View Full Version : Pick a way to die
hammersavage
03-12-2009, 06:46 PM
They all suck but you have to choose one.
How do you want to go out if you had to choose?
Drowning
In a Fire
Starvation
Freezing
Give me starvation. I might die but I'll look damn good right before I go. Gonna get so much ass.
BlackSpider
03-12-2009, 06:48 PM
Freeze...
biozombie
03-12-2009, 06:48 PM
drowning seems like the fastest of these awful choices.
burrben
03-12-2009, 06:49 PM
starve. for a while id finally be skinny
boosterp
03-12-2009, 06:49 PM
Freeze, the others are the things of nightmares and starving takes too long. At least I can go to sleep on a glacer and never wake up.
Slumbag
03-12-2009, 06:50 PM
I picked freezing. That way, I can make a funny face, and eventually someone is gonna have to see.
weekapaugjz
03-12-2009, 06:51 PM
All of these are awful deaths. Fire and drowning absolutely terrify me. I guess with freezing your body would be numb. But it would still be terrible.
I've heard you get a feeling of euphoria right before you drown, so that's my choice.
Chuck Norris
03-12-2009, 06:52 PM
This poll is flawed. Where is the death by Chuck Norris option? Racists.
hammersavage
03-12-2009, 06:53 PM
Message to Enabler: You can't jerk off being burned alive.
Think people!
disneyspy
03-12-2009, 06:54 PM
i freeze every frickin day,let my ass drown,on vacation,in the carribean,with jodi foster,nude
hammersavage
03-12-2009, 06:55 PM
Jodie Foster?!?!
First Nancy Grace now this. You are a weird bird.
Dude!
03-12-2009, 06:58 PM
would the fire death
be because of burning, or could it be
because of smoke inhalation...
because if that is the option, I would take it
I wish you had added the guillotine, though
as that is the way i reilly want to go
swift and painless
Devo37
03-12-2009, 07:10 PM
only 4 choices?? there's 6 million Ways to Die (choose one):
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EK8vOnwLWB8&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EK8vOnwLWB8&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
JPMNICK
03-12-2009, 07:13 PM
Freeze, the others are the things of nightmares and starving takes too long. At least I can go to sleep on a glacer and never wake up.
that is exactly what i was thinking
grlNIN
03-12-2009, 07:15 PM
Going like my girls Ophelia and Woolf.
Crazy and at the bottom of a lake.
boosterp
03-12-2009, 07:31 PM
All of these are awful deaths. Fire and drowning absolutely terrify me. I guess with freezing your body would be numb. But it would still be terrible.
But, freezing is still painful.
CofyCrakCocaine
03-12-2009, 07:38 PM
Freezing hurts like hell. The original idea of Hell was that it was a frozen wasteland. FUck that. The numbness you get would be the same kinda numbness you feel when you burn to the nerve endings.
Drownding all the way. Especially if it's in realtively warm water and it's pretty around.
Coach
03-13-2009, 03:43 AM
Close call..Drowning though....at the end you revert to In uterus and try to breathe water and die gasping like a goldfish.
Fire...intense pain for about 15 seconds, your nostrils filled with the smell of your own flesh burning off..then your nerve endings burn off..and your lungs as well...If the fire doesn't consume you..the fluid builds up in your lungs and you drown anyway.
Freezing..somehow walking and feeling your flesh mush like a snow cone...not high on my priorities of things to do. Falling asleep? Ugh, I hate cold!
CountryBob
03-13-2009, 04:33 AM
Freezing all the way - maybe they could thaw you out and you will wake up 500 years in the future - looking for a Wii.
vBulletin® v3.7.0, Copyright ©2000-2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.