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TheMojoPin
03-13-2009, 11:49 AM
I went into the stupid "Best Sports Conference" thread thiking it would be about this but that one was about shitty college sports.

So...what's your all-time favorite sports press conference? They're usually good for some rants and meltdowns.

Gotta love "PLAYOFFS?!?"

Gotta love "it's practice" X a million.

Gotta love "THEN CROWN THEIR ASSES!"

If these things make no sense to you, GTFO of this thread.

WHAT SAY YOU?

Judge Smails
03-13-2009, 11:57 AM
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Aggie
03-13-2009, 11:58 AM
So does this have to be about a pro-sports press conference then? Cuz my favorite is a college press conference.

The one with the Oklahoma State coach defending his QB that got ripped in the papers. "I"m a man, I'm 40!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" It hilarious. I quote that line all the time.

If I could link it at work I would. :(

TheMojoPin
03-13-2009, 11:59 AM
Shit, Lee is my #1. For some reason I forgot he went off like that because of a reporter's question.

mendyweiss
03-13-2009, 12:03 PM
I went into the stupid "Best Sports Conference" thread thiking it would be about this but that one was about shitty college sports.

So...what's your all-time favorite sports press conference? They're usually good for some rants and meltdowns.

Gotta love "PLAYOFFS?!?"

Gotta love "it's practice" X a million.

Gotta love "THEN CROWN THEIR ASSES!"

If these things make no sense to you, GTFO of this thread.

WHAT SAY YOU?

These were all great !!
I remember hearing some Bobby Knight rants, I just don't remember where and when they were !!

ozzie
03-13-2009, 12:25 PM
So does this have to be about a pro-sports press conference then? Cuz my favorite is a college press conference.

The one with the Oklahoma State coach defending his QB that got ripped in the papers. "I"m a man, I'm 40!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" It hilarious. I quote that line all the time.

If I could link it at work I would. :(

Instant Classic!

And yeah, being a *cough* 40 year old man... I quote this one ALL the time myself!

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Judge Smails
03-13-2009, 12:32 PM
This gets funnier and funnier with hindsight:


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Aggie
03-13-2009, 12:35 PM
Instant Classic!

And yeah, being a *cough* 40 year old man... I quote this one ALL the time myself!

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Thanks for linking! The cracks me up every time.

Ritalin
03-13-2009, 12:38 PM
My favorite Bobby Knight is when he came out with the whip.

He's a jackass and a bully, but that was pretty damn funny.

MacVittie
03-13-2009, 12:43 PM
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Judge Smails
03-13-2009, 12:56 PM
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Pestz4Evah
03-13-2009, 01:13 PM
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denko
03-13-2009, 03:17 PM
when harry sinden announced the firing of mike o'connell.

weekapaugjz
03-13-2009, 03:20 PM
I went into the stupid "Best Sports Conference" thread thiking it would be about this but that one was about shitty college sports.

So...what's your all-time favorite sports press conference? They're usually good for some rants and meltdowns.

Gotta love "PLAYOFFS?!?"

Gotta love "it's practice" X a million.

Gotta love "THEN CROWN THEIR ASSES!"

If these things make no sense to you, GTFO of this thread.

WHAT SAY YOU?

is the "then crown their asses" the one about the cubs manager (or was it phillies) just going crazy? i think they played it on the show and ron just fucking loving it

TheMojoPin
03-13-2009, 05:58 PM
is the "then crown their asses" the one about the cubs manager (or was it phillies) just going crazy? i think they played it on the show and ron just fucking loving it

Nah, the Cubs one was posted by Smails above. The "crown their asses" was when the Bears beat the Cardinals the year the Bears went to the Superbowl. The Bears were still undefeated at that point, but should have lost except that Hester scored twice and the defense did, too. The Cardinals lost at the last secon when they missed the game-winning field goal. This is what resulted:

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Snoogans
03-13-2009, 06:10 PM
jim mora rules

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and dont forget about Bob:

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cougarjake13
03-13-2009, 06:51 PM
I went into the stupid "Best Sports Conference" thread thiking it would be about this but that one was about shitty college sports.

So...what's your all-time favorite sports press conference? They're usually good for some rants and meltdowns.

Gotta love "PLAYOFFS?!?"

Gotta love "it's practice" X a million.

Gotta love "THEN CROWN THEIR ASSES!"

If these things make no sense to you, GTFO of this thread.

WHAT SAY YOU?





for this to be a true representation of the best you have to include bobby knight's


another one i love is the fassell this teams going to the playoffs


and herm edwards you play to win the game

cougarjake13
03-13-2009, 06:53 PM
bill parcells had a few as well

TripleSkeet
03-13-2009, 10:51 PM
That Lee Elia one is tough to top just for the amount of cursing alone.


One of my other favorites was when Bill Parcells was coach of the Patriots, and some one asked him how Terry Glenns injury was. His reply was an instant classic... "She'll be fine."

Knowledged_one
03-13-2009, 11:01 PM
John cheney threatening to kill john calipari