that cherry! What a great great day in the US of A that would be.

Then we sing Fezzy and Jay Jay sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
:clap:

[WampusCrandle]

There is a one hour span of time between o and a and ron and fez. what am i supposed to do, sweep up?

suck a dick. be resourceful and earn that dollar, baby!

[Gvac]

Also thanks for not ruining both shows so I can enjoy the R&F replay.

And after your next 2 years off, bring some new material.:bye:

What he said.

[NewYorkDragons80]

I thought Jay ruled on O&A today. He basically went after every comic who's name came up. And most of the things he said were solid points.
That Seinfeld thing had me dying.

I echo your sentiments. Jay had me rolling yesterday. In his typical ADD fashion, he told stories about Nick Freno and Tracy Morgan while inserting every Keitel line ever along with Pesci and Nice Guy Eddie. It really made me miss Jay's live appearances.

[jimmyolsenblues]

There is a one hour span of time between o and a and ron and fez. what am i supposed to do, sweep up?

jayjay you looked bad showing up for o&a and not r&f...
any way you spin it....
you looked bad and ditched who i thought were your friends...

[Ricky24]

jayjay you looked bad showing up for o&a and not r&f...
any way you spin it....
you looked bad and ditched who i thought were your friends...

okay there fellow. it's a radio show. last time i was in new york i did ron and fez and not opie and anthony. get fucked. you're annoying.

[Whiskeyportal]

okay there fellow. it's a radio show. last time i was in new york i did ron and fez and not opie and anthony. get fucked. you're annoying.

:drunk:

[Ricky24]

What he said.

don't forget GVAC, nobody like a fake radio war....



Join Date: May 2001
Location: Jersey...for now
Posts: 18,950

Please Keep It Going!
Hey Jay! Here's the deal - I'm a buddy of Ron and Fez's for almost 10 years now and a fan of yours as well. Sometimes this place gets a bit boring though; we've been called the Disneyland of message boards because everyone is so positive so every once in awhile I stir up some shit. It gives Dave something to talk about on board gossip.

Trust me, I'm no fan of Wackbag and places like that which delight in running people down, and I apologize if you took me seriously. I just thought it would be funny if you had a nemesis on the board. Just about everybody has one.

Keep the feud going. And never worry that I'll attack you personally or go after your wife or anything like that. It's not my style.

Talk to ya soon,

Greg

[Hottub]

don't forget GVAC, nobody like a fake radio war....






I do!

:bye:

[drjoek]

There is a one hour span of time between o and a and ron and fez. what am i supposed to do, sweep up?



Go pick up some hot sauce to pour in ESD's ass.
I'm sure Ron was there an hour before the show .....
Nevermind.

[Don Stugots]

The tags for the thread are hilarious.


I like Jayjay. That's my opinion and I'm stickin to it until I change my mind.

what she said.

[Ricky24]

More from GVAC

Gvac
You want the truth? Here's the truth. I'm not a fan of yours. I find your impressions funny but nothing else. Thought you sucked on SNL and that you're a horrible actor. You're a friend of the show I love, however, and you seemed genuinely bothered when I voiced my opinions so I sent you a PM as you requested and tried to make it all better. I guess you're too stupid to know the "P" in PM stands for private.

Anyway, you're Jersey trash and your meds apparently aren't working. Yes, I heard the laundry list of dope you take when you did "Unmasked" with Ron. You said you suffer from anxiety and I thought maybe your fragile mind was genuinely bothered by one fans opinion on a stupid messageboard. I pity your wife for being married to such an insecure douchebag, and I pity your children for having a pill popping father who can't deal with reality.

classy guy.

[KingGeno]

Message board muscles. Happens a lot around here. I've never been around a board filled with more easily pushed aside people then this one.

[~Katja~]

I thought you are supposed to be on the View this morning?

[TjM]

Maybe he was busy

[NewYorkDragons80]

don't forget GVAC, nobody like a fake radio war....

Jay, are you actually suggesting that Gvac might be doing something simply to get his name mentioned? I simply REFUSE to believe it! I expect such nonsense from riff raff like Gregory Joseph, but never Gvac.

