Carbonite [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

K.C.

03-12-2009, 07:42 PM

I say Jews...I'm pretty sure they tried to freeze Jesus in carbonite and then feed him to that monster in the Sarlacc Pit.

ToiletCrusher

03-12-2009, 07:44 PM

jews might have the money, but christians have the crusades.

Death Metal Moe

03-12-2009, 07:45 PM

http://pic.aebn.net/Stream/Movie/Boxcovers/a106776_xlf.jpg

Death Metal Moe

03-12-2009, 07:46 PM

jews might have the money, but christians have the crusades.

But no one would hear about the success of the Crusades because the Jews control the media.

fezfez

03-13-2009, 06:15 AM

I say it's a fine product for people of all religions! Enjoy!:happy:

earlsgmaclit

03-13-2009, 06:59 AM

by all reliogns do you mean cum?

T-pack

03-13-2009, 07:03 AM

don't listen FezFez, this one can't even spell......

JAH1013

03-13-2009, 06:44 PM

If we can get enough people to suscribe, will they please stop with the ads? Nothing specifically against the readings, but it's every 15 minutes. We get it. Carbonite is for everyone but gays.

Boomer

03-14-2009, 08:34 AM

Simple logic will tell you that it's for the Christians.
Christ saves your soul.
Carbonite saves your data.
Christians are all about the saving of their stuff so Christians use Carbonite.

Now of course we all know Jews like saving too, but although Carbonite saves for you, you still have to pay for the right to do it, and we all know that Jews won't pay for shit. So if they loose their data they just blame the blacks and file an insurance claim to get a new computer.
Jew's use Lawyers and cheap insurance policies, not Carbonite.

Now the Gays...that's a whole nother thing...

STC-Dub

03-14-2009, 02:44 PM

Zorastrians

Meataball23

03-14-2009, 04:38 PM

The jews need to get their protect on, and I respect that

The christians...all they want is to worship their risen lord and savior.

I vote jews

JAH1013

03-15-2009, 08:53 AM

Simple logic will tell you that it's for the Christians.
Christ saves your soul.
Carbonite saves your data.
Christians are all about the saving of their stuff so Christians use Carbonite.

Now of course we all know Jews like saving too, but although Carbonite saves for you, you still have to pay for the right to do it, and we all know that Jews won't pay for shit. So if they loose their data they just blame the blacks and file an insurance claim to get a new computer.
Jew's use Lawyers and cheap insurance policies, not Carbonite.

Now the Gays...that's a whole nother thing...

Boomer, you have a very strong arguement here. This should be a close one.