View Full Version : He saw(ed) her cooch!
PapaBear
03-11-2009, 09:29 PM
Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter (http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html)
The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.
The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.
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drusilla
03-11-2009, 09:31 PM
that's worse than my supposed scissor incident
hammersavage
03-11-2009, 09:32 PM
I heard about that in the bathroom.
How can I vote for this? I NEED MY OPINION HEARD!!!
weekapaugjz
03-11-2009, 09:34 PM
i really hope dougie brootal's new girlfriend heals well.
Marc with a c
03-11-2009, 09:36 PM
she probably has a huge bush.
PapaBear
03-11-2009, 09:37 PM
He was trying for some trim.
Slumbag
03-11-2009, 09:37 PM
she probably had a huge bush.
She did.
Not anymore.
http://suttons.hostserver1.co.uk/im/pd/SUHED17666_2.jpg
BTW PapaBear. Best thread title possible.:clap:
What the hell did these retards think would happen?
hammersavage
03-11-2009, 09:53 PM
She got to' up.
PapaBear
03-11-2009, 09:55 PM
What the hell did these retards think would happen?
I don't know, but I guarantee they listen to either O&A or Howard.
joethebartender
03-11-2009, 10:00 PM
Talk about reciprocating in bed.
He'll never look at a sawzall the same way again.
PapaBear
03-12-2009, 09:27 PM
I just thought I'd bump this so you can all read something more pleasant that what the spammer is posting.
Judge Smails
03-12-2009, 09:37 PM
The police are seeking a Nick Rivers for questioning in connection with the distribution of the power tool sex aid.
scottinnj
03-13-2009, 06:31 PM
I'm guessing, like the old Daffy Duck/Bugs Bunny cartoon, this is the showstopper that can only be done once.
Hope she was horny.
high fly
03-16-2009, 05:23 PM
Talk about reciprocating in bed.
He'll never look at a sawzall the same way again.
He found out it cuts both ways...
tanless1
03-16-2009, 06:20 PM
should of stuck w/ palm sander.
DonInNC
03-16-2009, 06:51 PM
what a tool.
hydee
03-16-2009, 07:43 PM
That should have been a chapter in "American Psycho"
joethebartender
03-16-2009, 10:38 PM
the first cut is the deepest.
DonInNC
03-17-2009, 03:32 AM
What a hack.
Tall_James
03-17-2009, 03:43 AM
Now that's some gash!
drjoek
03-17-2009, 04:38 AM
Cut it out!
NOW !
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