[NewYorkDragons80]

There is a one hour span of time between o and a and ron and fez. what am i supposed to do, sweep up?

It's a step up from your days as a waterboy at WNEW.


meep meep

[Don Stugots]

JAYJAY is on RAYRAY tomorrow!

[KingGeno]

Jayjay is on a tear, and slayin' bitches left and right.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/cosmicherosa/mohrdevil.jpg

Scissors UP, Motherfuggas!!!!!!!!!

[Gvac]

More from GVAC

Gvac
You want the truth? Here's the truth. I'm not a fan of yours. I find your impressions funny but nothing else. Thought you sucked on SNL and that you're a horrible actor. You're a friend of the show I love, however, and you seemed genuinely bothered when I voiced my opinions so I sent you a PM as you requested and tried to make it all better. I guess you're too stupid to know the "P" in PM stands for private.

Anyway, you're Jersey trash and your meds apparently aren't working. Yes, I heard the laundry list of dope you take when you did "Unmasked" with Ron. You said you suffer from anxiety and I thought maybe your fragile mind was genuinely bothered by one fans opinion on a stupid messageboard. I pity your wife for being married to such an insecure douchebag, and I pity your children for having a pill popping father who can't deal with reality.

classy guy.

No, I was classy when I attempted so soothe things over with you.

You mocked it and scoffed at it.

So I decided to be honest.

I've always said honesty is the best policy, and I should have heeded my own advice.

Sorry I'm not an ass kissing fan of yours, Jay. I don't think your funny or talented.

I hope you'll be able to carry on.

[Gvac]

Message board muscles. Happens a lot around here. I've never been around a board filled with more easily pushed aside people then this one.

You obviously don't know me very well.

I say nothing here I wouldn't say to someone's face.

I'm not a fucking phony.

[JerseyRich]

Passaic Vs. Essex County...

Fight to the Death!

[hammersavage]

Passaic Vs. Morris County...

Fight to the Death!

So I'm on Jay's side then?

[JerseyRich]

So I'm on Jay's side then?

I changed it to Essex County...

Realign yourself!

[hammersavage]

I still live in Passaic County.

[TheMojoPin]

I'm sorry Gvac, were YOU in a movie that had Anthony Anderson as the star?

I think not.

GOOD DAY, SIR.

[JerseyRich]

I still live in Passaic County.

Then you are on the side of the one and only Gvac.

[Don Stugots]

I thought Jay was from long island.

[hammersavage]

Then you are on the side of the one and only Gvac.

I thought he was far enough to be Bergen. Me stupeee.

[Gvac]

I'm done. I've spoken my piece.

I tried to appease a mental case. I should have known better.

If he's going to get his panties in a bunch over an anonymous message board poster, that should speak volumes about his mental state.

[Hottub]

You obviously don't know me very well.

I say nothing here I wouldn't say to someone's face.

I'm not a fucking phony.

Say what you want about G, but that, my friends is a fact.
He may be a miserable prick, but I love him.

[~Katja~]

I'm done. I've spoken my piece.

I tried to appease a mental case. I should have known better.

If he's going to get his panties in a bunch over an anonymous message board poster, that should speak volumes about his mental state.

how long before the "jayjay is mentally unstable" thread??? it seems you have a talent for exposing these unwanted truths

[disneyspy]

im waitin for lleeder to start the gvac vs jayjay poll

[Gvac]

im waitin for lleeder to start the gvac vs jayjay poll

I'm not a celebrity, so I'm sure all of the delusional mental cases who think they're "friends" with Jay because he occasionally posts on the same silly message board that they do will overwhelmingly pick him.

They probably tell people at work "Jay Mohr is a good friend of mine!"

Bunch of fucking wackos.

[Enabler]

I'm not a celebrity, so I'm sure all of the delusional mental cases who think they're "friends" with Jay because he occasionally posts on the same silly message board that they do will overwhelmingly pick him.

They probably tell people at work "Jay Mohr is a good friend of mine!"

