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CofyCrakCocaine
03-12-2009, 04:47 PM
Jewish American Princesses have been trying to steal the Japanese's signature slur for decades now. I say the two should fight it out for the name- whose side you got?

scottinnj
03-12-2009, 04:56 PM
I'm taking the Japs over the JAPS.

My dad fought them in WWII, still won't talk about it. To the bitter end is all he'll day.

Have better cars too. Have you ever seen those POS minivans rolling around Lakewood? The Japs have the JAPS beat hands down.

keithy_19
03-12-2009, 05:17 PM
I picked the JAPS. Only because I would sleep with a Jewish girl over a Japanese girl. I think. I don't actually know if that's truth. I kinda dated a JAP for a summer and I hated it. She was hefty too. I think I made the wrong choice. I like Nintendo.

Can I change my vote?

scottinnj
03-12-2009, 05:20 PM
Can I change my vote?

How big were her tits?

monkfish
03-12-2009, 05:21 PM
Shrill nasally nagging vs. kamikazes? The divine wind triumphs every time (except one.)

biozombie
03-12-2009, 05:23 PM
As sexy as the Jews are, historically speaking, a little Japanese gal would match my new Honda motorcycle.

sr71blackbird
03-12-2009, 05:25 PM
Id give my left nut for a night with a Japanese girl

keithy_19
03-12-2009, 05:30 PM
How big were her tits?

They were quite big. But she was big herself.

scottinnj
03-12-2009, 05:32 PM
They were quite big. But she was big herself.

Change your vote.

El Mudo
03-13-2009, 10:34 AM
UMaryland was absolutely crawling with JAPS...they were like roaches...

I'll take the Japs by default....and they had cooler planes


http://www.richard-seaman.com/Aircraft/AirShows/Riverside2005/Highlights/ZeroBankingAtRiverside.jpg

CofyCrakCocaine
03-13-2009, 05:40 PM
Any Mohr takers?

A.J.
03-14-2009, 08:20 AM
I'll take the Japs by default....and they had cooler planes


http://www.richard-seaman.com/Aircraft/AirShows/Riverside2005/Highlights/ZeroBankingAtRiverside.jpg

Domo arigato, Admiral Yamamoto.

sailor
03-14-2009, 09:50 AM
JAPS over nips any day.

http://top10kid.com/wp-content/uploads/number-3-jewish.jpg

CofyCrakCocaine
03-14-2009, 02:10 PM
I dunno how the JAPS can beat 'em, those dang Japs got Godmode Schwarzenegger!

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foodcourtdruide
03-14-2009, 02:14 PM
I picked the JAPS. Only because I would sleep with a Jewish girl over a Japanese girl. I think. I don't actually know if that's truth. I kinda dated a JAP for a summer and I hated it. She was hefty too. I think I made the wrong choice. I like Nintendo.

Can I change my vote?

You my friend, are insane.

CofyCrakCocaine
03-15-2009, 01:26 PM
I can and will be funnier than SP1.

MacVittie
03-15-2009, 01:37 PM
The Japs just went up 3-0 over Cuba in the 4th. I'd like to see a bunch of Jewesses do that.

yojimbo7248
03-15-2009, 02:55 PM
First of all, CCC, brilliant poll. I was getting a little tired of them until you came up with this.

God's Chosen People's daughters versus the offspring of the Sun God? this is tough but I have to go with the Japanese. I lived in NE China which was Manchuko during the war. Chinese still hate their guts. Not to take anything away from the power of persistence you get with JAPS (I am married to one) but they can't hold a candle to fanaticism, organizational skill, and resourcefulness you get with the Japanese when they are in full fight mode.

JohnGacysCrawlSpace
03-15-2009, 03:45 PM
I love big Jewish titties. :clap:

K.C.
03-15-2009, 04:01 PM
I love big Jewish titties. :clap:

We all do.

The problem is what they're attached too.


JAPS are rough, especially for someone like me who's more of a minimalist. My last fairly serious relationship was with one, and there was a lot of fighting about stupid shit.

I gotta go Japs....it worked for Tom Selleck in Mr. Baseball, it works for me.

kdubya
03-15-2009, 04:16 PM
http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w255/kdubya8/pictures%20for%20the%20message%20board/lox_and_bagel.jpg

vs.

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w255/kdubya8/pictures%20for%20the%20message%20board/sushi_sashimi.jpg

Close by I am going the way of the samurai

outlawfrank
03-15-2009, 04:32 PM
I think my vote is with BAPS

http://www.iamcrystalrose.com/blog/image.axd?picture=baps.jpg