Bunch of fucking wackos.

Wow dude. I really thought you were kidding around with the Jay Mohr hatred. But if you hate him thats fine. But if others dont hate him why are they ass kissers? I mean, should I have PM'd you this question so I dont come off like one of the "wackos?" Its like people who dont hate the guy cant win.

[Gvac]

Wow dude. I really thought you were kidding around with the Jay Mohr hatred. But if you hate him thats fine. But if others dont hate him why are they ass kissers? I mean, should I have PM'd you this question so I dont come off like one of the "wackos?" Its like people who dont hate the guy cant win.

Ha! Not at all, brother. I'm sure he has genuine fans.

Some people here seem a bit over the top with the slobbering, though.

I'm an extremely tolerant guy, but the one type of person I can't stand is a phony.

That's all.

[Snoogans]

Ha! Not at all, brother. I'm sure he has genuine fans.

Some people here seem a bit over the top with the slobbering, though.

I'm an extremely tolerant guy, but the one type of person I can't stand is a phony.

That's all.

The best thing Gvac is to just wait a week. By then your old brain will have forgotten all the bad stuff and life will be good

[disneyspy]

The best thing Gvac is to just wait a week. By then your old brain will have forgotten all the bad stuff and life will be good

hey! thats what i do

[Enabler]

Ha! Not at all, brother. I'm sure he has genuine fans.

Some people here seem a bit over the top with the slobbering, though.

I'm an extremely tolerant guy, but the one type of person I can't stand is a phony.

That's all.

Ok cool. That makes mohr sense....uh boo.

[DolaMight]

Sorry I'm not an ass kissing fan of yours, Jay. I don't think your funny or talented.

Put feelings aside, I know it's your opinion but you still have to be objective. It just sounds crazy. Even Carrot Top is funny.

If Colin Quinn called your house he'd make you cry laughing within a minute. How could you not, that improv/impression is the very definition of funny and talented. And that's decades after the famous walken. If anyone knew who Colin Quinn was it would have been legendary.

[Snoogans]

Put feelings aside, I know it's your opinion but you still have to be objective. It just sounds crazy. Even Carrot Top is funny.

If Colin Quinn called your house he'd make you cry laughing within a minute. How could you not, that improv/impression is the very definition of funny and talented. And that's decades after the famous walken. If anyone knew who Colin Quinn was it would have been legendary.

Carrot Top's prop act is not funny. Carrot Top when Ive heard him on shows and not doing his act is actually a funny guy though

[DolaMight]

Carrot Top's prop act is not funny. Carrot Top when Ive heard him on shows and not doing his act is actually a funny guy though

I know, but he's been slammed for so many years now as the goto hack comic in jokes it's actually tough to laugh when you got this wall of preconception about him. I'm not sayin he's hilarious but if you just try to be objective sometimes he can actually make you laugh.

I'll agree with you about his prop act, I can't sit through his show, but once or twice he has actually made me laugh with a prop.

[NewYorkDragons80]

Hey Jay! Here's the deal - I'm a buddy of Ron and Fez's for almost 10 years now and a fan of yours as well.

I'm not a celebrity, so I'm sure all of the delusional mental cases who think they're "friends" with Jay because he occasionally posts on the same silly message board that they do will overwhelmingly pick him.

And never worry that I'll attack you personally or go after your wife or anything like that. It's not my style.

I pity your children for having a pill popping father who can't deal with reality.

I've always said honesty is the best policy, and I should have heeded my own advice.

Sorry I'm not an ass kissing fan of yours, Jay. I don't think your funny or talented.

You were an ass-kissing fan less than 24 hours ago. Still, I'll give Gvac credit. He accomplished what his original PM to Jay aimed to do. This should merged with the Gvac is mentally unstable thread.

[Gvac]

You were an ass-kissing fan less than 24 hours ago. Still, I'll give Gvac credit. He accomplished what his original PM to Jay aimed to do. This should merged with the Gvac is mentally unstable thread.

I really don't understand your point.

[TheMojoPin]

I really don't understand your point.

I blame the mental instability.

[Ricky24]

"celebrities" are always getting bashed by anonymous message posters. there is no accountability on the internet, just write what you want and move on. Now I have made GVAC a sort of public figure. I have put a face to the name so you all know who said what to whom. He subsequently has gone into full meltdown. :lol:

[Ricky24]

You were an ass-kissing fan less than 24 hours ago. Still, I'll give Gvac credit. He accomplished what his original PM to Jay aimed to do. This should merged with the Gvac is mentally unstable thread.

perfect.

[Gvac]

"celebrities" are always getting bashed by anonymous message posters. there is no accountability on the internet, just write what you want and move on. Now I have made GVAC a sort of public figure. I have put a face to the name so you all know who said what to whom. He subsequently has gone into full meltdown. :lol:

Tee hee hee!!! :bye: :lol: :wink: :thumbup: :lol: :wub:

[Tenbatsuzen]

Sorry I'm not an ass kissing fan of yours, Jay. I don't think your funny or talented.

I hope you'll be able to carry on.

Again, you are going to make Liz cry.

[Snoogans]

"celebrities" are always getting bashed by anonymous message posters. there is no accountability on the internet, just write what you want and move on. Now I have made GVAC a sort of public figure. I have put a face to the name so you all know who said what to whom. He subsequently has gone into full meltdown. :lol:

he has these every week. You really wanna get to him? Start making fun of the band Faces.

[TheMojoPin]

This can all be settled by whoever can get grlNIN her 200 Cigarettes DVD first.

[Foster]

"celebrities" are always getting bashed by anonymous message posters. there is no accountability on the internet, just write what you want and move on. Now I have made GVAC a sort of public figure. I have put a face to the name so you all know who said what to whom. He subsequently has gone into full meltdown. :lol:

in my eyes Gvac has always been "a sort of public figure"

[Snoogans]

This can all be settled by whoever can get grlNIN her 200 Cigarettes DVD first.

Will a VHS copy of Cherry Falls suffice?

[TheMojoPin]

Will a VHS copy of Cherry Falls suffice?

Does it ever?

[TheMojoPin]

Mental instability?

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[Dell]

You were an ass-kissing fan less than 24 hours ago. Still, I'll give Gvac credit. He accomplished what his original PM to Jay aimed to do. This should merged with the Gvac is mentally unstable thread.

X2

[jimmyolsenblues]

jayjay broke my heart not showing up for r&f show

[sarsbusdriver]

I know the poll is long closed but I'd vote for jayjay because he's playing my hometown in a couple of weeks.
If only Fezzie were playing the Community I'd have voted for him.


Apr 09 @
Morristown, NJ - Community Theatre
Tickets go on sale: Monday, January 26, 2009 at 11am
Box Office phone # - 973-539-8008
Online- www.mayoarts.org

[Don Stugots]

Jayjay, you went on two TV shows this week and wore almost the same thing. change it up budday. maybe a nice pink button shirt with a black sports jacket. dont tuck it in and it will hide the labanza that your wife gave you from all her good cooking.

p.s. cute dog.

[Brad in Bama]

JJ for life! Gary Unmarried is great, and he get's the show. What other celeb checks out the show and keeps up with all the goins on.

[KennyBania]

jay jay bitched out for not showing yet this week :( he still wins

[Hottub]

jayjay is the big man.
Red roses? What a classy guy.

[TooLowBrow]

im listening to todays show

jay was great

this is killing me, is he gonna do the barefoot contessa?

jay,
if you didnt already, please do the impression on air
love,
your grandson james

thank you jay!

[Serpico1103]

Jayjay, best radio guest ever. His appearances and phone calls are consistently the funniest things happening on radio.
And, he is the biggest star that is a friend of the show.

[TooLowBrow]

And, he is the biggest star that is a friend of the show.

what about john may'be he's not such a big fan after all'er

[jforce]

Jay can stay. Harvey K impression was unreal.

David - the intern - must go.

[hammersavage]

Ricky is the new kid in town.

[disneyspy]

Ricky is the new kid in town.

I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT!!!!